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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,380 Mary's pumpkin contest. And this year, our esteemed judges are Carl Winslow 2 00:00:06,380 --> 00:00:10,440 and Steve Urkel. 3 00:00:14,220 --> 00:00:18,440 Well, I'm proud to be included in this family's charming pagan ceremony. 4 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:21,900 Okay, let the contest begin. 5 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:32,610 carved by me and my mom. 6 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:37,810 And the last pumpkin was carved by me and Eddie. 7 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:45,250 Well, there's your winner. 8 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,570 It's a rare condition. 9 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:04,780 This day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. 10 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:11,040 And love and tradition of the grand design. Some people say it's even harder 11 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,040 find. 12 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:18,600 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 13 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:26,400 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of everything. 14 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:35,200 The bigger love of the family. 15 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:58,280 Good morning. 16 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,120 Okay, so I'm a little late. Get off my back. 17 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:06,960 Sorry, it's just that I didn't sleep again last night. 18 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:08,900 Honey, that's the third night in a row. 19 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,560 Maybe you should call a doctor. 20 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,380 Carl, he'll just say, get some sleep and then charge us a hundred bucks. 21 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,000 It's just that I want you to be ready to rock and roll at the policeman's 22 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,040 Halloween bash tomorrow. 23 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:26,580 You know how they always look forward to us getting on top of the table and 24 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,900 doing the famous Winslow rumba? 25 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,750 You didn't notice last year, but they pulled their guns on us. 26 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:47,350 Rachel, you may have to carry the rumba banner this year. 27 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:50,750 Can't, Carl. I'm taking Ritzy trick -or -treating. 28 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,450 No, you're not. I'm going with Eddie. 29 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:54,750 What? 30 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:58,130 Yeah, you promised me a long time ago. 31 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,670 Remember the time I loaned you $2? 32 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:07,320 Oh, I'm sorry. Richie, I forgot all about that. 33 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,400 Waldo and I are going to Daryl Jackson's Halloween party. 34 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,360 Oh. 35 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,480 Yo, 36 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,160 Richmeister. 37 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,320 Yeah? Be ready by six o 'clock, okay? 38 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:48,020 Carl. Carl. 39 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,520 Carl! What? 40 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,820 Honey, are you awake? 41 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,360 Well, I am. 42 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:14,850 You can't sleep, so I can't sleep either, right? 43 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:16,870 I knew you'd understand. 44 00:04:23,670 --> 00:04:24,670 Steve, is that you? 45 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:26,850 Well, it ain't the tooth fairy. 46 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,670 Oh, it's official. This is the night from hell. 47 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:36,430 Hey, big guy. Greetings, mother of the woman I love. 48 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:39,030 Steve, what are you doing here? 49 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,940 Well, my mother... Motion sensor device was triggered, so I came over to 50 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:43,940 investigate. 51 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:45,740 Motion sensor device? 52 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:49,680 Yeah. It's a little doohickey I cooked up to keep track of my favorite family. 53 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:54,620 Either way, Carl, there hasn't been much motion in this room lately. 54 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,120 Well, I've been having this back problem, okay? 55 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:07,920 Every couple of months it goes out on me and... Why am I explaining this to you? 56 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:13,390 What? 57 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:16,350 I can't sleep. I need somebody to talk to. 58 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:18,750 Ah, insomnia. 59 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:21,830 Harriet, he's getting a chair. 60 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:45,490 Tell me. 61 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:48,990 He listens to relaxation tapes. 62 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:55,070 His favorite is Sounds of the Amazon Rainforest. 63 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:58,090 Ooh, I bet that is... 64 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,199 buy this tape. 65 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:31,180 Oh, piss toss. I'll make you a copy and bring it over. Oh, thank you, Steve. 66 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,020 Now, what can I get for you, Carl? 67 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,800 Some oysters. 68 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:05,029 Spider -Man. 69 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:05,909 Ready to go? 70 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:08,970 I was born ready. I'm in candy or dry. 71 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:15,930 Trick or treat. 72 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:25,990 What's up, Waldo? 73 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:28,230 How'd you know it was me? 74 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:31,710 Lucky guess. 