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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:06,490 See, we have to keep our wedding guest list below 250. 2 00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:09,950 Here's a name we can cross off. 3 00:00:10,870 --> 00:00:14,550 Oh, no, not Uncle Cecil. It wouldn't be an uncle wedding without Uncle Cecil. 4 00:00:15,650 --> 00:00:20,650 Isn't he the one who draws a face on his stomach and then makes his belly button 5 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:21,650 talk? 6 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:24,170 Oh, no, that's Aunt Miriam. 7 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:29,310 Uncle Cecil's the one who shoves paint up his nose and sneezes portraits. 8 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,720 I bet he's very prolific during cold and flu season. 9 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,940 Oh, yeah. That's when he does landscapes. 10 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:42,880 Steve, I don't see your parents' name on this book. 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:47,120 Oh, I called them in Moscow, and they said they would be busy on our wedding 12 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,120 day. 13 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,440 Busy? 14 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,460 Yeah, as bad luck would have it, their favorite episode of the Mod Squad is 15 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:54,460 coming on. 16 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,460 Of course, over there it's called Modsky Squad. 17 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,500 Well, I guess that's two less. 18 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:02,650 Badger fillets we have to pay for. 19 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:03,850 Oh. 20 00:01:05,489 --> 00:01:10,510 Uh, Laura, there is... something... something else I'd like to bring up. 21 00:01:11,610 --> 00:01:16,990 It's a long -standing Urkel tradition to wait three months before consummating 22 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:17,669 the marriage. 23 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,870 But, Steve... Okay, okay, okay, you thought me out of it. 24 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,430 Consummating the marriage. 25 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:27,530 Consummating the marriage. 26 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:32,220 Hello, are you Steve Urkel? 27 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,110 That was the other guy. 28 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,090 Sorry. 29 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:07,930 Buzzy? 30 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:13,530 Meet my honey, Laura Winslow. Laura Winslow, Buzz Conrad. How do you do? 31 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:14,790 very nice to meet you. Great to meet you. 32 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:17,350 What in the name of William Shatner are you doing here? 33 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:22,770 Well, Steve, I have very exciting news. The International Space Program has 34 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:26,250 chosen you to be the first student in space. 35 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,520 I'm so embarrassed. 36 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,400 Of course, you probably fainted when you found out you were going into space. 37 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200 No. 38 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,700 During liftoff? 39 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,500 No. Ring entry? 40 00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:07,360 No. You were never fainted? Just once. 41 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:10,660 When I watched an episode of Homeboys in Outer Space. 42 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,540 So, 43 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:17,420 why'd you pick Steve? 44 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,500 Well, the space program had a national science contest, and Steve's entry won 45 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,459 first place. 46 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:25,930 Really? You mean you like the Urkel AGF 5000? 47 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:29,030 Oh, yeah. The Urkel AGF 5000? Yeah. 48 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,630 AGF stands for artificial gravity field. 49 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:35,630 You see, I worked up some equations that, in theory, should produce gravity 50 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,510 weightless environment. Steve, we're building a prototype of your invention 51 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:41,850 right now, and we want to test it in space with you aboard. 52 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,090 I'm the man! 53 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,490 I'm the man! I'm the man! 54 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:49,410 We'll need you to train in Houston for six months. 55 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,630 I'm not the man. 56 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:55,640 What? Oh, my sweet... and I are scheduled to be hitched in two months. 57 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,880 Why, we've already booked the caterer, the church, the hall. 58 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:03,400 I even hired a cheese sculptor to do I Like This in Velveeta. See, we're 59 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,640 in a sea of crackers. 60 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 I see. 61 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,860 Excuse us for one minute. 62 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,140 Sir. 63 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,000 Steve, this is a once -in -a -lifetime opportunity. 64 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,320 But, Laura, so is marrying you. 65 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,640 I want to get hitched before you change your mind. 66 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:22,960 That's not going to happen. 67 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,100 Look, we'll just postpone the wedding until after you return from space. 68 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,280 No wonder I love you so much. 69 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,360 Buzzy? 70 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,480 Tell me. 71 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,840 I'll go on one condition. 