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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,409 --> 00:00:08,950 Oh, Ritzy, you are going to be the hit of the winter pageant. You know, you've 2 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:10,810 got to be the cutest thing in webbed feet. 3 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:13,490 He made me the thing with the biggest head of this water. 4 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:18,750 Doesn't surprise me. You get that from your mother. 5 00:00:21,190 --> 00:00:25,530 Extra, extra, read all about it. Judy Winslow gets an A in spelling. Way to 6 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,310 Judy. That's what happens when you study. 7 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:28,870 And get grounded. 8 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:31,450 Mom, look at my test. 9 00:00:31,870 --> 00:00:32,930 Just a second, honey. 10 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,480 What do you think? 11 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,860 Get a plastic surgeon. We need an emergency beak job. 12 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,080 I got extra credit for spelling platypus right. 13 00:00:41,340 --> 00:00:42,640 Hold on a second, honey. 14 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:45,060 Okay. 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,299 Oh, yeah. 16 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:47,300 Cute. 17 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,360 Oh, cute. 18 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,440 Now, what were you saying, Judy? 19 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:56,700 Oh, 20 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:01,920 Richie, I told you to go before you put the costume on. 21 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,510 Come on. 22 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:10,570 I knew I should have built a zipper in that 23 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,570 thing. 24 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:28,390 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 25 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:32,220 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 26 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,960 Some people say it's even harder to find. 27 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:42,920 Well, there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 28 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:47,840 All I see is a tower of dreams. 29 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,100 Real love bursting out of every scene. 30 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:04,860 Mother of the blue. 31 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:51,810 The Snow Buster. Hey, it's a snap when you got the team of Winslow and Winslow. 32 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:56,890 Dad, why don't we just jump into the 20th century and buy a snowblower? 33 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:00,810 Now, why do I need a snowblower when I got you? 34 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:03,790 Nice try, Eddie. 35 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:05,650 Well, I'm out of here. 36 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,330 Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. 37 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:09,710 How's it about me and you hitting the old bowling alley? 38 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:11,210 It's burrito night. 39 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:12,670 No can do, Dad. 40 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:14,310 I'm hanging out with the guys tonight. 41 00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:15,630 Oh, sounds good. 42 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:17,060 Oh, count me in. 43 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:18,780 What's the skinny, Minnie? 44 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,240 No, Dad. 45 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,080 See, you can't go. 46 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,760 My friends will make fun of me. 47 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,140 They'll call me a dweeb. 48 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,920 No, they won't. I'm a cop. I carry a gun. 49 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,160 Dad. 50 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,160 All right. Go ahead. Have a good time. 51 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,700 Thanks. See you later. 52 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,260 That was a close one. 53 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:51,540 Every time I want to do something with Eddie, he says he's too busy. 54 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,420 Oh, there's a reason for that. Oh? 55 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,100 What is it? 56 00:03:57,540 --> 00:03:58,540 You're old. 57 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,920 You didn't say I was old last night. 58 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,360 You went to sleep before I could say anything. 59 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,670 If you want to spend more time with Eddie, then plan ahead. 60 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,950 Schedule a father and son outing. 61 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,330 I know what I should do. 62 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:30,310 If I want to spend more time with Eddie, I should plan ahead. 63 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,690 I'll schedule a father and son outing. 64 00:04:33,590 --> 00:04:34,590 Isn't that a great idea? 65 00:04:58,570 --> 00:04:59,970 I'm missing four pair of Eddie socks. 66 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:04,770 Do you happen to have any idea where they are? 67 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:06,830 Search me? 68 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,390 No need. 69 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:10,910 What are you up to? 70 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,010 Hopefully about a 38D. 71 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:17,430 Honey, just let nature take its course. 72 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,130 You'll blossom any day now. 73 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,370 Yeah, well, in the meantime, I'll just work on my balance. 74 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:26,530 Harriet. 75 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,750 We've got to talk. 76 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,750 Socks. 77 00:05:35,290 --> 00:05:37,230 Your mother once tried bean bags. 78 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:45,550 Harriet, I just caught Judy ripping the beak off Richie's penguin costume. I 79 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,030 just don't know what's gotten into that child. 80 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:49,290 Has her hair been spinning around? 81 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:52,990 Judy's probably jealous. 82 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:54,690 Of what? 83 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:57,150 Well, she's not the baby of the house anymore. 84 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,430 But I wouldn't worry too much. 85 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:00,930 Same thing happened to me. 86 00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:02,850 And look how great I turned out. 87 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:06,130 You were actually jealous of Aunt Rachel? 