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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:08,480 Carl, I called the precinct and told them you wouldn't be in again today. 2 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,600 Oh, thank you, baby gums. 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,980 Now, is there anything else you need before I go to work? 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,240 No. 5 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,860 I think I'll just lie here and let the germs eat away at my body. 6 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,480 Well, look at it this way. 7 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:24,920 It'll be years before you feel the loss. 8 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,840 Oh, that's right, Harriet. Moths are sick. 9 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:33,400 I'm sorry, honey. Now, listen. Drink lots of fluids and get plenty of rest. 10 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,350 Peace. Good morning, sunshine. 11 00:00:53,650 --> 00:00:57,710 Steve. And how's our congested cop today? 12 00:00:58,450 --> 00:00:59,910 Why aren't you in school? 13 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:02,170 Well, because I meet him here. 14 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,320 I simply called Principal Shimano and asked him if I could skip a day. 15 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,060 Well, he was thrilled to grant my request. 16 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,280 Remind me to thank him. 17 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:18,420 Hey, let's play a board game, big guy. I brought a bonanza of choices. 18 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,840 No, thank you. 19 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,820 All I want to do is lie here and rest. 20 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,300 Monopoly? 21 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,960 No. Clue? 22 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:27,340 No. Parcheesi? No. 23 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,960 Scrabble, checkers, shoes and ladders, yachts, he rests, Mr. Brede. 24 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:36,240 No, no, no. 25 00:02:15,190 --> 00:02:17,990 Good night. 26 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:30,510 Good night. Good night. 27 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:02,740 down to the side. 28 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:05,600 Maybe I should just shave it all off and start all over. 29 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,620 Go for it. 30 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,920 I've been nominated for homecoming queen. Why aren't you excited? 31 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,180 Three reasons. 32 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:35,869 longer than the other. 33 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:40,390 So? So when we slow dance, we end up making small circles to the left. 34 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:45,750 I'm still hoping Ted Kern will ask me. 35 00:03:45,990 --> 00:03:49,710 Well, Ted better ask you soon. Otherwise, you're going to end up going 36 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,710 frightening geek. 37 00:04:05,450 --> 00:04:08,870 With your smile, you're charming that bodacious bod. 38 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:13,290 At least you can count on one vote. 39 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:14,790 I mean, two. 40 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:20,190 So, where are my luscious little love bucket? 41 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,170 Want to go to the homecoming dance with me? 42 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,730 No, thanks. 43 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,070 All right, yes! 44 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:31,890 What are you so happy about? She just turned you down. 45 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:33,950 Ah, yes, but with a simple no. 46 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:36,900 Yesterday she said, drop dead, nerd boy. 47 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:46,740 I'm wearing you down, baby. 48 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,480 I'm wearing you down. 49 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:03,240 Harry, what have you always wanted but never been able to get? My own 50 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,240 housekeeper. 51 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,940 My own bathroom. Besides that. 52 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,380 More closet space. 53 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:10,980 You know, you're ruining this. 54 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,940 Piano lessons, babe. You always wanted piano lessons. 55 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:20,100 Carl, we're stretching every dollar now. Nobody in this family can afford to 56 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,100 learn anything. 57 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,140 Sweetheart, that's the beauty of it. These lessons are free. How come? 58 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,660 Well, I nabbed a purse snatcher today. And the little old lady who owned the 59 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:33,160 purse was so grateful, she offered me free piano lessons. 60 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,930 Could you keep the enthusiasm down just a little, Harry? 61 00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:42,090 I'm sorry, honey. 62 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,310 You're right. 63 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:48,690 Besides, we've got this great piano over here, and I've always wanted to really 64 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,570 learn how to play it. Well, now you can. 65 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:53,370 Thank you, sweetheart. 66 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:55,310 Have I made you happy, hon? Yes, you have. 67 00:05:57,210 --> 00:05:58,210 How happy? 68 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:03,490 You'll never know, because I have to go pick up the kids. 69 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,280 I think we'll jump for a door and get it sorted or not. Somebody's asking again, 70 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,940 isn't that all you want me? Oh, Lord, my pet, won't you please go with me? 71 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:18,640 I told you no, so I'll be more prepared to go out that door and go play in some 72 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,640 tracks. 73 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,820 Ma, I've asked you to the dance 26 times and you've shot me down 26 times. 74 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:40,670 Will you go to the dance with me? 75 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,590 No. Please! 76 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,150 Please! 77 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:45,910 Please! 78 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:52,570 No! If you don't leave, I'll just drag you into the backyard and turn the guard 79 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,490 holes on you, and you know what that's like. 80 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,370 That won't be necessary. 