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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:08,879 Hi, Mom. 2 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,880 Hi, honey. 3 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,620 So how was the bridge game? 4 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:13,380 I dropped a bundle. 5 00:00:15,340 --> 00:00:17,020 Mabel and Claire cheated again. 6 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:21,120 I just know they're sending signals with their dentures. 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,120 Well, then, why do you keep playing with them? 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,160 Well, all my honest friends are dead. 9 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:34,080 Well, Mom, that's terrible. 10 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,340 You telling me? 11 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:36,840 They all owed me money. 12 00:00:38,699 --> 00:00:43,640 And speaking of death and money, how would you like to buy some insurance? 13 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:45,900 Excuse me? 14 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:51,640 Well, Mabel's son, Reuben, he started selling insurance. I think you should 15 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,619 some. 16 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,620 Forget it, Ma. 17 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,520 The last thing I need is more insurance. 18 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,220 Call Reuben. 19 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:29,540 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 20 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:33,220 page. Love and tradition of the grand design. 21 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,800 Some people say it's even harder to find. 22 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:43,960 Well, there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 23 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,860 Cause all I see is a tower of dreams. 24 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,180 Real love bursting out of every scene. 25 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,500 This place is so bad. 26 00:01:56,820 --> 00:02:00,440 We're gonna fill our house with happiness. 27 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,280 The moon may cry. 28 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,600 But we'll smother the blues with... 29 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:25,100 It's the bigger love of the family. 30 00:02:38,890 --> 00:02:41,230 You've been stalling for over an hour. Go to bed. 31 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,330 Shoot. 32 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:46,510 I was this close to Arsenio. 33 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,490 I thought she'd never leave. 34 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:55,010 You guys got a minute? 35 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:58,530 Gee, a whole five seconds alone. 36 00:02:59,450 --> 00:03:00,770 That's all it took to get Judy. 37 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,330 Mom, Dad, my life is over. 38 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:07,570 What's wrong, honey? 39 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,700 I'm in big trouble. 40 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,060 I may get a B. 41 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:16,100 I got a B once. I framed it. 42 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,120 Dad, this is serious. I can't afford to get a B on my permanent record. 43 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,340 From now on, no parties and no TV. 44 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,000 In fact, I'm grounded. Laura, don't argue. 45 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,980 Someday, I'll thank myself for this. 46 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:37,640 Gee, I hope we weren't too hard on them. 47 00:03:48,490 --> 00:03:50,990 focus your vacant stares in my general direction. 48 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:57,850 Today, we'll be visiting the wonderful world of Cretaceous. 49 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,110 Oh, dear. 50 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,830 I left my crabs in the car. 51 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:09,590 While I'm gone, start thinking about your upcoming science project, which 52 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:11,510 count for 50 % of your final grade. 53 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:17,390 You will all partner off, and the best project will be entered. 54 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:19,510 In the City Science Fair. 55 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,070 Hey, Steve. 56 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,470 Buddy. Partner. 57 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:28,770 Who brings my party this Saturday? 58 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,810 Oh, gee, I didn't know I was invited. He can't go. 59 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:33,390 He has a date with me. 60 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:34,750 I do? 61 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:40,610 Perkman, partner up with me and I'll introduce you to every cheerleader in 62 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:41,610 town. 63 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,450 Oh, well, hey, guys. 64 00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:50,730 Boy, some people will do anything to get a good grade. 65 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:52,010 Yeah. 66 00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:54,590 You think Urkel could use a new pocket protector? 67 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,690 Hello, my heavenly hostess. 68 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:16,110 Why don't you just barge in like you usually do? 69 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:19,930 This isn't the first time you actually invited me. I thought I'd ring the 70 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:20,930 doorbell. 71 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,410 Come on in. 72 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:26,870 That's quite an outfit, Steve. 73 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:29,590 Even for you. 74 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:36,170 Thanks. My entire ensemble is comprised of gifts from desperate classmates. 75 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:39,290 All the way down to my Enrico Fermi odor eaters. 76 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:42,090 What a couple gifts. 77 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,060 little petri dish. 78 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,260 Well, I was hoping we could be partners on a science project. 79 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,500 and you're the hitchhiker. 80 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,700 Make me pull over. 81 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:31,780 If you choose me to be your 82 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:33,680 partner, our relationship might change. 83 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,120 I'm getting the break. 84 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,340 We'd have to spend a lot of time alone together. 85 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,560 Ooh, I'm pulling onto the shoulder. 86 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,340 Every day and even some nights. 87 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:57,160 Ooh, I'm opening the passenger door. 88 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,100 And if we get an A, we can celebrate by going to a movie. 89 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:05,140 Ooh, hop in, baby. 90 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,820 So we're partners? We're life. 91 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,440 Let's just start with science projects. 92 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:13,720 It's got to be a killer, a guaranteed A. 93 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,700 No sweat, Michael. 94 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,220 in my basement lab. 95 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,000 Oh, now, wait a minute. 96 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:55,800 Laura, don't you think you're sort of using him? 97 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,440 No. 98 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:00,980 Steve gets to spend time with me, and I get an A in science. It's a fair 99 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:01,980 exchange. 100 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:03,960 Honey, it's not fair. 101 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,860 You know, you're leading him on, and Steve has real feelings for you. 102 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,960 They're weird Urkel feelings. 103 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,400 But they're real. 104 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,440 All right, so nobody's going to get hurt. 105 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,380 I hope not, Laura. 106 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:23,200 But I'm warning you, this thing could blow up in your face. 107 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:10,640 substance is a 108 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 for the judges. 109 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,940 Sweets for the sweet? 110 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,500 Perhaps a jujubee? 111 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:05,480 insurance. Your home is a big investment and it needs big protection. 112 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,660 Ruben, we're already covered for fire, flood, locusts, mosquitoes. How about 113 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,080 tornadoes? 114 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,640 Mom, Dad, Urkel built an atom bomb and it's about to go off. 115 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,920 Carl, I'm worried about Laura. 116 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,380 She's obviously been studying too hard. 117 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,200 Yeah, she snapped. 118 00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,280 That doesn't sound like our Steve. 119 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,300 Well, actually, it was my fault. I put him up to it. 120 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:48,540 Do you see what your daughter has done? 121 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,460 Oh, sure. 122 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,100 She makes Donald know she's your daughter. She blows up the world. She's 123 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,100 daughter. 124 00:14:55,820 --> 00:15:00,120 Laura, there is absolutely no excuse for your behavior. You are grounded for... 125 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,950 there until you're blown out of it. 126 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,630 You guys, we're gonna die! 127 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,330 Well, that's life. 128 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:15,990 That's what people say. 129 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:17,970 Night -night, April. 130 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,310 Blown up in me. 131 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,380 with Jolene she thinks I'm cuter than Fresh Prince 132 00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:16,919 Well, 133 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:22,960 sure I can, but I'm not so sure about St. Peter. After all, destroying Chicago 134 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,680 won't look good on your permanent record. 135 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,280 It was because I was worried about my grade. 136 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,420 When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. 137 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,020 And I'm sorry. 138 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,860 be my partner hey you bet my bet thanks steve 139 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:51,520 hold it a few minutes ago was it just by 140 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,440 imagination or did you actually hug me i hugged you 141 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,890 You could be the first Urkel in space. 142 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,130 Yeah, make it fly. 143 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,590 Nope. No rocket launching in the house. 144 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:31,270 Not to worry, Winslow. The Laura can only be launched by punching in a 145 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,430 complicated series of commands into the remote control. 10092