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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,520 This is glue. 2 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:16,900 Glue? Yes. 3 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:19,900 It's my super earth grip. Titan pending. 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,460 What's it doing in the fridge, Steve? 5 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,620 I have to keep it cool. It hardens at room temperature. 6 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,540 Didn't you read my memo? 7 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,640 Look. Glue. 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,560 Sticky. May plug colon. 9 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,400 Steve, you put up so many memos. 10 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,640 I stopped reading. 11 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,420 Oh, really? 12 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:44,620 Well, you'll be getting a memo about that. 13 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,780 Hey. Uh -oh. 14 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,320 Laura, honey. 15 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:57,040 Calm down. 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,740 It's not that bad. 17 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:00,300 No, it's worse. 18 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,940 I've been trying to get a date with Dante Lewis for months, and I wake up 19 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,519 zit on my forehead the size of a blimp. 20 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,560 Sweetheart, you're overreacting. Nobody will ever notice. 21 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:19,910 Look at the size of that zit! 22 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,430 No one would notice, huh? 23 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:27,830 I understand. You're humiliated. 24 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:33,110 Don't you expect to see Moat and Mavid just come shooting out of that puppy? 25 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:41,030 I'm gonna go in there and not be in here. 26 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:47,780 Uh, Steve just left and I... have a date, so if you have to leave, I'd 27 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:48,780 appreciate it. 28 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:54,420 Suit yourself, but I can zap your zit before your fly guy gets here. 29 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,780 Really? Mm -hmm. How? 30 00:01:58,340 --> 00:02:02,180 Well, just this very morning, I, too, awoke with a blemish. 31 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,340 I don't see anything. 32 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:08,780 Exactly. I used my Monk House Miracle Mask. 33 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,240 And look, once again, my skin is positively radiant. 34 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,780 What's in this miracle mask? 35 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,120 Oh, completely natural ingredients found in your everyday kitchen. 36 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:30,020 Oatmeal, honey, baking soda, avocado, lemon, 37 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:36,740 egg white, and Mother Nature's 38 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:37,740 astringent... 39 00:02:55,580 --> 00:02:57,460 You don't know what you're talking about. 40 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,660 Yes, I do. 41 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,480 You just want to meet your mom. 42 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:05,360 That's because I'm right. I know basketball. 43 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:10,540 Yeah, well, so do I. I follow the games. I read the stats. And I'm telling you, 44 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,260 Dennis Rodman plays better with purple hair. 45 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:18,000 Hey, fellas, how's it going, huh? Hey, how was the game? 46 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,440 Cool. Bulls in overtime. 47 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:20,740 I won. 48 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:25,430 But you know what? The players always tip a little better when they win. You 49 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:26,429 know what I'm saying? 50 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:29,010 You mean the Bulls players come here? 51 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,170 Oh, sure, man. The whole place gets packed. 52 00:03:31,450 --> 00:03:34,390 So if you guys want to meet them, you better hurry inside and beat the crowd. 53 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,410 Check it out. 54 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:38,410 What do you think? 55 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:40,270 Don't ask me to think. It hurts. 56 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,850 I know. 57 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,150 We can't go in there. 58 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,320 It's a bar, a tavern, a pub, a lounge, a saloon. 59 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,860 So? So, we're not old enough to drink. 60 00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:59,700 We're not old enough to drink. 61 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,880 So let's just go inside, check the place out, starve some free peanuts and score 62 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,360 a few autographs. No way. Not me. Not gonna do. 63 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:11,720 All right, fine. 64 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,100 Oh, wait. 65 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,579 Now, you guys have a choice. 66 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:23,030 You can either come with me and feel good about yourselves, or you can put 67 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:26,590 souls in moral jeopardy and walk into that devil's playground. 68 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:30,890 See ya. 69 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:37,130 All right, fellas, welcome to the Ace High, huh? Got your favorite seat 70 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:39,670 right here. Go have a seat. Two kings, looking good. 71 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:43,050 All right, if there's anything I can get you, just let me know. All right? 72 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:47,150 We got the best seats in the house, Waldo. 73 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:49,370 That's because the house is empty. 74 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,730 Look, Eddie, I came in here to meet basketball players. 75 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:57,630 And if they're not going to show up, I'm going to need another reason to stay. 76 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:03,910 Hi, guys. 77 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:08,670 I can give you two reasons. 78 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,270 Well, hello there, precious. 79 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:19,590 My name is Eddie Winslow, but you can call me anytime you want. 80 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,210 And you can call me Yvette. 