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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:15,249 Hey, 3J. 2 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,250 How's it going? 3 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:20,030 Fine. Hey, man, what got your jockeys in a bunch? 4 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:24,990 Well, my mom's in Russia, and I miss her a lot. 5 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:27,070 Hmm. What's that? 6 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:28,870 One of my baby pictures. 7 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,190 Hey, V, you had a big old head. 8 00:01:38,370 --> 00:01:43,310 My mother had just dropped me, and the swelling hadn't gone down yet. 9 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,500 At least you know who your mom is. 10 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:12,620 3J, why are you home so early from hockey practice? 11 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,060 I don't feel like playing. 12 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,060 Something wrong? 13 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,440 Come on, you can talk to us, son. 14 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:21,740 But that's just it. 15 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,200 I'm not just fine. 16 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,280 I'm nobody's son. 17 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,580 Well, what brought this on? 18 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,260 Well, I've been thinking about my mom. 19 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,300 I want to know where she is so I can have a real family. 20 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:40,860 3J, you do have a real family. And we love you very much. 21 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,420 I love you guys, too. 22 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,360 But we're not related. 23 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,240 I'm just your foster kid. 24 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,580 I want to know what happened to my mom. 25 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:51,320 I always feel like something's missing. 26 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:52,820 Oh, honey. 27 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,380 Will you guys help me look for my mom? 28 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,180 Well, uh, Mr. 29 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,480 W, 30 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,500 you're a police captain. 31 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,140 I'm sure you know lots of people. 32 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,660 I bet you can find someone who knows where my mom is. 33 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,760 Of course we'll help you, 3J. 34 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,440 I can't promise anything, 3J. You know, Chicago's a pretty big city. 35 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,200 But I'll see what I can do. 36 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,480 Thank you, Mr. W. You're the best. 37 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:32,350 Harriet, I'm not so sure that this is a good idea. 38 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:34,910 Carl, 3J is just a little boy. 39 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:39,010 If he feels this abandoned now, how's he gonna feel when he grows up? 40 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:42,090 What if we find his mother? 41 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:43,810 What if she wants him back? 42 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:45,370 That's a possibility. 43 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:47,270 Yeah. 44 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:48,730 Scary one. 45 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:54,110 Yeah, but the bottom line is, we have to do what's best for 3J. 46 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,320 Who's the king of Jordan? 47 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,040 I don't know, Michael. 48 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,560 No, who's fame? 49 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,380 What team is he on? 50 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,580 of mercy, I am determined to save my beloved Edward from the clutches of that 51 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:50,580 witch, Greta. 52 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:54,760 It's time to drop that skeezer and experience the love of a real woman. 53 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,600 I'm sorry, lizard lips. 54 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,480 But you're out of luck. 55 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,420 See, Eddie only dates air -breathing mammals. 56 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:17,430 Does your mother know you're entertaining wildebeests in the living 57 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:25,250 Now, ladies, let's be civilized. 58 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:28,090 Come on, say something nice to each other. 59 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:36,270 Myrtle, that is a very pretty outfit. 60 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:39,510 Thank you. 61 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,560 That shade of yellow matches your teeth perfectly. 62 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,980 I see you've managed to lose some weight. 63 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,580 You're nothing but skin and cellulite. 64 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:58,440 Well, I'd rather look like this than a street -walking chicken. 65 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,680 Call it a chicken, Clucky. 66 00:06:15,790 --> 00:06:19,130 This ridiculous fighting has been going on for far too long. Well, we wouldn't 67 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,250 have a problem if she would just stay in her cage. 68 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:25,810 Look who's talking. The creature from the ugly lagoon. 69 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:49,770 about this one over here. 70 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:55,510 What are you getting at, Laura? 71 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:59,730 Well, when two guys have a problem, they duke it out and it's over with. 72 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:14,650 privacy screen down so you can see how a woman is really supposed to treat her 73 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:15,650 men. 74 00:08:57,469 --> 00:08:59,150 Hey, honey. Hi, sweetheart. 75 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,390 Mm -hmm. 76 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:05,170 Well, guess who I talked to during lunch today? 77 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:06,950 Who? 3J's mother. 78 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:08,290 You're kidding. 79 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:12,050 Well, it wasn't easy, but I finally managed to track her down, yeah. 80 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:15,310 Well, come on, tell me, what happened? What did she say? 81 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:16,469 What'd she like? 82 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:19,270 Well, we talked for over an hour. 83 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:23,870 She wanted to know all about 3J, of course. Why in the world did she give 84 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:27,390 up? Well, she said that she was 16 when she got pregnant. 85 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:33,970 So she had to drop out of school, no job, and even worse, she had a drug 86 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:35,210 problem. Oh, no. 87 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:36,730 What about the father? 88 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,570 Well, he bailed, so... So she gave 3J up for adoption. 89 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:42,810 Well, what's her situation now? 90 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:45,890 Well, she said it's still tough, but she's trying. 