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I think I might be pregnant.

Oh, my God! Seriously?

Have you done a test?

No, I'm gonna wait for Gav.
I can't believe
I'm gonna be a mum.

Gav says you've set a date
for the wedding.

Yeah, June the 13th.

-You all right to
look after Neil?
-Goin' through with it, then?

Yeah. Why?

I'll look after Neil.
No worries.

(SQUEALING EXCITEDLY)

Oh, never mind, babes.

Look, come on.
It's only our first try.

I haven't been on the pill
for over a year.

You cannot make
decisions like that

without talking to
me about it first.
What is wrong with you?

Exactly.
What is wrong with me, Gav?

What if I can't have children?

Hiya. Right,
so I got the appointment.

It's 10:30, Friday.

Okay.

And we'll go
straight from there
to Essex, yeah?

Yeah, okay.

It's weird, isn't it?
Dawn and Pete.

Do you think we'll
ever renew our vows?

Don't know.

Oh, look, why are you still
in a mood with me?

I can't say
sorry any more times.

I know. I'm not. I just feel
a bit weird
about it, that's all.

What do you mean?

I dunno.
Like, why you didn't tell me.

And all those
months you could've
got pregnant, and you didn't.

And why didn't you?

Well, that's why
we're going to the doctor's.

I know. It's just been a bit
of a shock, that's all.

-I can't help it.
-Gav...

If it turns out I
can't have babies,
you won't leave me, will you?

Don't be stupid. Nutter.

I love you.

I love you, too.
See you tonight.

Yeah.

I mean, it started off...
It was meant to be intimate.

You know, just close family,
couple of friends.

And then Pete's sister said
she wanted to come.

-Oh, God.
-I know.

And, of course,
it's not that I
don't like her,

but if we invite her,
we've got to invite him.

-The brother?
-No, the husband.

-Brother?
That's all blown over.
-Yeah?

Turns out it really
was identity theft all along.

Somebody had
taken Pete's card.

Thing is, though, Pammy,
this whole day is now bigger
than our original wedding.

And I said to Pete,
"We are just
renewing our vows.

"We are not Louise
and Jamie Redknapp."

I bet he didn't like that.
How many is it now, then?

I've no idea.
We're still waiting
to hear back from people.

But Pete just
invites all sorts.
I mean, for example, Bryn.

I mean, I know since
Christmas, Pete and Bryn have
become very close.

They're always on
Facebook and that.

And according to Pete,
Bryn's always
following him on Twitter.

But the thing is, Pammy,

if we ask Bryn,
we have to ask Gwyn.

-Gwen.
-Gwen. See?
Don't even know her name.

And then there's Nessa.

If we invite Vanessa, we have
to invite David.
David Coaches.

-(SIGHING)
-Oh, I don't envy you, Dawn.

All the organisation and
whatnot. Still,
it's gonna be a nice day.

Pamela! Dawn!

-Smithy, darling.
-Hi, Smithy.

Right. We got an hour.

Get them clothes
off and get upstairs.

I'm a plumber. I'm a builder.
Let's do it like
they do in the movies.

(LAUGHING)

I don't know what films
you've been watching!

Pam, I know that Mick has not
fulfilled your
needs for many years.

And, Dawn,
I'm not sure Pete ever has.

-(LAUGHING)
-So, come on.

Here's our chance,
you naughty
little chaffinches!

Smithy, what are you like?

I'm only dicking around.
I've just come
in for a biscuit.

-Pam, where's them Penguins?
-Cupboard over the kettle.

Smithy,
they still need to know
what you wanna eat Saturday.

-You looked at the menu?
-Oh. What's the choices again?

Char grilled chicken,
veggie option,
fillet of bream.

# Breams can come true

# Look at me,
babe, I'm with you

# You know you
got to have bream

# You know you just
got to have that bream #

Pam! That is comedy gold!

(LAUGHING)

I don't know
where that came from!

Now, listen. Listen, you.

I've got to ask you a favour,
and it's serious.

It's not that shower tray
again, is it? I've sealed it,
like, four times.

-Just buy a new one.
-No, no, it's not about that.

My stepbrother, John,
can't make it Saturday.

-His wife's
broken both her feet.
-Wife's broke her ankles.

So I was wondering
how you'd feel
about giving me away.

What?