81 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:25,390 Ooh, Yvette. 82 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:29,290 I'm Chandra. What's your name, handsome? 83 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:30,610 No, it's Waldo. 84 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,870 Waldo, Geraldo, Waldo. And I already have a girlfriend. 85 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:36,330 Her name's Maxine. 86 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:38,590 Oh, well, is she nice? 87 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:40,130 Oh, she's a sweetie pie. 88 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:43,090 But if she saw us together, she'd rip off your arm and beat me with it. 89 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,840 Something to drink? Well, I am a little thirsty. 90 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:59,200 Tell you what, my man. Bring the lady whatever she wants, and I'll have a 91 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,200 ale. 92 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,420 I'd love some champagne because the bubbles tickle my nose. 93 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,860 My turn next. 94 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,320 And for you? 95 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,080 I have some water and plenty of free peanuts. 96 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,140 So, Yvette, tell me about you. 97 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:25,870 I'm much more interested in you. Oh, my life is an open book, baby. Just let 98 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,050 your fingers do the walking. 99 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,190 Yeah. 100 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,270 All right, then. Thank you. 101 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,930 A toast to... 102 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,480 chance meetings, and love at first sight. 103 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,640 To warm, exciting moments between strangers in the night. 104 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,800 I see London, I see France, I see your best underpants. 105 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,440 Would you like to buy a rose for the lady? 106 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:15,320 Certainly. In fact, a woman this beautiful deserves two roses. 107 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,150 And another rose. 108 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,410 Well, thank you, Eddie. 109 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:35,630 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go use the little girl's room. All righty. 110 00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:40,250 Be gone too long. All right. 111 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:46,950 Eddie, I don't think the Bulls players are coming in here. Who cares? 112 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:49,450 I'll make it out like a bandit with Yvette. 113 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:51,450 So get her number and call her. 114 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:52,690 I got to get home. 115 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,520 All right. 116 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,080 Excuse me, bro. Can I have the check, please? 117 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,320 Sure. 118 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,520 $500? 119 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:09,540 Is there a problem? You bet there's a problem. 120 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,280 $500? 121 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,400 For a bottle of champagne and two roses? Oh, two roses? 122 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,680 That'll be $550. 123 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,340 finest champagne and the freshest roses. 124 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:43,000 This is ridiculous. I demand to see the owner. 125 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,200 Very well. 126 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,580 You know, Waldo, I think we're being scammed here. 127 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:54,940 Now, I told you we should have left a long time ago, but did you listen to me? 128 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,080 No. 129 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,240 The place is empty. Let's just peel out of here. 130 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I'm Frank. I happen to be the owner of this establishment. 131 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,740 I'm told you have a complaint. 132 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:27,180 That's right. You're trying to rip us off and we're not paying. 133 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,660 I see. 134 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:32,960 Fellas, tell them what happens when customers don't pay their bills. 135 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,640 Bodily damage. 136 00:09:39,569 --> 00:09:41,130 Well, I have an idea. 137 00:09:41,810 --> 00:09:46,270 What if we both leave and save up our money and come back and pay off our bill 138 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:47,950 in, say, six months? 139 00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:50,850 I have an even better idea. 140 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:56,250 What if just one of you leaves, gets me my money, and pays off the bill in, say, 141 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:57,710 now? 142 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,550 That could work. 143 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:10,110 Look, Waldo, this whole... thing is my fault. I got us into this mess. 144 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,690 I'll come back for you as soon as I can, alright? 145 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,650 Thanks, Eddie. Hey! 146 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:18,030 Nice try. 147 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:20,090 Okay, you go. 148 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:21,490 Where am I gonna get the money? 149 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,610 Well, go to my dad. 150 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:28,550 Tell him we were on our way home from the game and my car broke down on the 151 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:31,810 expressway and we weren't near a phone and we need the money to fix it. 152 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,150 Got it? Got it. 153 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:37,290 Then whatever you do, Don't tell them what really happened. 154 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,630 Don't worry. Wild porcupines couldn't drag it out of me. 155 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:56,410 Amara, my face is tingling. 156 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:59,770 Ah, that means the Monk House Miracle Mask is working. 157 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,429 Time's up. 158 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,470 Let's take a gander at your zit -free face. 159 00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:24,350 You're a cult, are you kidding? 