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You're finally home. I've been waiting three hours for you. What is this?

Interview with a nerdy vampire?

Just plain your glue. All right.

And prepare to be amazed, be twit, and be dazzled.

There you are.

I really need to practice.

I need a volunteer from the audience.

Good news on the newspaper page.

And love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a towel of...

I want to get a new lipstick.

Oh, be sure to try that new Precious Plum they've been advertising.

Oh, right.

Wear Precious Plum for that passionate pucker.

Hey, Maxie Poo.

Hi, Lollipop. What's up?

I'm here for a date.

But it isn't until 8 o 'clock.

I know, but I got lonely.

Can I wait with you?

Sure. But we have to go to the mall first to get some lipstick.

Well, I don't wear lipstick.

But can I come anyway?

Bye, girl. Bye.

Yo, that jacket is the bomb.

Thanks, I got it on sale at Ferguson's.

Cool. Then you know where to get another one.

What? Give me that jacket.

Yeah, right. I worked hard for this jacket. Why don't you do the same?

Nah.

Me and work don't mix.

Apparently you have the same problem with soap.

If you don't give it to me, I'm going to rip it off your back.

I don't think so. Oh, I know so. Now give it up.

I said give it up.

You're asking for it, girl.

you were a cheerleader, not a halfback.

I'm sorry.

I was just trying to cheer you up.

I can't believe they did this.

Laura, I have told you a hundred times that when it comes to things like this,

you do not resist.

You just give those thugs what they want.

But, Dad, that was my new leather jacket. Forget the leather jacket. There

millions of leather jackets, but only one of you.

Yeah, thank God it's only a bump on my head.

Do you know the girl who did this?

Yeah, her name's Toni Procopio.

I know Toni.

She's tough.

Nobody messes with that girl. She takes lunch money from the teachers.

Give me a description of this Toni.

Well, she's about 5 '7". She has dark hair.

She was wearing black boots, jeans, and my jacket.

I'll put out a bulletin on her.

We'll get her.

I'm not in the mood, Steve.

Well,

it was Tony Procopio. Oh, that mean girl?

some early morning fog, but it looks like it's clearing up.

Not the weather.

Have you seen Tony or any of her friends?

No. Why, are they looking for me?

Just don't stand out front and keep guard, will you?

I'll be on channel three.

Who?

I'll be on 101 .6.

Let's talk more music.

I don't follow baseball.

I've ever seen one.

Oh, I feel safe now, Steve. He might have knocked me down and done my

You going somewhere, princess?

She sure is. She's coming home, girly girl. I don't think so. You got my

homegirl busted.

And she deserved it. She stole my jacket.

That's telling them, baby cake. Now, aren't you ladies going to be late for

charm school?

Buzz off, you ugly little slut.

Why, she said that like she meant it.

Now, your face should be registered as a legal weapon.

I'm through talking.

Girl, you better watch your back.

What's a nerdy?

Come on, Steve, let's go.

Yeah, we don't have to hang around these hoodlets.

Listen, you better not testify against me or you'll be seeing us again.

You are some great looking kicks, girl. Oh, well, thanks. You know, I had to

babysit the Connelly twins 28 times to pay for these.

Aren't you afraid someone's going to rip you off?

Not unless they stupid.

What are you doing with that thing?

Protecting what's mine.

And if you had one, you probably still have your jacket.

Well, see you later, Laura.

Bye, girl. When did you get that thing?

Steve, look, I appreciate your concern, but I have to live my own life.

Is that why you didn't tell your parents about that hooligan pulling a gun on

you? They're worried enough about me already.

Hey, Laura.

Steve. Hey, Bobby.

Hey, what's the thing, Bobster?

Well, I, uh, I heard about Laura's little problem.

What problem?

You know what I'm talking about.

Word's out that Tony and her friends, they're coming down on you. And you are

not going to be safe unless you're packing.

Packing?

She's not going anywhere.

Come with me to Bobby's Stop and Shop.

Oh, my God. Those are guns.

Keep your voice down.

Oh, my God. Those are guns.

Look at that.

What's that? A bazooka?

No, it's a .357 Magnum, and it's way too big for the lady.

Oh, yeah, you're right. It probably won't tuck neatly into her fanny pack.

Excuse me. I am trying to earn money for law school.

Now, if you don't see anything that you like, you tell me what you want, and

I'll get it. And for a good price.

Just ask Josie.

Uh -uh. No way, Bob.

No way in Hades is Lauren Winslow gonna pack a pickle.

Steve, will you stay out of this?

Lauren, you can't talk...

I'm just looking.

Look, you have had a gun pulled on you. You need to protect yourself.

She's got me.

You need to protect yourself.

Laura, you need a lightweight gun, something that will fit in your purse.

You want to hold it?

All right.

How much is it?

I don't know, Laura. You can't tell me.

I'm giving them those stupid shoes!

Me too, sweetheart.

How's Josie?

Well, her mom says she's not going to have full use of her arm for a long

Yes, sweetheart.

As a cop, I deal with this kind of thing every day.

But it doesn't hit home until it happens to your own child.

Laura is one of the most level -headed kids I know.

I can't believe she was thinking about buying a gun.

Imagine how frightened she had to be to even consider it.

You know, when I was in high school, my biggest fear was getting a pimple the

night before the prom.

Yeah, but you know, Carl, kids have a lot more to worry about today.

Like whether the person that butts in front of the lunch line is carrying a

Joseph's mom thinking about moving away.

But ain't nobody driving me out of my home, Carl.

Nobody.

That's not the answer. It's happening everywhere.

What are we going to do, Carl?

I don't know, baby.

But we're going to do something.

It's time to flow real hard when I play the conductor.

I leave it with the lip and I become the constructor.

I'm physically a picture perfect. There is your football horn. Jump on. What's

up? This is Markio on the radio. And, of course, WBJH is in the house. Now, I'm

coming to you live from the parking lot of Vanderbilt High School. That's where

a young girl was shot just a few days ago.

Listen up.

We've got some folks down here who really need you to get involved.

Now, they're asking you to save a life.

Turn in your guns. Now, there'll be no questions asked, so get off your booty,

support your community.

We've got some free grub down here, and of course, I'll be jamming on your

favorites all afternoon.

I don't get it, Dad.

I mean, I thought they usually got a big response for these things.

Yeah, well, they usually give things away.

We want people to realize that this is the right thing to do.

Well, maybe I can help. I mean, if there are any babes who want to give up their

guns, I'll give them a kiss.

We're trying to attract people, not scare them away.

I turn in a gun and you give me money?

No, no money.

Concert tickets?

No. So what do I get?

You get your life.

I'm Janine Williams.

And I'm Jalil White. And every day in America, children are killed with

firearms. And every day, kids in this country carry guns to class.

How many of you know someone that carries a gun?

If you're aware of a crime that's being committed in your school, don't just

ignore it. Act on it.

If you know someone carrying a gun or selling a gun, tell someone.

Yeah, tell your parents, a teacher, or a school counselor. We have to do

something about teen violence.

And if you're in a confrontation, it's okay to walk away.

Yeah, and let's start saving lives.

So before guns even come into the picture, squash it.

Squash it!