Don't have to. Theoretically,
I don't need anyone.
It's just a renewal.

But I think it'd be nice,
and I'd like it if you did.

(CRYING)

I'd love to, Dawn.

(SNIFFLING)

Cor! Look at my baby girl.

-She's all grown up!
-Oh.

Aw, sweetheart.

-A whole year?
-Yeah.

-You been trying
for the whole year?
-Yeah.

-Why?
-'Cause I really want a baby.

And I just thought
if I got pregnant,

then Gav would definitely
want to get a house.

Even if it was just
renting somewhere.

-So you planned it all?
-Well, not exactly.

Nothing happened, did it?

That's very manipulative,
Stace.

Oh, shut up!
You sound like Gav.

-Well, he's got a point.
-Ness!

And you've gone
down in my estimation,
if truth be told.

But the thing is,
what if I can't have kids?

What if I'm like
Karen down the road?

-Barren Karen?
-Yeah. What if I'm like her?

Well, that's the hand
that life has dealt you.

Maybe you need to think
about getting yourself one of
them Chinese ones.

Like Angelina Jolie?

Honestly, Stace,
they're giving them away.

It's not the same,
though, is it?

Strikes me you're not
in a position to be fussy.

-Pass me the ball.
-No, it's okay.

Come on,
I'll do you a reading.

All right. But I'm not paying.

Shh.

-Is this actually crystal?
-No.

It's a paperweight.
But what can you do?

Times are hard,
and there's
a credit crunch on.

Omom Shabi... Omom Shabi

Omom Puri...

Omid Djalili...

(CLUCKS TONGUE)
It's not looking good, Stace.

Why? What can you see?
What's it saying?

I don't know.

It's bad news, whatever it is.
I can't be specific.

But I should imagine
you can't have kids.

Really?

All right, sugar tits?

Oh, sorry, Stace.
I didn't know
you were having a reading.

That's all right. We're done.
It was only a quickie.

-Well, how long?
-15, 20 minutes.

-It wasn't that long.
-Fair enough.

We'll call it
a fiver and be done.

I didn't even want a reading.

In Stacey's defence,
she did make it
clear she wasn't paying.

Oh, come on, Ness.

We've got
a business to run here.

This wedding's
costing a fortune.

I've just been
pricing up the cake.
I mean, do we really need one?

You can't get married
without cutting a cake.

Take it or leave it,
to be honest with you.

Yeah, me too.
They're having jelly.
Let them make do with that.

Exactly.

I love weddings.

I've never been to
a renewal before,
so that'll be fun.

Ah, I could do
without it, to be honest.

I don't really understand
why they've invited me.

I know, Mum said the same.

She said she
could see why Bryn
was going, because of Pete,

but Mum's hardly ever said
two words to them.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

-All right?
-Yeah, all right.
Be with you now.

Come on,
Ness, we've got to get on.

-There's a queue forming.
-Right.

-Stace, I'll see
you Saturday up Essex.
-Okay.

Bring 'em on, Dave.

Nice sheets, these, Gwen.

I know. Dick Power.

He just knocked on the door.

I mean, normally I send him
away packing,
but he made me feel them.

And the minute I did, I said,
"I don't know
where they came from

"or where you got them,

"but I'll take two sets.
One for me, one for the kids."

-GAVIN: Hello, Gwen?
-Hiya, we're up here.

-In the bedroom.
-GAVIN: Okay.

It's always a risk with Dick,
but sometimes he
comes up trumps.

-Like Nessa's lawnmower.
-Like with the lawnmower.

Hiya. I just came
back for some lunch.

All right, Bryn?
Look,
you don't need to do that...

Gavin,
what else am I going to do?

I'm kicking my
heels in that house.

Rattling around
like a bubble in a can.

He's at a loss
since the boys went.

I am. I miss them.

That place has felt empty
the past couple of weeks.

-Great night,
though, wasn't it, Gav?
-Yeah, it was.

(CHUCKLING) I was mullered.
Plastered I was, Gwen.

I know. Reminded me of Trevor.

I can't wait for the next one.

-Budgie said
something about Reading?
-Did he?

A night out in Reading,
Budgie's brother or something?

-Who, Magpie?
-Yes! He's DJing.

Whatever it is, count me in.

Right. Look, I'm gonna get
something to eat.

