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I've slept for
almost, like, nearly 11 hours!

You wanna get out
of the house.

I know!
Why don't you come
fencing with me tomorrow?

Oh, I'd love to but we're
going Barry, aren't we?

Oh, God, the scan!

Vanessa Jenkins?

-Is that your second name?
-Yes.

How ridiculous is this?

She's having my child,
I don't even know her surname.

That, is just one big,
massive mistake.

Makes it all seem
real now, doesn't it?

-Yeah.
-(INHALES) Yeah.

-WOMAN ON TV:
And punch it out...
-(GROANS)

-And do it again!
-(GROANS)

-And punch it out...
-(PHONE RINGING)

And do it again!

-Hiya!
-How you getting on?

Yeah, I'm good.
I'm just doing my video.

-Which one?
-Judith Chalmers boxercise.

Right. Any news on that job?

No, I've still
not heard nothing.

I rang about two this morning,
but they've already gone.

-Oh, babe.
-But apparently there's
something going at the zoo.

-The zoo?
-Yeah!

Can you imagine?
That'd be so immense,
wouldn't it?

What we doing tonight?
Shall we go the pictures?

Nah, Dad's doing his lamb.

Oh, lush.

-So, we'll just have
a quiet night in, eh?
-Yeah.

That'll be nice.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Mick's gonna be
on the telly, Stacey!

Mick's gonna be on the telly!

-What?
-Mick! He's just phoned.

He's gonna be on the telly,
can you believe it?

Oh, my God! Are you serious?

Yeah, he's gonna be
on tonight!

Ah! I've got to ring Dawn.

-I got to ring Gav!
-(BOTH SQUEAL)

I know! He's gonna be
on the telly! He just rang me.

-(MOBILE RINGS)
-Hang on.

-Smithy?
-Is your old man
gonna be on the telly?

Yeah, I just got a text from
Gary and Simon.

Unbelievable!
Six o'clock, yeah?

I'll be there!

Well, I never.

Okay! Six o'clock.

Yes, we'll be watching.

Mick's going to be
on the telly.

No, I was just telling Nessa.

Okay, bye.

(PANTING) You are
never gonna believe this!

BOTH: Mick's gonna be
on the telly.

Yes!

Oh, my God!
I bought some bubbly.
Can you believe it?

I know! Come in, come in!

God, It's all over the radio.

You are joking me!

No! And they said he was 53.

I said to Pete, "They got
that bit wrong for starters!"

Where is Pete?
Is he coming over?

Oh, don't talk to me
about that dwarf.

-Hiya, Stace.
Fancy a drop of this?
-Hiya!

Oh, go on then.

I just heard Dad's name
on the radio.

I know, Dawn said.
He's the talk of the town!
(LAUGHING)

Hiya! It's so
exciting, isn't it?

-I know, it's nuts.
-Everyone's watching in Barry!

Whew! This is peachy.
This is the best day
of my life.

Mick on the telly.

There you are, love.
Just cheese.
Are you sure that's all right?

Yeah. Crystal.

(SIGHS)

Oh, I wonder
how he's feeling now?

Well, it'll be a mixture
of nerves and excitement
I should imagine.

I remember when I was on TV.

I mean, it was different,
it wasn't actually me.

It was a photo-fit,
but the likeness was uncanny.

I found it terrifying.

-They got you spot on.
-Hmm.

It was so good
I had to shave my head.

Here he is!

And look at all the paparazzi.
(GIGGLES)

Come on, superstar!

-Give it a rest, will you?
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

Stand back, stand back!

Security's here!
Come on,
there's nothing to see!

Not you as well.
I wish I'd never mentioned it.

Dawn! Pete's pretending
to be Mick's security guard!

DAWN: Tell him to grow up.

They said you was
53 on the radio,

I said to Dawn,
"They got that wrong
for starters!"

BETTY: Hey! Hey!

Was that him? The movie star?

Yeah, but he's just
a regular guy, Betty.

He's just like the rest of us.

Well, we're taping it,
aren't we?

Ah, that's the spirit.

Oh, when I say taping,
I mean we got
one of them boxes,

you know, all remote.

Oh, yeah! We've got
one of them, they're
incredible, aren't they?

And you can pause it
you know and everything.

If you want to make
a cup of tea. That's right...

How's the house hunting
coming along, Gav?

Well, we haven't
really started yet,
have we?

We're looking at our
first place tomorrow.

