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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,960 You seem happy. Oh, why not? 2 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,840 It's the Christmas season, and I just landed a holiday job. 3 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:29,140 Oh, what's the job? 4 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:33,180 I'm going to be a rapper. 5 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:36,560 Get out of here. You can't even carry a tune. 6 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:38,780 No, not rap. 7 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,240 Rap. I'm working down at the mall, wrapping Christmas presents. 8 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:47,760 I'm surprised anyone's going to let you handle breakables. 9 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:06,930 Oh, yes, I like, I like. 10 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,230 Thanks. 11 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,530 Touch it and spend Christmas in a body cast. 12 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,770 Well, I wouldn't think of it. It's absolute perfection. 13 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:18,570 Well, except for that little bear spot right there. Don't touch it. 14 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:20,930 Oh, but Laura... Don't touch it. 15 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:26,010 Really, it's right here. Steve, I know where you sleep. 16 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:32,390 Well, look, I know you're worried that I'm going to hurt your precious little 17 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:34,990 house, but please give me some credit. 18 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,120 Please don't. Look what 19 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:50,400 you 20 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:51,400 did. 21 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:11,789 There you go. 22 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:16,050 There you go. We got it in there. All righty. Not too far. 23 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:17,690 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 24 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:18,770 All right, wait a minute. Okay. 25 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:19,910 Maneuver a little bit. All right. 26 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:21,290 Just get that door. 27 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:22,950 All right. There you go. 28 00:02:23,530 --> 00:02:24,530 She's a beauty, huh? Yeah. 29 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:27,910 And I want to thank you for letting me cut this tree off your property. Oh, no 30 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:28,888 problem, Carl. 31 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:30,270 That'll be $69 .95. 32 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,270 Hey, where are you going? 33 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,230 Oh. 34 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:39,690 Never kid with a man on a budget. Oh, sorry. 35 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,410 Here we go. 36 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:42,450 Okay. 37 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:43,770 Wow. 38 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:49,490 It's my Christmas gift. Oh, man. To you and your family. Thank you, Willie. 39 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:50,990 That's beautiful. 40 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:55,390 Yeah. Hey, uh, did you get your gift from Commissioner Geis? 41 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:58,850 He handed it to me personally. 42 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,090 Me too. 43 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:04,370 Wait a minute. 44 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:07,050 I'm captain. Shouldn't mine be bigger? 45 00:03:09,109 --> 00:03:11,150 Well, maybe he took looks in the account. 46 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,610 You want to see what's inside? 47 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:16,910 No, I'd like to wait till Christmas. 48 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:22,170 Fudge. 49 00:03:23,950 --> 00:03:25,310 What a cheapskate. 50 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:29,990 After all the work we've done, all the overtime putting our lives on the line, 51 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:34,070 and what does the commissioner give us? A lousy, stinking piece of fudge. You 52 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:34,629 want a piece? 53 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:35,630 Give me the nutty part. 54 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:44,060 Well, I got to get to earn my fudge. 55 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,840 I want to thank you. Hey, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Hi, 56 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:54,020 hon. Oh. 57 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:55,600 Congratulate me. What? 58 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,180 I did all my Christmas shopping in one day. 59 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:00,720 Hey, congratulations. 60 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:06,260 And you fit every gift in that little bag. 61 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,439 Oh, no. 62 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,540 No, these are the receipts. 63 00:04:12,860 --> 00:04:15,260 Oh. Chuck's bringing the gifts later. 64 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,540 But, Paul, I only have one more person to buy for. 65 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:21,860 Who? Steve. 66 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,080 Oh, don't worry about it. 67 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:27,280 Just give Steve some cheese or something with eight legs, and he's happy as a 68 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,280 clam. 69 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:36,080 Richard, did I ever tell you how... 70 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:39,180 wonderful and generous Mr. 71 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:45,820 and Mrs. Winslow are, God broke the mold when he made those fine people. 72 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,760 Give it up, Free J. 73 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,780 I already got you a present. 74 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,380 Well, you cannot blame my brother for trying. 75 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:56,380 Oh, Richie. 76 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:57,740 Great news. 77 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:02,460 Your mom called today, and Helen's feeling better, and so she's gonna be 78 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:03,219 for Christmas. 79 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,220 Really? 80 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,060 best Christmas ever! 81 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,360 Yes! 82 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:12,420 Well, 83 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:18,340 that's the lights. 