Stacey said you
got your appointment
all sorted with the doctor.

Did she? What, she told you?

Yes. And for what it's worth,
I think it's all
going to be fine.

-That's what I said, Gav.
-Oh, right.

I mean, I know Stacey said
you'd been trying,

but have you
actually been trying?

-What?
-Well, that's what I wondered.

Because I know you've been
gunning it since you've been
living back here,

but what about all
that time in Essex?

Oh, they were regular at
Pam and Mick's, Gwen, Stacey
said. Of course she did.

But would you say
you were relaxed
whilst you were doing it

or do you feel
you're under pressure?

Because,
and I know Gwen will back me
up on this, it's quality,

-not quantity.
-Not quantity.

Actually, Bryn, this is...

I don't really
feel comfortable
talking about this.

I'm just gonna get a sandwich
and go back to work

and forget that
this conversation
about sex with your daughter

and your niece ever happened.

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Well, he's clearly
very stressed, Gwen.

I know. And that's not
gonna do them any favours.

We'll try Marks first.

No, I'm not getting a suit
from there. I wanna go Next or
Topman or something.

Neil, with respect, designer
labels like them will
not carry your size.

Mum!

I might be
carrying a bit of timber,

but I'm not,
you know, Robbie Coltrane.

You are heading
that way, my love.

Now, where's your sister?

What? Rudi's coming?

Yeah. I want another
pair of eyes on it.

I'm 28. I'm a dad.
I've fathered a child.

-Don't be coarse, Neil.
-I can do it on
my own, that's all.

I just need you to
lend me the money.

I'm happy to buy you the suit.
I'm glad you're getting it.

-I'm proud of you.
-That's a first.

Oh, here she is. Ruth!

All right?

-Are those Heelys?
-Yeah.

-How old are you?
-How old am I?

You're coming
out to buy clothes
with your mum and your sister.

-How old are you?
-Dick.

-Douche.
-Will you please

just give it a rest,
the two of you?

I'm at
the point of exhaustion.

My resources are almost
entirely depleted.

If you persist in this,
I shall simply go home.

Good! That's absolutely fine.

I don't need you here. Or you.
I didn't ask
either of you to come.

I can buy a suit
on my own, you know.

-(LAUGHING)
-Come on,
now, that does look nice.

You look really stupid.

-I feel it.
-You look an absolute tool.

Mum, will you tell her?

-You do.
-Ruth.

You look like one of
The Blues Brothers.

-The dead one.
-Right, one more comment.

Make one more comment
about me in this suit,

or, in fact, just about me,

and I will take
off those Heelys...
Look at me, look at me.

I will take off those Heelys
and I will stick
them up your arse.

Okay?

It's just a case of taking
these up a couple of inches,
that's all.

They'll do that for you.

Yeah,
it's all right, isn't it?

It is, actually. Pavarotti.

-Right!
-Ah!

Get off! Get off!

(BOTH CRYING OUT)

Get off!

Ow! I warned you.

(SINGING OPERA
MUSIC MOCKINGLY)

Shut up! Shut up!

-(GRUNTING)
-No! No!

Mum! Mum!

DR EVANS: Now,
no need to be nervous, okay?

I've got the results back,

and I'm afraid
there is a problem.

Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it?

Look, I'm just gonna
come out and say it,

because the thing is,
at times like this,

it's better to just face up
to the facts.

Because sometimes it's easier
to look at the negative,

to not look beyond what's...

This is a marathon,
not a sprint,

and there are all sorts
of options available.

We just have to sit down
calmly together and
talk through what...

When you said you're just
gonna come out
and say it, what...

It's you, Gavin.

-What?
-You've got a low sperm count.

-Serious?
-Yes.

Oh, my God.

Shit!

MICK: I mean, the whole
thing's getting ridiculous.

Why? I think it's nice.

I'm his best man,
for God's sake.

He wants me to make a speech.
And Smithy, giving Dawn away.

I mean, please!
She was given
away 27 years ago.

It's their day, Mick.

(SIGHING) They had their day.
In 1982.

That's my point.

I can understand
if this was some loving union,

but they're at
each other's throats
every five minutes.

Well, ours is not
to question while.

-What?
-Ours is not to
question while.

"Why." "Ours is
not to question why."

No, "while."

It's not our place
to ask questions
while they're doing it.

Amazing.