I can't wait. I am so excited.
(CHUCKLES)

I remember my first place.

It wasn't much,
nothing special,
but it was mine.

No-one else telling me what
I could and couldn't do,
grinding me down 24/7.

Happy days.

How's the lamb, Pam?

Yeah, all in. There you go.

Wait till you taste
my marinade.

-I'll be having
a lentil bake.
-This is good stuff.

Yeah. Courtesy of
your lady wife,
thank you very much.

What?

-You bought this?
-Yes.

So there's no money
for me to play golf on Sunday,

but there's money
for you to splash out
on champagne?

-Don't embarrass me, Pete.
-You're unbelievable.

You're unbelievable,
you vicious little pig.

It's on! Come on!

Oh, my God.
I can't believe it.

WOMAN ON TV: The Six O'clock
News on BBC One
with George Alagiah.

Good evening and welcome to
the Six O'clock News.

-Hmm. It's starting, Gwen.
-I'll be there now!

The Health Department
announces more cuts
on the way.

A murderer strikes again
in Essex.

A dismembered body
is found in a Billericay
car park.

(CHEERING)

Cracking.

Do you know what show
I'd like to be on?

Stars In Their Eyes.

-Who'd you be?
-Well, it changes
on a daily basis.

If i had to go right here,
right now...David Bowie.

Gwen? Stars In Their Eyes .
Who'd you be?

-Suzi Quatro.
-Hmm. Ness?

Prince. Every time.

Yes. Yeah, I know!
The dismembered body.

That's Mick!

Yeah, it's the third item
on the programme.

Yeah, all right then, bye.

Where you going?
It'll be on in a second.

-I know, I won't be long.
-So was it chopped up?

Well, yeah,
and it was charred,
like it had been burnt.

Ohhh!

You all right?

Yeah, I'm just having
some chocolate.

We're eating in a bit.
What's up?

I don't know really.

I've gone down, if I'm honest.

Oh, come here.
Why you feeling down?

I'm just a bit bored,
you know?
A bit useless.

And your dad being
on the telly and that,
just reminds me

that I've never done
anything like that.

He found a dead body, babe.
It's not really
an achievement.

I know. But I just feel like
I'm getting under
everyone's feet.

You're all on at me
to get a job, and...

If I'm honest,

I'm just a bit homesick.

Oh, come on.
We can't have this
all the time.

I knew you'd say that.

Nessa's coming up tomorrow.
We're looking at houses.

-Flats.
-You've got to try and be
a bit more positive.

There's no point
talking about it.
You just don't understand.

Have I missed it?

-No, it's next item up.
-Quality. Where is he?

Michael! Mick-lar! Pamel-ar!

Smithster!

Dawn-lar! What a treat,
take it high!

-Peter-loni on the back wing.
-Smithy!

Dream. That's all over
the box!

Been on the radio
and all, ain't ya?

Rudi texted me,
they said you was 53,
Billy Bullshitter!

-Uh-huh.
-(LAUGHING)

So how's everything
with the baby?

Er, yeah good, I think, yeah.
We went down for the, um...

-Scan.
-Yeah, and all good.

-We got the, er...
-Photograph.

-Yeah, I've got it somewhere.
Where is it? It's in my...
-Wallet?

(CLICKS FINGERS) You got it.

Here you are.

That's the, uh...

Yeah, that's the head
and that's a little arm there.

Oh, sweet!

Looks like you, Pete.

Only taller!

-(MEN LAUGHING)
-Shh!

-It's on! It's on!
Gavin! Gavin!
-Gav-lar. Gav-lar.

(GASPS)

Lindsay Hughes
is at the scene.

I'm standing in the car park
of a large engineering firm
here in Billericay.

At approximately 7.30
this morning,
a dismembered body,

as yet unidentified,
was discovered

by a Mr Michael Shipman, 53...

-(CHEERING)
-Shh!

Who's one of
the company directors and
this is what he had to say.

Well, it's the last thing
you expect to find

when you come into work
in the morning.

Later I spoke to Police
Detective Richard Shed.

Detective, what can you
tell me about the situation

regarding the body
and how it was found?

SHED: I'm afraid
I can't disclose anything,
at this time.

Detective, thank you
very much. And back to you
in the studio.

A study of obesity released
today claims that many male...

Is that it?

Is that it?

Was that it?

Well, I'm
bitterly disappointed.

Crikey, Dad, it was
hardly worth mentioning!