81 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,260 I'm hoping Ted Curran will ask me. 82 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,720 Ted Curran? 83 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,420 You mean the good -looking, popular jock with straight A's? 84 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:20,060 Yeah. Well, what do you see in that loser? 85 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,600 I like him. 86 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:24,860 A lot. 87 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,200 Well, what are you going to do if this Curran character doesn't ask you? 88 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,520 Then I won't go. 89 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,980 But, Maura, you have to. You were nominated for Homecoming Queen. 90 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,159 I don't care. If I can't go to the dance with Ted, then I won't go at all. I 91 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,679 refuse to settle for second best. 92 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,450 I understand. 93 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:48,670 That's the way I feel about you. 94 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:59,530 Okay, men, hit the showers. 95 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:07,630 Karen, a moment of your time, please. 96 00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:09,370 What is it, Uncle? 97 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,170 Look, this won't take long. 98 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:14,330 I just want to know who you're taking to the homecoming dance. 99 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,380 I haven't asked anyone yet. 100 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,200 Well, how do you feel about Laura Winslow? 101 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:20,740 How do I feel? 102 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,240 Oh, man, she's the prettiest girl in the school. 103 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,860 I'd love to take her, but I heard she's turned down every guy who's asked. 104 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:29,860 Well, if you ask her, she won't turn you down. 105 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:31,780 Really? 106 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,020 How do you know? I just know, okay? 107 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,700 I'm sorry. 108 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,120 I occasionally suffer from irregularities. 109 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:43,540 Oh, this is great. 110 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:44,809 This is great. 111 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:45,810 I'll ask her today. 112 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:47,430 Excellent. 113 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,510 Wait a minute. 114 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:50,790 Erica, why are you doing this? 115 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,170 I mean, everybody knows you're crazy about Laura. 116 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:54,990 Ironic, isn't it? 117 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:59,870 But Laura wants to go with you, and all I care about is her happiness. 118 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,370 Wow. 119 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:05,110 You're like some kind of nerd saint. 120 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,000 Hey, sorry I can't be here for your first piano lesson, but the fuzzballs 121 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,340 couldn't do without old Master Blaster Winslow. 122 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:36,320 Good evening. Is Harriet Winslow here? 123 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,700 Who wants to know? 124 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,210 I'm here to give Harriet a piano lesson. 125 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:53,510 Oh, no, you're not. 126 00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,150 A sweet little old lady's supposed to do that. 127 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,430 What have you done with her? 128 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:02,050 Well, if you're referring to my mother, I'll be taking over her lessons for a 129 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:04,730 while. She came down with a terrible cold that she caught from some 130 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,730 cop. 131 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:13,050 I see. 132 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:17,250 Well, I'm Carl Winslow, and this is your student. 133 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,300 My wife, Harriet. 134 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,860 Hello, Mr. Marbles. Please, call me Oscar. Oscar. 135 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,260 Shall we begin? 136 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,440 Certainly. 137 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:33,620 Thank you. 138 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:34,759 You're welcome. 139 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,760 Well... 140 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,760 on the keyboard. 141 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:51,340 Now let me put my hands on yours to help you find the proper notes. 142 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,780 This is middle C. 143 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,040 Am I crowding you? 144 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,560 Oh, no, not at all. 145 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,360 What is that lovely fragrance? 146 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,760 Arpège? Chanel? 147 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,400 Barbecue chicken. 148 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,760 With a splash of tub and tire cleaner. 149 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:14,640 You have a wonderful sense of humor. That's very rare in a beautiful woman. 150 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:15,860 Thank you. 151 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,580 I'm not going bowling. 152 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:24,899 You're not? 153 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:25,900 How come? 154 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 I'm sick. 155 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:30,580 Sneeze, sneeze. 156 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:35,120 I think I'm having a relapse of that overweight cop virus. 157 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,480 Oh, that's too bad. 158 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:41,840 Oh, isn't it, though? But you just go right ahead with your piano lesson. I'll 159 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,780 just sit right here and listen like a hawk. 160 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,960 Were you dancing with Vicky and Marianne? 161 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,320 Yeah. 162 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,420 Which one of them is your date? 163 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 They both are. 164 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,820 Why did you bring two girls to the dance? 