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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:15,780 that ten bucks I loaned you. 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Right now. 3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,060 Ah, shoot. I left my wallet in my other pants. 4 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,460 Now, that old excuse. 5 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,100 No problem, Bob. 6 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,060 to get my good pair dirty. 7 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:07,660 Duh. 8 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:14,760 Here, Waldo. Take this $10 and buy yourself a clue. 9 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:36,600 Well, he just wants me to take some special training to increase my agility 10 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,600 flexibility. 11 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,180 That's all. No big deal. Let's move on. 12 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:42,220 Wait. 13 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:43,840 What kind of training? 14 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,920 Just some stuff. 15 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:47,180 No big deal. 16 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:51,680 Let's move on. Oh, come on, Eddie. They're your friends. They'll 17 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,780 See, Eddie's coach wants him to take ballet lessons. 18 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:18,930 Really, tutu. 19 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:23,110 Dance with me at all. 20 00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:26,750 All right, knock it off. 21 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:30,770 Look, a lot of top professional athletes have taken ballet to improve their 22 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:33,350 moves. You know, he's right. Peggy Fleming. 23 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:34,610 Mary Lee Brayton. 24 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,050 Lojo. Richard Simmons. 25 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:39,750 Listen, 26 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:41,989 I got an idea. 27 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:44,850 What? Well, why don't I take the class with you? I mean, I took ballet for 28 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,650 years, and I'd love to get back into it again. 29 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:50,490 Oh. Well, I would feel more comfortable if you were there. 30 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:52,210 Great. 31 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:57,030 So you get the training you need, and I'll get to see you in tights. 32 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 It's skating. 33 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:37,940 That's so sweet. 34 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,420 Hey, you want some hot chocolate? 35 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:41,480 I got a better way to warm up. 36 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,720 Oh, what's that? 37 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:48,380 Oh, Curtis. 38 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:49,700 What's wrong? 39 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,740 Well, my grandmother's coming over to borrow my skis, and I don't want her to 40 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:53,619 catch us kissing. 41 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,280 Well, won't we hear her when she's coming? 42 00:03:55,680 --> 00:04:01,140 Baby, once I start on your lips, I ain't stopping. All right, the rain check? 43 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,000 I'll go get that hot chocolate sign. 44 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:04,230 I'll miss you. 45 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,450 Hi. 46 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:21,769 Hi. 47 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,570 Who the heck are you? 48 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,090 I'm Curtis Williams. 49 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:28,810 Laura and I went ice skating. 50 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:30,190 Oh! 51 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:34,819 Ain't gone for instant. 52 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:37,100 Oh, there's no hurry. I was just talking to your grandma. 53 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,120 Excuse me. 54 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,160 Oh, Lord, you gonna die. 55 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,120 Grandma? 56 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:59,080 Uh, Curtis, that's not my grandmother. That's my mother. 57 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,900 Oh, Lord, I'm gonna die. 58 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,600 Let's go in the kitchen and get out of this room. 59 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,920 Harriet! 60 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:23,420 Sweetheart, I can't find my lucky toothbrush. 61 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,340 It fell in the toilet. 62 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,500 Guess it isn't lucky anymore. 63 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:40,670 Just met Laura's boyfriend. 64 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:44,730 Yeah? He thought I was her grandmother. 65 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:47,350 Ouch. 66 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:50,810 Carl, do I really look that old? 67 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:52,830 Oh, don't be silly. 68 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:55,390 No, really. Am I an old bag? 69 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:56,970 Paper or plastic? 70 00:05:58,570 --> 00:05:59,690 Carl, I'm serious. 71 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:06,750 Harry, don't overreact to some thoughtless remark by some goofy kid. 72 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:11,360 Sweetheart. When I look at you, the last word I think about is old. 73 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:13,380 Oh, 74 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,720 what do you know? 75 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,520 You're even older than me. 76 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,350 makes my heart go conchy -a -cone. 77 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,210 His class is giving a recital this Saturday. 78 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:34,810 The whole family's gonna go watch him and Greta do a scene from Swan Lake. 79 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:36,370 A Greta? 80 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:40,030 He's doing the part he do with that sleep -around suit? 81 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:44,930 Oh, well, that just won't do. 82 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,280 this between me and that northern strumpet? 