88 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:13,950 I'll have you know I was a stunning baby. 89 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:17,490 People came from miles around just to coochie -coo me. 90 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,570 They still do. 91 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:24,890 Give it a rest. Oh, come on, Harry. Now, you know when I was born, Mama wept for 92 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:27,190 joy. When you were born, she just wept. 93 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,150 Keep it up and I'll bury your Barbie doll again. 94 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:38,090 Okay, okay, but what are we going to do about these futon cousins? 95 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:41,930 Well, let's just let Judy and Richie work it out for themselves. 96 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:43,530 Like we did. 97 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,340 Why? Why? 98 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,400 Well, good Lord, man, she's an overnight success story. 99 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:29,340 Like she is, woman, hear me roar. 100 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:36,580 Hey, what's the haps, chaps? 101 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:41,180 Hey, Dad, what's all that? 102 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:44,620 The finest fishing equipment you can buy for 70 % off. 103 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,570 It's you and me, son. 104 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:53,650 Uh, newsflash, Dad. 105 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:54,930 It's January. 106 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:56,190 I know, I know. 107 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:57,310 We're going ice fishing. 108 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:58,970 Ooh, ice fishing. 109 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,490 The sport of king. 110 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,890 Yeah, we love this great stuff I bought. 111 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:07,190 Rods, reels, tape, and even these comfy little chairs. 112 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,790 Those fish will be swimming in Tuttle sauce before you know it. 113 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:17,550 Uh, Dad, I really don't think that I'm an ice fishing kind of guy. 114 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,910 Oh, you'll love it. 115 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,640 Jack Barnes out of the precinct and his son Danny go all the time. You know, 116 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,040 Danny wasn't into it at first either. But now he's hooked. 117 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,640 Hooked? Fishing? 118 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,900 Bodacious pun, big guy. 119 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,000 Well, if we're going to go ice fishing, I have to stock up on some lip balm. 120 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,440 Steve. 121 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:39,679 Steve. 122 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,659 I want you to listen to me very carefully. 123 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:46,180 This trip is just for Edward and me. 124 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Alone. 125 00:08:51,959 --> 00:08:53,520 Just the two of us. 126 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,700 Alone? 127 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:01,040 Are you trying to say you don't want me to go? 128 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,360 Oh, 129 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,660 you really had me going there, Carl. You crazy kid, are you? 130 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,300 Steve, I'm not joking. 131 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,000 said the perfect spot for fishing is Lake Wanamook. He said the rainbow trout 132 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 are really biting. 133 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:47,580 Uh, Dad, uh, I think I'm gonna pass. 134 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 I hope you understand. 135 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:56,280 Oh, I do, I do, son, I do. But hey, I spent 150 bucks 136 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,259 for this stuff. 137 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:58,260 You're going. 138 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,460 We have been walking for over half an hour. 139 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,880 When are we going to stop? 140 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,280 I am looking for the perfect spot. 141 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,380 And here it is. 142 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:26,560 Well, Eddie, here she is. 143 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,700 Leigh Guanamuc. 144 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,660 In all her glory. 145 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,460 Isn't she beautiful? 146 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:34,620 She's frigid. 147 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,740 No mystery whistles, no sirens. Out here, we are totally isolated from every 148 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,360 loud, obnoxious sound. 149 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:57,980 Hi, guys. 150 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,760 It's about time you slowpoke showed up. 151 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:18,420 Steve, how did you get here? 152 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,620 Mom says it was a stork, but I've seen the contract from the in vitro 153 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:23,620 fertilization clinic. 154 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:30,420 Steve, I meant, how did you get up here? 155 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,860 Oh, well, let's see. 156 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:39,080 I took the 1210 bus to Lake Bluff, I had a primo pecan roll, I missed the 245 157 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,720 bus, and then I hitched a ride with an armless teamster named Mabel. 158 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,960 No arms? 159 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,600 How'd she shift? 160 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,860 You know, I saw it and I still can't figure it out. 161 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,310 Worms. I'm using cheese. 162 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,650 You fellas want to try some? 163 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:16,990 No, thanks. 164 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,090 You'll catch more fish. 165 00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:23,370 Steve, you use the bait that you want, and we'll use the bait that we want. 166 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,610 Yeah. 167 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:27,110 And we'll just see who catches the first fish. 168 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:55,110 Direct from the Arctic, the star of the winter pageant, Ritchie the Penguin 169 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,310 Crawford. 