Don't switch it off,
maybe he'll come back on.

-(PHONE RINGING)
-I spoke to them for
more than 15 minutes.

Saying my thoughts went out
to her family and all sorts.

Oh, that was nice.

They've made you look
a right tit.

I know. I know! What a joke.

He says he talked to them
for half an hour.

He'll have spoken to them
for at least 15 minutes,
if not half an hour.

What makes you say that?

Well, when I was
news producing for the BBC,
that was the golden rule.

You had to cover every base,
leave no stone unturned.

Kate Adie used to moan
about it all the time.

In the end, I had to
say to her,

"Oh, Kate Adie,

"you're the face,
I'm the brains.
Now get on with it."

She was very difficult.

Horrible woman.

BOTH: Selfish.

-(GLASS CLINKING)
-Nah, go on, who's this?
Who's this?

"Well, you just don't expect
it when you come into work
in the morning!"

-(MEN LAUGHING)
-Yeah, all right, all right.

Go on, Gav, you do it!

"Well, you just don't expect
it when you come into work
in the morning!"

(LAUGHING)

ALL: (GASP)

That looks lovely!
What is that!

It's really easy. It's just
garlic, olive oil and rosemary

and I've bashed it
all together in the pestle.

Now, is the pestle
the bowl or
is that the mortar?

You know what Pete,
I don't know.

I've just always called
it the pestle.

I'm gonna look that up.
Wikipedia.

So what I've done is
I've just massaged it,
rubbed it all over the joint.

And then just let it
stand marinating
for an hour.

-ALL: An hour?
-An hour.

That is brave.

And it's not too overpowering?

No, because none of it's
actually penetrating the meat.

It's just permeating through.

And you wait till you taste
the gravy!

(LAUGHING)

-Can I ask you
a personal question?
-Sure.

Where did you get them
oven gloves?

I tell you why I'm asking.

Dawn got me a pair
last Christmas.

I loved the colour.
It was like a charcoal grey.

-Oh, nice.
-But I swear, I could have
only picked up two,

three baking trays,
four at tops,

and they melted
straight through.

-And you never replaced them?
-No.

So what you on now,
tea towels?

-Yep.
-That's not good.

You're a fool.
See that blister?
That's tea towels.

Here, give these a try.

Yeah, that is nice.

Can't feel a thing.

Look, don't get me wrong,
we like having them here,
it's just...

Thing is, she can do no wrong
in his eyes,
or Mick's for that matter.

It's difficult, isn't it?

What about the eating, then?
She still think
you're vegetarian?

I can't tell her, Dawn.
The lie's too deep.

I'm in it up to my neck!

We're going on
an animal rights demo
in a fortnight!

I couldn't give a shit
about the fox.

What's that?

What? Nothing, darling.

Yeah, you were
saying something.

Oh, it's nothing.

Look, if it's about
the threesome, you can talk
about it in front of me.

I don't mind.

Yeah. Yeah.

-It was about the three-way.
-Hmm.

What's the latest
on that front?

Well, we are still looking...

Oh, isn't it exciting?

But it's definitely not Seth.
He's a complete no-go.

-Pete's flown him back
to Ghana.
-Hmm.

Probably for the best.

Aw, there's a shame,
he was lush.

Well, we do have
a few more irons
in the fire,

but I can't say too much
'cause I don't want to
jinx it.

Is one of them Mick?

See, I don't see why,
if we're pulling it out
to here,

why we can't
move the door and all.

I'm worried about that RSJ.

Yeah.

Do you know what an RSJ is?

No.

-It's a Rolled Steel Joist.
-What?

A Rolled Steel Joist.

Rolled Steel Joyce.

No, no. Not, Joyce
it's not a...it's joist!

-A joist.
-Joist.

BOTH: A Rolled Steel Joist.

Mum, do you know where
the details are for those
flats we're gonna look at?

Under the coffee table,
my love.

Now, we're gonna need to
measure the distance
from here to that wall.

Here, give it here then.

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

-Stace, you in the shower?
-Yeah.

Well, just ignore me,
won't be a sec.

Pam!

-What's that?
-Five point eight.

Oh, see?
That should be long enough.

There's even room for
a heated towel rail!
Cheers, Stace.

(DOOR SHUTS)

(EXHALES)

Oh, is it giving you
jip, love?

Yeah.

-I not gonna lie to you.
-Do you want your sling?

No, I got to ride it out.

