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Order is ready. Number 46.

And, Laura, you thought you needed a date to have fun.

What was I thinking?

Uh -oh.

It's high -octane trouble.

Ooh, Curtis Williams.

He's good -looking trouble.

Oh, please.

My Curtis Williams is a street racer. A daredevil thug who blatantly disobeys

the posted speed laws.

Oh, and I've seen him litter, too.

Curtis, you're the best. You're the boss.

A number one. Fact.

The cream.

Aces, man. That's what you are.

And super -smashing stone -cold wicked.

That's better. You can buy me an ice cream.

Thank you.

Don't even notice me, but I gotta be subtle.

Woo -hoo! Kindness over here, baby!

Hey, hey.

How is the prettiest girl at Vanderbilt High?

I'm racing Saturday, and I would love for your beautiful face to be the first

thing I see when I win.

So you want to ride shotgun with me?

No,

you can't do that. Why? It's too dangerous.

Thanks for the offer, Curtis, but I don't think so.

What are you, nuts?

This is Curtis Williams, the Sultan of Speed, the Prince of the Pavement, the

King of... Go ahead.

It's her choice or loss.

Number 47.

Your order is ready. What do you say, Curtis?

Why don't you make like a banana and split?

Mara's not interested in you. You're spinning your wheels.

Oh, really?

Hey, fellas.

Actually, I was... Oh, cool.

Bobby Pritchard.

But my friends call me Bob.

I can see why.

I call Winslow, and my friends call me before they come over.

Before they come over? What kind of sorry nickname is that?

Eddie, I thought you were going to watch the game over at Waldo's house.

We were, but my mom was watching her new Get Tough Weight Loss video.

It's called Eat Less and Exercise, you big fat pig.

Yeah, well, I don't have no weight problem, but that's a great -looking

sandwich.

Any more where that came from?

Why don't you just take mine?

Oh, thanks, man.

He'll love Bunny Home.

No, but Steve's here.

Uh, oh, why are you dressed like that?

Like what?

Oh, say, the wooden footwear.

Oh, well, my Stevie asked me out to dinner, and we decided to go duck.

but I can't concentrate.

I got other things on my mind.

Ooh, tell me. It's been ages since our last hen session.

Uh, Myra, we never had a hen session.

Then let's get clucking.

Well, I do want some feedback, and you're the only one here, so... Dish it,

girlfriend.

Curtis Williams keeps asking me to ride with him in the race this Saturday.

Laura, listen to me.

Curtis is trouble.

With a capital Ubble.

That's just it. I mean, I know he's bad, but he does it so good.

But Curtis is not your style. He's daring, dangerous.

He tweaks the devil's nose.

And I'm? A goody two -shoes.

Well, not anymore. I'm riding with Curtis.

But don't tell anyone.

My lips are sealed.

Who says it has to?

Wake everybody up.

I'm sorry. Okay, look. What you got to eat?

I don't know.

Let's check it out. I'm hungry.

Oh, man, look at this.

Jell -O, fruit, cottage cheese.

Man, this is old people food.

Gentlemen, we have achieved snackage. I give you...

and I didn't study.

I'm sorry, Dad. We just accidentally knocked over some stuff. We cleaned it

Classic robe, Mr. Winslow.

Very much in vogue.

Well, thank you for the early morning fashion critique.

Now beat it.

Sorry, Mr. Winslow. He can't leave without me, because I drove.

Couldn't you both leave at the same time, Waldo?

Is that a trick question?

Waldo, Bobby, maybe you guys should boogie.

Okay.

See ya.

a baby upstairs until you, Waldo, and Bathrobe Boy woke me up.

Dad, we were just scrounging for some food.

Lighten up.

Edward, three o 'clock in the morning is not the appropriate time to bring your

friends over here to eat me out of house at home.

Dad, when I had my own place, I had friends coming and going whenever I

Newsflash, you're not in your place anymore.

Oh, I get it.

man because what i think you're trying to do is take over this house what dad i

chip in here i mean i help out doesn't my 10 bucks a month count for anything

first of all you're two months behind

second of all no you always do this

dad you always treat me like a little kid in case you've forgotten i'm in

then, son, you should be smart enough to show some respect.

