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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,400 What are you talking about? 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,360 Steve, 3 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:31,440 why do you keep popping in and out? the room like Mr. Spock. 4 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:33,900 Wait a minute. 5 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,100 Are you saying you saw me before? 6 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,600 Well, yeah. 7 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:41,360 You appeared out of thin air and said, oh, it works, it really works. 8 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:46,240 Then you pressed a button on that gizmo there and you disappeared. 9 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,800 Holy jumping jack, who's the fact? 10 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,340 Do you know what this device is, Carl? 11 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,580 A swatch watch for a nerd? 12 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:59,420 Now, it's my latest invention. 13 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:03,870 You're looking at the world's first time machine. 14 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,450 So? 15 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:10,630 So? 16 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:12,290 Well, aren't you impressed? 17 00:01:13,610 --> 00:01:18,470 Steve, you have invented a transformation chamber, a cloning 18 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:22,670 teleportation pad that took us all the way to Paris. Frankly, a measly time 19 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:23,950 machine is no big deal. 20 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:27,590 Well, I can't wait to use it. 21 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,500 I'm going to go two minutes into the past and then come right back. 22 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,320 of the monthly bill. 23 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,500 Uh -oh. 24 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:46,860 Freeze! 25 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,900 I just finished paying the family bills. 26 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,920 And this family is paid straight from the warehouse. 27 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,280 Oh, Carl, come on, sit down here. 28 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:05,780 Harriet, we can't afford to eat. And people, do we have to have the lights on 29 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:08,480 full? We have a dimmer switch, people. 30 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,020 Where's Richie and 3J? 31 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,380 They're spending the night at your mother's. Oh, good. 32 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,060 Two less mouths to feed. 33 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,200 Edward, split that meat with Steve. 34 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:31,980 Hey, Harriet, freeze this. We can have it for dinner next week. 35 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,020 Oh, Paul, stop it. 36 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,140 Every month we go through this, and I'm sick of it. For goodness sakes, it's 37 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:39,140 only money. 38 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,100 Only money? 39 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,380 What do you think it takes to put food in our bellies? 40 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:48,360 What do you think it takes to put clothes on our backs? 41 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,000 What do you think we need to put a roof over our heads? 42 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:53,540 Money? 43 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,140 I'm busy, Steve. 44 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,600 But I just perfected my time machine. 45 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,880 The reason I could only go two minutes into the path was because I didn't have 46 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:09,880 enough time. 47 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,700 I invented nuclear batteries. 48 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:19,680 Where did you get the plutonium? 49 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,920 Radio Shack. 50 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:28,780 Now we can go as far back in the past as we want. 51 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:33,820 We? 52 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,339 That's right. 53 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,980 I want you to test it with me. 54 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:41,420 Together, we can go on the journey of... 55 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:48,880 We can observe the Vikings, or witness the Crusades, or go back to the days 56 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,880 dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 57 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:57,020 Why don't you go by yourself? 58 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:58,540 I'm scared. 59 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:05,780 Now, you know, actually, there are a few things in history that I've always 60 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:07,460 wanted to experience in person. 61 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,640 Oh, go with that. Go with that. 62 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:15,990 Well, I kind of wanted to hook up with Elliot Ness and bust Al Capone. 63 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:17,930 No, no, no. You couldn't do that. 64 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:19,390 Why not? 65 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:23,910 Time travelers have to be very careful not to change history. The slightest 66 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:27,210 disruption in the past could completely change the present. 67 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:34,650 Are you saying that if we go back in time, we could actually do something 68 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:36,150 would change the way things are now? 69 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:37,430 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 70 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:40,290 Hmm. 71 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,040 Interesting. 72 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,400 So, what do you say, big guy? 73 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:47,300 Want to embark on a voyage to yesteryear? 74 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:53,800 Sure. Why not? Oh, oh, oh. I'll go get ready while you decide when we want to 75 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,800 to... 76 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,520 You're gonna embarrass me in the past, too, huh? 77 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,920 Oh, you big killer. 78 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,900 Now, what fascinating moment in time have you chosen? 79 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,360 Custer's last stain? 80 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:27,920 Paul Revere's ride? 81 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,640 The pine of the Red Sea? 82 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,660 The day before we moved into this house. 83 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,800 Hello, Mr. Adrenaline Junkie. 84 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:41,200 Well, Steve, I figure... 85 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,560 I'm already trying one of your crazy contraptions. 86 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:47,040 Why make it more dangerous for myself by going to a place where a T -Rex might 87 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,040 bite off my head? 88 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,340 It's just a test anyway, right? 89 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:54,700 Right. Okie dokie. Give me the year and the date. 90 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,000 March 8th, 1976. 