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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,920 You know, I love this room. 2 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,120 It reminds me so much of a kitchen. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,820 Waldo, this is a kitchen. 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,120 Hello. 5 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,020 This is an exercise. 6 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:28,120 Everybody wants an exercise. If you want to exercise, get Arnold Schwarzenegger 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,120 or somebody. 8 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:30,340 Dad? 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,200 You okay? 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,980 No, I'm not. 11 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:37,040 Kids, take a look at me. 12 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,940 How would you describe my physique? 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,640 Big bone. 14 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,040 Huh? 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,240 Wide load. 16 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:57,120 What do you know? I know this is the kitchen. 17 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,920 Lieutenant Murtaugh chewed me out today. 18 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:09,180 He said I was out of condition, and he wants me to beat him down in the police 19 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:11,380 gym for a serious workout at 5 .30 sharp. 20 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:13,060 But it's only 4 o 'clock, Dad. 21 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,259 I know. 22 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,700 I'm going to stop for some waffles on the way. 23 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:22,520 Hey, you want to come hang out with us, kidster? 24 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:28,060 I'm going to stay right here and enjoy the fact that I am momentarily Urkelis. 25 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:32,660 You know, I hardly recognize you without them. 26 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,820 That's because he's usually buzzing around me like the world's nerdiest man. 27 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,020 And the cute guys show me like to play because they don't want to put up with 28 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,020 the UAF. 29 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,900 UAF? Urkel Annoyance Factor. 30 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,360 No, Laura. 31 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:51,200 Hang in there. Your dream guy can walk up to your life when you least expect 32 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,680 Now you two be home by midnight. 33 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:46,440 be some magic clue inside these gentle walls cause all I 34 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:51,940 see is a tower of dreams real love bursting out of every scene 35 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:46,410 waltz right out of there today in broad daylight? 36 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:51,690 Well, Lowell did, but they detained me for five minutes for looking suspicious. 37 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:57,170 Come on, Lowell. We have to get you back in the basement before Ma and Pa... 38 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:14,630 you could cut before then. 39 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:17,070 Well, that's a risk I've got to take. 40 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:20,470 Lowell's my friend, and friends help each other. 41 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:27,710 I mean, I was just picturing Lowell jumping from that Cessna at 10 ,000 42 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,240 up in traffic. 43 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,500 Don't lie to me, Winslow. 44 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:26,520 I smell syrup on your breath. 45 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,040 I just had one waffle, sir. 46 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,120 Sure, it starts with one waffle, then it's two, then three. 47 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,340 Before you know it, you need Vaseline and a shoehorn to get into your squad 48 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,260 Sir, can we get on with this? I'd like to go home. I have a family. 49 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:53,320 This treadmill is the secret to my incredible physique. 50 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,660 Thanks to this treadmill, I was able to chase down Nitro Newton, the Boston 51 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:00,660 bomber. 52 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:01,940 Made me a hero. 53 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,200 Wouldn't you like to be a hero? 54 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,780 Instead of just eating them? 55 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,940 You know, I object to that crack, sir. 56 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,560 You outrank me, but you do not have the right to treat me with disrespect. 57 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:18,820 I don't? 58 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:25,050 I don't mind exercising, but no more jokes about my weight, okay? 59 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:27,850 Fine. Now get on this treadmill. 60 00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:29,850 Both of you. 61 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:41,730 Congratulations. You're about to exercise on Altrea, the automated 62 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,690 treadmill. Talk to me, baby. 63 00:07:46,190 --> 00:07:48,970 Please state your personal code name now. 64 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,190 Personal code name? 65 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:55,030 It starts you on your individual program. I recommend you use mine. 66 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:57,410 It'll help you get in shape front of it. 67 00:07:57,770 --> 00:08:00,450 Please state your personal code name now. 68 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:02,650 Stallion. 69 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:10,150 Stallion. Little nickname I picked up during a moment of passion when I was 70 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:11,150 young and alone. 71 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,390 But Laura is especially delicate. 72 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:29,170 Why, her little bird heart can only take so much shot. 73 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:34,150 Steve! What are you doing here? 74 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:39,090 My dad ordered me to get rid of Lowell. He found out I was hiding him out in the 75 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,170 house. How? 76 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:45,630 Well, Lowell got a hold of my dad's credit card and ran him up on the home 77 00:09:45,630 --> 00:09:46,630 shopping network. 78 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:52,050 He bought three gold chains, a refrigerator, and a... 79 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,680 leave for me now. 80 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,980 zipped about the ape in Laura's room. 81 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,520 Red alert. Red alert. 