Original subtitles

All right, well, 100, uh -huh.

Well, I hope that he just sat off the shot, but he took the three himself.

There were three minutes left. Orlando isn't out of it. In and out.

Bulls trying to inbound the ball. The Magic goes to the full court.

We've got one heck of a game here.

Heck of a game, huh?

Another Chicago Mischief in this game to be headed for O .K., baby.

Speaking of Mischiefs, Bulls had 12 turnovers so far. The Magic is...

You love your son, Edward.

Love Edward, huh?

You're always happy to loan him money.

Some money, huh?

Lots of money.

Lots of money, all right.

I'm sorry I woke you. Oh, that's okay.

You know, son, I've got this strange urge to tell you that I love

you.

Well, I love you too, Dad.

For some reason, I feel like I want to talk about money.

Well, let's talk about it. What's up?

You owe me a hundred bucks.

you wake up, you'll loan him some money.

Amateur.

It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. A loving tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of every

scene.

It's the bigger love of the family.

That's luné. It's French.

Alfred, you have wonderful news.

Take it away, Alfred.

Carl? Henriette? That's Harriet.

That's what I said.

Cupid has finally unleashed his arrow and has hit the bullseye of my heart.

betrothed.

Well, congratulations, Mr. Looney.

That's luné.

It's French.

You must be thrilled. Oh, I am.

It's written all over my face.

So, who's the lucky lady?

Sharon.

What's her last name?

Gee, I don't know.

I'll have to remember to ask her.

Tell him how you met her. Oh, it's so romantic.

Wow. A couple of weeks ago, I was behind her at the supermarket in the 10 items

or less line, and I noticed she had 11 items. So I offered to take her dress

shields.

Then we got to talking, and it turned out we have a lot in common.

Well, do you like the same kind of restaurants?

Restaurants, okay.

Well, let me just say, va -va -va -voom.

Well, have you made any plans?

Oh, yes. I've asked Steve to be my best man.

And I'll be the bestest best man ever.

And, Carl, I'd like you to give me away.

Well, you usually give away the bride.

Oh. Well, then how about you pay for the wedding?

How'd I just be an usher?

Deal.

Cheap, isn't he, Mariette?

That's, uh, Harriet.

That's what I said.

I'm getting married in the morning.

Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime.

Girls come and kiss me.

Sound how you miss me.

But get me to the church.

Get me to the church.

For Pete's sake.

are we going to see Seal, but we've got great seats. Yes, 11th row center.

Gee, I wonder if he'll notice me.

Of course, you'll be sitting next to me.

Well, I'd like to thank you, Seal pups, for inviting me along.

Oh, Mari, you don't have to thank us.

I didn't think so either, but Stephen insisted.

He and I decided we both need to start fostering same -sex friendships.

And don't forget, we're staying overnight.

Yeah, who wants to drive all the way back from Toledo the same night?

Besides, we'll be too tired from screaming, I love you, Theo.

You sure it's cool with your folks if you stay overnight?

Yeah, well, I'll have to ask, but I'm sure it won't be a problem.

All right, well, I'll call you later. All right.

Bye, y 'all.

Theo is the sexiest man in the world.

Uh, second sexiest?

You forgot about Steven.

I've got the greatest news in the world. You're going to cook dinner for the

rest of my life.

Chloe, me and the girls got tickets to see Seal.

Oh, honey, that's wonderful. That's terrific.

I'm happy for you.

Who's Seal?

You know, Seal.

Just picture a thinner Luther Vandross.

Ooh, I got your neck.

Don't worry. After the concert, we'll be right back the next morning.

The next morning.

You're staying overnight?

Uh -huh. The concert's in Toledo.

Oh. Well, that brings me to my next question.

What's that?

Are you out of your mind?

There's no way in the world you're traveling all the way to Toledo and then

staying overnight in some motel.

Well, why not?

Because it's too far. But, Mom, Mom, do you know how tough it was to get those

tickets? Do you know how tough it was to get you to 16?

You're just going to have to wait until Wallace comes to Chicago.

rafting trip is going to be fun.

I'm not so sure.

My uncle got sent up the river and he didn't like it one bit.

No, Waldo, that's prison.

Oh, that explains it. I thought 4665 was his nickname.

