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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:18,920 Oh, this is so bad, honey mustard. Only two days until the prom. 2 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:24,760 I know, pickle relish. It's gonna be the greatest... The 3 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:31,080 greatest... The greatest... 4 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:36,440 Prom ever. 5 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,280 Look, did I tell you that I rented us a limo for prom night? 6 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:45,710 To impress me? No, so I could keep my arm around you instead of that stand 7 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:47,530 where... Good plan. 8 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,970 Wow, nice job, people. 9 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,170 Great. 10 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:56,770 You mean the banner, the flowers, or the gazebo? 11 00:00:57,310 --> 00:01:00,270 None of the above. It's great that I didn't have to do any of the work. 12 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:03,870 Uh, Urkel, a word, please. 13 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:06,950 The VP wants to speak with me. 14 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:08,790 Why? 15 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:11,170 What can I do for you, sir? 16 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:16,570 Uh, Urkel, remember the school dance where you set up the sprinkler system 17 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:17,610 soaked everybody? 18 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,230 Yeah. What's your point? 19 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:23,910 It might be a good idea if you skip the prom. 20 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:26,450 Me? 21 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:28,310 Oh, miss my prom? 22 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:32,330 The same guy who's never missed one day of school in four years? 23 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,550 Don't remind me. 24 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:38,810 The same guy who came up with the slogan for detention, don't do bad things? 25 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:43,130 I offered you a hundred dollars. 26 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,870 A hundred? No, sir. 27 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:48,990 No way will I miss my senior prime. 28 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:52,310 Besides, that was the sea burgle of yesteryear. 29 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,140 Will $20 set him up? 30 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,540 Yeah. 31 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,740 Okay. 32 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,240 Here's $10. Let him home. 33 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,780 Gee, thanks, Dan. 34 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:16,870 Nick used to be my boss. 35 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:22,290 And then I let him in my poker game, and he was so obnoxious that I had to shove 36 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:24,530 a pie in his face and throw him out on his butt. 37 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:29,010 Look there. If there's going to be another fight, I'm out of here. I'm in 38 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:30,010 good clothes. 39 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,310 Nice kid. 40 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:37,090 What, does he work in a circus? 41 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,980 Nick, I thought that I told you I never wanted to see you again. Believe me, the 42 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:45,980 feeling is mutual. 43 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,660 But something happened that's going to make that impossible. 44 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:50,140 Oh, really? What? 45 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,820 I bought the house next door. 46 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,140 What? 47 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,920 Put it in, neighbor. 48 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Too slow. 49 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:05,180 Oh, that's very funny, Nick. Yeah, we're going to have a lot of laughs, Carl. 50 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:09,620 Yeah. But I want to be a good neighbor. I'm glad to hear that. 51 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,730 That's why I'm giving you ample warning about your fence. 52 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:14,390 My fence? 53 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:17,110 Yeah. It's on my property. 54 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:20,329 What are you talking about? 55 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,550 I had a surveyor come out. 56 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:29,810 Seems your fence is exactly 18 and a half inches over the property line. 57 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:31,230 No way. 58 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:32,530 Way. 59 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:45,390 You expect me to move a fence that's been up for 15 years because it's 18 and 60 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:48,410 one -half inches on your property? That is asinine. 61 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:53,170 Well, hey, I'm a reasonable man. You don't have to do it right away. Wait 62 00:04:53,170 --> 00:04:54,170 tomorrow. 63 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:59,270 I'm not moving my fence. 64 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,490 So you want to play hardball, huh? 65 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:03,770 That's right. 66 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:05,790 Look, Ace. 67 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:11,490 I've got plans to build a... and your fence is in the way. 68 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:14,250 Chicks, big guys who barbecue. 69 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:18,370 Especially when they barbecue wearing only an apron. 70 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:22,790 I didn't need to hear that part, Nick. 71 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:25,930 Yeah, well, listen to this part. 72 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:28,150 Move your fence or I'll move it for you. 73 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:50,610 year the day of the prom. 74 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,170 Hey, did you see him working on Dora Finswick? 75 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:56,730 Girl, she didn't need a hairstylist. She needed a fairy godmother. 76 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,390 All right. 77 00:06:02,470 --> 00:06:03,470 Curtis. 78 00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:04,910 Hi, Laura. 79 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:09,750 What's wrong? 80 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:13,390 Um, I don't know how to tell you this, so I guess I should just say it straight 81 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:14,390 out. 82 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:16,190 I'm not going to be able to take you to the prom. 83 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:21,980 Curtis. I've been waiting for this night my whole life. I got my hair done, my 84 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:24,680 nails. I bought a new dress, and now you say you can't take me? 85 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,720 That's right. Oh, well, I want to know the reason why. Let me tell you 86 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,740 something. There better be a dead relative in your excuse. 87 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,700 My grandmother died. 88 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:37,060 Oh, Curtis, I'm sorry. 89 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,099 That's okay. 90 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,540 I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. That's okay. 91 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,180 No, it's not okay. I'm a cold, thoughtless person. 92 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,240 My whole family's flying out to Washington for the funeral. 93 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,540 Oh, can't you wait a day? 94 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:48,790 Oh, of course you can. 95 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:51,630 I'm sorry. 96 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:53,750 I'm a cold, thoughtless person. 97 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:54,990 No, you're not. 98 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:58,470 Look, you're disappointed, and I don't blame you. I'm sorry. 99 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,190 I'll call you next week. 100 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:09,570 Poor Curtis. 