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No, honey, we were just reading.

Lip reading.

What's up?

You probably don't remember, but I told you about the Midwest Cheerleading

Championships in Omaha.

And it's coming up this weekend, so can I go?

You can go. Oh, Dad, come on, man. I'm not a baby anymore. What did you say?

You can go.

I can go?

As in, I can go.

Sweetheart. Your mom and I talked about this, and we decided that you were old

enough and mature enough to be trusted.

Thanks, you guys. You guys are the best. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

And I thought she'd be happy.

You know, Carl, I was just thinking.

This weekend, Laura's going to be in Omaha.

Richie's sleeping over at Lil' G's.

Eddie's got his own apartment now.

Yeah, you're right. We're going to be all alone.

Yeah?

Know what that means?

Mm -hmm. We can go bowling.

I'm just kidding, sweetheart.

It's going to be one of those romantic nights like we had before the kids were

born.

pizza with the sardines.

And look, they're so fresh, they're still moving.

It's so

rare

conditions this day and age.

To read any good news on the newspaper page.

And love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of every scene.

Huh?

There she is.

My cheerleading, hotel staying, plane taking, sightseeing in the bright lights

of Omaha, baby.

Come to say goodbye.

Yeah, just say I didn't go.

I'd like to present you with my lucky birth bag.

I used it 20 times and it just keeps bouncing back from over.

Thanks, that's so thoughtful.

You know what?

It's not just you that's going to Omaha.

Why, you're taking the heart and soul and hopes and dreams of every month

the past and present.

Well, I'll do my best.

Uh -uh.

Allow me to be your one -stop bellhop.

This is gonna be a great weekend. Got your

pom -poms? Packed and ready to go.

Hey, Laura.

Gary?

And here. What are you doing here? I thought I'd help Laura with her luggage.

Oh. luggage, eh?

Well, what if your girlfriend, Heather... I know you were helping Ma

luggage. Heather and I broke up.

What? You what?

We broke up. We broke up.

Well, uh, let's, uh, parallel, mano a mano. You girls just a dish.

Listen, why in heaven's gate would y 'all break up with Heather, man? Like,

she's a real looker, and I'm sure her teeth will straighten out eventually.

Yeah.

What do you care, Steve? You're going steady with Myra.

Thanks for sharing, Steve. See ya.

You got everything?

You wear makeup, Laura?

Sometimes. You don't need to.

Gary's looking good, girl. Yes, and I think he's interested in you.

Really?

Yes, he asked us a million questions about you in the car.

He wants to sit next to you on the plane.

not budging.

Steve, will you stop gasping? You're sucking up all oxygen.

Mama, maybe you want to reconsider this journey. And you know, Oma is prone to

attacks by plagues of vicious locusts.

Sweetheart, you all set to go? Yeah.

We'll miss you. And now you won't. She's decided not to go.

Sweetheart, call us when you get to Omaha.

Okay. I'll take you here.

Omaha's closed for the weekend.

to the cheerleading championship in Omaha, and I'm going to be there,

But mailing yourself?

How else am I supposed to get there, smarty pants?

Well, I know this might sound a little silly, but why not take an airplane?

Too expensive.

How much is the shipping company charging you for this anyway?

50 bucks.

I dropped a few pounds.

Waldo, what about your biological needs?

Hey, leave my sex life out of this.

Okay, then.

Sell me, deal me, and will me.

Get ready for Gary.

Ouch.

Hey,

can I pop on your bed till the runway gets here? Plop your heart out.

Hey, so what's up with you and Gary?

Nothing.

We had a long talk on the plane, and it looks like we got a line coming.

Well, don't commit too soon. This place is jammed with good -looking guys.

Well, I can't imagine finding a more perfect guy than Gary.

Ooh, maybe that's Mr. Perfect.

You mean Gary? No, I mean Richard Simmons. Of course I mean Gary.

Steve, I'm just here for cheerleading. This has nothing to do with romance.

Flowers for Laura Winslow.

Yeah, I see you when I think about it.

What's going on in here?

What are you doing here? This is the women's floor, and you're a man.

Kind of.

Actually, I was helping the little lances fine -tune their routine.

game. You're a professional.

Come on, you.

Here's a good one.

Drifting on a memory.

Ain't no place I'd rather be than with you.

Loving you.

Sing it, handsome.

Oh, stop that.

I was good, huh?

You're not just good.

You're great.

May I have this, Dad?

Well, seeing as how you're the only sexy dude in the house.

Hold that pucker.

Hello. Hi, Cal. It's me, Steve.

I've got the worst possible news.

You're coming home?

No.

Gary sent a lot of flowers.

Oh, my God. Arrest him.

I thought exactly, but Omaha PD said it wasn't a felony.

Steve, are you spying on Laura again?

sweet as a spring breeze.

Oh, he's had a breath of sweet and spring breezy and stuff.

That's what you'll say to your dog after you feed him Benny's biscuits.

Never mind, Carl. False alarm.

Steve, for the last time, I trust Laura.

Now, please, leave her alone.

Better yet, leave me alone.

is soft and shiny your teeth are pearly white

ooh your breath is sweet like a spring

breeze

on here. Boys aren't allowed on this floor. But I thought we were supposed to

to the party together.

Well, we are, but we were supposed to meet there. Well, a true gentleman

picks up his date.

Come on in.

Just for a minute.

You look absolutely gorgeous.

You look very handsome.

Thank you. I wanted to look my best for you. Well, you succeeded, except you're

missing a button.

Well, my heart was pounding so hard at the thought of seeing you that...

I guess it just popped off.

Really?

No, actually, I think it got caught in the door.

I like the first reason better. Do you have the button? Oh, yeah, right here.

I'll sew it back on for you.

Wow, beautiful and domestic.

This thing, this hotel, gives you a free sewing kit.

Yeah, and those little bottles of shampoo, too.

Yeah, and the cream rinse.

I'm getting a bath. I'm there.

I finally got your roll away. Oh, great. Just put it over there.

You know what?

Of all the cheerleaders here, you are the prettiest one.

And of all the bellhops here, you've got the best taste.

You know,

this is kind of nice.

What is?

Us being alone.

I mean, we've never actually been alone.

We're always on the bus or at practice or with the other kids.

You're right. This is kind of nice.

You know, Laura...

I've been wanting you to ask me out for months too.

See we have a lot in common.

She'll lie down for one minute to take a nap, and some overzealous Bill Hopps

just... Steve, you were spying on me.

Well, thank goodness somebody was. Look what's going on here.

Laura was just helping me.

Oh, really?

Well, it looked more like you were helping yourself.

Goodbye, Steve.

No, I'm not coming anywhere.

Steve, you followed me to Omaha, crawled into a rollaway bed, and snuck into my

room.

in Chicago.

And you know who they are. Big Guy and Mrs. Big Guy.

Oh, you remember them, don't you? Yes, but... Now, the only reason why they let

you come on this trip is because they trust you. Why?

They trust you.

And that's it.

Bet you can't do that.

I thought he'd never leave.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Are you sure?

Look, I know Steve Urkel is annoying, but what he said is right, and I'm glad

showed up when he did because I forgot something.

What's that?

My parents trust me, and when they ask me what I did this weekend, I don't want

to have to lie.

But, Laura, we haven't done anything.

And I want to keep it that way.

Look, Gary, I really like you.

But we're alone in a hotel room.

Yeah.

Maybe you're right. Maybe we should take the thing a little slower.

I think that's a good idea.

Laura Winslow, there's a party tonight. And I'd be honored if you'd meet me

there. Why don't you walk me there?

Dear.