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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,640 Thief. 2 00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:10,980 Thief. 3 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,700 What is that? 4 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,340 Fresh weed. 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,560 Hey, 6 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,400 where are you going? 7 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,480 I think I'm going to skip lunch. 8 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:36,180 For a week. 9 00:00:43,949 --> 00:00:50,170 Dum -dum -dee -dum. Dum -dum -dee -dum. Dum -dum -dee -dum. Dum -dee -dum. Dum 10 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:51,170 -dee -dum. 11 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,770 Holy cow! 12 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:57,950 Do you like my dress? I can still wear white. 13 00:00:58,570 --> 00:00:59,570 Darn it. 14 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:09,570 And that's only 1 ,950 days away. 15 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:15,110 My rat, don't you think you're rushing things just a smidge? 16 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,570 Rushing? In what way? 17 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:21,210 Well, you're taking too much control. 18 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:26,350 You're making a lot of assumptions. And quite frankly, I feel a little useless. 19 00:01:27,790 --> 00:01:28,810 Don't you worry. 20 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,850 There'll be plenty for you to do on our wedding night. 21 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,750 tell me you need more space. 22 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,070 Yes. 23 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,560 I will not 24 00:03:10,119 --> 00:03:12,560 again. That dog belongs on a leash. 25 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,660 You belong on a leash. 26 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,100 He hung up on me. 27 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,080 I'll show that blowhard. 28 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,880 Carl, wait. 29 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,500 What? You want a piece of him too? 30 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,720 No. 31 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:28,159 Carl, please. 32 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,760 Come on. Sit down and cool off. 33 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,950 You know, this feud between you and Nick is getting out of hand. 34 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,870 Well, Harriet, it's not my fault. 35 00:03:39,190 --> 00:03:41,650 Now, you see, that's the attitude that keeps the battle going. 36 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:43,330 When's it going to stop? 37 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,030 When I bulldoze his house. 38 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:50,110 Don't even joke like that. You know, you're setting a terrible example. 39 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,490 Yesterday, I saw Richie and 3J playing Nick and Carl. 40 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:57,030 Nick and Carl? 41 00:03:57,330 --> 00:04:00,550 Yes. They were yelling at each other and bumping bellies. 42 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,520 Gee, I never meant to set a bad example for the kids. 43 00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,220 Gee, 44 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,520 Harriet, it's just that he makes me so angry. 45 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,440 I mean, I'm not going to let him get the best of me. 46 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,700 Carl, he hasn't been getting the best of you. 47 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,900 He's been getting the worst of you. 48 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:46,270 Sigma Theta has its own beauty parlor. 49 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:50,290 Well, it costs a pretty penny, but on the plus side, it keeps the penny 50 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:54,190 That's why Allison's president. She's a real wordsmith. 51 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,790 Thank you, Monica. 52 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,550 You're welcome, Allison. 53 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:03,470 Why don't you show Laura our computer room? Computer room? It overlooks the 54 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,470 pool. 55 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,750 So, Laura, why do you want to join Sigma Theta? 56 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:11,350 Well, everybody says it's the coolest sorority on campus. Good answer. 57 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:23,020 And you're here because... Oh, to pick up Laura Winslow. 58 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:26,940 Oh. Well, hang up your coat. She'll be back in a minute. 59 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:28,180 Sure, thank you. 60 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:41,520 While we're waiting for Laura, why don't you and I chat? 61 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:42,980 Oh, chat? 62 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,300 About what? 63 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,520 About you. 64 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,220 What's your major? 65 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Biological engineering. 66 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,300 And right now... 67 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:52,630 How's about that? 68 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:27,760 met but there's something about you that makes me tingle well maybe you're about 69 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:34,600 to sleep i don't think that's it you've got charisma 70 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:10,550 date again. 71 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,410 I'll be here tonight. 72 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:30,550 Great. Uh, Allison, can I see you for a sec? 73 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:32,490 Oh, boy. 74 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:35,010 Don't. 75 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:48,800 I didn't just find any old geek. I found the king geek. 76 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:04,200 You wanted to see me, Wingslow? 77 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,760 Uh, yeah, Nick. 78 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:12,060 I, uh... I... Didn't I throw that Swiss shirt in the trash last week? 79 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,760 Yeah. 80 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,380 You're going through my trash? 81 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,740 Hey, in here it's yours. 82 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,600 When it's in a can on the curb, it's first come, first served. 83 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,900 Now, what's up? 84 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,900 Uh, look, Nick, um, you know, ever since you moved in next door, you and I have 85 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,080 had a little trouble getting along. 86 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,140 Well, you're a jerk. 87 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:45,020 You know, ordinarily a remark like that... would cause me to reach down 88 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,140 throat and pull out your spleen. 89 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,540 Yep, but not today. And you know why? 90 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,040 You doubled up on your wuss pills. 91 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,200 Okay. 92 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:06,940 No, no, no. You see, tomorrow night is the big fight on pay -per -view. 93 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,560 It's for the heavyweight title. 94 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,960 So I'd like you to watch it with me. 95 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,140 Do I have to pay half? 96 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,180 No, Nick. It's my treat. 97 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,260 What's the catch? 98 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:19,780 There's no catch. 99 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:23,260 Just two guys hanging out, trying to get to know each other. 100 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,420 Wait a minute. 