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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:04,450 It better be good, because I left my archery class just to get here on time. 2 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:07,450 You have to wear that get -up for archery class? 3 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:09,270 No, I don't have to. 4 00:00:09,470 --> 00:00:11,290 But it really throws off my opponents. 5 00:00:12,690 --> 00:00:15,110 Well, who can hit a thing when they're laughing so hard? 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,750 Hello, girls. 7 00:00:17,890 --> 00:00:18,890 Hi, Mama. 8 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,330 Myra, I don't even want to know. 9 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:26,010 Mrs. Winslow, what do you want to talk to us about? 10 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:30,710 Well... This year, Ferguson's sponsoring the Miss Downtown Chicago Beauty 11 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:33,230 Pageant, and I've been selected to share a woman. 12 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:34,530 Listen, 13 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:38,590 it's going to be really exciting, and you'll never believe who I got to host 14 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:39,590 show. Who? 15 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:40,950 Emmanuel Lewis. 16 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:44,530 You've got TV's Webster? 17 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:47,430 I love him. He's such a cutie. 18 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:50,950 Can we meet him? 19 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:52,530 Well, of course you can. 20 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:54,530 If, uh... 21 00:00:56,010 --> 00:00:57,350 You all agree to be contestants? 22 00:00:57,790 --> 00:01:01,450 Oh, no. No way. 23 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:02,750 Well, why not? 24 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:06,970 Well, it is so sexist. I'm not marching in a bathing suit parade. Yeah, who 25 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:09,810 would? I mean, we have too much self -respect for that. 26 00:01:11,150 --> 00:01:12,150 I'll do it. 27 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:16,450 Thank you, Myra. 28 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,930 Girls, the contest doesn't have a bathing suit competition. 29 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:24,210 It's based on poise and talent and personality. 30 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,520 I don't know, Mrs. Winslow. I mean, the whole idea of a beauty pageant is so 31 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:29,520 played out. 32 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,440 Did I mention that the winner would be receiving a $5 ,000 shopping spree from 33 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,640 Ferguson's? We're there for you. 34 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:00,210 There's a beauty contest. 35 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:04,770 And I want to let everybody know how glamorous and poor as I am. 36 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:20,790 Carl, I've got a big problem. 37 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:23,770 Emmanuel Lewis calling. This flight has been canceled. 38 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,410 Oh, honey, that's terrible. 39 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:28,390 Oh, one engine goes out and they panic. 40 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:35,620 Well, honey, what are you going to do with the pageants tonight? 41 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,180 Oh, I don't know, Carl. 42 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,440 Hey, 43 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,060 I might be able to get Oprah. 44 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,780 Oprah Winfrey? 45 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:46,760 No, no, no, no, Oprah Gonzalez. 46 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:53,720 She works in cosmetics, and she can whistle feelings through a lipstick 47 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,000 Well, honey, you know, you could. 48 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:08,040 Go that way, but you could get somebody with a little style, 49 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:13,660 a little panache, 50 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,460 and a whole lot of charisma. 51 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:22,140 You could go with somebody like me. 52 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:45,650 fellow Chicagoans. 53 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:53,870 Now... Well, 54 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:55,850 hi there, windy cityites. 55 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,510 Now... Hey, Dad. 56 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:03,970 Am I on? No, no, no, no, no. 57 00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:07,110 You got a few minutes. Now, don't forget. 58 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:11,810 After the music cue and the follow lights dim, you cross downstage to your 59 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:12,870 All right? 60 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,260 When I shove, you walk to the X. 61 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,180 Oh, thank you, son. Okay. 62 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,560 I'm going to go check on the girls. Hey, I thought you just did that. 63 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,620 Yep, and I'm going to keep on doing it until I get it right. 64 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,520 Carl, the show's about to start. Are you okay? Am I okay? 65 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:39,460 Hey, honey, prepare to be dazzled. 66 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:41,000 Prepare to be stunned. 67 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:42,540 Prepare to... 68 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:46,740 flies open. 69 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,200 Harriet, 70 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,480 look, it's Webster. It's Webster. 71 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:01,880 Well, actually, Webster is a fictional character. 72 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,680 I'm Emanuel Lewis, but you can call me Manny. 73 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,120 You hear that, Harriet? 74 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:08,800 He said I could call him Manny. 75 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,900 Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Manny. 76 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,090 Didn't say you could call me Manny. 77 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,150 Gotcha! 78 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,510 What is it? I thought your flight was canceled. 79 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:25,490 It was, it was, but I hopped on my Harley and drove over. 80 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:27,570 I hope you haven't replaced me yet. 81 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:31,270 Well, actually... Of course not. You're irreplaceable. 82 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:38,990 Well, I was supposed to be the temporary fill -in backup guy. 83 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,350 I took a few moments to write a... 84 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,280 A few quips from the Reader's Digest. 85 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:50,020 I was going to use them, but since you're here, you can. 86 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,460 You know, you look so cool in your tux, and you did all the work. Why don't we 87 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,460 host this together? 