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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:04,689 Thank you. 2 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,640 It's no biggie. 3 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,540 No biggie? Well, where are you going? 4 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:40,760 Oh, you'll see. 5 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:44,300 Gee, you're taking this like a prince. 6 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,640 Mm -hmm. 7 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,640 You're being sweeter than Kathy Lee Gifford sucking sugar cubes. 8 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,100 Yeah. 9 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:55,900 Why aren't you screaming at me? 10 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:00,680 Well, Steve, I finally realized that you're an accident waiting to happen. 11 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,660 So I figured out a stress -free way of dealing with you. 12 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,120 Well, what is it? 13 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:11,860 Backup furniture. 14 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:22,640 Now, let's see. What was it that you broke? A coffee table, a lamp. 15 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,440 Oh, yes, and a gold vase. 16 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,280 I broke one of these upstairs. 17 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:51,670 Look what you did. 18 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:39,190 have friends over. 19 00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:44,130 I'm quite aware of that oppressive rule, thank you. 20 00:02:45,690 --> 00:02:49,470 In fact, when Max was over yesterday, I skipped my elbow trying to climb out the 21 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,470 bedroom window. 22 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:52,970 Oh, what a shame. 23 00:02:54,270 --> 00:02:55,370 Want to see the scabs? 24 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:58,370 What do you want? 25 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:02,570 I'm starting to get the snipples, and I can't find any vitamin C anywhere to 26 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:03,570 scare away Mr. Mucus. 27 00:03:04,990 --> 00:03:08,580 Here, you can take some of my Just as long as it's on your way out. 28 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,120 Oh, I'm forever in your debt, my pet. 29 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,340 Why, my nasal cavities will forever remain in your honor. 30 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,780 I'm fine. I need some more. Oh, yes, you can help yourself, uncle. 31 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,560 Oh, you're probably cranky because you're getting a big old zit on your 32 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,520 You're too short. 33 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,540 You're distracting boys on both teams. 34 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:10,940 I am? 35 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,600 I mean, I am. 36 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,800 I'll let him out. Thank you. 37 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:22,300 Laura, I'm afraid the next time we do the Muskrat victory pyramid, you will no 38 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:23,300 longer... 39 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:04,950 garage this weekend. 40 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:10,610 I haven't forgotten, but it sure would be nice if someone would volunteer to 41 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,610 help. 42 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,490 I'll help you, big guy. 43 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:21,370 Well, thanks, Steve, but I'm sure that I will have plenty of help. 44 00:05:22,470 --> 00:05:23,470 Any more potatoes? 45 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:28,370 Eddie, your father is talking to you. 46 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,110 Oh. 47 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,650 Well, what is it, Dad? 48 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:34,230 I need your help this Saturday afternoon. 49 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:37,950 Oh, I can't. I promised Greta I'd help her dad do something. 50 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:40,730 What? Just put up some shelves. 51 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,350 But big guy, I'm free. 52 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:49,370 I can spend the whole day with you. Isn't that great? 53 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:51,090 Yippee. 54 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,430 Laura, why aren't you eating? 55 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:57,170 I'm on a strict diet and I'm sticking to it. 56 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:58,910 Connie, you gotta eat more. 57 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:01,770 Starving yourself to death is not a healthy, wetty diet. 58 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:07,510 What's wrong? 59 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:11,890 Your pork chop is shaped exactly like West Virginia. 60 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,450 Oh, my goodness. 61 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:18,290 What? 62 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:23,830 My mashed potatoes are shaped exactly like the state of Maryland. 63 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:29,450 Dwight, if you trade pork chops with me, I'll have bordering states. 64 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,030 Happy now? 65 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:40,790 Wait a minute. 66 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,690 Your dinner roll looks a lot like Delaware. 67 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:50,210 Now, you treat your dinner roll with me. Always! 68 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,040 Get up, girl. We're doing it again. Again? 69 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,180 Why do I have to exercise? Nobody called me fat. 70 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:27,760 Because you're my best friend and you're obligated by law to suffer with me. 71 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,620 Laura, this obsession with you to lose weight has gotten out of hand. Carl, I'm 72 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,620 not obsessed. 73 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:38,880 Half a pound? What do I have to do to lose some weight around here? Cut off a 74 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:39,880 stinking foot? 75 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,080 Hey, girl, did you bring? Yeah, here you go. 76 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,259 What's that? 77 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,420 Now, don't take more than one at a time or you'll race through your day and warp 78 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:53,420 dry. All right. 79 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580 What is that? 80 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,720 Don't worry about it, Mac. 81 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,740 Are you sure these things work? 82 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,460 Are you kidding? My cousin just told us she went from Nick Carter to Naomi 83 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,640 Campbell in three months. 84 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:07,140 And your cousin just gave them to you? Nah, girl, she traded me for a box of 85 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:08,140 Ding Dongs. 86 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:11,540 That girl's got no willpower. I'll see y 'all later. 87 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Bye. 88 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,620 Laura, what are you doing? 89 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,360 Girl, starving myself and exercising isn't working, so I'm going to take diet 90 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,360 pills. 91 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,820 Laura, are you insane? Diet pills have stimulants in them. Well, so people get 92 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:38,820 addicted to that stuff. 93 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:43,330 Maxine, people who don't know what they're doing might get addicted, not 94 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,550 my God, you sound like an after -school special. 95 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:49,690 Will you relax? I'm just going to take enough to lose 5 pounds or so, and then 96 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:50,349 I'll stop. 97 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:52,710 Well, this is so crazy. You don't need to lose any weight. 98 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:54,070 Maxine, you heard Monica. 99 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:55,330 I'm too fat for the pyramid. 100 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:58,650 Laura, I just think that maybe... Will you drop it? It's not a big deal, okay? 101 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,550 Well, if it's not a big deal, then why are you hiding them in your vitamin 102 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,310 bottle? I'm not hiding anything. 