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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,079 --> 00:00:12,560 Laura, the most beautiful sister in the world. 2 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,440 Forget it, Eddie. 3 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:17,460 Laura's savings and loan is closed. 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Laura, that's cold. I gave you a compliment, and what do I get back? An 5 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:28,040 I'm sorry, Eddie. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 6 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,480 That's better. 7 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:30,760 So can I borrow 50 bucks? 8 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,140 What happened? Another speeding ticket? 9 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,500 No. 10 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,310 They got me on some obscure technicality. 11 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:44,090 Did you know they expect you to stop at a stop sign every single time? 12 00:00:47,310 --> 00:00:49,950 Sorry, I can't help you, Eddie. I'm saving up for a new computer. 13 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:53,090 That's just like you, to think only of yourself. 14 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:18,360 Steve, I realize people ask you this every day of your life, but why do you 15 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,360 like that? 16 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,240 Well, I've been working in my basement nonstop, and I decided it was time for 17 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,240 our fish stick break. 18 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,240 Mmm. 19 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,600 Now that's flounder. 20 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:46,610 ocean taste? 21 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:52,870 So, uh, you still trying to perfect those radio -controlled garbage cans? 22 00:01:53,390 --> 00:01:56,250 Nah. Not since I had to pick Mom up at the dump. 23 00:01:57,730 --> 00:02:01,110 I'm working on something much more important now. A robot. 24 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:05,530 I've entered the National Robotics Contest. I'm on the verge of creating 25 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:06,530 artificial intelligence. 26 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:09,229 It's a discovery that will change the world. 27 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:11,250 Steve. 28 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,580 Amigo. Compadre. Oh, boy. 29 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,700 Does this contest have cash prizes? 30 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,680 Nope. First prize is a computer. 31 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:21,960 Oh. 32 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,500 Computer. 33 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,440 Did you say computer? 34 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,180 Oh, yeah. Top of the line. Fate of the art. 35 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,280 Well, Steve, if you win that computer, could I maybe borrow it sometime? 36 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:35,740 Oh, for sure. 37 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,280 I already have a computer. I got a used one from NASA. 38 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,080 My Uncle Colonel Colonel Von Urkel gave it to me. 39 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,160 Look, if I win the computer, you can just have the silly old thing. 40 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,940 Thank you! 41 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:19,990 I'm together now. 42 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:21,790 I'll be leaving. 43 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:42,450 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 44 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:46,150 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 45 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,800 Some people say it's even harder to find. 46 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:56,840 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 47 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:04,680 All I see is a tower of dreams. Real love bursting out of everything. 48 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,589 We'll smother the blues with tenderness. 49 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:27,970 It's room for you, room for me, for 50 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,870 gentle hearts and opportunity. 51 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:37,630 It's the bigger love of the family. 52 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,300 Blank, blank, now. 53 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,580 Oh, I give up. It's too hard. 54 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:04,540 Um, if they could see me now. 55 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,700 Yep, Shirley MacLennan, sweet Shirley. 56 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 Very good. 57 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,380 Now beat it. 58 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,980 I watch too much TV. 59 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,440 Oh, Winslow, is that a new dress? Yep. 60 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:31,280 Oh, it is gorgeous. 61 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,160 Oh, I'm glad you like it. 62 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:37,100 It was so expensive, I had to write you out of my will. 63 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:47,360 Where are you going? 64 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:49,640 I'm going dancing with Fletcher Thomas. 65 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:53,580 Again? Mama, that's twice in one week. So? 66 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,200 Mother, I just plain don't like that Fletcher guy. 67 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,760 I mean, I see the way he looks at you when you walk by. 68 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:04,860 Really? Oh, that walk you showed me is pay it all. 69 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,220 Sorry, honey. Scrunch your stuff. 70 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:10,180 Freak those hips. 71 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,820 Step and sway. 72 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,140 Step and sway. 73 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,520 Gotta take his breath away. 74 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,040 Oh, great. 75 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:22,620 Terrific. My wife and my sister -in -law are giving my mother floozy lessons. 76 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,960 Carl, I'm 80 years old and Fletcher is 83. 77 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:33,040 We're spending a lot of time together because we don't have a lot of time 78 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:38,760 And that's it, Mom? 79 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,060 Oh, no. 80 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,340 We also get two -for -one discounts for the hot tub club. 81 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:11,580 Mother. 82 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,900 Oh, well, well. 83 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,160 The paper's not here yet. 84 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:22,080 Mother. It is 6 .15 in the morning. Where were you? 85 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,060 I was with Fletcher. What? 86 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:25,700 Was he there? 87 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,680 Um, was he ever. 88 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:34,780 Lighten up. 89 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:36,920 Okay, Mother, that is it. 90 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,420 I don't want you to see that Fletcher ever again. 