170 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:01,930 That's my waddle, Mom. 171 00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:07,490 Oh, honey, it was wonderful. You just need a little more tail action. Now 172 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:08,570 Mommy and walk this way, okay? 173 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,790 First you waddle. 174 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:29,780 He was born. 175 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,600 Why, that little bum, let's lock him up and throw away the key. 176 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,980 Laura, everybody makes a big fuss over Richie, and I get ignored. 177 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,200 That's not fair. 178 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,840 You know what? 179 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,600 I remember that feeling. 180 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,100 You do? 181 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,740 Yeah, when you were born. You got all the attention I used to get, and I was 182 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,400 willing to do anything to you to get it back. 183 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,639 So what'd you do? 184 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,940 Oh, good, you don't remember. 185 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,920 toys and i dumped them in your crib so i'd have stuff to play with no i was 186 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:09,840 trying to bury you yeah but then i realized there's some advantages to not 187 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,940 the baby you get to stay up later you get to choose your own clothes and you 188 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,900 know what the best part is what you have a little kid around who really looks up 189 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:24,900 to you yeah i never thought about that then you go apologize to richard okay 190 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:46,360 is hearing you sing about it. 191 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,660 Dad, when are we leaving? 192 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,300 What are you talking about? 193 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,900 We're having big fun here. 194 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,259 Oh, really? 195 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,300 Why wasn't I told? 196 00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,640 Are you implying that you're not having a good time? 197 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,160 Dad, I'm not implying. I'm telling you straight out. 198 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:19,760 I'm going to lose my toes. 199 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,600 Well, the good news is my dad will do the operation for you. The bad news is 200 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,780 he'll charge you an arm and a leg. 201 00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:31,200 Edward, you are not going to lose your toes. 202 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,180 But take some advice from an old beat cop. 203 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,440 Think warm. 204 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:39,100 No offense, Dad, but what I really like is to go home. 205 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,060 Okay, this trip is over. 206 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,770 Then Eddie can go. 207 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,260 I bet this water is too hot. 208 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,680 Oh, there's no such thing as too hot. Call me, baby. 209 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,200 Oh, Carl. 210 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,519 Wait a minute. 211 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:36,520 Hurry, Harriet. 212 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,000 Oh, Harry, Harriet. 213 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Hurry, Harriet. 214 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,380 Does this help? Oh, a little. 215 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,240 I just can't seem to get warm. 216 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:51,900 How about this? 217 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,620 Brought you some hot cocoa. 218 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,580 Just the way you like it. 219 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,880 19 marshmallows. 220 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040 Thanks, son. 221 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,540 Mom, 222 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,820 can I have a minute alone with Dad? 223 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,660 Sure. 224 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,720 In case you get another chill, these lips won't be too far away. 225 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,640 So what's on your mind, son? 226 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,550 Dad, I just don't get it. 227 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,010 Why'd you drag me out to that late today? 228 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,630 I mean, what's with the father and son kick? 229 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,170 Are you having a midlife crisis? 230 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:46,910 No. 231 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,290 I don't know. I guess I'm just trying to make up for lost time. 232 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,110 What do you mean? 233 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:58,550 Well, when you were little, you used to always ask me to do things with you. 234 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,690 But a lot of the times I was too busy trying to scratch out a living. 235 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,210 Well, now you're older. 236 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:06,690 I have the time. 237 00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:10,070 But now, you're the one who's busy. 238 00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:18,170 Well, from now on, Dad, anytime you want to spend time together, just say the 239 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,170 word. 240 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:20,970 Really? 241 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,450 Wow. 242 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:23,930 That would be great, son. 243 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,950 Why the sudden change of heart? 244 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:29,990 Well, Dad... 245 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,640 I almost lost you today. 246 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,840 It really scared me. 247 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,980 Well, you know, it scared me, too. 248 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,540 Look, Dad, I want us to do lots of things together, but let's never go ice 249 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,540 fishing again. 250 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:52,620 Deal? 251 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:56,580 Deal. 252 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,600 I love you, Dad. 253 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:01,820 I love you, too, son. 17324