And that's exactly what you will do as long as you're under my roof.

Well, that's fine.

I guess in that case, I just might have to find a new roof.

the circus.

Yeah, and here comes the clown.

Zip it.

I'm worried with you, Williams.

What do you want, Purple?

I want your assurance that you won't let Laura ride in your car this Saturday.

Now, why in the world would I do that? Yeah, why would you do that?

Because drag racing is dangerous, and I don't want Laura to get hurt.

Pardon me while I scoff.

Scoffing!

and I never crash. So there.

Very well.

You leave me no choice.

I hereby challenge you to a drag race.

What?

you drive a golf cart with windows. I can beat it on foot.

Okay. Then prove it.

If I win, Warren never sets foot in your car.

And if I win?

Well, you get my eyes out.

What? I don't want that piece of junk.

a chance. Your car can't do zero to 60 in a weekend.

How you doing, Carl? Oh, just fine, sweetheart.

Lock it in.

Hold it. Wait a moment.

Hold that off.

Yeah, baby.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Sweetheart, we've got to stop.

Our son is here.

Hi, Edward.

Do you mind if I talk to Dad alone for a second?

Okay, but after you finish your talk, we're going to finish our workout. Oh,

yeah. And this time, no goofing off. No, no, no.

Hey,

what's on your mind, son?

Well, Dad, after our talk the other night, I went apartment hunting.

Can't wait to get out on your own, huh?

Well, that was the plan, but it seems like the only apartment I could afford

a shower curtain for a front door.

Well, it's tough out there.

So, let me guess.

You want to borrow some money?

No.

Actually, I want to give you some.

Just a second. I think the exercising has affected my hearing.

Did I hear you say you want to give me money?

Yeah. Dad, I thought we could compromise.

Look, what if I gave you $250 a month for rent?

Oh, I like where this is going.

Will you cut me a little slack on staying out late and bringing my friends

Oh, Edward, Edward, Edward.

This thing is not about money.

It's about being responsible, son. About acting like an adult.

I know, Dad.

And that's why I'm offering to put a little of the financial weight around

Well, that's commendable, and I respect that.

And in the spirit of compromise, I'll accept $100 a month from you, okay?

Cool. And in that same spirit, I guess I can call when I'm going to be a little

late and be more considerate about what time I bring my friends over. Well, that

sounds fair.

Deal? It's a deal.

All right, Dad.

Carl, we've got to finish our workout. You guys done with the talk yet?

Uh, uh, no, sweetheart. We still have a few issues to discuss.

Baskin -Robbins? Ooh.

I'll try.

The rims, Kevin. I want the rims to shine, all right?

There you go.

Let's go, Williams. You're up next.

Hey, man, I'm ready. But my opponent's a no -show. Well, if he's not here in

five minutes, you win by forking.

Curtis, my man, you can win when you don't race.

I don't know, man.

Urkel's up to something. And nobody's seen him or his car in five days. Relax,

champ. Ten to one, he's still at home looking for the wind -up key.

Isetta Rocketta.

That's what I said.

Good. We can race now. The nerd's here.

Forget it. This thing is an embarrassment.

no dash. All flash and no dash.

Go get a life, echo boy.

Look at my Stevie. He cuts such a dash.

Think I have time to give him a hickey?

If Steve hadn't meddled in my love life, I'd be riding in Curtis's car right

now.

Well, excuse me, missy, but my Stevie could care less about your love life.

He thinks of you as a friend.

Oh, please, Steve gets jealous of every guy I meet.

Oh, no, not anymore, girlfriend.

Not since this cowgirl rode into town.

I'll have you know Steve bet his car and $500 just to keep you from riding.

He did?

Yes, and more importantly, he's out there risking his life to protect you.

Well, I didn't know that. Well, now you do.

Is he okay?

Curtis, you said that when you race, no one ever gets hurt.

Correction? I said I never get hurt.

That could have been your car that crashed, and I could have been with you.

Yeah, but you weren't.

That's right, thanks to Steve.

Steve, I realize now that I was crazy to want to ride with Curtis.

I'm very lucky to have a friend like you watching out for me.