-I'm off soon anyway.
-Where is Bryn?

He should have
been here by now.

Oh, Gwen, you doing me
an omelette for
the trip, like?

I'm just letting it
cool, love.
Cheese and ham.

(DOOR OPENS)
-Tidy.
-BRYN: Here I am.

Where've you been?
I've been ringing
and ringing.

-I've been watching
Brokeback Mountain.
-Again?

-You watched it twice
yesterday!
-I know.

I can't get enough of it.
Every shot is like
a photograph.

You just loves that
Heath Ledger, don't you?

Well, I think he's
a cracking actor.

But then again, so is Jake.
And the two of them together.

Double bubble.

Right, are we ready for
the off?

I'm still waiting
on this omelette.
Gwen, what's occurring?

Yes!

All right Bryn, let's do one.

I'm so sorry, babe.
She just doesn't think.
Were you completely naked?

Yeah! My full foof
and everything!

Oh, man! I'm sorry.

Is it right onto
Picton Avenue?

Yeah, right and then
it should be up there
on the left.

Not sure about this, are you?

We haven't been inside yet.

SMITHY: Gav-lar!

-Up here!
-Hiya!

All right, you pair of pricks!

-All right!
-What you doing here?

Come to look at a flat.

-Gavin-lar!
-Deano.

-You've not met Stace,
have you?
-No.

Yeah!

Oh, no, we haven't
actually met, but I saw
a photo of you.

You were wearing
a white dress,
standing outside a church.

I think it might have been
someone's wedding.

-Yeah, probably.
-So what are you two
actually doing up there?

-Fitting a satellite.
-You know us, Stace...

BOTH: Satisfaction with
every erection.

Not that he's satisfying
anyone with his
erections lately.

Absolutely gagging for it.

How many did you shift out
last night?

-Shut up, mate, I wasn't...
-Four, wasn't it?

He sent me a text saying
he cracked four out
in under two hours.

I'm sorry, Stace. This is not
meant for the delicate ears
of a young lady like yourself.

Don't worry about it,
I'm just the same.

Being at home doing nothing,
it just passes the time.

Like yesterday, I had three
just watching
Cash In The Attic.

I think it's lush!

So you're still all right
to pick Ness up, aren't you?

Yeah.

And we thought we'd go
bowling or something.

Bowling? Argh.
Whose idea was that, hers?

-Come on. It'll be a laugh.
-Yeah! She loves it.
It's brilliant.

She's nothing to do with me.
She's not my girlfriend
or anything.

-Well, you are
the father of her child.
-Yes,

I'm the father of her child,
it doesn't mean
I have to like her.

-You coming, Deano?
-Bowling? Nah.

BOTH: Scared of the shoes.

-Come on,
we're gonna be late.
-See ya!

On the morrow, young Galahad!

How about her
getting her five a day?

That's the Welsh
for you, mate.

Filth. The lot of them.

(GULLS SQUAWKING)

-David.
-Bryn.

All right, Ness.
How's it going?
All right?

All right, Dave.
How's it going?
All right?

-Business is booming I see.
-Yeah, not bad.

A lot of these
are going to Tussauds.

And how are you keeping
within yourself?

Up and down, Bryn.

It's been a tricky few months.
I won't lie to you.

I heard. I heard about
the problems.

Not from me, Dave.
My lips are sealed.

Cheers, Ness.
I appreciate that.

I only wish they had been
at the time, like.

Very nasty business.
Spread like wildfire.

Are we all cleared up now?

Pretty much.

I'm into the back end of it.

I'll say.

I miss you, Ness.
I miss you being around.

Oh, why don't you come
the barn dance?

-What's that?
-Gwen's birthday on the 28th.

We're short on numbers,
aren't we, Bryn?

Yes, and no. I mean,
I've still not heard back
from a lot of the people so...

One more can't hurt though,
can it?

Well...

-What do you reckon, Dave?
-You know me, Ness.
I loves a barn dance.

But it's up to Bryn.

Oh! What's occurring?

Nothing, nothing at all.

It'll be great
to have you there, Dave.

Cracking, count me in.

Fancy a little do-se-do, Ness?

I think I've had enough doses
from you for the time being,
thanks Dave.

I know. I'm sorry. I...

-I shouldn't have asked.
-Right, well.

Safe journey, Ness.

Oh, and Dave.

It's a surprise it is,
the party,
so keep it under your hat.

Party? What party?