91 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,200 Okay. Let's see. 92 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:04,300 January, February, March. See, March. That's it right there. Yeah, I see it. 93 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,320 Okay. 94 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,900 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 95 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:13,910 Seymour Chase has it right there. I see it. That's right. Yeah, right there. I 96 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:15,450 like that. Okay, here we go. 97 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:22,950 Year 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 98 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:29,750 12, 13, 19, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 72, 73, 74, 99 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:32,730 75, 76, 77. 100 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:34,030 Uh -oh. 101 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:35,810 I went past it. 102 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:44,950 What do we do now? 103 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:47,410 Clear. 104 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:52,450 Year one, two, three, four, 1973, 105 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:56,890 1974, 1975, 1976. 106 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:58,349 Come on. 107 00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:01,130 Come on. Come on. Come on. Get up. Wake up. Wake up. 108 00:08:01,530 --> 00:08:03,810 We're ready to go. Let's go. Let's go. All right. 109 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:09,370 Hey, 110 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:11,570 wait a minute. Steve, is this going to hurt? 111 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:12,870 Not really. 112 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,710 You're stupid. peels off for a few seconds. 113 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:18,690 But you'll forget all about that when you turn inside out. 114 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:19,550 You 115 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:31,250 okay, 116 00:08:33,870 --> 00:08:35,130 Kyle? I think so. 117 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:37,130 Steve. 118 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:40,350 Steve, I think we did it. We made it. 119 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:43,490 Come on, honey. Let's load the last of this stuff up so we can... 120 00:08:56,899 --> 00:08:57,960 Who are they? 121 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,680 That's the Marshalls. That nice couple we bought this house from. 122 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,160 They love this house so much, I felt kind of bad negotiating the price so 123 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,980 Can you believe how much we got that Winslow character to cough up for this 124 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:10,980 shot? 125 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,180 Well, I really like his wife, Harriet. 126 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,860 I hope she likes these muffins that I made. 127 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:19,680 Yeah, well, from the looks of her husband, I doubt if she'll get any. 128 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:40,220 Well, as long as we're here now, I mean, then, I 129 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,620 want to see what my room looks like then. 130 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,700 I mean, now. 131 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,800 But it takes an hour to set that thing. No, no, no, no, no. You have a home 132 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,800 button. Oh. 133 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:13,140 What 134 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:21,840 happened 135 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,460 here? I think the furnishings are different. 136 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,500 And in good taste. 137 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,640 Harriet! 138 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:31,900 Harriet! 139 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,330 You know this man? 140 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:02,790 Everybody knows him. 141 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:06,090 He's Theo Winslow, the richest man in the world. 142 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,830 I'm the richest man in the world? 143 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:23,210 Oh, wow. It worked. It really worked. 144 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,309 What worked? 145 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,470 What did you do, Carl? 146 00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:29,530 Mr. Winslow, it's... It's an honor to have a man of your greatness in our 147 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:33,410 We don't know why you're in our home, but it's definitely an honor. 148 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:39,850 Well, thank you very much, but if this is your home, then where do I live? 149 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,430 Did you hear that, Ellen? 150 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:46,430 Yeah, the owner of Winslow Towers wants to know where he lives. 151 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:48,990 Winslow Towers? 152 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,930 Let me speak with you for a second. Not now, Steve. Yes, but now. 153 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,060 You did something when we were in the past. 154 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,400 You purposely altered the future, didn't you? 155 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,740 Might have. 156 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,360 Oh, I can't believe this. 157 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:09,720 Uh, Mr. Winslow, does your safari guide need medication? 158 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,620 Ignore him. Too many trips into the interior. 159 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,720 Well, 160 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,940 I just wrote a note to myself describing a few investments I thought might be 161 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:24,940 lucrative. 162 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,310 Well, like Disney, Microsoft, and Holiday Barbie. 163 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:32,950 What? 164 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,830 We have to go back and destroy those notes. 165 00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:38,050 Well, Steve, calm down. 166 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:41,530 I mean, while we're here, we might as well find out what our life is like now. 167 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:45,610 And according to these very nice people, it's pretty darn good, right? 168 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:46,989 I'll say. 169 00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:48,190 You just bought New Jersey. 170 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:51,710 And just last night, you said you had dinner with the President of the United 171 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,910 States. Bill Clinton? 172 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,500 Rosie O'Donnell. 173 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:13,400 Good 174 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:22,460 afternoon, 175 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,700 Master Winslow. 176 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,200 Are you drunk, or did you lose your key again? 177 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,220 What's your name, pal? 178 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,000 It's Charles, sir. 179 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:40,940 Drunk. 180 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,540 Wow, Steve. 181 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,740 Would you look at this place? 