75 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,760 Care to ride up the Nile on my bars? 76 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:49,720 Hey, Miss Crawford, in this light, you look exactly like Cleopatra. 77 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,360 Winslow, who are you supposed to be? Shirley Temple Black. 78 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:30,890 Wow, Zorro. Can I have your autograph? 79 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,370 Waldo, it's me, Carl Winslow. 80 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:38,330 Dude, your dad is Zorro. 81 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:46,410 Come on, let's go to the party so we can boogie all night. 82 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:51,750 Richie, you have a great time trick -or -treating, okay? 83 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,010 More trick -or -treaters. 84 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:08,410 Jump back. 85 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:10,050 Hi. 86 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:11,750 Right back at you. 87 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,170 I wonder if you can help me. 88 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:15,890 No wonder no more, baby. 89 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:17,930 Eddie Winslow here at your service. 90 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,250 I'm Angela. 91 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,690 I'm glad. 92 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:24,550 Thank you. 93 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:29,040 I'm going to a party at the Jackson House, but I can't find it. Oh, you see, 94 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,000 that's because it's a very difficult house to find. 95 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:37,920 No, it isn't. It's where I got the... Perhaps I should escort you 96 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,000 personally just to make sure you're safe. 97 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,500 Thanks a lot. 98 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:45,180 See, I'm a friend of a friend, and I won't know anyone at this party. 99 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,380 Of course you will. 100 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,500 You'll know me. 101 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,720 Now, put yourself in part, but keep that motor running. 102 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,180 She's drop -dead gorgeous. 103 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,240 I don't know why you're so impressed. 104 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,860 For God's sakes, man, your father is Zorro. 105 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,560 Change your plans, Waldo. I need you to take Richie trick -or -treating. 106 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:19,360 Eddie, you promised to take me. I know, Richie, but you'll have just as much fun 107 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,360 if you go with your Uncle Waldo. 108 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,480 The guy thinks your father is Zorro. 109 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,270 I know, Richie, but don't worry. I'll make it up to you. I promise. 110 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:39,590 Come with me into the night, my little mistress of the dark. 111 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:42,810 Ready to go, Richie? 112 00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:44,070 I guess. 113 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:00,230 Steve, wait! 114 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,420 He went to a party. 115 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,240 You mean he ducked out on Richie? Yeah, big time. 116 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,920 just peachy. Wongo, you brought back the Wong can. 117 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:28,780 Hello, Daryl. 118 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,100 This is Waldo Geraldo Faldo. 119 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,160 Is Eddie Winslow there? 120 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,760 You know, Zorro's kid. 121 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,740 Well, tell him to holler home now. 122 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,100 Waldo, how could you make such a mistake? 123 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,580 I don't know. 124 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,460 I do remember a woman with a small kid dressed like Spider -Man. 125 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,020 There was something different about her. 126 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,780 Might she have been Chinese? 127 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 128 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,640 Yo, 129 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,220 this better be good. I was just about to sink my teeth in Angela's neck. 130 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:12,180 Who is this? 131 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:17,890 Ah, this is Tommy. You see, Waldo... left with Richie, but he came back with 132 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:18,890 Tommy. 133 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,350 Well, then where's Richie? 134 00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:25,210 That's what we don't know! 135 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:29,630 Whoa, chill. 136 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,170 Waldo, man, you really messed up this time. This is the dumbest thing you've 137 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,170 ever done. 138 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,990 Hey, you left a small kid with me, and you calling me dumb? 139 00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:44,570 Look, Eddie, we're just wasting time. Richie could be out there all... 140 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,490 Okay, we'll just put the mask back on Tommy, and the first dance we get, we'll 141 00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:12,750 go back out and look for Richie, okay? 142 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,190 Put your mask on, okay? Stand right there, okay? 143 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:20,770 Give me a break. Come on, Rachel, they wouldn't have killed you to dance just 144 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:21,910 once with Lieutenant Murtaugh. 