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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:06,240 Here you go, sweetie. 2 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:09,340 A purple tree? 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,160 Yeah, I like to use different colors. 4 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:13,940 Good idea. 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,240 Mom, how come some people are black and some are white and some are brown? 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:24,980 Well, honey, I guess God likes to use different colors, too. 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,920 Hello, 8 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,620 honey. How you doing? Oh, the tennis lady. 9 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:32,860 Are you playing Alice Grayson again? 10 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:35,180 No, she's not good enough. 11 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:39,240 Janet Lathrop? Not good enough. 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,800 Mildred Peabody? She's nowhere near good enough. 13 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:50,300 Hello, Estelle. Ready to hit the tennis courts. Just let me grab my racket. Stay 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,980 right there. I'll bring it to you. 15 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,120 Is he good enough? 16 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,340 Honey, he's a terrible player. 17 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:01,130 but he's good enough. 18 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:22,390 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 19 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:26,150 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 20 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:29,820 Some people say it's even harder to find. 21 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:36,900 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 22 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:41,780 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 23 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,120 Real love bursting out of every scene. 24 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:53,260 As days go by, we're going to fill our house with happiness. 25 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:54,700 The moon. 26 00:01:56,970 --> 00:02:00,610 But we'll smother the blues with tenderness. 27 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:03,110 Days go by. 28 00:02:03,630 --> 00:02:10,070 There's room for you, room for me. For gentle hearts and opportunity. 29 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:14,230 And days go by. 30 00:02:14,590 --> 00:02:17,930 It's the bigger love of the family. 31 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:36,978 Hey, sweetie. 32 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:37,980 Hi, Carl. 33 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,520 How was your day? Oh, great. 34 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,540 I had a steak out of Donut World. 35 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,380 And how was your day? 36 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:48,920 Oh, fine. 37 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,180 Until Judy's teacher called me at work. 38 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:52,880 Who, Mrs. Fuzzlip? 39 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,880 Oh, it's Mrs. 40 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,300 Fezlip. Bad enough the kids call her Fuzzlip. 41 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,540 But, Harry, you've seen her. If ever there was a lip begging for 42 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,379 I'm sorry. 43 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:09,800 So what did Fuzzlip want? 44 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:13,640 Well, it seems that Judy has not been doing her book reports. 45 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,760 She's heading for a D in English. 46 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,040 A D? 47 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Where is she? 48 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,500 Upstairs. 49 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,960 Hey, car, car, car, car. 50 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,500 I want you to bring up the subject delicately. 51 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:25,940 You're right, sweetheart. 52 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,120 Judy, why don't you tell us you're getting flunked by Fuzzlip? 53 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:33,160 Get your back. Watch out. 54 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,420 Watch the right. Watch the right. 55 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,820 I can't believe you beat me 19 games of pool in a row. 56 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,480 Actually, it was 20. 57 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:56,100 But who's counting? 58 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:58,960 Let's see, Rodney. 59 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,040 20 games on a buck each. 60 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,560 You owe me... $20! 61 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,980 But who's counting? 62 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,200 You lucked out this time. 63 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,120 But next time, I'm going to whip you. 64 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,320 Rodney, why don't you try to get your oars near the water, buddy? When it 65 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,180 to pool, you can sink the Titanic. 66 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,560 Can I hurt him? 67 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:23,820 Not in the house. 68 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,260 Steve, come on outside. I want to show you something. 69 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:30,780 Uh -uh. 70 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,340 when the big guy tries to act hip. 71 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:09,760 Hey, Dad, I just finished playing pool with Rodney. I wiped the floor with him. 72 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 All right. 73 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,800 Like father, like son. Yeah. 74 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,300 You play pool? 75 00:05:14,860 --> 00:05:15,960 Did I play pool? 76 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:21,260 Son, down at the corner pocket, they used to call me Rack and Roll Winslow. 77 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,840 Well, they called me Fast Eddie. 78 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,620 And I just took Rodney for 20 big ones. 79 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,860 Son, I don't want you gambling. 80 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,920 Trust me, Carl. With Rodney, it's not gambling. 81 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,620 Right now? 82 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,760 Right. 83 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:40,700 play for a spell back home where's that bull water texas bull water yep 84 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,680 tiny place if you lay down your feet are in another time 85 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,600 Ever play for money? 86 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:05,380 Oh, gosh, no. 87 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:07,060 Well, there's a first time for everything. 88 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,560 What do you say? 89 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 Shucks, why not? 90 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,900 Name's Boyd Higgins, but my friends call him a buck. 91 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:19,160 Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me... Eddie. 92 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,400 I'm Rodney. My friends call me Rodmeister. 93 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:39,840 Hopeful doleful. 94 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:17,989 Blast some cash. 95 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,930 How about we raise the stakes to 25 bucks a game? 96 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,370 Uh -oh. 97 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:24,970 What's the matter? 98 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:34,770 Eddie, don't you think it's kind of odd that a guy who just lost five games in a 99 00:08:34,770 --> 00:08:36,510 row suddenly wants to raise the stakes? 100 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:39,470 Steve, he just wants to get his money back. 101 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:40,789 Could be. 102 00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:43,990 Or the hoodwink he has become the hoodwink or. 103 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:46,790 That Texas boy is handing you a line of bull. 104 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,680 Go home. 105 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,960 Go home, Steve. 106 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:55,140 I will not stand here and take that from you. 107 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,540 I'm going home. 108 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,060 Let's do it. 109 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,160 No, let's wait till my birthday. 110 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,460 Eddie, I don't think this guy's from Texas. 