160 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:17,050 Look at this from different angles. Let's see here. Oh, I see what's going 161 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:24,810 What are 162 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,050 the ingredients? 163 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,490 Avocado, honey, lemon, baking soda, eggs, and milk. 164 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,110 second shelf in the fridge. 165 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:54,790 Well, what's the matter? 166 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,370 That wasn't milk. 167 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,430 That was super glue. 168 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:06,750 Geez, 169 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:11,430 Daddy, if you had just labeled that bottle properly, this would have never 170 00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:15,130 happened. Oh, but sweet feet, I do believe you could have been a little 171 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:16,210 conscious in your preparation. 172 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,260 jerk should get this baby right off your face. 173 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,580 I hope so, because two simple jerks got it on my face. 174 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,700 Drama queen, drama queen. 175 00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:20,210 Can I do this answer? 176 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,960 You got, you got, you got ready? 177 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080 All right. 178 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,280 All right. 179 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,619 And could no longer sustain ignition. 180 00:17:06,579 --> 00:17:07,579 Dragged her left. 181 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:11,880 But we were not near a phone and found ourselves in a bewildering predicament. 182 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:18,000 Thesley, your son Edward requested that I borrow $500 in American currency from 183 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 you. 184 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,200 His father. 185 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,920 Carl Winslow. 186 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,590 Edward come instead of you, Waldo? 187 00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:32,890 All right, I lied. 188 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,830 Nothing happened with the car. 189 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:40,530 Eddie got scammed by some cheap movie in a bar. Now, please, I can't take this 190 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:41,530 constant grilling. 191 00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:50,690 Well, where is he, Waldo? The H -High Lounge. And for God's sake, leave me 192 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,770 alone. I don't know anymore. 193 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,450 That's a stupid boy. 194 00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:11,260 Frank, if my friend can't get the money, what happens to me? 195 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:16,220 You ever hear the expression, it cost me an arm and a leg? 196 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,960 Well, hello there, big spender. Dad! 197 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:38,790 Can I help you? 198 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,490 I'm Carl Winslow. I'm this young man's father. 199 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:45,350 Oh, well, sorry you had to come all the way down here. 200 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,890 I'm afraid your son is a man about town with a wallet that's just about empty. 201 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:54,190 Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to see my son's bill. 202 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,970 $450 for a bottle of champagne? 203 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,070 Edward, were you drinking? 204 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:07,709 No, Dad. 205 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:08,750 I bought it for her. 206 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,930 Well, at least you had a good excuse. 207 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,050 Then I had no idea it cost that much. 208 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,750 Well, I guess all you had to do was ask. 209 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,150 Learned a valuable lesson, huh? 210 00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,410 A hundred dollars for two roses? 211 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:35,230 You know, I landscaped our whole backyard for less than that. 212 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:39,090 Well, he's young. Just chalk it up to experience. 213 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:45,310 Well, you know I would if I didn't think that you were trying to take advantage 214 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,310 of him. 215 00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:48,410 Listen, pal. 216 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:50,970 Your son owes me $550. 217 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,450 If he doesn't pay it, I'll have him arrested. 218 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,710 You want a wine? 219 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,230 Tell it to the judge. 220 00:19:57,590 --> 00:20:04,390 Well, you... You want a... Um... You know, 221 00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:05,430 pal, 222 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:08,630 Misleading people and extorting money is a felony. 223 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:14,950 Plus, Edward and his friend are under 21 and by law aren't allowed in here in 224 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:15,949 the first place. 225 00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:16,950 Oh, yeah? 226 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,230 What makes you such a big expert? 227 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:24,510 This. 228 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:28,490 I'm Lieutenant Carl Winslow, Chicago PD. 229 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:31,730 You're not doing well. 230 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,140 Now, wait a minute. You should have told me you were a cop. 231 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,460 Well, all you had to do was ask. 232 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:45,200 Well, now I guess you learned a valuable lesson. Okay, now wait a minute. I 233 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,920 think this is one big misunderstanding. 234 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,420 Well, I guess you can chalk it up to experience. 235 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:55,380 Come on. 236 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,180 This isn't fair. 237 00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,379 You want a wine? 238 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,380 Tell it to the judge. 17017