84 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:24,320 Ma, I spoke to Dr. Fleming. He said he can't play Santa at the mall, so you're 85 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,320 gonna have to find somebody else. 86 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,600 Oh, great. 87 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:29,340 Well, what lame excuse did he give this time? 88 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,400 Something about a heart transplant. 89 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,800 Oh. 90 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,120 He's doing one? 91 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,240 Mm -mm. 92 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:41,330 Gee, honey, that's really terrible. 93 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,350 Where are you going to find another sinner this short notice? 94 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:57,230 Merry Christmas. Yeah, hi. 95 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:01,150 Yeah. Yeah, hi. How are you? 96 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:02,590 It's Christmas. 97 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:07,110 Kids don't want to see a sad, sad Santa. They want to see a happy, perky Santa. 98 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:08,550 Pack it up, Carl. 99 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:20,270 Mom! 100 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:23,110 Mom! 101 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,870 Mom, do I really have to wear this stupid outfit? 102 00:06:29,190 --> 00:06:30,670 Oh, honey, you look adorable. 103 00:06:31,710 --> 00:06:35,270 Mom, the whole world is going to see me dressed like this. Oh, honey, nobody 104 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,270 will care. 105 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:53,820 have any keebler cookies nice bells they look great with your pointy shoes oh 106 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:58,860 what's the matter take it easy sorry girl i feel i look like a fool in this 107 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:03,260 outfit no you don't you just look like the eighth dwarf dorky 108 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:09,660 well that's one less christmas gift i got to buy 109 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,600 See you later. 110 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:21,900 Hey! 111 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,920 There's Chee and Mrs. Claus! 112 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,280 No, son. 113 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,260 That is Mrs. Claus. 114 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,380 She's just in civilian clothing. 115 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:41,240 Is number 20 ready yet? 116 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,420 Oh, just finished it. Well, it's about time. 117 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,780 Well, excuse me. What? 118 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:46,140 That's $6 .95. 119 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,500 Huh? 120 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,020 Uh, Stephen, you just gave that package away. 121 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,580 She scared me. 122 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:04,920 Listen, Sugar Plum, you rap very well, but we can't afford to spend an hour and 123 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,180 a half for a gift. Remember, we're paid per package. 124 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:13,340 But Snow Globe, each package is like a work of art. And art can't be rushed. 125 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:18,000 And when your art starts hurting our honeymoon fun, I have to put my foot 126 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,820 What would you like for Christmas? 127 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,500 I wasn't sure how you organized your inventory, so I cross -referenced my 128 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:32,500 by manufacturer's name, product code, and suggested retail price. 129 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:35,419 But first, let's review last year's list. 130 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:59,560 What do you think? I have the answer. I have the answer. 131 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,220 The ribbon from number eight. 132 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,120 Yes, I love that. 133 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,760 You like? I think you would. 134 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,560 Now we're getting somewhere. 135 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:09,980 Here we go. 136 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,840 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Use number two. 137 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:18,180 Number two, right. Okay, all right. It is an extra if I use different 138 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,320 combinations, right? 139 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,580 No. 140 00:09:33,550 --> 00:09:35,830 customer. Now make her pick a sample and move on. 141 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:40,330 But Ira, the customer has to be happy. 142 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:46,250 That attitude and your snail's pace will send us to the poorhouse. 143 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:47,610 A spear. 144 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:50,630 And remember, volume, volume, volume. 145 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:51,870 Yes, I know, I know, I know. 146 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,050 You know what? 147 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,430 Um, I've changed my mind. 148 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:57,010 I'm gonna take that back. 149 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:40,560 It's really coming down out there. Yep, looks like we're going to have a white 150 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,559 Christmas tomorrow. 151 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:43,280 You have any trouble getting home? 152 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,380 Oh, no, not on my snowmobile. 153 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,340 Hey, CJ, let's go make a snowman. 154 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:50,609 No way. 155 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,130 Snowball fight. You and me. 156 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:53,590 You're on, man. 157 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,390 Oh, Richie. 158 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:58,050 Your mom called. 159 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,010 Great. When is she coming? 160 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:06,010 Oh, honey, I got bad news. The Detroit airport was snowed in, so she's not 161 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,010 to be able to make it. 162 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:08,590 I'm sorry, sweetie. 163 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:22,470 Your mom loves you very, very much, and she'd do anything to be with you. 164 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,970 We'll have a wonderful Christmas anyway. 165 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:32,790 Thanks, Grandma, but without my mom, it won't be Christmas. 166 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,160 Stop hurrying. Well, thank you. It's beautiful. 