88 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,240 Wow. 89 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:04,840 Thanks, Manny. 90 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,520 Does that mean we split the money, too? 91 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:09,860 Friendly, not crazy. 92 00:06:32,270 --> 00:06:36,110 you can be in a Miss Downtown Chicago contest when you don't even live in 93 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:37,110 Chicago. 94 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:41,570 Well, Big Daddy owns a condo on Lakeshore Drive. 95 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:43,690 Since when? 96 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,830 Since I told him I wanted to be in this contest. 97 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:52,510 Now let me ask you a question. 98 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:57,730 How can you be in a beauty contest with a puss like that? 99 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,129 all together. 100 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:09,030 The dog show is next week. 101 00:07:47,430 --> 00:07:51,630 I agree. All this bickering is bumming out my perkiness. 102 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:58,070 Oh, come on, girls. The only reason why Myrtle is here is to make another play 103 00:07:58,070 --> 00:07:59,070 for Eddie. 104 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:02,330 For once, ham thighs is right. 105 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:12,090 After I'm certified as a true beauty queen, Edward will sop me up like a 106 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,090 does gravy. 107 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,420 conscious, because that's only going to happen in your dreams. 108 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,860 Okay, ladies. 109 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:30,000 Listen up. You got five minutes to make yourselves beautiful. 110 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,980 How do I look, Anna? 111 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,820 Like you could use five days. 112 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:43,280 Ladies and gentlemen, Ferguson's Department Store is proud to present the 113 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,620 annual Miss Downtown Chicago Beauty Pageant. 114 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:52,870 And here are your co -hosts for the evening, Emmanuel Lewis and Carl 115 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,630 Thank you, thank you. 116 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:02,270 Good evening, 117 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:07,990 everybody. It's great to be here. I'm always a little nervous when I come to 118 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:10,190 Windy City. I might get blown away. 119 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:18,710 to beat my pill holes. Carl Winslow, give him a round of applause. 120 00:09:22,490 --> 00:09:24,590 Say Carl, how are you tonight? 121 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:25,930 Excited? 122 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,950 You're right. 123 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:36,410 It's time to meet our contestants. 124 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:40,230 Here they are, 15 of the most beautiful girls in Chicago. 125 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,330 You okay, Carl? 126 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:48,110 Oh, yeah, 127 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,250 Manny, I'm okay. 128 00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,550 I don't think I'm going to vomit again. 129 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:55,850 Good, because I only bought two Texas. 130 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,850 Here, Dad, I brought you some more water. Oh, thank you, son. 131 00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,490 Whoa, look out! 132 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,740 Oh, yes, it is. 133 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,180 Is something wrong? 134 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,440 No offense, sweetie, but your breath smells like roadkill. 135 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,930 I want to get to the bottom of it. Well, you better, Mom, because some terrible 136 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:53,070 things have happened. Yeah, to every single one of us. Yeah. 137 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:58,870 Well, everybody except... Myrtle! 138 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,250 Some horrific things have happened to me, too. 139 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,930 Some hussy stole my fake fingernails. 140 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,970 Now, I don't know who the culprit is, but God... 141 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,540 watching. Are you kidding? 142 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,320 You're behind this. This is just your style. 143 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:29,460 What would you know about style, you buck -toothed, hammer -toed, hippo -hip 144 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,460 hoochie mama? 145 00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:54,540 pocketbook murder did you do these things i swear not and if i lie 146 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:27,220 confused to do I'm so so sorry and deeply ashamed 147 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:34,220 I was so desperate to win the affections of my Edward that I 148 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:41,220 stooped at such chicanery now now we've all done vicious mean things 149 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:48,040 to other people in the name of love Thank You Myra but what I did 150 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,160 was inexcusable 151 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,300 I shall withdraw from the pageant. 152 00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,540 That will be the thing to do, Myrtle. 153 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:07,860 Then let me say, no matter who of you is crowned queen, you're 154 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,360 all queens in my heart. 155 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,090 Maybe she had some class after all. 156 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,870 Well, you'd better get out on stage. They're going to announce the winner. 157 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,730 It's been a lot of fun working with you, buddy. 158 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,550 Right back at you, Manny. 159 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,390 Hey, I'm finally getting the hang of this. 160 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,330 Just in time, too. The show's almost over. 161 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,870 And now, it's time to announce our winner. 162 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:12,030 Let's bring out those lovely ladies one more time. 163 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,390 Who were the other girls? 164 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,750 Oh, they were Drew. 165 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,870 Apparently, they couldn't stay in the competition. 166 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:29,750 I went by the boobs. 167 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:33,670 Now, give me that crown. 168 00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:35,630 Give it here. 169 00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,610 And start the music, buster. 12249