82 00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,600 The hole's gone. He's loosing the house. 83 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,840 Let's split before he wants his money back. 84 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,840 Coffee. 85 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,960 I need coffee. 86 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,480 What's with you? 87 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:08,920 I just had the worst nightmare of my whole life. 88 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,340 What? That you had to move out and pay rent? 89 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:19,870 No. See, I was out on this date with Denzel Washington, and he kept begging 90 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:20,870 to kiss him. 91 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:26,310 So I puckered up and closed my eyes, and he planted one on me. 92 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:30,510 But when I opened my eyes, it wasn't Denzel. It was some ugly -looking ape. 93 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:36,730 Major, you've got to stop eating those meatball sandwiches before bed. 94 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,430 They're messing you up, baby. 95 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,960 I have enough trouble with men when I'm awake. 96 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,420 Congratulations. You're exercising on Altrea. 97 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,900 State your personal code name now. 98 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:04,680 Stallion. 99 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,760 State your personal code name now. 100 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,120 Stallion. State your personal code name now. 101 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,660 Stallion. The code name is Stallion. 102 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:25,340 Please enter the number of minutes you... Hello, Myrtle. 103 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:27,710 You recognize this voice? 104 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:31,210 It's me, Nitro Newton, the Boston bomber. 105 00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:36,930 You bragged about being such great shape when you busted me last month. Said the 106 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,550 treadmill was my downfall. 107 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:42,170 Well, this treadmill will be your downfall. 108 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,850 I'd put a bomb in it, Murtaugh. 109 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:46,150 A bomb? 110 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,950 That's right, a bomb. 111 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:53,610 You understand, Murtaugh? You're gonna blow up the second you step off this 112 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:54,610 machine. 113 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,580 You're an arrogant, pompous jerk, Murtaugh. 114 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,440 And now you're gonna die. 115 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,200 I'm not Murtaugh. I'm Winslow. 116 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,840 You're blowing up the wrong guy. 117 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,080 Keep walking, Murtaugh. You'll be blown to bits. 118 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,740 Help! Help me! 119 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,380 Help! 120 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,240 What's the matter, Carl? 121 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,400 Listen, we're all cops in this room, right? 122 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,060 Right! I mean, we stick together, right? 123 00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:32,520 Right! Good! 124 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,440 Because there's a bomb in this machine. 125 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,940 squad, okay? I'm on my way. Do you want me to get Lieutenant Murtaugh in here? 126 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:53,860 Jaworski, if this bomb goes off, it'll kill anybody who's in the room with me. 127 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,700 Get him in here. 128 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,620 Okay, just stay calm. 129 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,660 I can walk forever. 130 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,300 I feel good. 131 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,200 I feel great. 132 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,060 Came as soon as I heard. 133 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,800 Is the bomb spot on the way? 134 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,640 No, all the bomb units are busy. 135 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200 All of them? How come? 136 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,840 The Middle East Peace Conference is in town. 137 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,820 What? Should you keep walking? 138 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:01,910 What gets here? 139 00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,609 expert in the United States Marine Corps. Oh, really? 140 00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:15,349 Well, I wish he was here. 141 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,069 No, I think we're better off without Stumpy. 142 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,750 Oh. 143 00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:26,390 There's enough explosives in there to level the entire building. Yeah. 144 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:27,849 Carl. Huh? 145 00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,070 I'm feeling a little faint. 146 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,390 Don't worry, Lieutenant. 147 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,550 You'll be fine. 148 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:36,300 Thank you. 149 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,720 How did you know which wire to pull? 150 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,900 I didn't. 151 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,520 I guessed. 152 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:18,610 love you too, Lo. 153 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:23,950 At least lie down and take a nap. 154 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,730 I don't need to, Harriet. 155 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:30,050 But you were almost blown up. I mean, that had to affect you. Not me. 156 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,330 I am a trained professional. 157 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,290 Stress doesn't affect me one iota. 158 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:47,030 Maybe just a little nap, Harriet. 159 00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,150 Wake me just before Christmas. 160 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:30,850 Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette production in association with Lorimar 161 00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:34,290 Television and is distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television 162 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,290 Distribution. 11613