167 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,540 Did you remember to take off the price tag? 168 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,840 Yes, I do. 169 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,460 Well, Brian, I suppose you have a long list of presents, huh? 170 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,740 Oh, no. I just want one thing. 171 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,740 Oh, really? What is it? A new bike? A jet ski? 172 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,210 A computer? 173 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:27,770 No. 174 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,890 I want a job for my dad. 175 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,010 A job for your dad? 176 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,890 Yeah. He's not too happy right now. 177 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,070 He really needs one. He's pretending everything's okay. 178 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,090 But I know it bothers him. 179 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:52,930 You think you could get him a job, Santa? I want him to be happy for 180 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:57,750 Well, Brian, I'll tell you what. 181 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,990 You give this car to your dad. 182 00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:06,090 This guy, he's a personal friend of mine. His name is Carl Winslow. Nice 183 00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:07,210 Good looking, too. 184 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,330 But he probably could help your dad. 185 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:11,850 You think so? 186 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:13,690 Oh, I know so, Brian. 187 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:15,450 Thanks, Santa. You're welcome. 188 00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,270 Hey! 189 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,270 Where's 37? 190 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,050 37? Where's 36? 191 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,450 How? 192 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:31,170 I'm moving as fast as I can, Myra. Well, kick it in the hide, baby. 193 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:36,570 This 194 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:55,250 is 195 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,169 a mess. 196 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,330 I'm not paying for this. 197 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,020 Take your present and blow. 198 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,000 You and your loudmouthed wife are holding up the line. 199 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:10,600 Shut up. You want a piece of me, Christmas boy? 200 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,700 It's not going to be the same without my mom watching. 201 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,499 Where's Eddie? 202 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:23,400 Oh, he left a note on the Christmas tree. He had to pick up a gift. 203 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,020 On Christmas Day? 204 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:30,180 Only thing open at 7 -Eleven. I guess I'm getting the same thing I got last 205 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,780 year. A Slurpee. 206 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,960 Hey, I declare open season on all presents. 207 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 Carl, Harry, wait. 208 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,120 I'm going to get you your gift from me. 209 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,720 Here it is. 210 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,480 What is that? 211 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,480 Steve, 212 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,260 it's beautiful. 213 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,560 Thank you. 214 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,839 Well, I know how much you love things, so I just knew it would make the perfect 215 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:09,460 gift. Well, you know something, Steve? 216 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,359 There was only one thing wrong with this photograph. 217 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,920 What's that? 218 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,160 You're not in it. 219 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:19,140 Oh, darn. 220 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:22,220 You're going to make me fall like a baby. 221 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,960 I need tissue. 222 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,700 What? I didn't get Steve anything. 223 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,560 What? We've got to give him something. 224 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,320 That's first for Commissioner Geist. 225 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,220 Here's something for you. 226 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,620 For joy, Steve, for joy. 227 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,060 Hey, son. 228 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,640 Hey, now, Merry Christmas. 229 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:41,900 Merry Christmas, everybody. 230 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,120 Merry Christmas, baby. 231 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,840 Eddie, where have you been? 232 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,300 Didn't you read my note, Mom? 233 00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,720 I had to pick up a present. 234 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,120 Then where is he? 235 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,220 Right here. 236 00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:03,730 Eddie drove all night to get me so I could be here with you today. 237 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,010 This is great. 238 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,530 I thought you weren't going to make it. 239 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,010 Honey, the way Eddie drove, I didn't think so either. 240 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:11,910 Oh, Rachel. 241 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:16,010 Oh, Rachel. How did you make it all the way to Detroit in this blizzard? Easy. 242 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:18,230 I tailgated a snow plow. 243 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,150 Thank you, Eddie. 244 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,290 Hey, man. 245 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:26,210 It wouldn't be Christmas if the whole family wasn't here now, would it? 246 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:27,890 Hey, Eddie. 247 00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:29,430 Thank you. 248 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,300 Oh, that's nice. That is wonderful. 249 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:52,120 Oh, that's nice. 250 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,200 Oh, holy night. 251 00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:00,100 The stars are brightly shining. 252 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:05,020 It is the night of our day. 16940