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Been fixing cuckoo clocks again?

Oh, you.

Nope.

There's big doings down at the polka hall. We're planning this year's polka

-palooza.

Polka -pa -what?

Polka -palooza. Why, it's only Chicago's biggest polka event ever. It's the

Woodstock of polka.

Now, keep this under your hat, but I think we're going to get stash kibbets

the kibbetones.

worry. Your secret's safe with me.

So save next Saturday for me, baby.

What?

Well, don't you want to go to Pokepalooza with me?

I'd rather have a spinal tap.

Oh, but Laura, you have to go.

I've been watching this smell poke a dress.

It's even been scotch -garter to repel kielbasa juice.

That's really tempting, but I think I'll pass.

But, Laura, this is very important to me.

Steve, so is my dignity.

Now, Laura, if we're going to have a successful relationship, there's going

have to be some give and take here. That means I do everything you want, and

once a year, you do one thing I want.

Steve, I'll give you anything else.

My car...

Don't ask me to poke him.

Oh, but Laura.

Oh,

hey, Dad.

Hey, son.

Sorry I'm late for our gin game.

That's okay.

I pass the time by playing solitaire.

Hey, guess what? What? I was out today looking at apartments.

Oh, why?

You thinking about moving out?

I mean, Dad, I'm in the police academy now, and I'm going to be a cop soon. And

if I have to go on stakeout or something, the last thing in the world I

hear is Mom saying, don't forget to take a sweater.

Don't you think it's time I got on on my own anyway?

Well, son, don't rush into it. You know, you've been living here for 21 years.

I'm just getting used to having you around.

Thanks, Dad.

But, um, I already found my apartment.

Oh, really?

Yeah, and it's kicking, too. It's got a great view, and it's not too far away.

Trust me, I'll be back every week to borrow money.

Welcome to my crib, baby.

Want a tour?

Sure.

That was the first part of the tour.

Oh, yeah? Well, am I the first visitor Mr. Tour died? First and only, my dear.

Good answer.

Hey, son.

Hey, I got the... on pay -per -view. Come on, check it out.

Hi, Greta.

Hi, Mr. Winslow.

Dad, what are you doing here?

Well, you told me to stop by any time.

Right, right. I guess I did, huh?

But, um, but... But what? Well, uh, nothing.

Hey, Greta, come on over and have a seat.

Come on.

Well, all right.

You look nice.

Thank you.

Hey, you know, this is going to be some great bout.

Hey, Eddie, why don't you get us some drinks?

Now, we'll have to wait to up first.

See that guy there, Rivera?

Now, sometimes he fights Southpaw. You like Southpaw's better, don't you?

Oh, yeah. Who doesn't?

Hey, you want a pretzel?

He gave me the Heimlich maneuver when I was choking on a big chunk of bratwurst.

I'll never forget what he said to me.

Chew before you swallow.

Finish the super, Steven and his lady.

Starting the inner city poker clinic. Oh, it's very big.

with a crazy dream.

Don't let this one get away.

Ladies

and

gentlemen, put your mitts together for Stash Kibbitz and the Kibbitones.

And a special thank you... To Anna Burkholz -Chang for her sweet and sour

Wienerschnitzel.

I know we're

all itching to poker till we plot.

But first, it's time to announce this year's King Poker.

Past winners of this prestigious award have been none other than Herman

But this year, I think it's fair to say the award goes to the king poker of the

decade. The only one to win unanimously.

This is an incredible honor.

Oh, I just love being here with all my coca pals.

But what makes it extra special is that tonight I'm here with the love of my

life, Laura Winslow.

Oh, Greta, you're leaving? But the fight isn't over yet.

Oh, I'm sure there'll be another one later.

Baby,

just wait.

Greta, don't. Wait, hold up.

Man, this boy's good. Come on, man. You're missing the fight. Come on.

Dad, we need to talk.

Can we talk after the fight?

I guess not.

Something wrong, son?

Dad, we got to talk about the apartment.

Edward, I think I know what's bothering you. Oh, thank goodness, Dad, because I

thought that I wanted to go through some... You know, it takes a big man to

admit when he's wrong. Yes, it does, Dad. And this man is wrong.

Well, thank goodness, Dad, that you knew that.

You know, at first I thought the yellow paint wouldn't work.

But you know, it really brightens the place up.

Uh, Dad, that's not exactly what's bothering me.

Oh?

No.

Look at this, Dad.

This is your glass from lunch yesterday.

And this, this is the coffee mug you used at breakfast two days ago.

And this, of course, uh -huh, can't forget about this, is your plate from

tonight. Now, what do all of these things tell you?

That you're way behind on your dishwasher.

Never mind.

Son, if you've got something to say, just say it.

Okay, here it is.

Look, Dad, you know, these past few days we've been spending a lot of time

together. I mean, I've really enjoyed myself. It's been great. But the whole

reason that I got this place was so that I could be on my own.

Oh.

Come on, don't get mad, Dad.

Oh, I'm mad all right.

Mad at myself.

Son, this is your place, and you have every right to your privacy.

I mean, the fact that you even have to bring it up.

Oh, man.

You and Greta came up here to be alone, right?

Well, yeah.

Lucky I was here, huh?

Man. No, son, I'm just kidding.

Boy, I'm really sorry, Edward.

I feel like a fool.

Even worse, I feel like an old fool.

Oh, now, Dad, don't feel that way.

Truth is, I guess I wasn't ready to let go.

But you know, son, you're a grown man now, and I'm going to have to get used

that.

Well, Dad, I want you to know that you're more than welcome to stop on by

anytime. Just call me first.

Hey,

what do you say we finish watching the fight?

Nah, no, no.

I'm going to let you have your place to yourself.

But you know something?

I want to tell you, I'm really proud of you.

This really is a great place.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

Take it easy.

Hey,

you know what?

I think I will want to fight with you.

Move over.

Steve.

Oh.

You're funny.

You had to drag me down here, but...

having one of the best times of my life.

That's the magic of polka.

Lara?

Hmm?

I love you.

Steve?

Oh?

I love you, too.

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