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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,440 Hello? 2 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:03,700 Moscow General Hospital? 3 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,020 Yeah, can I speak to Dr. Roberta Urkel, please? 4 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:08,580 Thank you. 5 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:10,860 Roberta! 6 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,260 Happy birthday to you. 7 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:24,220 Happy birthday dear mom. Happy birthday to... What? 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,700 It's me, Steve. 9 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:04,998 Hey, 3J. 10 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 How's it going? 11 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:09,780 Fine. Hey, man, what got your jockeys in a bunch? 12 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,720 Well, my mom's in Russia, and I miss her a lot. 13 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,820 Hmm. What's that? 14 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,620 One of my baby pictures. 15 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,900 Hey, V, you had a big old head. 16 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,040 My mother had just dropped me, and the swelling hadn't gone down yet. 17 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:37,940 That's my mama. 18 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,360 At 19 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:47,240 least 20 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,240 you know who your mom is. 21 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,160 3J, why are you home so early from hockey practice? 22 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:03,620 I don't feel like playing. 23 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:05,620 Something wrong? 24 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,090 Come on, you can talk to us, son. 25 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:11,470 But that's just it. 26 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:12,930 I'm not your son. 27 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:15,170 I'm nobody's son. 28 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:20,470 Well, what brought this on? 29 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:22,210 Well, I've been thinking about my mom. 30 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,290 I want to know where she is so I can have a real family. 31 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:28,490 3J, you do have a real family. Us. 32 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:31,010 And we love you very much. 33 00:02:31,390 --> 00:02:32,610 I love you guys, too. 34 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:34,570 But we're not related. 35 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:36,470 I'm just your foster kid. 36 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,830 I want to know what happened to my mom. 37 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:41,670 I always feel like something's missing. 38 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,130 Oh, honey. 39 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:45,830 Will you guys help me look for my mom? 40 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:51,990 Well, uh, 3J... Mr. W, you're a police captain. 41 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:56,930 I'm sure you know lots of people. I bet you can find someone who knows where my 42 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:57,749 mom is. 43 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,490 Of course we'll help you, 3J. 44 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:04,230 I can't promise anything, 3J. You know, Chicago's a pretty big city. 45 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,120 But I'll see what I can do. 46 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:09,400 Thank you, Mr. W. You're the best. 47 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:14,940 Okay. 48 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:23,500 Harriet, I'm not so sure that this is a good idea. 49 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:26,100 Carl, 3J is just a little boy. 50 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:30,320 If he feels this abandoned now, how's he gonna feel when he grows up? 51 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,440 What if we find his mother? 52 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,200 What if she wants him back? 53 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:36,840 That's a possibility. 54 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,540 Yeah. 55 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,100 Scary one. 56 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:45,640 Yeah, but the bottom line is, we have to do what's best for 3J. 57 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:48,340 All 58 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:55,460 right. 59 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,180 Who's the king of Jordan? 60 00:03:58,620 --> 00:03:59,960 I don't know, Michael. 61 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,660 No, who's Fane? 62 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:04,370 What team is he on? 63 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,659 What are you doing in town? 64 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,340 Girl, I'm here on a mission of mercy. 65 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,700 I am determined to save my beloved Edward from the clutches of that witch, 66 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:47,640 Goretta. It's time to drop that skeezer and experience the love of a real woman. 67 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,580 I'm sorry, lizard lips. 68 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,600 But you're out of luck. 69 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,700 See, Eddie only dates air -breathing mammals. 70 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,280 is you. 71 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:10,780 Does your mother know you're entertaining wildebeests in the living 72 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,700 Now, ladies, let's be civilized. 73 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,620 Come on, say something nice to each other. 74 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,980 Myrtle, that is a very pretty outfit. 75 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,300 Thank you. 76 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,440 That shade of yellow matches your teeth perfectly. 77 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,980 I see you've managed to lose some weight. 78 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,620 You're nothing but skin and cellulite. 79 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,600 Well, I'd rather look like this than a street -walking chicken. 80 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:13,730 This ridiculous fighting has been going on for far too long. Well, we wouldn't 81 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:15,850 have a problem if she would just stay in her cage. 82 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,610 Look who's talking. The creature from the ugly lagoon. 83 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,240 you two aren't guys. 84 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:45,000 Well, I do have my doubts about this one over here. 85 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:50,840 What are you getting at, Laura? 86 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:55,160 When two guys have a problem, they duke it out and it's over with. 87 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,960 Hmm. 88 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,460 You're right. 89 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,740 Right here. 90 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,060 I'd like nothing more than to go with Banda Holyfield on this heifer. 91 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,540 Well, you are on, Garusa. 92 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:04,180 Fine. And if I win, I get to go out on a date with Eddie, and you have to drive 93 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,180 the limo. 94 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:10,200 And I'll even leave the privacy screen down so you can see how a woman is 95 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,880 really... supposed to treat her memes. 96 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:23,580 All right. 97 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:30,620 And if I win, you have to haul your heinous hiney back to Biloxi. For good. 98 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:31,900 All right, then let's settle. 