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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:06,740 What do you want, Steve? 2 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:10,920 Well, I have bad news, my love. 3 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:13,820 Well, what is it? 4 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:19,020 Well, you may want to sit down for this. My news is deeply upsetting, so you 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,020 must be strong. 6 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,620 I'll try. 7 00:00:22,580 --> 00:00:24,960 Well, you remember Myra? 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,440 Ted's cousin? 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,560 Yes, indeedy. 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,760 See, uh, she wants my bod. 11 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:47,380 Well, Steve, I think it's great news that a girl is interested in you. In 12 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,680 it renews my faith in miracles. 13 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,280 But, but, Laura, you don't understand. 14 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,000 Mine is all over me like a bun on a sandwich. 15 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,120 You're kidding. 16 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:00,100 Oh, would that I were. 17 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:05,760 She calls me cunt. She writes me love letters. She even sends me presents. 18 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,380 even transferred into my English class. 19 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,900 Well, what's wrong with that? She doesn't go to our school. 20 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,340 See what you mean. 21 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:21,100 Gee, a beautiful girl in love with you. It's kind of like that story Beauty and 22 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,100 the Beast. 23 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,860 Oh, Laura, now there's no reason I call the girl names. 24 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:38,070 will I choose? Sweet. 25 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:42,590 Mama, you have no idea what it feels like to be constantly pestered by 26 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,210 you have absolutely no interest in. 27 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:49,070 Okay, so maybe you do. 28 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:55,170 Well, see, why are you bothering me with this? 29 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:59,690 Well, because I've come up with a plan to get Myra off my back, but it will 30 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,490 work if you give me five minutes of your time. 31 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,310 Well, what do I have to do? Marry me. 32 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,440 stuff to do. I have to put away the tater tots. 33 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:18,800 All right, now go. 34 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,120 But there's still one more thing I haven't told you. 35 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:26,460 Well, what is it? 36 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,360 Well, my Ray's physically attractive. 37 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:39,880 She gives me smoldering looks filled with sensuosity. 38 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:41,400 Yo, we're slamming. Check it out. 39 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,660 Two six -by -nine stickers in the door. 40 00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:47,940 Word? 41 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,800 Four 15s in the back. 42 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,000 Tape, CD player, and digital preamp. 43 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,340 Boom! 44 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,060 Man, it's like having Whitney Houston ride a shotgun. 45 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,420 Yo, man, I wish I could afford something like that. 46 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:10,239 No problem. 47 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,980 Weasel took care of me. He can hook you up, too. 48 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:13,760 Oh, well, you know. Yeah. 49 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:16,459 I know a guy who can get stuff real cheap, you know. 50 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,220 How much are you prepared to invest? 51 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:22,720 Well, 400 tops. 52 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:25,900 I mean, that's my entire savings from working down at Mighty Weenie. That's 53 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:28,480 eight months of telling people, please talk directly into the bun. 54 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,760 All right, but too late from now, I'm going to get you a serious stereo, you 55 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,760 know what I'm saying? 56 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:36,100 Guaranteed, all the fly girls are going to be all over you. All right. 57 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:54,900 Oh, sure. Come on in. 58 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:59,940 Can I take your coat? Oh, no, thank you. This won't take long. 59 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,220 Oh. 60 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:02,600 So what's on your mind? 61 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,140 Steve Urkel. 62 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:06,460 The man I love. 63 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,360 The man you love? 64 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:13,960 That's right. 65 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,740 He's bright, he's witty, and he's so handsome. 66 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,380 I've ever met. And I think high intelligence is very, very sexy. 67 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:43,000 You think Steve is sexy? 68 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,200 He stokes my furnace. 69 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:52,000 Oh, you really got it bad. 70 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:58,940 Laura, I've explained to Steven that I'm more than willing to be his love toy. 71 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,020 But all he ever does is... 72 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:04,600 on and on about you. 73 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:06,120 Uh, Myra... Release him. 74 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,540 Undo that voodoo that you do so well. 75 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:17,060 Myra, I have no designs on Steve. In fact, I'm willing to do anything to help 76 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,060 you get him. 77 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,820 Really? Really. 78 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,360 Could you move to Texas? 79 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,440 Hello. This car is mighty spiffy. 80 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:31,740 Ah, thanks, Steve. 81 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:36,540 And not only does she have eye appeal, she also has ear appeal. 