72 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:39,959 What's that? 73 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,240 I get to steer the spaceship. 74 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:42,860 No. 75 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,720 Pop the horn? 76 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:46,040 No. Wait the light? 77 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:48,140 No. I'd shock her? 78 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,840 Do you? 79 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:09,090 Edward, you are the third generation of Winslow men to graduate from the police 80 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:10,090 academy. 81 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:13,310 Son, I have never been more proud of you. 82 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:17,330 Let me tell you, Dad, I couldn't have had a better role model. 83 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:19,750 To Eddie. 84 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,590 Man, 85 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:26,430 this is just fizzy apple juice. 86 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:30,090 Come on, Laura, why don't you help me with Eddie's cake? 87 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:31,410 Sure, Mom. Wait a minute. 88 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:34,440 It's cake in the kitchen, and I'm in the living room. Bye. 89 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,600 Better get in there before it gets strung out on frosting. 90 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,940 Oh, Edward. 91 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,259 Sit down. 92 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:46,260 I got a present for you. Almost forgot about it. Oh, cool. I hope it's green 93 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,460 with dead presidents on it. 94 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:51,560 Here you go, honey. 95 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:53,100 Chocolate marble cake. 96 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,520 Slammy. 97 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,420 You know, this is Steve's favorite cake, too. 98 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,910 Except he likes it with a nice slice of spam on top. 99 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:04,390 You really miss him, don't you? 100 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:06,410 Of course. It's been six months. 101 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:09,870 I can't believe I miss him this much. 102 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:11,630 It's like a piece of me gone. 103 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,730 Lori, you sound like a woman in love. 104 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:18,430 He's coming home tomorrow for a couple days before the launch. 105 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:21,590 We're going to go down to the poker hall and dance the night away. 106 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:24,670 Now you sound like a woman who's lost her mind. 107 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,250 Edward? 108 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:33,090 Ever since you told me you wanted to become a police officer, I've wanted to 109 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,090 give this to you. 110 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,550 So here. 111 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:38,810 A bulletproof vest? 112 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,109 Mm -hmm. 113 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:42,610 Dad, won't they issue me one of these when I report to duty? 114 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:46,090 Yeah, but they won't issue you this one. 115 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,330 This is my lucky vest. 116 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,630 See that mark right there? 117 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:53,950 Yeah, it looks like mustard. 118 00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:57,530 Below that. 119 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,270 Here? Mm -hmm. 120 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,550 Uh, Dad, was this mark made by a bullet? 121 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:07,190 Yep. A .38 slug. You never told me you were shot. 122 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:11,030 Well, you were only five when it happened. 123 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:13,870 It was a simple traffic stop. 124 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:19,510 Guy was speeding, I pulled him over, asked to see his license, and he pulled 125 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:20,510 a gun and shot me. 126 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:22,610 Why? 127 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:25,170 Well, it turns out he was wanted for murder in another state. 128 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:27,780 And he thought I made him. 129 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,760 If it wasn't for this vest, I wouldn't be here today. 130 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,300 Wow. 131 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,339 That's deep. 132 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:37,299 Mm -hmm. 133 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,320 Come on, let me help you try it on. 134 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,620 Cool. 135 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:45,980 I was keeping Steve. 136 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,860 I thought he was going to be here at 9. 137 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,160 Relax, Laura. It's only 10 after. 138 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,240 God, I thought it was only 5 after. 139 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:02,360 happy to see me. 140 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,240 Standard issue. 141 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,140 I'm not talking about the outfits. 142 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,540 Welcome back, Steve. 143 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,060 You're looking good. 144 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,860 That's what six months of astronaut training will do for a guy. 145 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,460 Oh, so what's it like in Houston? 146 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,520 Oh, a little hot, humid, way too many June bugs. 147 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,860 No, no, I meant the space center. 