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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:13,520 Hey guys, having a great time yet? 2 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:19,900 I'd rather be with the Beatles. 3 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,880 Oh, hey, great. 4 00:00:31,249 --> 00:00:32,250 They are. 5 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:33,330 I'm borrowing four. 6 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:38,170 Hey, son, how's the job going? 7 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:43,670 The hours are long, the pay is miserable, and all I do all day is 8 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:45,290 peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. 9 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,350 Peanuts! 10 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:50,270 I love this job. 11 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,580 Would you like to play poker tomorrow night? 12 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,100 Oh, you're doing a liver transplant. 13 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:09,900 Oh. 14 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:12,200 Well, say, uh, can you call in sick? 15 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,480 Uh -huh. Oh, okay, okay. Maybe some other time. 16 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,060 God, there must be someone. 17 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,880 You know, I hate playing poker with only four. 18 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,420 Well, honey, if you're desperate, I could play with you. 19 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:36,690 Before we met, I played a little poker with my girlfriend. 20 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,250 I'm sorry, 21 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:49,630 sweetheart. 22 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:54,310 It's just that we're playing real poker. You know, man's poker. 23 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:56,270 Not girly poker. 24 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,950 Not, uh... 25 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,510 I don't care, so just play with four people. Oh, wait a minute, wait a 26 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,489 Okay, okay. 27 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,570 Look, I don't have a choice. 28 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,430 Beggars can't be choosy. 29 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:26,890 So you can play. 30 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:28,170 Gee, thanks. 31 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:30,210 But you gotta promise me one thing. 32 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,450 What's that? That you won't whine when you lose. 33 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,030 Ow! 34 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,200 for me at the stadium tomorrow. 35 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:30,000 Why? Well, something really important came up. My frat house is sponsoring a 36 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 bikini contest. 37 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,240 Oh, they canceled the Ibsen play reading? 38 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,200 What? 39 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:05,640 This bikini contest is really special. 40 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,040 I'm one of the judges. 41 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:08,860 Surprise, surprise. 42 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,560 Like I said, I'm sorry, ghetto. 43 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,880 Myra has her pretty little heart set on it. 44 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,880 Okay. 45 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,540 That's cool. I guess I've already asked you for too many favors. 46 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:25,980 So what? 47 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,200 Just won't go to work. 48 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:34,950 So the people in Section H won't get any snacks. 49 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:37,030 What's the big deal? 50 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:44,450 So little Jimmy goes to see his very first Bears game and says, Dada, 51 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:50,330 Sorry, son, but there's no one working in Section H today. 52 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,940 Each play of five cards face down. And then... I know how to play, Carl. 53 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,660 I'll check to Wild Willie. 54 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,520 Okay. And I'll open for a dollar. 55 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,980 Yes, I call here. 56 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,600 Me too. 57 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,240 What will it matter in 50 years? 58 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,220 I called. 59 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,440 Now, honey, you see, if you want to stay in the game, you've got to throw in a 60 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,240 black chip, which stands for... Your dollar... 61 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,560 Me too. I got a feeling this lady is lady luck. 62 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,460 You might scare me in another life. 63 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,160 Not this one. 64 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:24,930 Low ball. How do you know all of this stuff? 65 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,830 Told you, Carl. I played this game before. 66 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,030 My mother warned me. 67 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,440 Too rich for my blood. 68 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,920 I've already dipped into my kid's college fund. 69 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,200 I'm out. 70 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:20,760 Unless I can sell you my pants. 71 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,480 I don't have enough chips to call. 72 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,060 Well, then, I guess you lose. 73 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,300 Wait a minute. 74 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:36,159 What if I promise to do the dishes for a whole week? 75 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,860 Will that cover your raise? 76 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,200 shampoo the carpets, and cook the dinner for the next month. 77 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,240 That's one more thing I want, Carl. 78 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,440 You don't mean scrub the bathroom. 79 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,299 That's right. 80 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,940 I want you poking the porcelain until it shines. 81 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,260 She was worse than numb. 82 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,340 Carl, this was a great evening. 83 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,000 Thanks for letting me play. 84 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,840 Yep. 85 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:30,080 Old lady luck was in your lap tonight, Harriet. 86 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,480 Luck didn't have nothing to do with it, Carl. I'm just a better poker player 87 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,480 than you. 88 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,880 I've been playing poker for 30 years. 89 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,380 I know what I'm doing. 90 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:51,700 Well, if you know what you're doing, then why is all your money going in my 91 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:52,700 purse? 92 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:06,300 Well, every great player like me has an off night. 93 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:10,400 Now, you went through the motions of winning. 94 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,880 Definitely did not know what you were doing. 95 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,200 I see. 96 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,000 Well, I'll tell you what. 97 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,660 I definitely know what I'm not doing. 98 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,420 Six contestants, six -way tie, six days. 99 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:31,739 Believe this, Steve. 100 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,780 You let me down. 101 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,040 I thought you were my friend. 102 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,900 I am your friend. I always have been your friend. 103 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,340 Yeah, well, friends don't let their buddies down. 104 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,740 I promise it won't happen again. 105 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,060 Oh, you're right it won't happen again. 106 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,480 Because as of right now, you and I are no longer friends. 107 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,620 You know what? You're better off, Steve. Why would you want to jerk for a 108 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:57,620 friend? 109 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,480 Jerk? 110 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:05,420 it's your fault you got fired how was it my fault when i wasn't even there 111 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:10,119 that's why it's your fault eddie as usual you were thinking with your 112 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:11,119 instead of your head 113 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:48,460 always do this you shirk and then you blame shirk blame shirk blame 114 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:55,360 well i had something else to do shirk well he screwed up 115 00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:02,280 blank eddie the bottom line is steve 116 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:08,800 tried to do you a favor he was there for you the truth is you don't deserve a 117 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,800 friend like steve 118 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,110 I guess you're right, Laura. 119 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,990 Look, Steve, it wasn't your fault. 120 00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:28,370 I guess I just forgot that you're... Well, 121 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,050 you're... 122 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,580 from the poker game i even scrubbed the bathrooms 123 00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:04,480 you know harry you've been pretty frosty with 124 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:10,480 me lately all i get from you is a yeah no hmm 125 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:17,180 am i right yeah well can we change things no 126 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,660 Wait a minute. 127 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:28,760 What is it, Carl? 128 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:35,000 Look, honey, the other night at the poker game, I'd like to say that it 129 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,200 bother me that you cleaned me out. 130 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,420 But it did. 131 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,880 Carl, what hurt me was when you said it was all luck and no skill. 132 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:49,120 Well, that wasn't me talking. That was my ego. 133 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,720 Truth is, sweetheart, 134 00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:55,810 You're one of the best players I've ever seen. 135 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,830 Thank you, Carl. 136 00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,510 I just don't know how you got that good. 137 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:09,010 Well, over the years, I learned a lot from a really good poker player. 138 00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:12,850 Oh, yeah? 139 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:14,110 Who? 140 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,250 You. 141 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:20,910 You know something. 142 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,020 I love you, Mrs. Winslow. 143 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:31,000 Well, I see your love and raise your kiss. 144 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,400 You got it, baby. 9893

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