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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:13,110 Something smells good. 2 00:00:13,510 --> 00:00:16,190 It's your breakfast, your royal swellness. 3 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:22,610 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 4 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:25,990 Voila! 5 00:00:27,450 --> 00:00:33,930 Two eggs over easy, bacon medium, hash browns avec onion with juice de la 6 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:39,670 All my favorite stuff. What's going on? Let's just say if you were to choose me 7 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,050 as your life mate... 8 00:00:41,629 --> 00:00:43,450 This repast would be your future. 9 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,150 Guys, the most incredible thing happened. 10 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,570 Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess, let 11 00:00:51,570 --> 00:00:52,570 guess. You met a guy. 12 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:53,690 Yes! 13 00:00:55,770 --> 00:01:02,670 His name is 14 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:06,090 DeAndre Moore. I met him last week at the sizzle club, and we've gone out 15 00:01:06,090 --> 00:01:07,190 every night since. 16 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:10,110 Well, why didn't you call me? Yeah, what's wrong with you, girl? 17 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:15,830 thing in case things fizzled out. 18 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:17,790 So tell us about DeAndre. 19 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:22,250 Well, he's a little older than me. Oh, that just means he's a man and not a 20 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:31,450 Get over here. 21 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:39,750 Girl, he is so fine. He owns his own business, drops a beamer, and spoils me 22 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:40,870 rotten. Girl, 23 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:42,590 I like him already. 24 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:47,020 And today, he gave me a one -week anniversary gift that is the absolute 25 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:50,740 Ask me what time it is. Oh, no, no. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me. 26 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,940 What time is it? Time? I don't want to ask. 27 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,700 I cannot tell you what time it is. 28 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:00,200 Because the gold... 29 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:36,799 How was your day? 30 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,360 Ah. Oh, that's nice. 31 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,400 Are you hungry? 32 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,980 I see. 33 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:48,780 I'm sorry, Harriet, but I've been in a bad mood all day. 34 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,520 Do you know that I have to go to the White House and see the President of the 35 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,459 United States? 36 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:57,140 You poor baby. You'll have to cancel your lunch with the Pope. 37 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,180 You remember Charlie Carnelli? Oh, sure. 38 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,940 Well, he's being appointed. 39 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:08,560 special advisor to the president on crime policy. And they're honoring him 40 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,940 some big gala event. 41 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:16,300 Wow. I guess taking that job with the Justice Department really paid off for 42 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:18,600 Charlie. Ah, he just got lucky. 43 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:25,180 Sweetheart, he put eight drug lords behind bars and seized 47 kilos of 44 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:27,540 That a dog did all the work. 45 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,400 important people in my life to meet. 46 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,440 Laura, this is DeAndre. 47 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,980 Nice to meet you, DeAndre. 48 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:03,480 Charmed. I can see why you and Max are friends. 49 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,720 The fine do flock together. 50 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,220 Come in. Have a seat. 51 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:15,700 Hey. 52 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,880 Hey, girl. What you doing way over there? This ain't church. 53 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,760 So, uh, DeAndre, uh, Max tells me you own your own business. 54 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,640 I'm a big trader in the global economy. 55 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,080 Oh, what do you trade? 56 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,700 Electronics and yams. 57 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:50,400 I'm kidding about the yams. 58 00:04:52,979 --> 00:04:54,080 He's so funny. 59 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:57,960 Excuse me, ladies. 60 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:02,620 Yo. 61 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,220 No. 62 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,960 So? 63 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,460 Man, go with the flow. 64 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,360 Listen, baby, um, I got to split. 65 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:16,790 Why? What's wrong? 66 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:20,850 Well, that was one of my associates. He screwed up. I got a few fires that, you 67 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:21,829 know, I got to put out. 68 00:05:21,830 --> 00:05:23,330 Is there anything I can do to help? 69 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,410 No, there's... Well, 70 00:05:26,150 --> 00:05:27,150 maybe there is. 71 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:30,130 Baby, can you drop a couple packages off for me tomorrow? 72 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,590 Packages? 73 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,130 Yams. 74 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:34,950 Yams. 75 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,270 No problem, DeAndre. Baby, you know something? 76 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,830 You and me, we make a good team. 77 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:55,500 Laura, Max was right about you, baby. You got it going on and on. 78 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Thanks, 79 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,680 DeAndre. 80 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:18,230 not supposed to mean? It means that I like him. 81 00:06:19,890 --> 00:06:23,710 If you really liked him, you'd both be going, ah, right now. 82 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:31,290 Well, um, the truth is, Mac, I think he's a little 83 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,330 slick. 