All language subtitles for Family Matters s02e23 Skip to My Lieu

Goodbye. Wait, my old Steve Demonette.

Where's the fire?

Excluding, of course, the blaze burning
in my heart.

Look, Steve, I'm eating Maxine at the
mall, so I really don't have time to

reject you, okay?

Well, actually, I'm here to see Adol.

Shoot, I just wasted a perfectly good
excuse.

She loves me.

Ooh, I really look down.

Oh, hello.

Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Before you go, I have a big favor to ask
of.

Steve, for the last time, you can't be
seen in public with me.

Now, there's irony.

Less than an hour ago, my father told me
the same thing.

Anyhoo, you once mentioned you got a
primo deal on an I .D. bracelet for

Yeah. I know a guy who gave me a real
good price.

Well, could you send him my way? I want
to get an ID bracelet for Laura.

Why?

Well, because we've reached the jewelry
stage.

Well, that is true.

She has had a ring in your nose for a
long time.

Whatever you say, Steve.

See ya.

Step one,

ID bracelet.

Step two, proposal.

Step three, wedding.

Step four, wedding night.

It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

It's the bigger love.

you tell me who it is.

All right, I'm coming.

Hold your horses.

Will you knock it off?

What the hell? Hello, Lieutenant
Murtaugh.

Winslow, mind if I come in? Not at all,
sir.

Have a seat.

What are you watching? The NBA playoffs,
sir.

I hate basketball.

Let's pretend we like it, sir.

In 40 years of broadcasting, I've never
seen a shot like that. Michael Jordan

took his own rebound and, well, you saw
it.

What can I do for you, sir?

I'm here to talk about our futures.

Winslow.

departmental scuttlebutt regarding
promotions?

Well, yeah. I overheard a rumor that
you're going to be promoted to captain.

Good.

I started that rumor.

I figured, sir. That's why I started the
rumor that you're going to promote me

to lieutenant.

Can that, Winslow?

Nobody likes the gossip.

Carl! Did you see... that Michael Jordan
shot?

No.

I missed it.

Rachel, you remember Lieutenant
Murtaugh.

Of course.

Hello, Lieutenant.

Hello.

Hello.

Well, if you two will excuse me, I have
just earned the right to pig out on some

ice cream.

Rachel is remarkably pretty.

Oh, no.

You don't agree?

Oh, no.

No, I do, sir. It's just that, uh, well,
I... Oh, no.

What is so funny?

Oh, nothing.

What is it, Carl?

I'm sorry, y 'all, but I was just
thinking about... lieutenant burthoff

cracks me up he does yes he just told me
that he

likes rachel and wants to date her

here, okay?

Lieutenant Murtaugh is my boss.

And, well, there may be a promotion in
it for me soon.

So I'd really appreciate it if you go
out with him just once.

I don't know.

Go ahead, hon. Give it a shot.

Yeah, at least you get a chance to get
out of the house and go to a nice

restaurant. Yeah, you might even meet a
cute waiter.

Okay.

I'll go out with him, but just as a
favor to you.

But let me get one thing straight here.
It is not because I am hired up for a

date. Oh, yeah, sure.

Waldo's the guy, and he can give you a
great deal.

Have you heard my motto?

No. Dang, I was hoping you'd remember
it.

Well, uh, I gotta split.

Where we going, Eddie?

No, Waldo.

You're staying here.

Steve wants to buy something from you.

carefully as I leave so that you can
find your way out.

Okay,

Waldo, where's the merchandise?

My what?

They're right here.

Those are watches.

Oh, sorry, wrong floor.

See anything you like?

How much is that one?

Forty bucks.

I'll give you thirty.

Twenty -five.

Twenty?

Fifteen, and that's as high as I'm
going.

Rachel, you look gorgeous. Rachel, you
look sensational.

I do?

I'll go change.

Why?

I don't want to look too good for this
date. I mean, the last thing I want is

for Lieutenant Murtaugh to start
thinking thoughts.

Honey, look on the bright side.

You're going out with a man who can
walk, talk, and has a job.

I'd settle for two out of three.

wouldn't be here when I get back.

Well, Lieutenant, thanks for a unique
evening, but that headache that I got

you picked me up is really pounding now.

That's too bad.

Um, Lieutenant, I... Come on, babe.

First name's here, huh?

Call me Lou.

L -I -E -U.

Gosh, my head hurts.

Oh, yeah.

I, uh, I think I hear somebody trying to
steal your car.

No way.

We'd hear the explosion.

Oh, did you enjoy yourself tonight?

Can I be honest with you?

Certainly.

I didn't have a very good time.

Of course you did.

No, I didn't.

Now, take dinner, for instance.

Not only did you insist on ordering it
for me, but then you cut my steak up in

little tiny pieces and you tried to feed
me.

I'm surprised you didn't burp me.

Is that an invitation, baby?

Steve, you can go now. I'm home safe.

Well, perhaps I should escort you up to
your room. After all, most accidents do

occur in the home.

If you don't leave right now, there's
going to be a really big accident right

here.

you ado just yet, my pet.

Not until you feast your fabulous eyes
on...

I can't keep this.

Well, why not, Pudding Pop?

Because we're not going steady.

But we should. Our relationship is
progressing nicely.

Remember, just last...

But lately, I've gotten lazy.

You know, it's been a month since I told
you to stop bugging me.

From now on, I will tell you every
single day that our relationship will

never...

Makes me think thoughts.

Uh, Lieutenant, you know, I've tried to
be nice.

I've tried to be tactful.

But now it appears I'm going to have to
be blunt.

You repulsed me.

So you want to slow dance and neck a
little?

They tell me that you're leaving.

I can't believe it's true.

Because, girl, there's just no living
without you.

Life is hard.

Yeah,

well, my sorrows don't drown.

They just dog paddle around in my heart.

You know something, kid?

Women mystify me.

Yeah, when God created women, he should
have supplied a set of instructions.

Maybe we should just give up women.

you're right, kid.

We need women to crank out more men.

Gee, Lou, I can't imagine why Rachel
didn't flip for you.

Go figure.

You know, Louie, I've loved Laura
Winslow ever since I first laid eyes on

So far, she hasn't returned my love.

Rachel, but that girl's really gotten to
me.

She's copped this cop's heart.

Tonight at 8, the competition heats up
as the contestants arrive to perform in

Las Vegas on the road to stardom with
Missy Elliott.

Then at 9, Jesse's ex returns to eat in
custody of their son on Kevin Hill.

Stay tuned for Family Matters next on
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