What you said is completely
wrong, and yet,
there's a logic to it.

That's me, Michael.
What you see is what you get.

Maybe we should
renew our vows.

Don't even think about it.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Come in, come in.

Oh, sorry.
You're still eating.

-It's all right.
-That's all right.

-Is Dawn not here yet?
-No, she's on her way.

Good, 'cause I wanted
to show you something.

I've just been to
pick up my ring.

We've chosen our own,
you know, for tomorrow.

Oh, that's nice.

'Cause then you get to wear
something you like.

You know, something you feel
comfortable in, rather than...

Oh, my Christ!

Who do you think you are?
Puff Daddy?

-Don't you like it?
-I dunno.

I don't know what
to think, really.

Oh,
no, it's too much, isn't it?

Where did you get it,
Sierra Leone?

Oh, take no notice, Pete.
If you like it,
that's all that matters.

It's just I've never had
a decent ring before.

I wanted to make a statement.

Well, you've
certainly done that, mate.

No, I mean,
a show of my love for Dawn.

In that case you should've got
a "D" on it, not a "P."

No,
but that's the beauty of it.

"P,"

"D."

Pete, Dawn.

Puff, Daddy.

Oh, there she is!

Welcome to the re-newlywed.

Don't! The people in the shop
have been calling me that.

Where is he?
Where's my little
gingerbread man?

Hello, my gorgeous girl.

DAWN: Mmm.

God, you two. Honestly!

I'm in love,
Mick, with my wife.
Is that such a crime?

Where's Stace and Gavin?
Not here yet?

No, we haven't heard
from them, actually.

I think they're
coming tonight.

Or they might
come first thing,
I don't know.

Give them a ring, Mick,
see what's happening.

Okay.

Hey, Dawn, got us
a couple of films for tonight.

-Have you?
-Got Beaches.

-Oh, I love that.
-Breakfast At Tiffany's,

-and Doubt.
-Doubt? Never heard of that.

Oh, you will have done.
Meryl Streep is this nun

and the big strawberry-blond
fella from Patch Adams
is this priest,

and he's been
fiddling with the boys,
and giving them wine.

Bloody hell, Pam,
that sounds
a barrel of laughs.

I thought it was a fun,
girly night.
I brought face packs.

Look, thing is, Meryl Streep
doesn't know if
he's really fiddling.

That's where the doubt lies.
That's why it's called Doubt.

MICK:
Well, he's not picking up.

Well, you'll have to wait
and see him tomorrow, then.

Now, when are you two going?
'Cause we wanna get on.

-I don't know.
-But, Pete,
is this really necessary?

-What do you mean?
-Staying at yours.

I just wanna sleep
in me own bed, mate.

Oh, come on, Mick.
This is my last
night as a single man.

-I've booked a stripper.
-BOTH: You haven't!

-He has.
-I never had one
first time round.

-I thought it'd be fun.
-What, just you, me and her

on our own in your front room?
That's a bit weird,
innit, mate?

Oh, live a little, Michael.
It's only a stripper.

It's not like she's a prossie
or anything.

Exactly.

(DOOR OPENING)

-Oh, that'll be them.
-Oh, good.

There he is, my little prince.

-And Stacey.
-STACEY: Hiya.

We didn't know
when you were coming.

Me, too.
I just tried to ring you.

-Yeah, I know.
-You all right?

Yeah, yeah.

-You excited about tomorrow?
-Yeah.

You wanna see 'em, Gav.

They're like a couple
of teenagers, aren't you?

Yeah. So, how was the journey?
All right?

Yeah.

And the job going okay,
is it, Stace,
at Marco's?

-Is it Marco's?
-Yeah. I like it.

Well, don't just stand there.
Come on in, come in.

Actually, Mum, I'm not feeling
too good. I've got a bit
of a funny tummy.

What, was it
something you've eaten?

Yeah. Look,
I'm gonna go and lie down.

Oh, all right.
Well, do you want anything?

-No, thanks.
-I'll be up now, Gav.

Okay.

Mick,
we should really get going,
'cause she's arriving at 7:30.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

How long have you been awake?

Don't know. Half an hour.

Do you want a little ctwch?

Yeah, go on, then.

Hey, you're
supposed to be cwtching me.

Oh. All right, then.

It will be okay, Gav.

There's things we
can do, you know.