84 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,450 What do you mean slick? 85 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:37,990 Well, not slick in a bad way. 86 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:39,550 Slick in a slippery way. 87 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:43,590 Then why can't you just be happy for me? 88 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,950 DeAndre's just not the kind of guy I would pick out for you. 89 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:50,390 Well, you didn't pick him, Laura. I did. 90 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:55,230 And if you can't understand what he means to me, then maybe you're not as 91 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,230 friend as I thought. 92 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:15,660 She's upset because I don't like her new boyfriend, DeAndre Moore. 93 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,440 Well, you got a lot of nerve talking about somebody else's boyfriend. 94 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,400 You going out with Steve Urkel. 95 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:28,420 Are you serious, Eddie? 96 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:31,140 Get a bad vibe from this guy. 97 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,300 Well, want to make a few calls, have him checked out? 98 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,980 Yeah. I don't want Max to get hurt. 99 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,380 Consider it done. 100 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,120 I really appreciate this, Eddie. 101 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,590 Hey, no problem. 102 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:44,370 I wash your back and you wash my laundry. 103 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:23,830 Thanks for helping me sleep. 104 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:28,730 Why didn't you get a porter to carry all these bags? 105 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:30,830 Wouldn't waste a dollar. 106 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,870 Gee, this is a tiny room. 107 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:36,150 I'll say. 108 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,500 agree that this is a very small room. 109 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:57,740 I guess it's time for me to go. 110 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,240 Yep. 111 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:05,240 You know, I'm not one for soppy goodbyes. Well, neither am I, so 112 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,180 I cherish you, Carl Winslow. 113 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,060 Come back to me, Steve. 114 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,300 Okay, Steve. See you later. 115 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,240 Excuse me. 116 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,420 I got to go wash up. Excuse me. 117 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:31,400 I'll hang up his bag. There you go. 118 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,560 and relax. 119 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:15,720 Steve? 120 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,120 Steve? 121 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,900 Are you all right? 122 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,200 Bishop Tutu? 123 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,880 Steve, you're not supposed to be on the train. 124 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:46,580 Huh? 125 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,620 Huh? 126 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,140 We're moving. 127 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,400 Excuse me. Excuse me. 128 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,300 Yes, 129 00:10:57,540 --> 00:10:58,540 what is it? 130 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,280 We have a little problem here. 131 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,200 He's not a passenger. 132 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,500 Don't be silly. He's on board. The train is moving. He's a passenger. 133 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,400 But he doesn't have a ticket. 134 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,820 Oh, then he's not a passenger. 135 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,640 He's a criminal. 136 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,920 Maybe we can drop him off at the next stop. 137 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:22,280 This is an express train. No stops between here and Washington, D .C. 138 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,880 Not even any slow curves? 139 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:27,900 Nope. 140 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,800 Well, how much are the tickets? 141 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,160 $220. 142 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,220 Oh, well, I think I could swing that with a little help from you, Carl. 143 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,680 Well, how much do you need? 144 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,140 $220. 145 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:52,340 a compartment about two or three cars down this train is completely sold out 146 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:56,700 either he stays with you or he sleeps on the roof he's gonna need a blanket up 147 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:03,240 there oh okay he could stay with me i'll alert cnn 148 00:12:22,729 --> 00:12:23,729 14 hours. 149 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:34,290 Hey, thanks, Carl, for lending me these boxers. 150 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:36,050 You're welcome. 151 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:37,550 They sure are roomy. 152 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:41,790 I can hold a three -ring circus in here. 153 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:47,130 Look, Steve, I'm very tired. 154 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,630 I have a very big day tomorrow. 155 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:52,450 I really would just like to get some sleep, okay? 156 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:53,710 Okay. 157 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,350 There's no room for me. 158 00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:06,430 A little more. 159 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,650 A little more. 160 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:15,970 Breathe deep. 161 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:01,410 You vote me for that? 162 00:14:03,130 --> 00:14:04,370 Well, at least you can sleep. 