101 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:12,370 Yeah, and poor you. You're going to miss your prom. 102 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:14,590 Maybe not. 103 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:17,150 There's got to be some guy who's going to have a date. 104 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,580 to say she's got walking pneumonia. 105 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:14,980 Will she be okay? 106 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:41,990 This means you guys are going to have to go together. 107 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:43,770 All 108 00:08:43,770 --> 00:09:03,010 right, 109 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:04,030 this is our prom. 110 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,510 Our one and only single prom. 111 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:09,610 I mean, think about it. Why shouldn't we go together? 112 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,420 I'll go with you. 113 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:20,700 Under two conditions. Don't name them, baby. 114 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,800 First, I go with you when you pick up your tux. 115 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,080 Dang, one more of those. 116 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,120 I want your solemn promise that you won't bump, break, or destroy anything 117 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,120 the prom. 118 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200 I ain't promise. 119 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,880 I'll try. 120 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,560 Come on, let's go pick up that tux. 121 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:25,270 Yeah, but you're down. We don't move without you. Throw your hands in the 122 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300 is Steve Urkel. 123 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,320 And get this, Urkel's tuxedo fits. 124 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:19,300 Steve, everyone gasped. Of course. 125 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,600 You're so beautiful, you take their breath away. 126 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,800 Is this my imagination or is your voice lower? 127 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,960 I think it's because these pants are so loose. 128 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,880 Oh, Lord, you look beautiful. 129 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,360 Thanks. So do you, Max. 130 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,780 Oh, guess what? Steve rented us a limo for the night. 131 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,740 I rented us a limo station wagon. 132 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,120 All I had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard. 133 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:04,440 think i'm just gonna stand here and let you do that well that's what you're 134 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:11,360 doing excuse me i'll be right 135 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,840 back take your time pajama boy 136 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,470 Trim my tree. 137 00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:40,070 It's not your tree. It's my tree. Not the part that hangs in my yard. 138 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,850 You wouldn't. You watch me. 139 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:45,090 All right, pal. 140 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,210 Let's settle this right now. 141 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,650 You want a piece of me? Yeah. 142 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,030 Come on. 143 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:56,290 Come on. Come on. Oh, yeah. 144 00:14:56,510 --> 00:14:58,710 I got to warn you. 145 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,010 I'm a cop and I got a black belt. In what? 146 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:03,290 Eating donuts? 147 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:33,820 children well he started it i'm 148 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:40,700 ashamed of you nick you never even tried to be a good neighbor on the first 149 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:47,640 day you stormed over here making demands i waited an hour the next time you have 150 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,840 something on your mind try discussing it like a gentleman instead of like a jerk 151 00:15:58,070 --> 00:15:58,849 Escalated it. 152 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,130 Now, like it or not, Nick is our neighbor now. 153 00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:03,550 And you two had better learn to get along. 154 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:11,110 Well, she's right, Nick. 155 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,170 We should try to get along. 156 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:20,330 I'll tell you what. I'll not only move my fence, I'll help you build your 157 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,330 barbecue. 158 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,730 Winslow, that's real decent of you. 159 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,120 Well, I want to try to be a good neighbor. 160 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,880 Of course you do. 161 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,260 After your wifey made you. 162 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800 What? 163 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,420 My God. 164 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,280 Who's the boss in this family anyway? 165 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,040 You see these, Winslow? 166 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,240 These are pants. 167 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,960 Try wearing them sometime. 168 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,300 Yes, dear. 169 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:52,380 Right, dear. Whatever you say, dear. 170 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,240 What a load of manure. 171 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:56,700 No, Nick. 172 00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:58,790 Not a load of manure. 173 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,010 That's a load of manure. 174 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960 you some fresh air. 175 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,540 Outside would probably be the best place for that. 176 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:25,020 I ordered it special 177 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020 just for you. 178 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,240 There's no doubt about it. 179 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,720 You're the most beautiful girl. 180 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:37,909 Thanks, 181 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,030 Steve. 182 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:42,730 And you're the most improved guy at the prom. 183 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,910 Steve, can I tell you something? 184 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:57,790 My fly is open. I knew it. I just want to say that I'm very proud of you. 185 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,610 You haven't caused one single disaster all night. 186 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,150 I hate to ruin such an important evening. 187 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,570 Myra, want to know a secret? 188 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,050 Sure. 189 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:29,770 Even though I'm going steady with Myra, I've always dreamed of going to the prom 190 00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:30,770 with you. 191 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:34,990 I know. You asked me when we were six. 192 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,820 I fantasized about what my prom night would be like. Ooh, fantasize. 193 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,180 I pictured a handsome date dressed in a gorgeous tuxedo. 194 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,880 How? 195 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,900 Then he'd pick me up in a limousine and we'd dance the night away. 196 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,740 That'd be the best time of my entire life. 197 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,200 That's a nice fantasy. 198 00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,980 No, it's not a fantasy because you made it all come true. 199 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,510 I did? 200 00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:46,830 There's only one thing that's keeping this from being a perfect night. 201 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,010 Well, what's that? 202 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:50,810 This. 14020