Yeah.

I know.

(EXHALES)

Remember your
blind spot, Bryn.

(SIGHING) Yes,
thank you, David.

Hey, Ness, they've got a sale
in Mamas & Papas
this week, you know,

you know, and I think a lot
of the stuff might
fit Neil the Baby.

Oh, Bryn, you can come off
next junction.

There's an average speed check
for 10 miles.

You'll save
yourself a good 20 minutes.

-The A-road...
-Yes, thank you, David,

but I'll stick
with what I know.

Suit yourself.
You're the driver.

Yes, I am.

You might wanna
move over, Bryn.
We got a joker behind us.

I think he's in
a bit of a rush.

Bryn,
he's flashing his lights.

Thank you, Mr Clarkson.
I am fully aware

of the driver in question,
and am merely
demonstrating to him

that he cannot bully his way
along the motorway,

pushing myself and others
out of the way.

I am driving at the maximum
speed limit of
70 miles an hour.

If he doesn't like it, he
can move to Germany,
and drive on the Autobahn.

All right,
I'm just saying, that's all.

Yeah, well, don't.
Leave the man alone,
all right?

Look, I drive for a living.
I know these roads.

Yes, I know these roads!

I have driven to Billericay
over seven times.

I know you've got a bus,
and I know it's
bigger than my Picasso,

-but I'm just trying...
-Come on, now.

Let's not have
a row about all this.

-I'm not rowing.
-Yes, you are.
You're belligerent.

I tell you what. Let's have
a bit of music and
all just calm down.

-Good idea, Gwen.
-(SWITCHES ON RADIO)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(NEIL CRYING)

(SWITCHES OFF RADIO)

"When you try your best,
but you don't succeed

"When you get what you want
but not what you need

"When you feel so tired
but you can't sleep

"Stuck in reverse

"Lights will
(ELONGATING) guide you home

"And (ELONGATING)
ignite your bones..."

What are you doing?

It's my vows. It's Coldplay.

Yeah, I know. But don't say it
like you're singing a song.

Just say,
"Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones."

That's what I said.
"Lights will
(ELONGATING) guide..."

No, you did it again!
Don't elongate. Say "guide."

-Guide. Ignite.
-Look, it'll be fine.
It'll be fine.

Let's just do it again
from the top, all right?

"Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones."

"Lights will
(ELONGATING)
guide you home..."

No!

-Hiya.
-Hiya.

How was last night?
The stripper?

-It was horrific.
-She was brilliant.

Pete, she was filthy.

I know!

No! She actually was dirty.

-Nice.
-Well, I enjoyed it.

-Hiya!
-Hiya!

How are you feeling?

Oh, you know. Bit nervous.

See you in there.

What's he got to
be nervous about?

I don't really understand
why we're here, to be honest.

-Hiya.
-Hiya.

I've been trying to ring you.
What's happening
with the quack?

-What's occurring?
-I'll tell you later.

-Hiya!
-Gav.

When are you
heading back west?

-What?
-To Barry.

-I dunno, really.
-Well, when you go,

would you
please do me a favour

and take that
bloody bus driver
with you?

He is doing my head in.

So, was he
fiddling with the boys?
The vicar, the priest?

Well, we don't know.

But I need to know.

'Cause I actually quite
liked him, that guy from
The Boat That Rocked.

-Philip Dustin Hoffman? Mmm.
-Yeah.

But if he's been fiddling with
boys, then obviously I
wanna hate him.

That is the point, Dawn.
There's doubt.
That's why it's called Doubt.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

We all ready to go?

Right. I'll go on in, then.

Come on.

(CHOIR MUSIC PLAYING)

Take good care of her, Pete.

I will, Neil.
I won't let you down.

Please be seated.

We're gathered here today
to celebrate
the 26 year marriage

of Dawn and Peter Sutcliffe.

To mark that anniversary,
Dawn and Peter

have chosen to
renew their vows

before you,
their dearest family

and their closest friends.

"Tears stream down your face

"I promise I will
learn from my mistakes

"Lights will guide you home

"And ignite your bones

"And I will try

"to fix you"

And now, Dawn,

would you please
make your
renewal vows to Peter?

Pete.

