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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,159 --> 00:00:16,159 Think, 2 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:20,500 Tom. Look at those angels. 3 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,320 Look at those sunsets. 4 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,040 Look at those men. 5 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:28,140 Look at that buffet. 6 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:33,360 Carl, are you sure we can afford this trip? 7 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,760 No. 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,900 But sometimes, Harry, you just have to go for it. 9 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:42,370 And as long as there are no unexpected expenses, we are on our way. 10 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:13,800 It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper 11 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:20,080 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 12 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,220 harder to find. 13 00:01:22,460 --> 00:01:28,260 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 14 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:36,440 Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of every scene. 15 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:03,190 Well, it's going to cost a fortune to fix a roof. 16 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,670 We'll have to cancel our vacation. 17 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:08,050 No, no, not cancel. 18 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:10,870 Postpone. I'll fix the roof myself. 19 00:02:11,430 --> 00:02:13,950 And I'll buy a sparkly gown and open for Diana Ross. 20 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,990 What are you trying to say? 21 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:27,990 I'm saying it's a nice idea that you want to fix the roof yourself, but you 22 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:29,050 can't do it. 23 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:32,970 And why not, if you please? 24 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,490 Remember when you put in that bathroom for your mother? Yes, what about it? 25 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:38,450 Well, you ran the gas line into the toilet. 26 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:42,810 First time she flushed, it blew her into the basement. 27 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:53,630 Well, there you go again, Harriet. 28 00:02:55,210 --> 00:03:01,200 You know, whenever I try to fix something, do I ever hear, go... for it, 29 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,200 You can do it, Carl. 30 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,520 I'm behind you, Carl. 31 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:07,260 No. 32 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:10,340 You give me. You'll be sorry, Carl. 33 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,220 Hire a professional, Carl. 34 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:16,000 You'll pull your mother into the basement, Carl. 35 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,100 Well, I'm going to fix the roof, Harriet. 36 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,640 And I'm going to fix the roof. 37 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,140 had such a tall house. 38 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:06,580 You need a tall house because you got a tall son. 39 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,660 Son? Yes, Dad. 40 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,920 You do that again, and I'm taking you with me. 41 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,560 Right, Dad. 42 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:30,820 Your mother doesn't believe that I can... fix 43 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:31,820 the roof. 44 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,100 Well, you and I are gonna prove her wrong. 45 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,240 Why do I always have to be involved? 46 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,980 I mean, why can't you just prove Mom wrong? 47 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,500 Because I want you and I to spend some quality time together. 48 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,840 Is it that or because you're not paying me? 49 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,800 Well, that's what makes the time quality. 50 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:11,850 tie this rope to the box by watching this program this whole house. 51 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,510 We'll use that stuff tomorrow. 52 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:34,210 Right now, it's time to play 53 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,320 Because if we can't find it, we can't fix it. 54 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:46,860 Most leaks in your roof are caused by soft spots. 55 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:52,520 See, so you have to probe very cautiously, very carefully. 56 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,860 See, because otherwise, a small hole... 57 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:13,970 Pretty good. 58 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:15,830 You found a leak. 59 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:30,630 Phillips, a moment of your time, if you please. 60 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:32,590 What do you want, Jerkel? 61 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:17,910 the road climb. 62 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:20,930 No matter how hard I try, I just can't do it. 63 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,850 I have the same problem with Mr. Potato Head. 64 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:28,150 All right, fellas, you get to go first. 65 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,430 I'll only go half speed. 66 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:35,770 I mean, we don't want Lori to faint. 67 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,430 But you make me look great. 68 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:22,470 Oh, chain it, Phillips. 69 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:26,810 You may have been a better man today, but you hear me. 70 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:32,310 In a fortnight, not only will I make it up to the top of that rope, but I'll do 71 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,670 it faster than he is. 72 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:36,450 Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? 73 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,030 Don't do it, Urkel. Money has germs on it. 74 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,900 Steve Urkel would get out of this jam by using the biggest muscle he had. 75 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:43,980 His brain. 76 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,820 So I broke out in this weird purple rash. 77 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,960 And for two weeks, everything tasted like mustard. 78 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,700 That's why polyester chafes my thighs. 79 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600 Great story, Dad. 80 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,280 Oh, my gosh. 81 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360 What's wrong? 82 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,440 We're done. 83 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,200 We're actually done. 84 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,020 Really? Yeah. 85 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,480 Hey. 86 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,680 You did it, Dad. 87 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:30,700 You fixed the room. 88 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,580 Yeah. I did, didn't I? 89 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:42,580 When this old world starts getting me down, and people are just too much for 90 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:43,580 to fit. 91 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:51,500 I climb way up to the top of the scale, and all my cares 92 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,880 just drift right into space. 93 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:46,610 too bad i was looking forward to humiliating him i wonder he's so 94 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,370 put all his good qualities on the house 95 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,930 Jack. Jack. 96 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:37,250 What happened? 97 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,370 He fixed the roof. 98 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,930 The bottom line is, I fixed the roof. 99 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:51,950 Yes, Carl, you fixed the roof. And all it cost you was an arm. 100 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,420 If you haven't been watching Star Trek Enterprise, tune in and find out what 101 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:23,760 you've been missing. Tonight at 8, Archer must find a way to unite the 102 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,880 leaders on board the Enterprise against the warmongering Romulans on an all -new 103 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,880 Star Trek Enterprise. 104 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,960 Now stay tuned for Family Matters coming up next on UPN 27. 105 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,500 And it's distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television Distribution. 7599