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Hey guys, having a great time yet?

I'd rather be with the Beatles.

Oh, hey, great.

They are.

I'm borrowing four.

Hey, son, how's the job going?

The hours are long, the pay is miserable, and all I do all day is

peanuts, peanuts, peanuts.

Peanuts!

I love this job.

Would you like to play poker tomorrow night?

Oh, you're doing a liver transplant.

Oh.

Well, say, uh, can you call in sick?

Uh -huh. Oh, okay, okay. Maybe some other time.

God, there must be someone.

You know, I hate playing poker with only four.

Well, honey, if you're desperate, I could play with you.

Before we met, I played a little poker with my girlfriend.

I'm sorry,

sweetheart.

It's just that we're playing real poker. You know, man's poker.

Not girly poker.

Not, uh...

I don't care, so just play with four people. Oh, wait a minute, wait a

Okay, okay.

Look, I don't have a choice.

Beggars can't be choosy.

So you can play.

Gee, thanks.

But you gotta promise me one thing.

What's that? That you won't whine when you lose.

Ow!

for me at the stadium tomorrow.

Why? Well, something really important came up. My frat house is sponsoring a

bikini contest.

Oh, they canceled the Ibsen play reading?

What?

This bikini contest is really special.

I'm one of the judges.

Surprise, surprise.

Like I said, I'm sorry, ghetto.

Myra has her pretty little heart set on it.

Okay.

That's cool. I guess I've already asked you for too many favors.

So what?

Just won't go to work.

So the people in Section H won't get any snacks.

What's the big deal?

So little Jimmy goes to see his very first Bears game and says, Dada,

Sorry, son, but there's no one working in Section H today.

Each play of five cards face down. And then... I know how to play, Carl.

I'll check to Wild Willie.

Okay. And I'll open for a dollar.

Yes, I call here.

Me too.

What will it matter in 50 years?

I called.

Now, honey, you see, if you want to stay in the game, you've got to throw in a

black chip, which stands for... Your dollar...

Me too. I got a feeling this lady is lady luck.

You might scare me in another life.

Not this one.

Low ball. How do you know all of this stuff?

Told you, Carl. I played this game before.

My mother warned me.

Too rich for my blood.

I've already dipped into my kid's college fund.

I'm out.

Unless I can sell you my pants.

I don't have enough chips to call.

Well, then, I guess you lose.

Wait a minute.

What if I promise to do the dishes for a whole week?

Will that cover your raise?

shampoo the carpets, and cook the dinner for the next month.

That's one more thing I want, Carl.

You don't mean scrub the bathroom.

That's right.

I want you poking the porcelain until it shines.

She was worse than numb.

Carl, this was a great evening.

Thanks for letting me play.

Yep.

Old lady luck was in your lap tonight, Harriet.

Luck didn't have nothing to do with it, Carl. I'm just a better poker player

than you.

I've been playing poker for 30 years.

I know what I'm doing.

Well, if you know what you're doing, then why is all your money going in my

purse?

Well, every great player like me has an off night.

Now, you went through the motions of winning.

Definitely did not know what you were doing.

I see.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I definitely know what I'm not doing.

Six contestants, six -way tie, six days.

Believe this, Steve.

You let me down.

I thought you were my friend.

I am your friend. I always have been your friend.

Yeah, well, friends don't let their buddies down.

I promise it won't happen again.

Oh, you're right it won't happen again.

Because as of right now, you and I are no longer friends.

You know what? You're better off, Steve. Why would you want to jerk for a

friend?

Jerk?

it's your fault you got fired how was it my fault when i wasn't even there

that's why it's your fault eddie as usual you were thinking with your

instead of your head

always do this you shirk and then you blame shirk blame shirk blame

well i had something else to do shirk well he screwed up

blank eddie the bottom line is steve

tried to do you a favor he was there for you the truth is you don't deserve a

friend like steve

I guess you're right, Laura.

Look, Steve, it wasn't your fault.

I guess I just forgot that you're... Well,

you're...

from the poker game i even scrubbed the bathrooms

you know harry you've been pretty frosty with

me lately all i get from you is a yeah no hmm

am i right yeah well can we change things no

Wait a minute.

What is it, Carl?

Look, honey, the other night at the poker game, I'd like to say that it

bother me that you cleaned me out.

But it did.

Carl, what hurt me was when you said it was all luck and no skill.

Well, that wasn't me talking. That was my ego.

Truth is, sweetheart,

You're one of the best players I've ever seen.

Thank you, Carl.

I just don't know how you got that good.

Well, over the years, I learned a lot from a really good poker player.

Oh, yeah?

Who?

You.

You know something.

I love you, Mrs. Winslow.

Well, I see your love and raise your kiss.

You got it, baby.