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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,260 Hey, hey, I'll race you. 2 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,800 You win. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:12,940 Thank you, my dear. 4 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:15,120 I am a blur. 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,680 Laura, 6 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:23,840 what's the matter? 7 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:30,420 Well, it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a great big zero in the babe department. 8 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:33,470 I didn't get one single birthday card from a guy. 9 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:39,010 I mean, I got 23 cards, six from relatives, and 17 from Steve Urkel. 10 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:44,330 And this one even has his face on it. 11 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:47,850 Wait. Before you open that up, let me leave. 12 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:16,380 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 13 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:20,180 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 14 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:23,840 Some people say it's even harder to find. 15 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:30,960 Well, in them upbeats of magic glue, inside these gentle walls, 16 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:38,100 all I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of 17 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,100 everything. 18 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:55,850 We'll see you 19 00:01:55,850 --> 00:02:04,530 next 20 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:05,530 time. 21 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Say, man, I'm dating three chicks right now, and it's getting kind of expensive 22 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 with inflation. 23 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:53,240 Oh, I get it. They're not real girls. They're inflatable. 24 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:06,340 Waldo, just loan me $20 so I can take Amy to the movies. 25 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,300 Use your noggin, Eddie. 26 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,780 Just put Amy in your pocket till you get into your seat. 27 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,240 Then blow her up. 28 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:31,160 Hi. Hey, Mother Winslow. How was your tennis game? 29 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,620 Great. I whipped the Ferguson's in straight sets. 30 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,080 Ooh, doubles. Who was your partner? 31 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,660 I didn't need one, honey. 32 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,199 Happy birthday. 33 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,800 Oh, thank you. 34 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,120 Oh, hi. I'm Daniel. 35 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:24,440 Hi. I'm... leaving. 36 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:30,820 Kids, why don't we go into the kitchen and find something to... to, uh... Eat. 37 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Oh, good, good. Okay. 38 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:49,170 Thank you. 39 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,030 You're welcome. 40 00:04:54,850 --> 00:04:56,370 Can I get you anything to drink? 41 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:58,850 A soda would be nice. 42 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:01,730 Coming right up. 43 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,840 I came to see Laura. 44 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,640 What? You what? 45 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,400 I wanted to give her her birthday gift. 46 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:51,960 What? You what? 47 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,280 You heard me. 48 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:00,520 Hold it. Laura Winslow is spoken for, and the language is Urkel. 49 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,840 Are you kidding me? 50 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,420 I'll have you know that I'm... 51 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:17,650 I'm her, shall I say, a boy toy. 52 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,110 Hey, look, Urkel. 53 00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:25,570 I like Laura. 54 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,730 And what I like, I take. 55 00:06:28,030 --> 00:06:29,030 Whoa! 56 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,390 Whoa! 57 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,230 Take? Yeah. 58 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,610 Girls can't resist me, man. 59 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:37,950 But hey, don't worry. 60 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:40,470 When I get bored with Laura, you can have her back. 61 00:06:48,299 --> 00:06:51,840 You prey on tender and fragile women and break their hearts. 62 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,600 Well, not on purpose. 63 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,260 But hey, I gotta admit, you know, it does happen. 64 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,920 Quite brave of you, considering the risk involved. 65 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:33,980 Hey, wait a minute. What are you talking about? 66 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:38,020 Laura's got the highly infectious mucous nasalosis inflammatus. 67 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,360 Oh, my God. 68 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:43,940 What is that? 69 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,420 Well, it starts off with a little cough. 70 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:56,220 Then your nasal passages swell, and your nose and your throat slam 71 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:57,470 shut. than a clam. 72 00:07:58,850 --> 00:07:59,850 Whoa, man. 73 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:05,050 Yes. And then if you sneeze, why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb 74 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,050 in a cantaloupe. 75 00:08:09,050 --> 00:08:11,930 Hey, wait. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you know, you could be making this whole 76 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:12,709 thing up. 77 00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:13,710 Good. 78 00:08:14,550 --> 00:08:19,030 But if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be ah -choo. 79 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:05,470 Gone. Why? 80 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:06,530 Hmm? 81 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:11,890 Why did he leave? 