91 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:40,780 What? 92 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,720 You heard me. He is off limits. 93 00:07:44,820 --> 00:07:46,460 Carl, I'm your mother. 94 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,520 But, Mama... You show me respect. 95 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:52,540 But, Mama, you... I know your stubbornness on you, but you don't have 96 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,540 like a jackass. 97 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:08,110 Waldo, my traffic ticket has to be paid by tomorrow, or I could lose my license. 98 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,950 Do you think maybe you could borrow the money from your sister? 99 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:18,230 Sorry, my whole family's saving up to send my brother Ronaldo to the Olympics. 100 00:08:19,190 --> 00:08:20,630 Oh, what's his event? 101 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:26,670 You mean you have to pick one ahead of time? 102 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:30,750 Well, that's usually the way it works. 103 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:34,260 Oh. He was just gonna go to Barcelona and get in the shortest line. 104 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,740 Have you guys seen Laura? 105 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,180 Nope. Sure you have. Pretty girl, dark hair. 106 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,880 Your sister, for God's sakes. 107 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,500 I meant I haven't seen her today. 108 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,620 Oh. Cool. 109 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,080 achievement. The one, the only. 110 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,530 His intelligence doubles every 20 minutes. 111 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,850 Every 18 minutes and 35 seconds to be exact. 112 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:42,929 I like it, Lily. 113 00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,510 This is Urkelbot. 114 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:46,990 If you did it, you'd build a robot. 115 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,129 Oh, yes. 116 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,130 Yes, yes. 117 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:55,070 He talks and everything. Steve, you're a sister in first prize. And you'll get 118 00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:56,230 your computer, baby cake. 119 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:58,610 Urkelbot's kind of cute. 120 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:04,510 And you, my dear, are a fight for sore optical skin. 121 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:09,990 And you and Steven Q. Urkel formed a human emotional attachment. 122 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:11,890 What? 123 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:13,970 for each other's minds. 124 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,080 We're being replaced by machines, man. 125 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,640 Now listen, Mother. 126 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,340 I'm afraid I have to lay down the law. 127 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,380 No more Fletcher Thomas. 128 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,780 No more discussion. 129 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,100 Don't argue with me. 130 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:54,430 sorry mommy i 131 00:14:54,430 --> 00:15:01,230 hate it when you're mad at 132 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:07,490 me ma i don't know why i'm so crazed about you and fletcher thomas you don't 133 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:13,490 well it's just that when he looks at you it's obvious that he really likes you 134 00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:16,810 and respects you how can you trust a man like that 135 00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,390 Let me ask you something. 136 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,250 Did you trust your father? 137 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,710 Absolutely. 138 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:27,410 Everybody did. 139 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:31,510 My father was the finest man who ever walked this earth. 140 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:33,070 Yes, he was. 141 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,690 And that's why I chose him. 142 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:38,410 And I might add, I had plenty to choose from. 143 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:45,010 I was a knockout, honey. 144 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:50,830 Mama, you still are a knockout. 145 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:59,480 Son, if I had the good taste to choose your father, shouldn't you trust my 146 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,580 judgment now, huh? 147 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,340 Yes, ma 'am. 148 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,140 Well, then, come here and hold me. 149 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,440 I love you, you little devil. I'm sorry. 150 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,420 That was me. 151 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,780 I can be anyone. 152 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,300 Steve, go home. 153 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:24,780 Steve, go home. 154 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,060 Steve, go home. 155 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,640 Steve, go home. 156 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,860 function than happily ever after. 157 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:00,940 Come on, baby. 158 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,180 Let's energize. 159 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:03,980 Mom! 160 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,160 Mom! Is that you? 161 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,820 Let me see. Where are you? 162 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:09,060 In my closet. 163 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,440 No, I'm not. 164 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,460 I'm in New York on a business trip. 165 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,200 I want you to turn this thing into a go -kart. 166 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:11,480 But, but, but Laura, all he needs is a little reprogramming. I'll make a few 167 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,240 minor adjustments to his personality circuits. 168 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,620 But he was a monster! 169 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:18,480 Well, I will grant you subtlety wasn't his strong point. 170 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,920 But Laura, Ergobot was a machine with feelings. 171 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,400 He fell hopelessly in love with you. 172 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:30,280 So let's be honest. The only thing he was really guilty of was having good 173 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,280 taste. 174 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,480 sweet Steve. 175 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,940 Well, I'm a sweet kind of guy, Laura. 176 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:45,120 And it's my fondest dream that someday you'll realize that and marry me. 177 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,360 Oh, yeah. 178 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,960 We'll build a clever house on the banks of the Susquehanna River and we'll have 179 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,900 3 .2 children and 1 .7 dogs and a kitty and a dog. Oh, and you'll make me lunch 180 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,760 every day and I'll barbecue every night. 12547