182 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,140 Your three o 'clock donut, sir. 183 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,540 Oh, gee, thanks, sir. 184 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,640 Steve! 185 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,400 Would you look at this view? 186 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,050 Master Winslow had it removed. 187 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,910 It was blocking his view. 188 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:16,810 Hey, who's that? 189 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,250 Your living artwork, sir. 190 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:20,790 Living artwork? 191 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,310 Yes. It amuses you. 192 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:37,430 That sign keeps track of how much money Master Winslow has. 193 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,890 He's worth 247 million? 194 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:42,190 Billion. 195 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:49,030 I couldn't be better. 196 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:55,030 Because, Steve, I am filthy, nasty, stinking rich! 197 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:20,750 the elevator and put those up in the west wing of my shoe closet mother you 198 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:27,450 great oh what's the matter carl what do you mean you haven't 199 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,790 hugged me in years i haven't 200 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,770 I'm leaving you and I'm taking all the Ferraris. 201 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,770 You want to go to Vegas? 202 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,109 It's there. 203 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,750 Well, you may get lucky. 204 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:05,970 Lucky? 205 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:09,930 Well, Harriet, what about our kids? 206 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,010 What kids, Carl? 207 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:13,730 Well, Eddie and Laura. 208 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:17,510 You know perfectly well we don't have any children. 209 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,190 I always wanted a boy and girl, but you were too busy wheeling and dealing. 210 00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,070 It can be even worse. 211 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:29,050 No, Lara. 212 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:32,730 Oh, Steve, you were right. 213 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,450 I have ruined everything. 214 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,010 I gained the whole world. 215 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,710 But I lost my family. 216 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,850 Don't worry, big guy. 217 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,790 We can still fix things. 218 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,390 Come on, let's go. 219 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,390 Excuse me, sir. 220 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,420 Will you be back for dinner? 221 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,900 No, Charles. 222 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,140 I'm never coming back. 223 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,800 I got it, Steve. I got it. 224 00:17:25,099 --> 00:17:30,780 Great. Now, I'll hit the home button, and back we go. 225 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:36,620 And back we go. 226 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720 Ow. 227 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,300 I was afraid this might happen. What happened? 228 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,360 The batteries are dead. 229 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,860 Well, let's just go buy new ones. 230 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,060 We can't. 231 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,179 Well, why not? 232 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,500 Nuclear batteries haven't been invented yet. 233 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,820 I got greedy and ruined everything. 234 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,280 Well, if it's any consolation, you ruined my life, too. 235 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,200 Well, that helps a little. 236 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:17,080 Oh, I just wish there was some way I could recharge this baby. 237 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,040 Steve, I just remembered something really weird. 238 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,299 What, what? 239 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,580 Well, when Harry and I moved into the house, I remember the floor was covered 240 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:31,000 with extension cords that led up to the very spot we're standing in right now. 241 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,820 Hmm. 242 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,000 Extension cords. 243 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:37,920 Was there anything else? 244 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:45,500 Well, there was a roll of electrical tape, some aluminum foil, and a half 245 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,500 jar of peanut butter. 246 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,880 Ah -ha! 247 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:54,530 It sounds to me like I... I invented something, and you had lunch. 248 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:08,390 Okay, big guy, we're all charged up. 249 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,750 Mm, me too. 250 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,510 All right, all right, let's go, let's go. 251 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:19,330 Steve, if this doesn't work... 252 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,540 From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you for sticking with me. 253 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,540 Hey, we're a team, big guy. 254 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,940 Forever and whenever. 255 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,130 Oh, Steve. 256 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,450 We made it. We did it. We're back. 257 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,930 Eddie. Eddie, my son. 258 00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:58,910 Eddie. 259 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,950 My son, you're alive. 260 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,210 You're alive. 261 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:04,970 Dad, are you okay? 262 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,170 Oh, I've never been better. Oh, Laura, sweetheart. 263 00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:11,430 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 264 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:14,590 Harriet. 265 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,270 Harriet, please don't divorce me. 266 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,150 I can't live without you. 267 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,630 Carl, what are you talking about? 268 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,470 Listen to me, all of you. 269 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,950 I was wrong to complain about money. 270 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,710 I will never grumble about bills ever again. 271 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,850 You won't? No, sir. 272 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:38,630 I may have a few debts, but I also have a terrific wife, wonderful kids, 273 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:39,930 and Steve. 274 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,050 And do you know what that makes me? 275 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:45,590 What? 276 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,690 The richest man in the world. 277 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060 Oh my God. 18833