82 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,450 Why is he not here? 83 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:16,710 Oh, who knows? You know how flighty those pretty boys are. 84 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:23,990 Talk! He might have gotten the idea that he had mucus, nasolosus, and flammicus 85 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:24,990 and that his head would blow up. 86 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:36,660 and designer clothing. 87 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,100 Get out. 88 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,300 Get out now. 89 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,600 Here's a thought. Why don't I just leave? 90 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,720 And don't come back. 91 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:59,700 Ever. Now, you've said that before and you don't really mean it. 92 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,100 This time, I do. 93 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,860 I mean it with every fiber of my being. 94 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,180 I don't ever wanna see you again. 95 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,100 piece of your cake. 96 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:41,900 You feeling better now? 97 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,600 Wonder how Steve is feeling. 98 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:09,890 Don't you think you're a little tough on Steve? 99 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:13,930 No! He chased away Daniel Wallace. 100 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,090 He's the cutest boy in my whole school. 101 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:20,010 Is this the same Daniel Wallace who dumped Maxine a couple months ago? 102 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,930 Yeah. 103 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:25,610 You called him a slimy, low -down, womanizing pig boy. 104 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,890 But that was before. 105 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,250 Now he's interested in me. 106 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:33,610 Oh. 107 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:36,910 Why don't you just leave me alone, okay? 108 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,720 See? Now you're pushing me out. 109 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,080 That's what happens when you start cutting people off. 110 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,900 It becomes a habit. 111 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,200 And as the years go by, you start pushing more and more people out of your 112 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:56,640 And then all of a sudden, you look around, only to find that you're old and 113 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,640 alone. 114 00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,320 Old and alone. 115 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,160 Old and alone. 116 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,360 Old and alone. 117 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:28,260 110, and you're 90 years old today, we have to go to five different stores to 118 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,340 get enough candles for your cake. 119 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,480 What's going on? I mean, when I went to bed, I was 15. I woke up, and I'm 90. 120 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,640 Just be thankful you woke up. 121 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:43,520 Look at me. I got wrinkles, my hair is gray, and I'm slightly lovely in the 122 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,520 end. 123 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,900 Slightly? 124 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,940 You could serve dinner for eight on that. 125 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,010 Let's say you and I go upstairs and fool around, huh? 126 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,160 time. 127 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:39,890 as ever. 128 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:46,050 Those eyes, that hair, and whoa, mama, what a nightie. 129 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:52,430 Eve, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually glad to see you. 130 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,990 Oh, am I? I'm glad to see anything. 131 00:16:55,850 --> 00:17:00,790 Come on, let's sit down. 132 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:04,329 Easier said than done, but I'll give it a shot. 133 00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,940 Really? Yeah. 134 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:32,640 Maybe you and I could... Yes? 135 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,060 Yesterday, I met some chick and got married. 136 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,260 Yoo -hoo! Lulu! 137 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,620 Yes, even darling? 138 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,040 Why, 139 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400 Lulu, Lulu, why? 140 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,500 Charmed, I'm sure. 141 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,110 Actually, I'm glad. 142 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,410 You are? 143 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,090 Yes. 144 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:49,070 Look, Steve, I shouldn't have kicked you out of my life. 145 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,270 Ah, look, you had a right to be upset. 146 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:56,970 After all, I did use my superior intellect to scare away Daniel Wallace. 147 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,410 Maybe I should have thanked you. 148 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,730 I know he's got that love him and leave him rep. 149 00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,450 I was just hoping that maybe I'd be different. 150 00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:17,390 are different well i was afraid that if he realized that too and then 151 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:21,430 i'd lose you you never had me let's not split hairs 152 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:28,350 okay steve i overreacted and i'd like 153 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,350 you to forgive me 154 00:20:56,940 --> 00:21:00,120 steady. No. A date. No. A kiss. No. A handshake. No. I'll see you tomorrow? 155 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,300 Yeah. I'll take it. 10565