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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:01,720 Look at there, pal. 2 00:00:01,980 --> 00:00:02,980 Extra cheese. 3 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:04,560 Oh, I see it. I see it, Steve. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,080 Steve? 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:19,720 Steve? 6 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:21,780 You know what? 7 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:26,360 I've changed my mind. 8 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,820 Shoot me over a slice. Come on. 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,720 I think you should be strong. 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,160 Give me a piece of that pizza. 11 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,620 I'm sorry, 12 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:49,480 Steve. You're right. I got to take my mind off of food. 13 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:52,420 I'll tell you what. 14 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,460 Let's, me and you, go to the movies. 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,920 My treat. 16 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,840 Hey, good idea. 17 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,700 What's that? 18 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,920 What's up with you? You sick or something? 19 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,580 Oh, yeah, I'm sick, all right. 20 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,160 Love sick. 21 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,680 What happened? You scooped some little honey up off the jungle gym again? 22 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:03,680 Well, not exactly. 23 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:07,060 Hey, Eddie, can I talk to you on a QT? 24 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,859 Well, sure. 25 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:09,860 What's up? 26 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:12,540 Well, I'm really crazy about this girl. 27 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:15,560 The man, she comes on like a busted clock. 28 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,540 Won't give you the time of day, huh? 29 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,840 You got it. 30 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,140 Well, what can I do for you? 31 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,060 Advice. You're the man, Eddie. 32 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,560 You're ultra. 33 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,540 Man, you got more women watching you than Oprah. 34 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,200 How true, how very true. 35 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,940 You want me to kick you a little game? Yeah. 36 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:44,120 You got it. Here's a few tips. 37 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,720 Hang on. 38 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:47,860 Shoot the gift. 39 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,400 All righty. 40 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:50,770 Pay attention. 41 00:02:51,030 --> 00:02:55,230 First, you want to make sure that your breath don't cause death. 42 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:02,910 I like him. 43 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:06,690 Now, it is time to approach the honey. 44 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:10,830 That's when you use the Winslow Wiggle. 45 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,630 Now, that sounds dangerous. 46 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:14,390 It is. 47 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:17,190 It's a little move you do in the middle of your strut. 48 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,100 of checking you out from behind. 49 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:28,820 Excellent. 50 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,760 But what about the Eddie Winslow loves there? 51 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,820 Lindsay, where'd you hear about that? 52 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,420 A whale. 53 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:42,600 All right, listen. 54 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,880 I'll show you how to do it, but you gotta be careful. That look is way too 55 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,880 powerful. 56 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 Check it out. 57 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,010 They never do. 58 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:10,710 One pancake. 59 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,590 That's like listening to Gladys Knight in one pip. 60 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:21,010 Your days of depressing dieting drudgery are done. 61 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:26,210 Fine. Would you mind handing me that bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not 62 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:30,750 Thank you. 63 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,600 stepping into these death traps that you call inventions. 64 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,400 Oh, what? You want a guinea pig? 65 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:03,740 Go to the pet store. 66 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,540 Oh, 67 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:10,880 ye of little faith. I have plenty of faith, Steve, which you will see in 68 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,880 this morning. Now, would you... Hmm, I may be late. I have to go to the bus 69 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,020 station and pick up my Anuna from Altoona. 70 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:20,799 That's fine. 71 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,160 Now, would you... Would you move it? Oh, sure, sure. Thank you. 72 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,220 That is a lovely hat you were wearing. 73 00:06:54,689 --> 00:07:01,210 I want to welcome you all to church on this fine blessed day. 74 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:08,290 It's good to see such a lot. to turn out. Now that football season is over, 75 00:07:08,370 --> 00:07:14,530 let us begin by joining our wonderful choir in singing Rejoice. 76 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,490 You seem to have an admirer here. 77 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,589 I have? 78 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:52,369 Mm -hmm. 79 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:53,370 Reverend Fuller. 