"The two of us
need look no more

"We both found what
we were looking for

"With a friend to call my own,
I'll never be alone

"And you, my friend, will see,
you've got a friend in me

"Pete, you're always running
here and there

"You feel you're
not wanted anywhere

"If you ever look behind,
and don't like what you find

"There's one
thing you should know

"You got a place to go

"I used to say 'I' and 'me'

"Now it's 'us'
Now it's 'we'

"I used to say 'I' and 'me'

"Now it's 'us'
And now it's 'we'

"Pete, most people
would turn you away

"I don't listen
to a word they say

"They don't see you as I do

"I wish they'd try to

"I'm sure they'd think again

"If they had
a friend like Pete"

Thank you, Dawn.
And now Peter
and Dawn's children

are going to present
the eternity rings.

So, Fiona and Alex,
if you'd like to step forward.

And, Pete, if you'd like
to take the eternity ring

and place it on Dawn's finger

as a token sign
of your renewed
commitment and love.

I love you, Dawn.

I love you so much.

And, Dawn, if you'd like
to take Pete's eternity ring

and do the same.

Bloody hell, Pete!

How much did that cost?

140 quid.

Oh, it's disgusting.

Have you seen this?

You look ridiculous.

I'm sorry.

You may now seal
your vows of
renewal with a kiss.

I didn't mean it to
come out like that.

I was just so shocked.

It is horrible, though, Dawn.

It's what I'd call gaudy.
It's gauche.

But that aside,
it really was
a lovely service.

Thank you, Gwyn.

-Gwen.
-Gwen.

You just assume
you're gonna be
all right, you know?

Like it's
a foregone conclusion
that you can have kids.

But how low?
I mean, how low is low?
What you gonna do?

I dunno. I mean,
there's loads of options.

-Sperm donor.
-Right.

Okay. I get it.

-What?
-I know what you're saying.

-I'll do it.
-Smithy.

I'll have sex with Stacey.

-No, you don't understand.
-I will. I'll do it for you.

Call me stupid, call me crazy,

but I love you.

I'll do it.
You're my best friend.

I'd do it for any of
my friends, really.

Maybe not Dirtbox.
And that isn't
me being racist.

We just don't
really click, me and her.

Mate,
it's not what this is about.

Clearly,
I've got strong swimmers,
haven't I?

Right? And listen to me.
I promise you this.

I guarantee you
Stacey will not enjoy it.

You can watch if you like,
just to make sure,

but she will get next
to no pleasure from it,

and that's
because she loves you.

-But I don't want you to.
-Of course you don't.

Why would you? Christ!

I'd hate it if
anyone slept with Lucy.

Though apparently half
the Boys' Brigade have.

I just have to
believe that isn't true.

Oh, Gav. Bryn says me and Ness

are coming back with you.
Is that all right?

Yeah, if you like.
There's room in the car.

Okay.
Well, we're sort of ready
to make a move, to be honest.

-What, now?
-Yeah, if you don't mind.

Well, no.
We weren't gonna go yet.

I mean,
we were gonna stay for a bit.

Yeah, fair enough.
We'll get the train.

What?

Yeah, well,
it's not really my scene.

I don't know
what I'm doing here,
to be honest.

Hang on a minute.

This is supposed to be my time
with Neil.
I've barely seen him.

Yeah, I know.
But the thing is,
I got a long drive tomorrow.

I got a school party going
the Chair Museum
in High Wycombe.

So it's just easier for us
to go back now.

Well,
whether it's easier or not
isn't the point.

It's supposed to be my time
with my son. Nessa,
you can understand that.

-Yeah, I know.
-Of course we can.

Maybe next
weekend you can have
a bit more time with him.

It'd just be better for me...

Actually, Dave, I don't care
if it's better for you or not.

'Cause it's
nothing to do with you.
It's none of your business.

-Nessa, come on.
-What do you mean,

it's none of my business?
The kid lives in my house.

-Caravan. Nessa...
-Oh.

Don't talk to her
like I'm not here.

This is our son.
Mine and hers.

Yeah, well, I'm his stepdad.

-No, you're not.
-You're her boyfriend.

I'm her fiance!
And we're getting
married on June the 13th.

-It'll all change then.
-Will it?

-It's gonna change, is it?
-Yeah.

Right.
Well, best of luck with that.

The whole marriage thing.

I really hope it works out,
given me and her woke up
in bed together

last time she came
up here without you.

What?

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