165 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,420 Well, I really like Vicky, but Marianne has a car. 166 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,240 Well, though, that is a rotten thing to do. 167 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:47,320 Yeah, and it backfired. See, Marianne's car is a two -seater, so I had to take 168 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,320 the bus. 169 00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:00,490 You look heartbreakingly beautiful tonight. 170 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,210 So, uh, are you having a good time with Ted? 171 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:08,410 Absolutely. This is the best night of my entire life. This is like a dream come 172 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:09,410 true. 173 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:14,930 I'm sorry, Steve. 174 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,910 Hey, it's okay. 175 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,350 I'm happy for you. In a heart -sick, gut -wrenching, near suicidal... 176 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,130 Laura, would you like to dance? Sure. 177 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:01,940 I'm having a great time. 178 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,319 Me too. 179 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,320 I had to think that I almost didn't ask you. 180 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,220 I was sure hoping you would. 181 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,800 Oh, I had cold feet until Steve pulled me in. 182 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:12,820 Steve? 183 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,480 Yeah, he said if I asked you, you'd probably say yes. 184 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,920 But that makes no sense. 185 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,620 Steve is upset with me. 186 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,720 He freaks out when I even mention another guy. 187 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,560 Well, he said he realized that going to the dance with me would make you happy. 188 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,300 And that's all he really cares about. 189 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,120 Steve's at it. 190 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,120 Steve Urkel? 191 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240 Yeah. 192 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:50,280 I don't believe it. Only one lesson and 193 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,660 already I can play it's a bit suspicous. 194 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,160 Well, you are exceptional. 195 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,520 Thank you. 196 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:01,520 I've taught piano for over 14 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 197 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,920 Good night. 198 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,520 Good night, Oscar. Thank you again, here. 199 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:13,860 You're welcome. And if you ever need to... How about a snack? 200 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,540 Carl Wessler, have you lost your mind? 201 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,680 Oh, come on, Harry. One sandwich won't hurt. I'm not talking about that. I'm 202 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,820 talking about your rude, childish behavior this evening. 203 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,640 your busy fingers marbles at? 204 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,340 Busy fingers? 205 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,360 Harriet, he was all over you. 206 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,540 Groping and pawing and touching. He was not. 207 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:43,660 Let me place my hands on yours to help you find the proper keys. 208 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,240 What's that lovely fragrance that you're wearing? 209 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,340 Give me a break. 210 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,080 Carl, you're doing it again. 211 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:56,160 Every time somebody looks at me cross -eyed, you go bananas. 212 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,660 You've got to stop being so jealous. 213 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,090 That piano guy was making moves on my wife. 214 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,690 Harriet, he was trying to get you between the sheet music. 215 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:07,849 With you sitting right here watching? 216 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,569 Well, those musicians are kinky. 217 00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:15,730 I don't know, Harriet. 218 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:23,369 You're a beautiful, vibrant, terrific woman, and frankly, I'm scared. 219 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:35,290 A guy who's younger and thinner and more handsome is going to come along and 220 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,290 steal you away from me. 221 00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:40,370 Carl, that will never happen. 222 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:42,670 It won't? 223 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:46,390 I make the choice of who I want to be with, and I choose you. 224 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,930 Tonight our football team was magnificent. 225 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,470 They ran. 226 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,690 They passed. 227 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,590 There was no stopping them. 228 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,610 But then the other team showed up. 229 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,310 You know the rest. 230 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:24,590 Well, now, it's time to announce our homecoming queen. 231 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:33,770 Would the three nominees kindly haul their butts 232 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,770 up here? 233 00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:36,370 Ebony Pearson. 234 00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,110 Laura Windblow. 235 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,850 And go see the Chutweiler. 236 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:57,610 This year, the Vanderbilt homecoming queen is... Laura! 237 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,490 Congratulations, Laura. 238 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,650 Keep it short. 239 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,030 Oh, thank you, everybody. 240 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,530 Okay, that was beautiful. 241 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,830 But now it's time for the queen's dance. 242 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:32,250 Who's the lucky young man, Laura? 243 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,700 goes to the one guy who's always treated me like a queen, Steve Urkel. 17146