91 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:50,970 She's in a rehab program, so she's trying to get a life together. 92 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:53,030 She says it's a struggle. 93 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,940 But she's still in no position to take care of 3J. 94 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,420 I hope 3J understands when she tells him. 95 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:06,540 Well, actually, Harriet, uh... 3J's mother feels it would be best that he 96 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:07,540 know who she is. 97 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,680 Oh, Carl, he's gonna be so disappointed. 98 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,820 How do we tell him that his own mother doesn't even want to meet him? 99 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,500 I don't know, Harriet. 100 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,460 I mean, I can't lie to him. 101 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,680 Even when the truth is this painful? 102 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,920 What are we gonna do? 103 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,440 I don't know, Harriet. 104 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,460 Just don't know. 105 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:43,960 Come on. 106 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:50,660 You know, Greta, you don't have to fight Myrtle for me. 107 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:51,860 Yes, I do. 108 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,460 When I whip her a bony butt, she'll be out of our lives forever. 109 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Myrtle! 110 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,580 Hey, Greta. 111 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,300 Looking good, girl. 112 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,100 You ready for Myrtle? 113 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,360 Kidding. I'm a grinder of grits. 114 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:17,300 Five bucks says that Greta beats that prissy Myrtle up in five rounds. You're 115 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,280 on. Because when it comes to fighting... 116 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,760 I put my money on ugly. 117 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:25,900 in the yellow trunks, the goddess from Chicago, the windy city wonder, 118 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:29,200 the peach with a punch, Greta. 119 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:12,670 No biting, no choking, no kicking, no stopping, no hair pulling. In the event 120 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:15,150 a knockdown, go to a neutral corner and stay there until I tell you. Any 121 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:16,250 questions, no good fight. 122 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:43,620 Work your jab. All right? Put together some combinations, baby. Take your time. 123 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,880 All right? 124 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:48,700 Now, come across with the right hand and keep your guard up. 125 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,480 Don't sweat so much. It's making your mascara run. 126 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,140 And keep your guard up because every time she hits you, it smears your rouge. 127 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:58,340 Look, I'm not a magician. I can only do so much. 128 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,360 How was your cake? 129 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,880 I'm not sure. 130 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,840 I need another piece before I can really give you an honest answer. 131 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400 Cute, Pre -J. 132 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,320 But I think you've had enough. 133 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,220 Okay, Mr. W. 134 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,760 Lunch is over. 135 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,780 You can give me the bad news now. 136 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,380 What are you talking about? 137 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,600 Well, whenever you got bad news, you feed me real good. 138 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,190 Like that time you let me have three... milkshakes. 139 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,810 Then told me my plans would have to come out. 140 00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:37,590 Now today, he let me have pancake and chocolate cake. 141 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,570 So it's gotta be awful news. 142 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:46,050 Well, 3J, uh, I do have some bad news for you. 143 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:49,650 But I got some pretty good news, too. 144 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,850 There's a bad news about my mom? 145 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,510 Yes. 146 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,350 You see, 3J, 147 00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:01,030 Harriet and I have given this situation a great deal of thought. 148 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:06,310 And we feel that it would be best to wait until you're older before we look 149 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,229 your mom. 150 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:12,950 Why? Well, 3J, this kind of thing, grown -ups have a hard time dealing with. 151 00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,690 You're only nine years old. 152 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:24,630 But if you wait until you're a little older, I promise you that we will look 153 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,730 your mom together. 154 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:27,390 Okay? 155 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:29,340 Okay. 156 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,880 What's the good news? 157 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:38,940 Well... 3J, you have been living with us for over a year now. 158 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,560 And, well, we consider you family. 159 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,940 And if it's okay with you, we'd like to make it official. 160 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,220 Official? Mm -hmm. 161 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,540 Harriet and I would like to adopt you. 162 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,000 You want to adopt me? 163 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,240 Very much. 164 00:19:58,580 --> 00:19:59,580 Okay. 165 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,700 So I tell you what. 166 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,780 Why don't you go score us a couple of gumballs while I settle our bill, okay? 167 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:12,040 Okay. All right. 168 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200 Thank you. 169 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,220 You're welcome. 170 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,360 No. 171 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:25,160 I mean, thank you for... for letting me see my son. 172 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,900 He's pretty special, isn't he? Yeah. 173 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,180 And he's lucky to have a family that loves him. 174 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560 Ah. 175 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,100 We're the lucky ones. 176 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,800 Yeah. 177 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,400 I got the gumballs, and I got you the red one. 178 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,260 Because I know it's your favorite color. 179 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,660 Dad. 180 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:49,940 Thank you, son. 181 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:56,530 Bye -bye. 182 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:57,550 Bye. 12786