148 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,440 seen Steve in six months. 149 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:35,980 I know. 150 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:40,980 Tell me about the astronauts you're going up with. 151 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,840 Well, the first guys I trained with, well, they left after a month. The 152 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,740 two guys, they put in for early retirement. 153 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,080 Kind of odd for fellows in their 20s. 154 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,940 So I'm going up with the last guys left. 155 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:55,660 Colonel Mitch Parker and Major Alan Healy. Oh. 156 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,520 So tell me about your mission. 157 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:59,460 He goes up, he comes down. Come on. 158 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,090 Bye for kissing me. 159 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:27,230 Here, let me wipe off your seat. 160 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:34,450 It's fine. 161 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:41,650 I am so proud of 162 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,649 you. 163 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,250 Really? Of course. 164 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:46,450 First student in space. 165 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,870 You're only 21 years old and you're making history. 166 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:54,130 And to think a year ago I couldn't get a job at Taco Bell. 167 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:04,690 Well, Laura, what's the matter? 168 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,010 I don't know. I was just thinking. 169 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:11,130 It took me 15 years to realize how important you are to me. 170 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,190 Now I could lose you. 171 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,250 Nope. 172 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,700 Um, Steve, I want you to promise me something. 173 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:23,980 Like anything. 174 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:30,320 I want you to promise me that no matter what, you'll find a way to come back to 175 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,320 me. 176 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,960 I promise, Lylee. 177 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:59,790 Oh, Harriet, that was a wonderful meal. Oh, it surely was. 178 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:03,730 Now, you see, Blanche, lasagna doesn't have to be crunchy. 179 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:09,830 How would you know, dear? You don't chew, you just swallow. 180 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:13,950 I'm so glad you and the commissioner could make it tonight. 181 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:18,770 Listen, uh, why don't you and I go in the living room and smoke a couple of 182 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,090 cigars? Oh, commissioner, no, I don't smoke. 183 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,210 How about we drink a little cognac? 184 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:24,970 No, sir, I don't drink. 185 00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,220 Uh -huh. How about we just get away from the women? 186 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:36,640 Blanche, you have two sons on the force, don't you? Uh, no. Only Cliff became a 187 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,900 cop. Our other son, Cody, chose a different career. 188 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,240 Oh? 189 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,680 He's touring with Beauty and the Beast. 190 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,120 He's the lead bork. 191 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,300 Oh. You must be very proud. 192 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:50,820 Yes. 193 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,840 Very. And worried. 194 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,480 I used to worry about Cliff, too. 195 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,560 But I made sure that his father gave him a safe assignment. 196 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:09,920 You did? 197 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:14,580 Mm -hmm. He put him in charge of evidence lockup, and he records all of 198 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,520 stolen goods that get confiscated. 199 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,140 Hmm. That's interesting. 200 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:22,380 Not only is Cliff safe, but check out the new watch. 201 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,380 Just kidding. Just kidding. 202 00:12:28,479 --> 00:12:31,720 Harriet, would you like for me to talk to my husband about Eddie? 203 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,940 Oh, I don't know. 204 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,440 Are you sure? 205 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,240 I don't lose any sleep worrying about my son. 206 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,280 Blanche? Yes? 207 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:46,680 Why don't you go ahead and talk to him about it? 208 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,420 I'll be happy to. 209 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,040 You couldn't ask for a more beautiful morning for this historic launch of the 210 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,700 first student in space aboard the Space Shuttle Explorer. 211 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,740 I've never been more nervous in my life. 212 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,720 Steven's going to be just fine. 213 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,780 This is a very critical stage in the countdown as they complete the fueling 214 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:15,780 process. 215 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,460 Flight controls have been tested. 216 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,600 Standing by to gimbal the main engine. 217 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,300 Green at the pad. 218 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,040 Hello. Where's Taylor? 219 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,500 It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better, son. 220 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,830 The countdown is at T minus one minute and counting. 