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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,029 --> 00:00:03,410 Are we gorgeous or what? 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,070 Or what? 3 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:12,470 Oh, Laura, that eyeshadow is perfect on you. You can borrow it any time. No, she 4 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:15,590 can't. It's fine for dress -up, but not outside of the house. 5 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:18,010 Harriet, don't be such a prude. 6 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:20,570 Aunt Harriet's a prune? 7 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:23,630 Prude. 8 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:25,390 Although prune sort of fits. 9 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,590 There is about to be a murder. 10 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:57,330 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 11 00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:01,030 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 12 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,769 Some people say it's even harder to find. 13 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:11,750 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 14 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:16,630 It's all I see. It's a tower of dreams. 15 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:19,590 Real love bursting out of everything. 16 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:27,670 It's the bigger love of the band. 17 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:48,180 awful smell. 18 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:49,560 Carl, what happened? 19 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:54,540 I was out in the backyard minding my own burgers when all of a sudden the wind 20 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:58,440 shifts and I get this stench from Dr. 21 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,900 Urkel's compost heap. So I went over to complain. 22 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:02,840 Carl, you didn't make a scene. 23 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:07,680 Of course not. I politely suggested to Dr. Urkel that the stench from his 24 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:13,040 compost heap was unbearable. He suggested to me that the stench started 25 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,040 walked in his backyard. 26 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,480 I told him, oh, yeah? 27 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,220 Well, that's big talk coming from a little quack. 28 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,920 And then next thing I know, he slam -dunked me into the compost heap. 29 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,800 He threw you? 30 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:35,440 But, Carl, Dr. Urkel is a teeny, tiny man. 31 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,220 He surprised me. 32 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:43,280 But still, the man's a munchkin. 33 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,380 and he ran into my fist. 34 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:16,269 I can't even enjoy a burger in my own backyard. 35 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:19,390 I'd like to throw some urchins on the barbecue. 36 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:03,120 Some say I have no morals and lack 37 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:07,400 propriety. Some say that... 38 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,540 Catch me if you can. 39 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:58,450 for a drink, school mom. 40 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,470 Don't speak to me, you shameless hussy. 41 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:06,810 Normally, I wouldn't set foot in this saloon of sin, but I'm looking for 42 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:11,990 Carr. Oh, honey, your husband's not here. But you know, if you dust it up a 43 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:15,990 little, maybe put on a little ruse, he might come looking for you for a change. 44 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,700 for the good of 45 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:42,900 What do you want here, two guns? 46 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,640 Revenge! 47 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:35,310 Make your moves, Sheriff. 48 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,550 Now, looky here, Tootie. 49 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:53,270 What happened, Two -Gun? 50 00:10:54,010 --> 00:10:56,150 But your pa was a public menace. 51 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:58,970 Maybe so, but he was my pa. 52 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:01,850 And you had no call to do what you done. 53 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:05,790 Well, I done what I did because it had to be done. 54 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,810 Get on your Shetland and ride out of town. 55 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:59,510 Why would the fiercest desperado in the territory run away from a 56 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,770 portly pusillanimous piece of... 57 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:09,610 Don't 58 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:10,610 push me, kid. 59 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:14,170 You may be fast with those guns, but I'm... 60 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,040 smoking in elevators. 61 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,040 What's an elevator? 62 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,320 It's a real fast way to get upstairs. 63 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,740 For me, it's cash. 64 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:58,120 didn't show up i guess the only thing he can shoot off is 65 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,700 yesterday. 66 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,140 It's been a bad week for the Urkels. 67 00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:22,349 Just sing me to it. 68 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,350 I just want you to know that. 69 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,010 I shouldn't have kicked you out of the house, and I'm sorry I yelled. 70 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,980 Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette production in association with Lorimar 71 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,420 Television and is distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television 72 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,420 Distribution. 5210