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Well, son, we're all set.

Tomorrow morning, we drive up to International Falls, Minnesota, and from

a float plane flies us to our campsite in Canada. Oh, man, I can't wait.

I really appreciate this trip, Dad.

Well, hey, it gives us a chance to spend some quality time together before you

go off to college.

Hey,

can I come too, Mr. Winslow?

Well, uh... I've never been to Canada, but I'm a big fan of Spanish culture.

Waldo, this is, um... This is gonna be a father and son camping trip.

Aw, gee.

Aw, gee.

Aw, gee.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong. It warms the cackles of my heart to hear you think of me as a

son.

It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every scene.

It's the bigger love of the family.

It's the bigger love of the family.

flies open and he hurts me.

Steve,

what are you doing here?

Well, I was curious why you two are up so late.

Harness or slippers?

Because my pig slippers are in the shop.

Now, speak to me, Anno. Were you and Tom actually going on a camping trip

without the Yorkman?

Well, yeah.

But it's strictly a father and son trip.

Hi, guys. I'm ready to go.

Strictly father and son, huh?

And just when did you adopt...

What's wrong?

First you call me son, now you make it legal.

Well, I'd better be going.

After all, I'm the only one here who isn't family.

Have a great trip.

come, too, if you want to.

Oh, I can?

Yes.

But you can't bring those slippers.

Oh, thanks, big guy. I want to go.

But I can't.

Oh, you can't go?

I'm leaving for Miami this afternoon with my dad.

He's performing a new surgical procedure that's got the medical community abuzz.

What is it?

An operatic lobotomy.

Well, we're so sorry you can't come with us.

I can't see.

I like to look at what I'm breathing.

Waldo, would you go find us some firewood?

I'll be right back, Dad.

What are you doing?

Picking up pine cones so I can find...

Beautiful up here.

Yeah.

You know, it's a funny thing.

When you're in the city, with all of its noise and traffic and crime, you don't

realize how uptight it makes you.

But here it's quiet, peaceful, serene.

Yeah. Yep.

just got hit by a...

Let's get our camp back in order.

And where should I pitch my tent?

On the other side of that hill.

But that's a cliff.

Exactly.

I'll give you cookies, Camper.

Fitness, this is going to be fun.

Now come along, Camper, and let's find ourselves a safer campsite.

What are you talking about?

Huh? Thank you.

We're not moving, Steve.

I am in charge here.

I'm the B .C.

Bit cranky.

Boss camper.

And the boss camper says, this is the perfect campsite.

got to come to an understanding.

You don't tell me how to camp, and I won't tell you how to be annoying.

Well, now we just have a kick in our tights.

Hey, let's just grab our fishing poles and go down to the lake.

Good idea, son.

You coming, Steve?

Oh, eventually.

But first, I want to protect my perishables.

Yeah, what if the bears steal you?

Whoa.

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

Just relax.

We'll be fine.

We don't need his booze.

Now, tomorrow morning, we'll just go and catch some fish.

Yeah.

Okay.

And we'll save the bones from the fish and make an arrow. And we'll use the

arrow to kill a cow, because I won't stay.

Mr. Winslow, is it time to turn in?

No, it's just 8 o 'clock.

If you don't come back home with us, the police will believe anything I tell

them.

You disappoint me, big guy.

He'll be just fine.

You'd be a lot less grumpy -wumpy.

geothermic activity.

You were right, and I was wrong.

Excuse me?

You know what I'm trying to say.

Well, not really.

Tell me.

Well, I... Well, uh... A bear.

A bear.

A bear.

You warned me about the bear.

And I...

Now... The geyser. The geyser.

You warned me about the geyser, but I wouldn't listen.

I... Well, I... Yelled.

I yelled at you.

And... And made fun of me and hurt my feelings.

I made fun of you.

And I hurt your feelings.

The truth is, Steve, if you hadn't come, well, we would have been in a lot of

trouble.

Thank you, Steve.

You're welcome, big guy.