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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,619 --> 00:00:07,460 Well, that's it. We're done. 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,460 Thanks for all your help, Stephon. Oh, wait, wait. 3 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:11,920 Where's my reward? 4 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,760 Coming right up. 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:24,160 How about a game of hearts? 6 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,880 Why bother? 7 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,220 You've already won mine. 8 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,430 Curtis. Baby, you look prettier every day. 9 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:49,730 Um, Curtis, I thought I told you we couldn't see each other anymore. 10 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:51,590 You can't blame a guy for trying. 11 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:54,650 No, but I can. 12 00:00:57,890 --> 00:01:00,270 I guess I should have called first. 13 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:02,470 I guess you should have. 14 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:05,450 I just came by to pick up my sweater. 15 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,450 Sweater? 16 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:13,570 Oh, uh -huh. Well, you know, it's upstairs. 17 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,070 I'm gonna go get it. 18 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:30,450 So, Laura has your sweater. 19 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:32,130 That's right. 20 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:35,730 See, Laura and Eddie were standing in line at the movie theater, and I 21 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:36,679 to walk by. 22 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,640 Oh, and Laura said she was cold? She didn't have to. I could tell. 23 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,820 It's a connection we have. 24 00:01:55,140 --> 00:02:00,980 I see you like to play games. 25 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,200 Bring it on. 26 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,560 Man, you can't do that. 27 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,060 Why 28 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:55,180 are 29 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:56,980 we putting marshmallows between our toes? 30 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,360 Because Steve used all the cotton balls for his latest invention. 31 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,200 What is it? 32 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,160 Q -tips for elephants. 33 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,619 But who? 34 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,620 Don't ask. 35 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,920 Hey, Stefan and I are going to the scissor club tonight. You want to come? 36 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:15,920 meet a cute guy. 37 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,460 I don't think so. 38 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,380 You still miss Waldo, don't you? 39 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,100 He was my Wally Pop for four years. 40 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:31,350 Look, I still have the dear Max letter he sent me from New York. 41 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,350 Look how he addressed it. 42 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,210 To Maxine in Chicago. 43 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:40,030 The one in the brown building. 44 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:43,210 Next door to the Kinkos. 45 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,250 Across the street from the subway. 46 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:50,170 The train, not the sandwich. 47 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:55,190 Oh, God, that gets me. 48 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,160 You need to get out more. 49 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,000 I don't think I'm ready. I mean, if a guy hit on me, I wouldn't even know what 50 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 to say. 51 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,960 You wouldn't have to say a thing. The guy's going to do all the talking. 52 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:09,340 I don't know. 53 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:21,360 Look at yourself. 54 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,560 Girl, you got it going on. 55 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,440 You really think so? 56 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,540 With your braids, that face, and your figure, you can have any man you want. 57 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,620 That's right. 58 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:39,600 The next time Waldo writes me, he'll have to address it to the Maxine in a 59 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,120 house on the hill with a handsome husband, two kids, and a Corvette in the 60 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,120 driveway. 61 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,600 Go, girl. Okay. 62 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,569 guys doing up? 63 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,870 It is almost midnight. 64 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,130 Oh, we're watching Jurassic Convent. 65 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,630 In 3D. 66 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,170 Is that dinosaur eating a nun? 67 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:23,750 Well, she shouldn't have slapped him with a ruler. 68 00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:27,410 Come on, guys. Time to hit the sack. Come on. 69 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:30,669 Don't argue. 70 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:34,650 Go up, brush your teeth, hop into bed, and I'll be up there in a few minutes to 71 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:35,650 tuck you in. 72 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:42,110 You're welcome, sugar. Now, plant a nice juicy one right there. 73 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,610 Love you. 74 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:49,750 You know, Mom, I 75 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:55,530 really appreciate you babysitting the boys, but I don't think you should let 76 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:57,110 them twist you around their little finger. 77 00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,990 What are you talking about? We're just having fun. 78 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:03,710 Well, Mom, you let them stay up way past the bedtime. 79 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,960 You let them watch scary movies, and apparently you let them eat their entire 80 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,360 weight in junk food. 81 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,580 Carl, they had a good solid dinner. 82 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:13,940 Like what, Ma? 83 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:19,660 Well, we made peanut butter sandwiches and dipped them in melted Snickers. 84 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,160 Mmm, that sounds tasty. 85 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,740 Work with me, Harriet. 86 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:30,360 Mother, you are way too permissive. 87 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:34,450 Now... You let the boys get away with things that Harry and I would never 88 00:06:34,890 --> 00:06:38,810 Now, look, Buster, when I babysit, I'm in charge, and I do things my way. 89 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:39,890 Capiche? 90 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:47,990 Mother, if you cannot respect my wishes, I'm simply not going to allow you to 91 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:48,990 babysit anymore. 92 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,750 Not allow me? Now, you listen up, Carl. 93 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:57,910 Those kids are my grandbabies, and I'm going to spend time with them, and when 94 00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:59,110 do, we're going to have fun. 95 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,720 Now, if you have a problem with that, we're gonna throw down right now. 96 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,960 these pies over to the college bake sale by 7. 97 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,340 Yeah. Can I eat one more? 98 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,160 Steve, you already eaten six whole pies. 99 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:49,860 I know, but I'm hungry again now that I've thrown up. 100 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,160 Just decorate the pies. 101 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:56,980 Hi, 102 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,380 Steve. Laura, the most amazing thing happened to me today at the mall. What? 103 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:11,260 Okay, I walked into Music World to scope out the gangster rap golden oldies. 