99 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,320 Saturday, you guys will duke it out. 100 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,620 And may the best girl win. 101 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:38,679 Don't. 102 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:58,379 Hi, sweetheart. 103 00:08:58,380 --> 00:08:59,380 Mm -hmm. 104 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,280 Well, guess who I talked to during lunch today? 105 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,120 Who? 3J's mother. 106 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,420 You're kidding. 107 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,300 Well, it wasn't easy, but I finally managed to track her down, yeah. 108 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,640 Well, come on, tell me, what happened? What did she say? 109 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:15,919 What'd she like? 110 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,660 Well, we talked for over an hour. 111 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:23,400 She wanted to know all about 3J, of course. Why in the world did she give 112 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,940 up? Well, she said that she was 16 when she got pregnant. 113 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:33,700 So she had to drop out of school, no job, and even worse, she had a drug 114 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:34,920 problem. Oh, no. 115 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,460 What about the father? 116 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,400 Well, he bailed, so... So she gave 3J up for adoption. 117 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,700 Well, what's her situation now? 118 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:45,820 Well, she said it's still tough, but she's trying. 119 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:51,000 She's in a rehab program, so she's trying to get a life together. 120 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:56,160 She says it's a struggle, but she's still in no position to take care of 3J. 121 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,640 I hope 3J understands when she tells him. 122 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:06,900 Well, actually, Harriet, uh... 3J's mother feels it would be best that he 123 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:07,900 know who she is. 124 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,080 Oh, Carl, he's gonna be so disappointed. 125 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:14,320 How do we tell him that his own mother doesn't even want to meet him? 126 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:16,000 I don't know, Harriet. 127 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,060 I mean, I can't lie to him. 128 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,320 Even when the truth is this painful? 129 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,580 What are we gonna do? 130 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:25,160 I don't know, Harriet. 131 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,540 Just don't know. 132 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:49,260 You know, Greta, 133 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:54,500 you don't have to fight murder for me. Yes, I do. When I whoop her bony butt, 134 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,540 she'll be out of our lives. 135 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:17,300 five bucks says that greta beats that prissy 136 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:21,900 myrtle up in five rounds you're on because when it comes to fighting i put 137 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,900 money on ugly 138 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:28,160 In the yellow trunks, the goddess from Chicago, the windy city wonder, the 139 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:32,680 with a punch, Greta McQueen. 140 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:44,260 And in the pink trunks, the 141 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,740 Biloxi bomber. 142 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:12,940 fight break when i tell you no holding no biting no choking no kicking no 143 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:16,260 stopping no pair pulling in the event of a knockdown go to a neutral corner and 144 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,500 stay there till i tell you the question's no good fight 145 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:50,210 Get some combinations, baby. Take your time, all right? 146 00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:54,650 Now, come across with the right hand and keep your guard up. 147 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,490 Don't sweat so much. It's making your mascara run. 148 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:01,250 And keep your guard up because every time she hits you, it smears your rouge. 149 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:04,550 Look, I'm not a magician. I can only do so much. 150 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:54,830 Gator, bitch. 151 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:04,870 Well, whenever you got bad news, you feed me real good. 152 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:11,870 Like that time you let me have three milkshakes, then told me my son forgot 153 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:12,589 come out. 154 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:17,210 Now today, you let me have pancake and chocolate cake. 155 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,210 Those are the awful news. 156 00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:22,390 Well, 3J, uh... 157 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,580 I got some pretty good news, too. 158 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,860 There's a bad news about my mom? 159 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,520 Yeah. 160 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:41,220 You see, 3J, Harriet and I have given this situation a great deal of thought. 161 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,680 And we feel that it would be best to wait until you're older before we look 162 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,579 your mom. 163 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:53,500 Why? Well, 3J, this kind of thing, grown -ups have a hard time dealing with. 164 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,300 You're only nine years old. 165 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:05,480 But if you wait until you're a little older, I promise you that we will look 166 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,580 your mom together. 167 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,280 Okay? 168 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,300 Okay. 169 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:11,940 What's the good news? 170 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:20,000 Well, Ray J, you have been living with us for over a year 171 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 now. 172 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,900 And, well, we consider you family. 173 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,440 And if it's okay with you, I'd like to make it official. 174 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,800 Official? Mm -hmm. 175 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,160 Harriet and I would like to adopt you. 176 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,640 You want to adopt me? 177 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:38,980 Very much. 178 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,020 Aw, sure. 179 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:46,420 Okay. 180 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:51,940 If I tell you what, why don't you go score us a couple of gumballs while I 181 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,940 settle our bill, okay? 182 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,160 Okay. All right. 183 00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,460 Thank you. 184 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,420 You're welcome. 185 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:02,620 No. 186 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:07,620 I mean, thank you for... for letting me see my son. 187 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,460 He's pretty special, isn't he? Yeah. 188 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,820 And he's lucky to have a family that loves him. 189 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,180 Ah. 190 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,780 We're lucky ones. 191 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,360 I got the gumballs, and I got you the red one. 192 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,310 Because I know it's your favorite color. 193 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:30,650 Dad. 194 00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:33,090 Thank you, son. 195 00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:39,790 Bye -bye. 13622