145 00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:24,910 Carl, the man came dressed as a sofa. 146 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:48,020 Richie? Did you have a good time trick -or -treating? Oh, we had a great time 147 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,020 out, Rachel. 148 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,920 Well, let's get you out of this costume. You must be so hot. Oh, no, no, he's 149 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,960 fine, I'm ready. Oh, yeah, fine, fine. Yeah, we just came back to make a pit 150 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,660 stop, and we're on our way back out now. 151 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,900 Oh, but we're out of candy. 152 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,060 No, I think there's been a little mix -up. 153 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,280 Why, whatever do you mean? 154 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,120 Rachel. 155 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,040 And I'm sorry. You're sorry? He's sorry. 156 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,640 Don't hand us that. 157 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:19,580 But don't you guys think that part of the blame is due to the enormous 158 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,900 popularity of Spider -Man? Oh, I just... Calm down. 159 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,440 He let his hormones overpower his good judgment. 160 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,280 Harriet, that is no excuse. 161 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,620 Young man, you are in for major punishment. 162 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,980 It is so major that it hasn't even been invented yet. 163 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,620 you think of it, it is going to be so awful that the damn Hussein will say, 164 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,060 whoa, Carl, lighten up. 165 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,260 Go ahead, Dad. I got it coming. 166 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,980 Yeah, we're getting in that kitchen and talk to Richie. He's a very hurt little 167 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:53,980 boy right now. 168 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,160 Yes, ma 'am. 169 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:04,300 And, Mom, you were right about my hormones overpowering my good judgment. 170 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,880 You see, at my age, I'm... 171 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:10,339 Kind of heavy on the hormones and light on the good judgment. 172 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,520 Don't hand us that! 173 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,760 Hey, 174 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,280 Ritzmeister. 175 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,160 Can I talk to you a second? 176 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,280 Why don't you get Waldo to do it? 177 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,540 Ouch. 178 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,280 I guess I deserve that, huh? 179 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,280 I'm sorry, man. 180 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,220 I really let you down. 181 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240 Eddie? 182 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,460 Yeah? 183 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,300 Don't you like me? 184 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,680 Are you kidding? 185 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,540 You're my best bud. 186 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,840 Best buds don't dump you for a girl. 187 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,640 Hey, Rich. 188 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:25,380 Do you remember last week when we were at the mall and you saw that red bike 189 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,380 through the toy store window? 190 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,900 Yeah, the 10 -speed with the electric horn? Uh -huh. I wanted that baby the 191 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,900 second I saw it. 192 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,700 Well, that's the way I felt when I saw Angela. 193 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,110 Really? When you were... rather have a bike? 194 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:41,790 Not anymore. 195 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,830 And someday, you won't either. 196 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,450 Wow, that's scary. 197 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,570 You know, I'll tell you what was scary. 198 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:55,510 When I came home and found out you were gone, 199 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:58,790 boy, I was real scared. 200 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:00,490 Really? 201 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:06,610 Yeah, I mean, I was afraid something terrible might have happened to you. 202 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,680 You were really worried? 203 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,780 Of course, Richie. 204 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,560 I don't just like you. 205 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,840 I love you, little guy. 206 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,000 All right. 207 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,060 Best buds again? 208 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,380 Best buds. 209 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,540 Listen. If we hurry, we can still get in a little trick -or -treating. 210 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,800 You up for it? I sure am. 211 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,480 So does he get much candy with Waldo? 212 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,000 Are you kidding? 213 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,720 He threw eggs at houses and then rang the doorbell. 214 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,700 That tape is relaxing. 215 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,460 Yes. 216 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:18,780 Remind me to... to thank Steve for making me a copy. 217 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,360 Okay. 218 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,900 Hmm. 219 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,850 Matters is a Miller -Boyette production in association with Lorimar Television 220 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:30,390 and is distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television Distribution. 15620