82 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:37,780 Oh, come again? 83 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,440 Wow, 84 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:48,740 it's been a new stereo? 85 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:53,200 Stereo. This is no mere stereo, Steve. This is a master blast. 86 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:55,540 Oh, I mean, you're my favorite radio station. 87 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,820 W -I -D -A. 88 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:37,270 four tiers and two 100 -watt power amps. 89 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:39,650 Wow. You'll be deaf by summer. 90 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:44,010 Where'd you get this great stuff? 91 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,350 Oh, look, Weasel's friend got it for me. He gave me a great deal. 92 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:50,350 Oh? Yeah. This is almost $3 ,000 worth of equipment. 93 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,190 But I only paid $400 for it, including installation. 94 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,210 figure the guy gets everything wholesale easy buys in bulk i don't know or 95 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:12,930 perhaps it was left by the stereo fairy what 96 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:18,890 are you trying to say steve uh -huh figures what 97 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:23,310 obviously weasel's friend didn't want to burden you with excessive paperwork 98 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:26,050 because all the serial numbers have been scraped off 99 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:51,310 Hey, that's my main dad dude. 100 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:55,350 Uh -oh. 101 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:56,870 Report card time again? 102 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:01,710 No, just being cool. Oh. Just being me. Mm -hmm. 103 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:07,630 Actually, 104 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:12,150 I could use a little advice on a hypothetical, fictitious thing that 105 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:13,150 happened. 106 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,950 Oh, I see. 107 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:17,249 Go right ahead. 108 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,370 Oh, okay. Okay. 109 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 All right. 110 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:27,300 Let's say a guy bought something expensive for a real low price, and 111 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,440 without warning, he finds out that the stereo is stolen. 112 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:34,500 Oh, it's a stereo. 113 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,320 Yeah. 114 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:42,220 Anyhow, what should this completely innocent and fictitious guy do? 115 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,970 Edward, did you buy a stolen stereo for your car? 116 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:52,890 Yeah. 117 00:09:58,530 --> 00:09:59,730 Oh, son. 118 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:03,530 Well, Dad, I didn't know. I swear it. Well, all right, I believe you. Just 119 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:04,189 it easy. 120 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:05,310 Well, what should I do now? 121 00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:07,530 Well, first we have to notify the police. 122 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,530 Well, I just did. I told you. 123 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:12,210 You're my father and a cop. 124 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,690 Right. And what do we do next? 125 00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:17,840 Learn our lesson and forget about it? 126 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,760 Guess again. 127 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,760 You're going to tell me who you bought it from, and I'm going to try to find 128 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,380 rightful owner. Oh, no, that's no good. 129 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,359 Excuse me? 130 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,560 Oh, you see, Dad, not only would I be getting somebody in trouble, but I'd 131 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:34,560 be out of 400 bucks. 132 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:37,860 Well, that person deserves to be in trouble, and you should have been more 133 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,260 careful with your money. But, Dad, you don't understand. No bucks, Edward. 134 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,860 Now, that stereo is coming out of your car and down to the police station. Oh, 135 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,300 come on, Dad. It took me months to earn that money. Besides, I didn't steal the 136 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,440 equipment. And if I didn't buy it, somebody else would have. Oh, now, 137 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,219 enough, Edward. 138 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:55,040 Now, the bottom line is that stereo does not belong to you. 139 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,260 It never did, and it never will. You know, I came to you because I wanted to 140 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:00,260 up front about this. 141 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,120 Oh, really, Mr. 142 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,000 Hypothetical Fictitious Thing That Never Really Happened? 143 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,180 Stop it. 144 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,680 I was hoping that you realized that I was ripped off. 145 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,390 Maybe you'd have a little sympathy for your own son and cut me a little slack. 146 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:17,530 But no, you have to go by the book, no matter how unfair it is to me. 147 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:21,750 I wish for just once that you'd stop being a cop and start being my dad. 148 00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:33,950 Oh, hello, Doctor. 149 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:35,290 Is Steve there? 150 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,150 Your son. 151 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Oh, hi, Steve. It's Laura. 152 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,900 No, you're not dreaming. 153 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,540 Listen, could you grab your accordion and come over here? 154 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:49,560 I'm kind of in the mood for a little... I came, I saw you. 155 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,720 Uh, 156 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,220 hello, Myra. 157 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:01,980 Uh, Laura. 