That's kind of personal, don't you think?

Actually, we're planning our four -day river rafting trip in Canada.

Oh, I envy you two.

You guys are going to have a great time. We're planning on it. We even invited

some buddies along.

Oh, yeah? Who?

Just a few of the guys.

You don't really know them.

all the way to Canada for four days with some guys you don't even know, but

you're not going to let me go to Toledo for one night with friends you've known

for years?

Oh, Waldo, I think we better go. It's getting kind of ugly in here.

Eddie, they're your parents. For God's sake, show some respect.

This isn't fair. Why are you treating me differently?

Is it because Eddie's older?

Well, that's part of it.

You can't possibly be saying he's more mature. He still blows...

Well, it's just that... Go ahead, Carl. You tell her.

Well, honey, there's nothing left to do but to just say it.

It's because Eddie's a boy and you're a girl.

What?

I cannot believe I heard those words from my own father.

Can you believe that, Ma?

Well, actually, honey, I agree with him.

I didn't mean this.

Sweetheart, it's not that we don't trust you. It's just that, well, there are a

lot of kooks, crazies, and weirdos out there who are ready to take advantage of

young girls.

Honey, your father's right.

Well, whatever happened to I could do anything.

I could be anything.

Being a girl shouldn't stop me from becoming whatever I want.

Well, well, oh, that's true.

Yeah, yeah, it just comes later.

Sorry I wasn't a boy, Ma.

Would have made things a lot easier.

Well, Andy, today's a big day.

You look cool as a cucumber.

Aren't you nervous?

No way.

You want to feel how dry my armpits are?

Well, I think we'll save that honor for the bride.

Yeah. You gotta save something for the honeymoon.

Whoa, whoa.

Hello, Reverend. Hello, hello.

Are we ready to begin?

Let her rip.

I had no idea you were the bride.

Boy, you dropped some serious weight.

You look great, too.

Have you been working out?

A little.

Why didn't you ever call?

I tried, but your phone was disconnected.

Oh, I moved.

I sent you a card. I never got it.

Want to go get a cup of coffee?

Well, I'm, uh... I'm kind of in the middle of something.

Oh, but why not?

Whoa!

That's why I... I love her so much.

She's so spontaneous.

Poor Alfred.

Dumped at the altar.

He's got to be heartbroken.

Devastated. Beyond emotional repair.

Steve, look, Mr.

Looney... It's Looney.

It's French.

He's upset now, but in time, his wounds will heal.

Oh, my.

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my. Oh, my, my, my, my. What's wrong?

The groom's up on the steeple.

I'm going to call 911.

He's what?

The groom's on the steeple, and he says he's going to jump. He's what? The

groom's on the steeple, and he says he's going to jump.

Alfred, what's Sam Ellington doing up here?

My bride -to -be just dumped me, and I'm a little distraught.

Mr. Looney, please.

That's looney.

Come on.

Why don't we go get some hum?

That's what Sharon is doing with that hum.

I make tea. Let's go get some tea.

I'm not going anywhere except... Steve, let me get by you.

So tomorrow could actually be worse than today.

Can

we

please talk about this on solid ground?

Nothing to talk.

two came to save me.

I don't want to fall.

You guys risked your own life to keep me from ending mine.

The least I can do is care enough to go on with my life.

And just like you said, who knows what tomorrow will bring.

Everything okay up here, Lieutenant?

Oh, yeah, everything's fine, officer.

There?

good to see you you look great in that uniform you don't think it makes me look

a little masculine not with a bod like that care to join me for

a cup of coffee i'd love to okay

list of more fun things i'm not allowed to do listen honey i talked it over with

your father and we've decided that we were being very unfair letting eddie go

canada and not letting you go to toledo we're sorry so can i go

no we're not letting eddie go to canada i'm just

teasing you can go thank you mom thank you you know i used to think i was a

liberated woman but sometimes i still think like my parents i think it's time

that i dragged myself into the 20th century well that's great seeing this

gonna be over in a few years wait wait wait wait you have to promise to take

something with you though what this cellular phone now you have to keep it

you at all times you have any trouble call her i promise i will now i want you

to give me a call as soon as you get there don't speak to strangers And most

important of all, never use a public toilet.