221 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,450 Uh, wait. 222 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,910 Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that the countdown has been halted. 223 00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:41,030 There must be some complex and highly technical problem. 224 00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:51,490 Hi, 225 00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:55,610 boys. 226 00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:00,170 You'll have to come with me, miss. Don't touch me. 227 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:19,290 The technical problem has been resolved and the countdown can resume. 228 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:24,770 The honor of launching Explorer goes to the first student in space, young 229 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:25,890 Stephen Q. Urkel. 230 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:30,070 He is prepared for this moment with... Six months of rigorous and intensive 231 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,070 training. 232 00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,490 This is Control. 233 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,290 Final ignition sequence ready to commence. 234 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:42,990 Hydraulic power units activated. 235 00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:45,530 Pressure water system activated. 236 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,750 Launch ignition system on. 237 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,680 You ready, kid? 238 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,440 I was already ready. 239 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:05,940 T -minus 10, 9, 8, 7. 240 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,280 5 .321. 241 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,360 Come back soon. Thank you. 242 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,480 Hey, 243 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:05,640 Officer Winslow. 244 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,860 How's it going out in those mean streets, huh? I have no idea. 245 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,400 I've been reassigned, Dad. 246 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:16,460 What? Yeah, they yanked me off my beat and busted me down to meet a maid. 247 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,260 But why? 248 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,440 I don't know. 249 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:23,750 They shoved me into a little three -wheel motor scooter, dumped a box of 250 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,270 on my lap, and sent me on my way. 251 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,610 Well, this doesn't make sense. 252 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:31,170 I mean, I talked to your supervisor yesterday, and he said that you were 253 00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,029 great job. 254 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:35,530 Yeah. Well, today he's got me slapping parking tickets on Yugo's. 255 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,850 Man, can't you help me out on this? 256 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:42,710 Well, son, I'll talk to Commissioner Geis, but I can't promise anything. 257 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:46,910 You know, I became a cop so I could protect people from criminals. 258 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:48,210 Man, this sucks. 259 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,400 Armstrong used to say. 260 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,980 I'm a balloon in the Macy's parade. 261 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,240 Go ahead, kids. Say hello to the world. 262 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,100 This is Mission Control. 263 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,440 Your go for the Urkel AGF -5000 experiment. 264 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380 Planet is watching. 265 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:28,000 These tennis balls you see floating in the air around me will serve as a visual 266 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:33,220 aid. If my machine works, a gravity field will form, and these balls will 267 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,220 right to the floor. 268 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:35,720 If it doesn't... 269 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,010 Congratulations, kid. 270 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,310 Way to go, Steve. 271 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:57,170 You've demonstrated what the young minds of America are capable of achieving. 272 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,670 You are the man. 273 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:10,030 Our computers have analyzed the data from the AGF -5000, Steve, and it's an 274 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,030 unqualified success. 275 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:30,130 by cracking open a tube of meatloaf paste, and for dessert, we'll have 276 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,130 in a pouch. 277 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,430 Oh, man, I gotta hand it to you, kid. 278 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,470 At first, I thought you were an irritating dweeb. 279 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:39,130 Turns out, you're an irritating genius. 280 00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:42,750 I love you, man. 281 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:49,690 Hey, Explorer, this is Mission Control. We've got a little situation here. 282 00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:51,070 What's the matter, Houston? 283 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,710 Well, the AGF -5000 has, uh... 284 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,360 Drawn a satellite off course. 285 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,800 Where's it headed? 286 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:58,860 Right at you. 287 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,120 And that sucker's booking. 288 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,550 Next time on Family Man. 289 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:35,510 We can't 290 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:38,670 re -enter the Earth's atmosphere with a satellite sitting on our back. 291 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,850 You're going to have to send out the nerd. 20620