158 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,320 Would you care to explain what's going on here? 159 00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:10,680 likes you, and since you like me, I knew I could get you over here to spend time 160 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,680 with her. 161 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,300 Why, all the sneaky underhanded tricks to Paul. 162 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,860 You're good, baby. 163 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,600 Steve, just spend a few minutes with Myra. Give her a chance. You may have 164 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,860 something in common. You never know. 165 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,220 You look very handsome. 166 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,300 Oh, thanks. 167 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,940 My hair's a little mussed. When Laura called, I was rotating my cheese wheels. 168 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,300 Nice accordion. Oh, thanks. 169 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,440 Gratian Lumbacker Silver Anniversary Model 2200? 170 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:05,860 Why, yes. 171 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,720 You sure do know your squeeze boxes, lady. 172 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,680 I should. 173 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,640 I play a little accordion myself. 174 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,840 10 numbers. 175 00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:36,530 Why aren't you looking at me? 176 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,770 I'm not worthy of eye contact. 177 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,050 Why not? 178 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:48,070 Well, last night, right here with Myra. 179 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,470 Yes? 180 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:52,270 Why, I kissed her. 181 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:56,710 I know. I peeped. But what you don't know is... 182 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:07,860 kissing a pretty girl. 183 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:12,380 But Mara, I feel so wrong to be kissing another girl. 184 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,200 I want to be true to my heart. 185 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,580 And my heart belongs to you. 186 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,440 So are you going to break it off with Myra? Hey, I'm no fool. 187 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,880 And we're going to the movies tonight. 188 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,640 up with Myra at the Paradise Theater. 189 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:49,060 And while you're sitting here all alone reading your hairdo mags, just remember, 190 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,560 baby, it could have been you. 191 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,340 You want it to be you? 192 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,720 Nope. Just checking. 193 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,560 Hey, 194 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,099 yo, Eddie, do you think I can get lucky with Chrissy Oliver? 195 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,980 Weasel, I'm dating her. 196 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,060 Exactly. That's why I'm asking you. 197 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:13,250 then actually selling me a hot stereo. 198 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,490 Hey, I told you. I didn't even know the stuff was stolen. 199 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,270 Man, I'm shocked and appalled. 200 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,650 I'm in this game so that you can't even trust the pfft over here guy. 201 00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:23,349 Shit, I've been getting a car. 202 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:25,730 What car? 203 00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:32,350 Where's my... Where's my car? 204 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,030 Where's my car? 205 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:36,550 Do I look like I have it? 206 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,970 What's the matter? My car's been stolen. 207 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:52,370 Quick, call for backup. Put out an APB. Get a helicopter. 208 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,770 Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. We parked it here ten minutes ago. 209 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,230 Gee, it happened just that fast. 210 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,560 It's down at the precinct. 211 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,720 The guys are taking out that hot stereo. 212 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,080 That's a relief. 213 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,740 Maybe I lost it on my ride. 214 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,479 Scared you, huh? 215 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,660 Worse. I felt scared, angry, and helpless all at the same time. 216 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,080 Really? 217 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:38,740 Now, you know, I bet that's exactly how the owner of that stereo felt when it 218 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:39,740 got ripped off from him. 219 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,420 You got me, Dad. 220 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,760 You don't have to hit me over the head. 221 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,980 Because that's what I was going to try next. 222 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:55,400 You know, son, it's a funny thing about hot property. 223 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:00,020 You never think about the victim until you become one. 224 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640 Gotcha. 225 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,480 Edward, I know that you think I'm too hard on you. 226 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,320 Sometimes. 227 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,580 It would be easy for me to be easy on you. 228 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:15,140 But believe me, I would not be doing you a favor. 229 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,100 I guess. 230 00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:19,860 You know something? 231 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,960 I got to give you credit for one thing. 232 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,360 You came to me and you told me what you did. 233 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,020 Now, I know that was tough. 234 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,760 Oh, 400 bucks, Dad. 235 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:32,460 Go. 236 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,220 Well, I guess I did learn a lesson. 237 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:40,780 I mean, maybe that was worth more in the long run. 238 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,120 Oh, my gosh. 239 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,700 This is amazing. 240 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:47,940 What? 241 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,940 You are growing up. 17112