83 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:10,060 Well, I shall carefully deploy all my bodacious battlements and I'll flank 84 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:11,060 bony... 85 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:09,270 You've been shopping. 86 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:14,550 Well, you know, Carl, I was feeling a little daddy, so I decided to give 87 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,550 a makeover. 88 00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:17,410 Nobody's going to call me Grandma now. 89 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:20,370 No, no, no, no argument there, huh? 90 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:22,910 So, what do you think? 91 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:30,190 Well... Carl, I know... 92 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:36,290 Well, Harriet, you... You look... You... 93 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,580 You look, uh, you, you, that's a look, right? 94 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,640 Isn't that a look, Laura? Look at that. 95 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,380 Well, just wait until you see what else I got. 96 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:48,580 Oh, gosh, Daddy, that's Laura. Oh, I heard. 97 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:52,740 Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. Oh, don't worry, Mom, because I can't 98 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:53,740 move. 99 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,980 Laura, the next time you have a boyfriend over, show him the family 100 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,540 okay? But, Dad, what are we going to do? Mom's dressed like Courtney Love. 101 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:07,630 Well, she's still down in the dumps about this. age saying so. 102 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:11,030 Well, let's just be supportive while she works through this. 103 00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:12,870 All right. 104 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:16,290 But if she goes to Daytona for spring break, I'm speaking up. 105 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,680 We're late. I thought you said it wouldn't start until 8 .30. 106 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,660 Well, I'd much rather take us wrong. 107 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,780 Harriet. 108 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,560 Good Lord. 109 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,700 What have you done to yourself? 110 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,760 Because you look great. 111 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:35,690 And now, our two newest students, Greta McClure and Edward Winslow. 112 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,440 you want, Myrtle. 113 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:09,260 Am I to gather from the expression on your face that you're displeased with my 114 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,260 behavior? 115 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,920 No, I'm not displeased. I'm furious! 116 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,800 What did you do with Greta? 117 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:20,400 Well, she accidentally got chained to the sink. 118 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,710 is my girlfriend, not you. 119 00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:38,050 And in fact, there is absolutely no way that you and I will ever be together. 120 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,510 Oh, stop saying that, Eddie. Why, over time, love can bloom. 121 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,880 interfering in your life. 122 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,720 Never again will I darken your door. 123 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:28,760 I shall... I shall return to Urkel Oaks to live a sequestered life among the 124 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760 daffodils. 125 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,980 Perhaps I'll join a nunnery or just work for the DMV. 126 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,180 No, no, no. 127 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,860 We're just being honest. 128 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,280 Well, if you just relax a little and stop pushing so hard... No. 129 00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,750 and donate them to a shelter for Madonna wannabes. 130 00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,270 Well, why the sudden change? 131 00:18:55,610 --> 00:19:01,350 Well, Carl, when we went to the recital tonight, we got a lot of strange looks 132 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,350 from people. 133 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:07,270 And then when we were leaving, I think two teenage girls made fun of me. 134 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,150 How do you know? 135 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,890 Well, a pointing and laughing kind of tipped me off. 136 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:22,030 boyfriend and he thought I was a grandmother, it made me crazy. 137 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:25,510 I guess I thought if I dressed younger, I'd feel younger. 138 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,430 Sweetheart, sit down. 139 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,270 Take a look at my mama. 140 00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:38,890 She is the youngest 86 -year -old on this earth. 141 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:42,650 Sweetheart, age is just a state of mind. 142 00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:44,870 I realize that now. 143 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,610 I'm not old unless I think I'm old. 144 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,020 Well, anyway, I'm out of the MTV generation now. 145 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,280 Going back to the home shopping channel. 146 00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,260 Well, welcome back. 147 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:06,100 And, honey, thank you for not saying, Harriet, you look like a fool. 148 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,640 Well, I knew you'd work this out for yourself. 149 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,560 You didn't need my input. 150 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,500 I appreciate that. 151 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,580 Tell you what. 152 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,650 Come on upstairs. Let me thank you properly. 153 00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:24,990 Okay, but one thing. 154 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,630 What? Will you wear the wig? I like the wig. 10747