103 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:04,810 Laura! 104 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:07,830 Hi, Mrs. Winslow. 105 00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:09,590 Sweetheart, can you help me put the grocery away? 106 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:10,910 Yeah, Ma, I'll be right there. 107 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,070 Laura, 108 00:09:14,570 --> 00:09:15,890 I just hope you know what you're doing. 109 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,170 Don't worry, Max, I do. 110 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:27,410 Oh, hi, Max. Hi, Mr. Winslow. Hey, listen, is Steve up yet? 111 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:29,010 I haven't seen him. Oh, good. 112 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:30,290 Bye -bye. Bye. 113 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:33,110 Oh, hi, big guy. 114 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:39,520 Morning, Steve. I thought you'd be sleeping in this morning. 115 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,440 You know, I almost did. 116 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,480 Somehow my alarm clock got unplugged. You don't say. 117 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,460 Lucky for me, I've got a cuckoo clock in my brain. 118 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,040 Or I would have missed out on our little shelf project. 119 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:56,080 Well, you know, Steve, you really don't have to help me. I'm sure you'd rather 120 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,840 be dissecting bugs or something. 121 00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,520 How will you stop it, you silly goose? 122 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:07,480 Well, I love the industrial arts. Why, this summer, I helped my father build a 123 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,319 picnic table. 124 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,320 Did you? 125 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,379 Oh, yeah. 126 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:14,140 Of course, our project came to an abrupt halt when I accidentally dropped a belt 127 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,140 sander down his pants. 128 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,540 What did he say? 129 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,220 Well, he said... I 130 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:27,840 don't want to hear this. 131 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,800 Oh, bless you. 132 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,240 Bless you. 133 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:40,160 You go ahead, big guy. I need to refuel on vitamin C. 134 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,520 Take your time. 135 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,920 Here we go. 136 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,400 Hey, Charmy? 137 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,460 before we get started. 138 00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:56,580 Well, 139 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,340 okay, here's the plan. 140 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:05,940 I'm going to work on this side of the garage, and you're going to work over on 141 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:06,940 that side of the garage. 142 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,380 That way, I won't be near you, and I might survive. 143 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:17,800 Okay, now, the first thing that we have to do is measure and cut the wood. 144 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,590 Steve. 145 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,410 Steve. Steve. 146 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:29,970 Be still. 147 00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:35,870 What's wrong with you? Oh, nothing. I'm just ready to go. So let's go. Go, go, 148 00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:37,070 go, go, go, go. 149 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:42,870 Okay. Now, each shelf should be 36 inches long. 150 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:44,590 36 inches long. 151 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,270 I got stuck. 152 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,410 Measure and cut the wood. Steve. Measure and cut the wood. Steve. Measure and 153 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:55,410 cut the wood. 154 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,270 Hi, 155 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,209 big guy. 156 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:06,190 Hey, after this, let's wash the cars, write some songs, paint the kitchen, and 157 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,190 build a treehouse. 158 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,170 Let's just put up the shelves, okay? 159 00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:12,870 Okay, don't keep them, okay? Uh -huh. 160 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:09,960 Yep, me too. 161 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,180 What's wrong? 162 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,540 This is the worst carpentry I've ever seen in my life. 163 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,680 You're just sore because I beat you. 164 00:16:19,719 --> 00:16:21,480 Look what you did. 165 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,219 Are you okay? 166 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,200 Oh, I'm fine. Never been better. 167 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:58,160 I can't get rid of this cold, though. 168 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,100 Oh, Steve, no. 169 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,360 Hey, what's up, Laura? 170 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,180 You said I could help myself. 171 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:08,660 Yeah, well, I changed my mind because, you know, you shouldn't take these. 172 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:13,599 You know, because, you know, too much vitamin C is, you know, bad for you. 173 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:54,510 What? Steve's acting like this because they have stimulants in them. 174 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:07,560 case, I think I better take you down to the hospital and let them look you over. 175 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,280 Hospital? Good idea. 176 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,220 I'd rather have you go out the forest. 177 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:25,380 Laura, how long have you been taking diet pills? Ma, I just got them. I 178 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380 taken any, I swear. 179 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,680 But I was gonna take them. 180 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,020 What are you up to now, sidekick? 181 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,580 Well, you know what I mean. 182 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:42,900 I just wanted to lose a couple pounds. 183 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,020 Honey. 184 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,800 First of all, this is not the way to do it. 185 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,020 And second, what made you think that you needed to lose weight all of a sudden? 186 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,660 Well, the captain of the cheerleading squad said I was too heavy to be on top 187 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,660 the pyramid anymore. 188 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,920 Ah, I see. 189 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,840 You know, Laura, when I was in high school, I made good grades. 190 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960 I thought I was pretty smart. 191 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,300 But one day in English class, Jimmy Thompson called me stupid. 192 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,180 And you know, I believed him. 193 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,540 Really? Yeah. 194 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,240 I actually flunked the next test. 195 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,420 Well, Ma, you're not stupid. 196 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,360 And you're not fat. 197 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:29,040 Laura, sometimes people say things about us that aren't true. 198 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:33,480 But we can't let what people say control the way we live our lives. 199 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:43,150 Let's get to what's really important. 200 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,790 How do you think you look? 201 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,210 I look okay. 202 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:51,870 Just okay? 203 00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,490 Pretty good, I guess. 204 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,170 Pretty good? 205 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,810 All right, you got me, Mom. I'm a babe, okay? 206 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,830 That's my girl. 14601