Gwen's.

-What's the matter?
-Nothing.

-Yes there is. What's up?
-Nothing!

Look, you've got to go into
these things...

-BOTH: With an open mind.
-Yeah, I know.
You said three times.

Guys! I am so, so sorry.

I thought...(GROANS)

Look, anyway, I'm Duncan.

You must be Gavin,
and you must be Stacey.

(LAUGHS) I'm only kidding!

Pleased to meet you.

Yeah, pleased to meet you.

Now, I'm gonna hand you
the keys because,

the wow factor is
on the other side of the door.

-Follow me.
-(KEYS JANGLING)

So, I'll, er...

I'll let you find the flat
for yourselves.

-(WATER DRIPPING)
-Let you absorb.

Take it all in.
Take in the space.

There's something
quite beautiful about that,
isn't there?

So this is it?

Yeah, this is a studio flat.

-It says a large studio.
-DUNCAN: Yeah.

-DUNCAN: It is.
-Is it?

Well, compared to a lot
on our books, this is massive.

This is your living cum
kitchen cum bedroom area

and that is what
makes this place so unique,

because you've got everything.

I mean, I live in
a three-storey town house,
and believe me,

those stairs are a killer.

Room on each floor.

(SIGHS) Made a big
mistake there, really.

Hmm, I should have
bought this place.

(GRUNTS) Stupid!

And there's your bathroom.

-Ah, so it's on the market
for two...
-Can I have a look?

-What?
-At the bathroom.

Hmm! Well, yeah.

All I would say sometimes
your eyes can be...

-Can we just have a look at
the bathroom, please?
-Yep.

(WATRE DRIPPING)

-It hasn't even got a shower.
-It's just a toilet
and a sink.

Ah, yeah,
"Hasn't got a shower"

or hasn't got a shower
where you thinked it
should have been. Hmm?

Take a look at this.

Now, what you've got here,
is a wet room
slash kitchen. See that?

Drainage.

In Sweden they've all got
one of these.
They call it "dass med kok".

I tell you what, Stacey,
come and stand here. Come on.

And Gav...in.
Gavin, come and hold this.

-No, you're all right.
-Just come and hold this.

-Nah, it's fine, really.
-I'm not gonna turn
the taps on.

There you go.

That's it.
Move it around a little bit.

Yeah.

There's something
quite beautiful about that.

(SIGHS)

I'd like to leave now, please.

Eight and a half, thanks.

Gav! They were disgusting.
Every single one of them.

Four, please.

-I can't believe you're even
considering any. It's a joke.
-I'm not.

I'm just saying, we've got
to be realistic about what
we can afford.

Well I'm sorry but with that
sort of money you can get
a lush place in Barry.

Yeah, well, there's
a reason for that.

What's that supposed to mean?

I mean, there's a reason
houses are cheap in Barry.

Why do you always
have to slag Barry off?

Because sometimes it's
quite difficult living with
a person who thinks that

Barry Island is
the best place in the world,

who can't even acknowledge
that it ever even rains there.

-Well, it doesn't rain there
much as it goes.
-Oh, don't be like this.

Gavin!

GAVIN: All right, Smith?
Nessa?

How's it going, Gav?
All right, Stace?

Not really. No.

'Cause someone who shall
remain nameless is being
a complete knob.

I reckon she's talking
about you, Gav.

Yeah, I imagine so.
You need some shoes.

-She's got her own.
-I takes bowling
very seriously.

-Shall we get some drinks?
-Yeah, man.

-NESSA: See you on the lanes.
-Did you bring your ball?

She's in the case.

-What's up?
-Don't ask.

STACEY: I've just had
enough of it, Ness.

I got nothing to do all day.

I just don't feel like
I live there.

I always feel like I'm
a guest, you know?

I do.

What you doing?

Shining her up.

She's not been down the lanes
in a long while this one.

A bit of a polish
sends her on her way.

-Don't say anything though,
will ya
-About what?

-About what I was just saying.
-Course not.

It's just at the moment,
you know?
She's doing my head in.

All right.

Smithy, do you want to
go in as just plain Smithy

or do you want me
to do a funny name?

Like Gay Boy?
I've put Gav down as
Knob head.

Oh, just put him in
as Smithy. Come on.

I'm itching to bowl.

Wow. I've never seen one
like that before.

You've never seen anyone
bowl like this before.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SQUEALS AND LAUGHS)

Right, who gets
eleven strikes?

