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Bonjour, Steve.

Comment va tout?

Je vais bien, mon petit chou.

Et toi?

Je vais bien aussi.

Assez de barinage. Donne ta bouche, que je te pose une bonne grosse bise.

Ferme tes choux d 'abord.

It's the rare conditions this day

and age to read any good news on the newspaper page.

And love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say it's even harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of every scene.

Hello, Miss Laura.

Stephen told me you asked him to help you with your friend, so I figured I

should be here as the HPM.

HPM? Hanky Panky Monitor.

Hello, Snuggle Bun.

Hello. Hello, Turtle Toes.

Ooh, you're wearing my favorite suspenders.

Oh, stop it. You know what that does to me.

I certainly do.

Would you two like to be alone?

Yes, I know.

Myra, there's no need for you to be here. Nothing's gonna happen between

and me. I know, because I tried.

Well, I'm surprised Laura turned you down. After all, she's on the rebound

since Ziggy dumped her.

Ziggy did not dump me.

Ziggy and I...

right for each other, so we mutually agreed to see other people.

Okay, fine.

You're not the first girl who needs to hear a fairy tale to get to sleep at

night.

We really do need to study.

Oh, go ahead. I'll just keep myself busy while I chaperone you two.

Oh, what's this?

That's my sketch pad. Give it back now.

Steve, she's got you down.

Be handed over.

Surely he hasn't kept it up.

Myra, I did not pose for this sketch.

And you certainly did not draw it from memory.

Now, calm down, Steven.

Wait a minute, Myra.

I've never shown you my room.

a sickening obsession.

But, but I... I'll save your butts, Missy. Oh, you lost your butt rights

you sketched mine.

leave your jewelry lying around?

Oh, I do not. Yes, you do.

Let me ask you something, Harriet.

Does that ring mean anything to you?

Carl. No, because it means plenty to me.

To me, that ring is a symbol of our undying love, affection, and respect.

Carl, now you... I'm talking here.

But to you, that ring is nothing more than a toy, a trinket.

listen to you rant and rave, but your breath has taken a curl out of my hair.

I'm telling you, Eddie, Tamisha Roberts was eyeballing you in the cafeteria.

It was one of those come and get it looks.

is a place where nuns live.

Wouldn't that be a nun vent?

Please hold your questions until the end of your life.

Steve, are you sure about this? Absolutely.

I was about to leave for my country line dancing class.

Anywho, I called Myra to see how she was doing, but her mother answered the

phone and made us inform me that...

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

You telling me that Myra was so heartbroken over losing you that she

joined the convent?

Well, hey, I spoiled her for other men. I mean, after all, once you've had filet

mignon, you can't go back to bologna.

Man, I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

You know, it was the only way we could get in.

Actually, this outfit is kind of comfy.

And black has a slimming effect.

Okay. Now let's blame Dan and start looking for Myra. But be subtle.

Right.

Hey, sis, you seen Myra?

Mr. Bernadette.

Nothing, just covering up my mouth.

can happen.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Hmm?

You're not wrong.

Thank you, Harriet.

It's nice to be acknowledged.

Your ring is not down the drain.

Your ring is in the medicine cabinet.

What?

Yes, I found the ring in the soap dish again this morning, and I thought that

would fall down the drain, so being the exceedingly careful guy that I am, I

carefully placed it right here in the medicine cabinet.

sanctuary. Now, sister, we can explain.

And so you shall to the police.

Just keep an eye on them. Don't worry. If they move, I'll waste them.

Hello, Sister Bernadette. Have you seen my Aunt Monica? Oh, she's working at the

Children's Hospital today, but I have to rush.

There's an emergency.

What's wrong?

We have men.

the Reverend Mother here.

Now, why on earth would I join a convent?

Well, because you were so heartbroken over losing me.

Stephen, what an ego.

find you steven are you saying what i hope you're saying well i don't know

what is it you hope i'm saying that you want me back

I guess we are.