101 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,700 You really want to spend time with me? 102 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,300 Sure. 103 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,840 I want to find out if there's any chance that you and I can be friends. 104 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:40,340 You paying for the grub, too? 105 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,340 Yep. 106 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:46,730 Whoa. Okay. 107 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,710 I'll be here. 108 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:57,170 You have a brain tumor or something? 109 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,730 No, Nick. I'm just being neighborly. 110 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:07,430 Thanks, neighbor. 111 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:45,260 Would that be the 18th century British humor magazine or the popular sugar 112 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:46,260 -based party beverage? 113 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,820 The latter. 114 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:51,300 Make up your mind. Do you want punch or a ladder? 115 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,960 My God, your date is a total... 116 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,520 talk to Kimberly for a second. 117 00:13:01,579 --> 00:13:02,600 Better you than me. 118 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:13,320 Well, want some popcorn, Nick? 119 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,320 Cost you 40 bucks. 120 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840 Thanks, Carl. 121 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,060 Oh, what are you going to do? 122 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,080 I like this cheese flavor. 123 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,179 Yeah, me too. 124 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,540 But, you know what? 125 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,670 Lady friend dropping by later. 126 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:33,970 Oh. 127 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,170 What's her name? 128 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:39,690 Cindy. 129 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,590 Cindy? 130 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,390 Is she pretty? 131 00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:47,850 Is she pretty? 132 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:54,670 Picture a combination of Michelle Pfeiffer and Heather Locklear. 133 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,890 is my ex -wife, Helen. 134 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,570 You know, it's weird. 135 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,050 It's been five years since the divorce. 136 00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,430 I still miss her. 137 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:27,830 It's too bad, Nick. 138 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,630 Ah, what are you gonna do? 139 00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,410 It just didn't work out, that's all. 140 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,210 Money problems. 141 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:38,970 Didn't make enough, huh? 142 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,310 No, she didn't. 143 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:50,290 See, I wanted us to be a two -income family. 144 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,710 Helen wanted us to stay home and have kids. 145 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:54,670 So we split up. 146 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,550 Yeah. See you. It's rough, Nick. 147 00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:03,890 But now, when I see you and your beautiful family, 148 00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:07,330 I realize I made a mistake. 149 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:11,770 A terrible mistake. 150 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,590 That's too bad, Nick. Want to watch a movie? 151 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,900 I begged her not to leave me. 152 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,400 I fell to my knees in the snow. 153 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,340 She was holding two suitcases. A taxi was waiting. 154 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,220 It was Christmas Eve. 155 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,820 I pleaded with her, Helen, no. 156 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:36,180 For God's sake, don't leave me. 157 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,140 Nick, Nick, look, it's Columbo. Want to watch Columbo? 158 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:34,860 I left my book bag here the other day. 159 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,500 Laura, you came at the perfect time. We're just about to announce the winner. 160 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,380 Winner? What winner? We're having our annual geek party. 161 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600 Geek party? 162 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,080 We each bring the nerdiest guy we can find. 163 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,080 And the worst one gets crowned king geek. 164 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,760 Don't these guys mind the way you're making fun of them? 165 00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:01,720 That's the best part. They have no idea. They actually think we like them. 166 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,880 Coolest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. 167 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:08,520 Yeah. Cool, isn't it? 168 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,560 No, it's not cool. 169 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,760 These guys are people and they have feelings. 170 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:15,259 Oh, please. 171 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,260 Look at them. 172 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,319 They're geeks. 173 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,920 Yeah. 174 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,579 Well, one of those geeks happens to be a friend of mine. 175 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,220 In that case, you better find some new friends. 176 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,860 Or maybe you need to find another sorority. 177 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,380 Oh, you're not a sorority. 178 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,740 You're a pack of vicious, self -centered, stuck -up barracudas with 179 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,740 and push -up bras. 180 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,400 Hi, Marley. 181 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,080 Steve, I think we should go. 182 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,360 Are you kidding? Like, this party is popping. 183 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,040 And look at my date, Fox Obama. 184 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,360 And I think she's wearing a push -up. 185 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,460 This is a geek party. 186 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,320 Well, of course it's a Greek party. 187 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:16,360 It's a sorority for crying out loud. 188 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,880 It's got, look, sigma theta based on the ancient Greek alphabet. 189 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,220 No, no, no, no. 190 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,900 Not Greek. 191 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,420 Geek. 192 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,140 As in nerd. 193 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,080 Doofus. Dweeb. 194 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:44,950 Is this true? 195 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:48,490 Um, well, yeah. 196 00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:52,950 That's, that's really mean. 197 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,070 Oh, come on, it's just harmless fun. 198 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,650 Hey, when you're hurting other people, that ain't harmless, sister. 199 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:06,590 Look, I might not be the trendiest guy on campus. 200 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160 back together. 201 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,040 Wait one minute. 202 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,740 You think you could just toss me aside like an old gym 13443