I mean, what are you,
like semi-pro?

It does matter Gav
and I can't believe
you don't think it does.

-That's not what I'm saying.
I just think renting...
-So, what are you saying?

Well, if you shut up
for a minute and stopped
shouting like a child.

Oh, Stace! What's occurring?

I don't want to talk about it.
I just want to go home.

-You all right, mate?
-Fine, Stacey!

-Can we please just
talk about this?
-I just want to go home!

Right. And when you say home,
do you mean Barry Island,

or you know, Mum and Dad's,
where we actually live?

-Oh, grow up, Gav.
-Me grow up?

I'm not the one who can't
spend more than five minutes
away from their family.

-Oh, did you hear that, Ness?
-I'm not getting involved.

Well let's all just
get in the car.

What? Wait. Whoa!

-I thought we were getting
a KFC?
-We're not getting a KFC.

BOTH: What?

(DOORS SHUT)

-Three door, innit?
-Yep.

It's one rule for you
and one rule for me.

You just got double standards.

-That's simply not true!
-It is!

And I'm sick of
the whole thing!
I'm sick of you,

I'm sick of this house,
I'm sick of the way you...

-Oi! Oi! What's going on?
-STACEY: Nothing!

Stacey, will you just
calm down a minute.

It doesn't sound like nothing.

What's all the noise?
Everything all right?

Oh, don't worry, Pam.
Your little Prince is fine.

-Eh?
-Stacey!

-What's going on?
-I don't know, Pam.

All I know is
if I don't eat this now
I'm gonna faint.

Me too. I can barely breathe.

Smithy, what have I told you
about eating late at night?

All that cholesterol.

-It's only a six piece.
-And we got coleslaw.

Ah, well done, darlings.

Now, Nessa, you know where
you're sleeping, do you?

Yeah, thanks, Pam. Cracking.

-Night, God bless.
-Just help yourselves
to whatever.

(RATTLING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What are you doing?
Leave them be, woman. Come on.

Don't you "woman" me.

He's my only son.
I've got a right to know
what's going on.

No, you haven't.
He's a grown man, Pam.

You're getting on
my wick, Mick.

GAVIN: Then we'll wait
a few more months.
STACEY: A few months!

STACEY: I can't live here
a few more months!

GAVIN: Oh, come on!
STACEY: I'm sick of it.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

SMITHY: Oh!

(MOANING)

SMITHY: Oh, God.

Oh, that is so good.

Hmm. You just can't
beat it, can you?

What is that secret blend of
eleven herbs and spices,
do you think?

-I know. The result
is immense.
-Mmm.

So, how you finding
single life?

-What was her name again?
-Lucy.

Yeah, it's fine.
It's all right. You know.

There's some things
I miss, obviously.

Yeah. Stace was saying
you been cracking them
out a fair bit of late.

What?

Why would she...
Oh, I can't believe...

Don't worry about it.
It's normal. I'm in
a similar position myself.

Right.

Do you want that
corn on the cob?

-Is that a euphemism?
-What?

No, I'm just saying, you know,

there's one corn on the cob
left and you can have it.

If you want it.

Do you want me to have it?

I can see the benefits
of having it.

I'd just be worried how you...

...or I would feel
after having it.

Makes no odds to me,
as it goes.

If I have it it'll be a nice
addition to the meal,

if I don't...then,
I'm pretty full up already.

The question is, Smithy,

do you want
the corn on the cob?

Don't get me wrong.

When I look at it there,

-all hot and dripping
in butter, just...
-(SIGHS)

Inviting me in,

I've got a real
hankering for it.

-Like a real need.
-Mmm...

But I would just be worried

that if I ate it tonight,
I'd be expected to eat it
more frequently.

I wouldn't worry about that,
if I was you.

Corn on the cob is
a once in a blue moon treat
as far as I'm concerned,

which once eaten
will soon be forgotten

and won't be mentioned
ever again.

To anyone.

Well, that's good to know.

♪ My mind's telling me no

♪ But my body,
my body is telling me yes

♪ Baby

♪ I don't want to hurt nobody

♪ But there is something
that I must confess ♪

Oh, God.

(MOANING)

-(PANTING) So, shall we, uh...
-Yeah.

♪ Tell me tomorrow
I'll wait by
the window for you

♪ I'll wait by the big
house for you

♪ I'll wait by the squeeze
box for you

♪ I'll wait by your
dresses for you ♪