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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,679 --> 00:00:06,480 Happy birthday to you. 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:10,260 Happy birthday to you. 3 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:14,280 Happy birthday, dear Eddie. 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,640 Happy birthday to you. 5 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:30,020 I can't believe my Eddie Bear 6 00:00:30,020 --> 00:00:32,140 is 20. One more year, we'll be the same age. 7 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:38,540 your gifts then? Oh, open this first. Open this first. Open this first. This 8 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:39,540 one, this one, this one. 9 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,240 Okay. 10 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:44,360 Well, I guess I'll open this one first. 11 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,520 It's for me and Mike. 12 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,540 Oh, a giant rubber fly. 13 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,940 Not just a giant rubber fly, silly. 14 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,900 It's also a toothpaste dispenser. 15 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:18,980 Okay. Here you go. 16 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:20,680 A quarter? 17 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,300 You know, it is Sunday. 18 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:26,180 Well, in that case, God bless you, my son. 19 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,180 something she can wear. 20 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,120 Yeah, Steve, guess what? 21 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:47,560 The Leather Palace is selling this jacket for $1 ,300. 22 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,180 Myrtle must have saved for months. 23 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,660 You kidding? 24 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,960 $1 ,300 is chunk change for Myrtle. 25 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,760 It is? 26 00:03:58,060 --> 00:03:59,060 Oh, yeah. 27 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,000 My Myrtle's rich, bloated, swimming in gravy. 28 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,080 Get out of here. 29 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:05,800 Oh, no, I'm serious. 30 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,800 My Big Daddy Urkel is worth millions. 31 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,380 Hundreds of millions. 32 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:15,890 Why, he's only the peanut king of the entire world. 33 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:19,370 Why, he makes a penny every time somebody gobbles a goober. 34 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,390 How come you never told me Myrtle was loaded before? 35 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:25,390 Eh, she doesn't want a lot of... 36 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,270 The first time. 37 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,080 them comfort you 38 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:26,680 Sir, you have besmatched what should be unbesmatchable. 39 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:33,280 I'm going to mass you in the grits. Oh, no, Big Daddy. Don't you dare harm a 40 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,720 hair on his hunky -funky head. 41 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:39,940 This here scoundrel needs to be dealt with. 42 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,620 But, Big Daddy, he is no scoundrel. 43 00:07:53,070 --> 00:08:00,070 just kill me murder may is you telling big daddy that you in 44 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:05,370 love with this year man like a hound dog loves a ham bone 45 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:11,990 well now this year changes 46 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:18,310 everything huh well uh myrtle why don't you go on and sit in big daddy little 47 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,310 old helio cop 48 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:41,809 for this sort of thing. 49 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:46,550 Sir, let me assure you that I had absolutely no intention whatsoever of... 50 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:47,550 Hashtag! 51 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:55,550 Now, you know, years ago, when my murder mate was born, 52 00:08:55,710 --> 00:09:01,330 before they called me Big Daddy, back when they called me Medium Daddy, 53 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:07,030 I said to myself, I said, Daddy... 54 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:13,810 For anything. 55 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:19,090 That's really nice, sir. 56 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:23,130 But I think what she wants right now is to go home. 57 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,490 No. 58 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:32,070 What I think she wants, boy, is you. 59 00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:40,570 No offense, sir. I'm sure she's a wonderful girl, and she'll probably make 60 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:41,570 other guy... 61 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,140 She don't want some other guy. 62 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:55,160 She wants to marry you. 63 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:01,640 Only question is, how much is it going to cost me? 64 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,940 I don't believe this. 65 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:09,720 Look, I'm just not attracted to Myrtle, and I could never marry a woman that I 66 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,720 don't love. 67 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:15,000 The bottom line is, Eddie Winslow cannot be bought. 68 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,820 I give you $10 million. 69 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,230 I don't know. 70 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,820 million dollars today. Who cares? 71 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:19,060 In a moment, I'm gonna be related to Steve Urkel. 72 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,720 Uh, 73 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:33,220 no offense, sir, but you're a peanut farmer and you have all of this? 74 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:38,240 Son, I'm a peanut making moco. 75 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,660 I make roasted peanuts. 76 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:46,360 blanched, salted, unsalted, chopped, and granulated. I see. I make oven 77 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:51,680 -roasted, plain -roasted, honey -roasted, dry -roasted. I make toffee 78 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:56,860 chili -covered, cinnamon -covered. I've got peanut brittle, clusters, chews. 79 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:59,040 Thank you very much, sir. 80 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:00,720 I get your point. 81 00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:03,460 It's time to take our places, Pence. 82 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,300 Do you believe these dresses Myrtle picked out? Yeah. 83 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,660 Aren't they pretty? 84 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,980 Let's just leave that down for a while. 85 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,380 Till after the ceremony? 86 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,220 No, till after I'm dead. 87 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:40,140 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together to join in holy matrimony 88 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:45,380 Myrtle May Urkel and Edward James Winslow. 89 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,960 Who gives the bride in marriage? 90 00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:50,870 I do, sir. 91 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:55,930 And may I just say, thank you, Jesus! 92 00:14:57,270 --> 00:14:58,270 Hallelujah! 93 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,150 Hallelujah! 94 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:07,990 Do you have the rent? 95 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,270 Right here. 96 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:17,150 Do you, Myrtle Mae Urkel? I do. 97 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,900 eager to spend what I've been saving. 98 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:54,220 Step on it, Rev. 99 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,060 Very well, then. 100 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:02,400 By the power vested in me by the state of Mississippi, I now pronounce you... 101 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:24,020 Does anyone know that Eddie was paid $10 million to marry Myrtle? 102 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,240 So what's your point, Thunder Thighs? 103 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:46,890 and she and Myrtle got into a huge cat fight. 104 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:48,550 Oh, my. 105 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,850 I'll tell you one thing. 106 00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:56,390 This dream has made me realize I'm not going to marry any girl unless I love 107 00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,230 her. I don't care how much money she has. 108 00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:00,670 Good for you, et al. 109 00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:05,190 Hey, birthday boy. Another package just came for you. 110 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,690 When will Myrtle get it through her thick skull? 111 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,550 I am not for sale. 112 00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:16,850 I'll be sure to tell Grandma how you feel, Eddie. 113 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:22,990 Grandma? Yeah, nice move, Bozo. She got you that CD player you wanted. 114 00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:25,670 Oh, no! 115 00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:31,730 It really sucks. I just love to see him panic. 116 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,960 Carl, I thought you said you were going to start counting your calories. 117 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,560 Oh, I am, sweetheart. 118 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,620 I'm counting them as I'm eating them. 119 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,020 See? 120 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,340 650 calories. 121 00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:58,860 700. 122 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,400 750. 123 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,420 We're hitting 800. 8502

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