111 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,240 Hey, you're a quick study, Rodmeister. 112 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:34,640 Yeah, and I want the bread now. 113 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,900 You see, when I play, it's cash or carry. 114 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,680 Give me the cash or get carried out. 115 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:49,860 Look, I'm temporarily tapped out, so how's about if I just bring you the 116 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:50,860 tomorrow? 117 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,600 Just one thing. 118 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:56,640 Chucky. 119 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:58,380 Eddie Winslow. 120 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,940 263 Pinehurst. 121 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:04,400 555 -6278. 122 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:06,920 Father, Carl. Mother, Harriet. 123 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,400 Youngest sister, Judy, on her way to a D in English. 124 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:14,280 So, Winslow, you got a choice. 125 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,380 Show up with the money tomorrow or stay home for a month and watch your body 126 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:20,380 heal. 127 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,140 buying $239 quick. 128 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:38,240 $240, $260, $280, $300. 129 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,000 Oh, Steve, baby. 130 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:46,840 What's going on? 131 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,600 Oh, I'm on my way to buy a telescope. 132 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,340 Could you lend me $239? 133 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,160 No, I ain't Sam Hill, should I? 134 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,700 Eddie lost a plane full of that guy from Bullwater. And if he doesn't show up at 135 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:02,800 the corner pocket with a fifth full of cash, He'll get his face pounded. Uh 136 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,800 -huh. 137 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,640 So you got hustled. 138 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,320 Taken. Policed. 139 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,180 Okay, Steve, that's enough. 140 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:19,520 I seem to remember a high -pitched nasal voice of reason trying to warn you of 141 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,200 your impending folly. But did you heed my advice? 142 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,140 No, sir. 143 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:26,660 Forget it, Steve. 144 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,880 No, wait. 145 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,140 I'll loan you the money. 146 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,200 conditions. One, I go to the pool hall with you. 147 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:37,980 No sweat. 148 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,920 And two, you have to be my very best buddy for a week. 149 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 How about a date? 150 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,980 Dead men don't bargain. 151 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,760 A week is... pal. 152 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Pete? 153 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Where are you going? 154 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,820 To the corner pocket. 155 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,960 Your... The shift starts in five minutes. 156 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:06,140 Oh, but if I don't go, some guy's going to tap dance on Eddie's face. 157 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,680 Excuse me? 158 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:13,820 Uh, you probably weren't supposed to know that. So amnesia's the word, okay? 159 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:15,140 What? 160 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,600 Something reading is boring. 161 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:51,760 You know, I read a book once where this family got shipwrecked and stranded on a 162 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,760 deserted island. 163 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:54,560 Well, that's not boring. That's neat. 164 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,880 And then they built this great big tree house. Wow. 165 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,480 What book is that? 166 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,080 This one. 167 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,660 But you're not interested. 168 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Mom! 169 00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,570 Winslow showed up. 170 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,890 Spread. Right here. 171 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,990 250 bucks. Buck. 172 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,950 Or you can play me, double or nothing. 173 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:38,790 Steve, give him the money. 174 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,150 Sure. If he's chicken. 175 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:44,830 What? 176 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:48,150 I said, if you're chicken. 177 00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,090 Eight ball. 178 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:55,670 Okay. One game. 179 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,659 you doing? 180 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:08,600 Hey, fear not, Biggie. I play a plethora of pool when I have time to myself, 181 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,560 which for some reason is quite often. 182 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:54,560 Let's see, cue ball velocity, Jupiter's in retrograde. 183 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,400 Major pair of glasses. You mind if I check them out? 184 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,820 Oh, why help yourself? 185 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,660 I was considering contacts, but my eyeballs won't support the weight. 186 00:16:58,540 --> 00:16:59,259 It's me, Steve. 187 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,260 Big guy. 188 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,160 Wait, I smell polygamy. 189 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,220 Hi, Estelle. 190 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,540 Hello, Steve. 191 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,460 Dad, how did you know we were here? 192 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,960 Steve told your Aunt Rachel. 193 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,700 So, uh, what's going on? 194 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,690 No way. It's not fair. 195 00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:44,450 Well, it seems to me that if I look around hard enough, I can find a few 196 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,590 being broken around here. 197 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,650 So you have a choice. 198 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:51,590 You can either let me fill in, or you can go to Cook County Jail. 199 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,970 What'll it be? 200 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:54,950 You got stripes. 201 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,870 Thanks. Oh, yes. 202 00:17:57,130 --> 00:18:00,910 And if I win, nobody owes nobody. 203 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,470 Didn't I tell you not to gamble? 204 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,410 Yeah, but I honestly thought I could beat that guy, Dad. 205 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:50,670 Now, see, there you go. 206 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:55,410 Son, when it comes to gambling, there's no such thing as a sure thing. 207 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,030 That's why they call it gambling. 208 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,810 Well, my pool playing days are over. 209 00:20:00,270 --> 00:20:01,770 I'm taking an early retirement. 210 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,190 Well, now, you don't have to do that, Edward. 211 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,790 You're good at the game. 212 00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,030 You just shouldn't play for money. 213 00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,930 Remember, no matter how good you are, there's always somebody better. 214 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,430 Except when it comes to Dad. 215 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,110 You're the champ. Aw, thanks. 216 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:22,850 Dad, 217 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,330 do you know what the worst part of this mess is? 218 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:38,050 To get the money from Steve, I had to promise him that I'd be his best buddy 219 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:39,050 a whole week. 220 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,510 Ouch. 221 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:44,230 Maybe I'll luck out and he'll forget about the whole thing. 14828