80 00:08:53,650 --> 00:08:55,470 He'd like to ask you out. On a date? 81 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:05,970 I think she wants to think about it, Rev. 82 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:24,310 Well, 83 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,510 I've been working my tail off. 84 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:29,450 I got a new job at the ham hut. The ham hut? 85 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:32,210 It's that restaurant that has 27 kinds of ham. 86 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:37,890 You know, hickory smoked, honey baked, black forest, Cajun style, sweet and 87 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:40,890 sour. Sounds like a pork paradise. 88 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,910 Yeah, but unfortunately, I've been nibbling at the hams. 89 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:51,470 In the last few months, I've put on five or six dozen pounds. 90 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,260 Available right now. 91 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,920 Yeah, I'll tell her. 92 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,260 Bye -bye. 93 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,200 Oh, thank you, Harriet. 94 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:17,459 Thank you. 95 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,980 Luna, why don't you want to talk to him? Look at me. 96 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:22,420 I'm too fat. 97 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:24,360 Oh, don't say that. 98 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,580 You're just shy. 99 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:26,940 No, Harriet. 100 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:57,769 Are you sure it's going to work? 101 00:10:57,770 --> 00:10:58,770 No. 102 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:00,690 Is it 100 % safe? 103 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:42,719 Notice me. 104 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,760 You know, notice me. 105 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,040 Oh, I see. 106 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,060 Because I notice you. 107 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,540 Constantly. 108 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,040 Well, I'm flattered that you notice me. 109 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,620 And I really like you. You do? 110 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,840 But see, it's kind of like a little brother. 111 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,180 What do you mean? 112 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:15,340 I'm talking about all the other girls in the neighborhood that like you. 113 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,800 Like who? 114 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,660 Well, you know Becky across the street. 115 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,060 The best? 116 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,100 She wants a three -day? 117 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,160 Well, I saw her once when you rode by on your bike. 118 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:31,660 And believe me, she wasn't looking at your reflectors. 119 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:39,940 So like I was saying, I don't think I could stand up to competition like that. 120 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,700 I'm going to step out of the picture now and save myself a broken heart later. 121 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,860 I understand, Laura. 122 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,160 But don't worry. 123 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,020 We'll always be friends. 124 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,000 Thanks, 3J. 125 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,300 Well, I got some love to spread. 126 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,060 Bye. 127 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:36,460 my feet hey steve maybe i will try your compression chamber what 128 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:43,400 happened to you you look like you lost 100 pounds i did steve 129 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:49,260 compressed my fat cells i'll go out with you now if he wants you oh well um 130 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:56,260 let's talk after the service are you ready to sing yeah well put on 131 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,680 your robe and we'll get started 132 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,010 everyone. 133 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:14,390 Let us join together to celebrate another glorious Sunday here in the 134 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,390 God. 135 00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:22,050 Sister Una Urkel will lead our choir in our first hymn this Sunday, Amazing 136 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,050 Grace. 137 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,170 You okay, Una? 138 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:52,830 I still don't understand why I blew up like a ballooner. 139 00:17:55,830 --> 00:18:00,510 Your body cells explosively decompressed. But now they've contracted 140 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:01,510 their normal size. 141 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,710 Oh, Reverend Fuller. Hello, Carl. 142 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:12,150 Well, if you're looking for sinners, Eddie isn't home. 143 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:19,150 Actually, I stopped by to see Una. I wanted to offer her some support after 144 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:21,330 public humiliation and inflation. 145 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:22,870 Come on. 146 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:27,050 Una. Una, how are you feeling? 147 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:33,910 I'm mortified, ashamed, and embarrassed beyond belief. 148 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,970 Oh, get over it, girl. 149 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:42,110 I'm glad you look like yourself again. I like BBWs. 150 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,060 Beautiful women. 151 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,160 How about we have dinner tonight? 152 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,380 Feel like ham? 153 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,840 I'd love it. And I'd be honored to have a woman of your beauty on my arm. 154 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,080 What do you say? 155 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,080 I say, let's eat. 156 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,560 Amen. 157 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,570 Now I have to put on some music. 10470