163 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,890 I'm having a little trouble nodding off. 164 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:11,610 Well, maybe if I sing you a lullaby, that'll help you drift off. 165 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:15,070 I don't think so. Oh, sure, it will. Now, come on. But I don't think... Oh, 166 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,590 on. Come on, come on. Move your feet. Move your feet. 167 00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:20,689 Are you Joe? 168 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,630 Yeah. You must be DeAndre's new girl. 169 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,370 That's right. My name is Max. 170 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,910 No names, okay? 171 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:29,770 DeAndre asked me to give you this. 172 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:33,850 It's for DeAndre. 173 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:44,390 Good job, Eddie. 174 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:48,210 Max, we've got the coke dealer. 175 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:51,150 Oh, man, you must be crazy. I don't know what's in that package. The girl walked 176 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,590 up and handed it to me. Yeah, we saw. Let's see what's in here. 177 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,210 A white powdery stuff. 178 00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:58,690 Let's go. You're under arrest. 179 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,350 Max, you're going to need to come, too. We're going to need a statement. 180 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,670 Come on, Max. 181 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,910 The underused me. 182 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:08,849 Oh, my God, Eddie. I'm a drug runner. 183 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,190 No, no, you're not, Max. 184 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,930 You had no idea what was going on. 185 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,250 It's okay. 186 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,029 All right. 187 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,030 Eddie. 188 00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,250 Go pick up DeAndre. Yes, sir. 189 00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:35,290 Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom? 190 00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,370 You yelled at me and you called me a butthead. 191 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:46,050 Of all the things I've called you, the one that bothers you is butthead? 192 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:49,390 Yes, it was my nickname in preschool. 193 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,250 Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know that. 194 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:58,130 Now come out of there and sit down now, please. 195 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:06,110 Are you going to be nice? 196 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,390 Yes, I'll be nice. 197 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,090 Steve, I'm sorry. 198 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:22,850 I've just been on the funk all day ever since I found out that Charlie Corneli 199 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,130 was being named top cop. 200 00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,950 Oh, the old green -eyed monster syndrome. 201 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:35,070 Well, I'm not jealous. I don't begrudge Charlie his success. I mean, he's a good 202 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,850 cop, and he earned his appointment. 203 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:39,370 And what is he? 204 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:45,770 About five years ago, I turned down the same job with the Justice Department 205 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,410 that got Charlie where he is today. 206 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,400 Taking syndrome. 207 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:57,220 Yeah. I think I made a big mistake. 208 00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,340 Hmm. 209 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:00,880 I don't know, Carl. 210 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:02,460 Let's think this over. 211 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,060 If you'd have taken that job, you would have had to relocate to Washington, D 212 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,060 .C., right? 213 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,420 Well, that's right. 214 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,980 And that justice job, what was it anyway? 215 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,180 Well, it was mostly political. 216 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,900 You know, prime commissions, committee meetings, hobnobbing with Congress. 217 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,880 Let's face it, Carl. 218 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,620 You're no hobber of knobbers. 219 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,320 You're a man of action. 220 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,880 You walk the beat. 221 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,740 You drove a squad car. 222 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:36,040 And now, you're a captain at a very young age, commanding hundreds of men 223 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,040 women. 224 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,860 Oh. 225 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,920 So you think I made the right choice. 226 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:45,460 Well, you're respected by your co -workers, you're admired by your 227 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,960 and you're loved by all your friends. 228 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:57,490 like you made all the right choices in my book carl not only are you a top 229 00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,110 cop you're the 230 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:21,540 Hello, Laura. 231 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,620 Hey, Max. 232 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,740 Come in. Have a seat. 233 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,720 I'm sorry. 234 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,760 Go ahead. 235 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:44,500 I'm sorry, Laura. I should have listened to you, Laura. You're my best friend 236 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,640 and a great judge of character. 237 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,380 DeAndre had me totally fooled. 238 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,040 Believe me, I wish I had been wrong about him. 239 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,240 Me too. 240 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:53,900 You know what? 241 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,880 This is a problem only two scoops of Haagen -Dazs can solve. 242 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:02,760 As fine as DeAndre was, I'm gonna need some hot fudge and some nuts on top. 243 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,179 I'll drive. 244 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,019 I'll buy. 245 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,760 I'll buy. I'll buy. All right. 16713