104 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:19,540 I grabbed a CD, and out of nowhere, this gorgeous guy comes up behind me and 105 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,840 grabs the same one. 106 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,160 When our hands touched, it was like... Oh, no, Sparks! 107 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:28,260 Oh, more than Sparks. We are talking 4th of July. 108 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,800 Just like you said, Laura. He talked and flirted with me, and somehow I just 109 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,679 knew what to say. 110 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,860 And did he buy a Cinnabon, too? 111 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,160 Because when a guy really likes you, he buys you a Cinnabon. 112 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,140 Yes, he bought me a Cinnabon. 113 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,600 Large or small? 114 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,500 He is taking me to the sizzle club. 115 00:10:17,979 --> 00:10:19,200 Pinch him in the room. 116 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,620 Why did you do that, Laura? 117 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,960 Do what? 118 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:05,170 When she stole my man. 119 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:17,390 Your man. 120 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:20,810 You broke up with Curtis. 121 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,910 He's not your man anymore. 122 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,250 Now, he's my man. 123 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,840 Should I be getting some handy wipes? 124 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,200 Stay out of this. 125 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:59,920 I just got 126 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,200 the wax sucked out of my ears. 127 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,220 You know, Max, what is your problem? 128 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,540 You don't have anything better to do than to steal my... 129 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,090 is because you didn't want him anymore. 130 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,030 And now you don't want anybody else to have him either? 131 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,550 I think it's obvious that he's on the rebound. 132 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:31,710 And the only reason he's seeing you is to get closer to me. Oh, uh -uh. 133 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:38,010 He wasn't acting like he was on the rebound while he was kissing me. 134 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,500 face on the table. 135 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:11,720 99 Steve, here 136 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,780 comes the Sandman. 137 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,079 I miss you too, Carl. And the kids would like you to babysit again. 138 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,300 I would love to. 139 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:15,180 But there are going to have to be some ground rules that I am going to have to 140 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,179 insist upon. 141 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,180 Like what? 142 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,640 Well, absolutely no junk food. 143 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,060 I'll decide what's junk. 144 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,720 No staying up late. I'll decide what's late. 145 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960 No scary movies. 146 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,099 I'll decide what's scary. 147 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:32,660 Mother, I just don't understand why you are fighting me on this issue. 148 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:40,090 Carl. I know you think I'm being irresponsible, but the truth is 149 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:43,770 kids is a special treat for them and for me. 150 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,310 Well, I know that, Mama. 151 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:53,670 Don't you remember when you were little how you loved staying with your 152 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:56,510 grandparents when your father and I went out? 153 00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:58,790 Well, yeah, I remember. 154 00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,850 Well, do you remember why? 155 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:05,890 Because they spoiled you rotten. 156 00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,290 Oh, but now, see, there you go. 157 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,970 Didn't that bother you? No way. 158 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,590 Look how great you turned out. 159 00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:18,550 You see, Carl, parents have to say no. 160 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,890 But grandparents get to say yes. 161 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,210 I love you, Mama. 162 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:28,110 I love you, too, darling. I don't know what I'm going to do with you, but I 163 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,510 you. Well, then, give me a big hug. 164 00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:53,430 Baby, your beauty is blinding. 165 00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:58,630 Thank you. 166 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,410 So, where to? 167 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:02,670 The sizzle club? 168 00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,050 No way. 169 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,330 Curtis and that witch are gonna be there. 170 00:19:06,630 --> 00:19:09,070 Ouch, ouch, ouch. Way nice. 171 00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,370 Hey, Max. Hello, Stefan. 172 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,690 Hey, what's up? 173 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,920 I need to talk to Laura. 174 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:23,780 She's not here. 175 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:32,260 Laura, I have something to say to you, and I'm not leaving until you hear me 176 00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:33,260 out. 177 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,900 Look, I'm warning you, Maxine, I still have a few Boston creams. 178 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,020 How long have we been best friends? 179 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,020 Since third grade. 180 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,760 That's right. Ever since we both came to school with our punky Brewster 181 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,760 lunchboxes. 182 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,100 And that's too long to let some dumb guy come between us. 183 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,660 Hey, yo, was that a shot? 184 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,720 Oh, yeah, but don't take it personal. They're just cranky. 185 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,940 You're cute, baby, but me and Laura, we go way back. 186 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,840 Hey, they do go way back. 187 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:15,520 No, Max, I'm the one who should be apologizing. I mean, I was paranoid and 188 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:20,440 jealous and selfish and greedy and feel free to stop me at any time. 189 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,920 Stop now. 190 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Friends forever. 191 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,560 Hey, 192 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:32,400 you want to go to the sizzle club with us? We'd love to. 193 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520 Well, 194 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,760 you mind if we tag along? 195 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,400 Yeah, but I can deal with it. 196 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,680 But first... 197 00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:40,910 Another peanut butter and sticker sandwich? 198 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,270 Absolutely not. 199 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,510 Why not? 200 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:47,150 Carl, I'm your mother, not your grandmother. 201 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,610 Now sit and straight. 14015