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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,650 --> 00:00:10,170 Though the very merry canary found his feathers and was never cold again. 2 00:00:13,070 --> 00:00:15,030 What's the time of time? 3 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:18,990 Honey, we've read this story 11 times tonight. 4 00:00:19,430 --> 00:00:21,310 That goes for even a dozen. 5 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:25,710 No, it's bedtime now. Say goodnight to Uncle Carl. 6 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:28,890 Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 7 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,410 Goodnight, Uncle Carl. 8 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:33,650 Bed five and back six. 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,480 Bread five on the black six. 10 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,580 Hi, 11 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,920 big guy. What you doing? 12 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,220 Playing solitaire. I've been by myself. 13 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:00,050 Solo, so long. 14 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:02,750 Oh, complendo, amigo. 15 00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:10,770 You're on your own. You won't even notice me. You can call me the Invisible 16 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:14,090 In fact, you can't call me all because I'm not here. 17 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:17,710 Ooh, red tail on the blackjack. 18 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:20,870 I wish I had a blackjack. 19 00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:26,800 Hey, how about an action -packed game of... I'll spot you 100 points. Nope. 20 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:31,320 Canasta. Nope. Pinochle. No. Heart. No. Old maid, crazy ape, go fish. Go home. 21 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:36,640 Gin rummy. 22 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,400 Okay. One hand. 23 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:44,460 But when I win, you go home. 24 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,260 Deal. Get it? Deal. 25 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:34,340 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 26 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:40,500 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, has been 27 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,760 harder to find. 28 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:48,740 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 29 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:53,640 Because all I see is a tower of dreams. 30 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:55,000 wasn't funny how would you like it if i put jerry curl in your deodorant 31 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:00,060 well look on the bright side eddie now you're odor free and your armpits have 32 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:07,020 felt stay on your toes laura because i'm gunning for you i'm gonna 33 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,620 buy some booze so i can shake in them 34 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,480 She's just playing hard to get. 35 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,280 She don't play good at it. 36 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:39,720 She makes it seem so real. 37 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:43,060 Steve. 38 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:49,620 Laura's my sister. And I only want what's best for her. 39 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:54,920 And I'm gonna do everything in my power to get you two crazy kids together. 40 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,380 Picture this. 41 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,520 I'm picturing. 42 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,980 Night. Night. 43 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:01,940 Laura. 44 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:11,660 sleep in bed laura's awakened 45 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:18,520 by the sweet sound of an urkel serenade oh she'll be putting in my 46 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:24,600 hands you'll never forget it extra buddy how can i ever thank you believe me 47 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,640 steve the expression on laura's face is all the thanks i need 48 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,820 All right. 49 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,100 And he woke me up, too. 50 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,680 That boy is Looney Tunes. 51 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:25,360 Well, if he does it again, I'm going to grab his bellows and make a wish. 52 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,040 So, Laura, did you enjoy your serenade? 53 00:07:55,630 --> 00:08:01,030 Is it just me, or does anybody else have this indescribable feeling of 54 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:06,710 happiness? Indescribable feeling of happiness? Could it be the sheer 55 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:09,870 knowing that Steve Urkel is hundreds of miles away? 56 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:11,150 Huh? 57 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:14,590 783 .6 miles to be exact. 58 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:19,070 Oh, where is he? He was going to take me on a slow cut. 59 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:20,810 Oh. 60 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:25,170 Oh, honey, see, Steve played his accordion real late at night, and... 61 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,260 Well, some of the neighbors got cranky and threw bricks at his house. 62 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:33,380 So his parents decided that maybe he should go away and visit his relatives 63 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,380 a while. 64 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 He dumped them? 65 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,600 Got it. 66 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:45,160 But isn't it nice knowing that for the next two weeks, when that door opens, 67 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,320 Steve Urkel will not be on the other side. 68 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:25,000 about the wonderful wind blows, how you've made this a home away from home. 69 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:30,380 And now for little old me coming all the way from big old Biloxi, this will be 70 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:32,580 my home away from home, away from home. 71 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,720 Cat, 72 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,480 don't you talk. 73 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,200 I know it's got mine. 74 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,640 Nice to meet you, Myrtle. 75 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:50,620 There seems to be a slight family resemblance between you and C. 76 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:53,970 never noticed. 77 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,810 You gonna finish that pork chop big fella? 78 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:03,410 So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around? 79 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:05,290 Oh, just two weeks. 80 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:09,110 My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. 81 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,330 Sort of an Urkel exchange program? 82 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:16,850 Exactly, honey. 83 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:20,870 Sorry I'm late. 84 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:43,640 Myrtle Urkel, Myrtle, this is our son, Edward. 85 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,080 Well, hello there. 86 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,500 Oh, Eddie, that name rolls off my tongue like honey. 87 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,080 Huh? 88 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:08,980 Oh, you are as articulate as you are handsome. 89 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,780 and my lips are on fire. How do you feel about me, sugar? 90 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,460 years I would have married you. 91 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,640 Well, hello, ladies. 92 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,700 Having fun? 93 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,720 We're happier than peas in slope. 94 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,080 Please join us, Carl. Please. 95 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960 Oh, no, no, no. 96 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,800 I, uh, I wouldn't want to interrupt all of this female bonding. 97 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 That's okay. 98 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:26,969 in a movie. 99 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,510 You two stay here with Myrtle. 100 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,210 Have fun. 101 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,810 He's the most charming man. 102 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:38,950 Maybe you should take him back to Biloxi with you. 103 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,830 Why, he's just gonna fall at my feet. 104 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:08,230 And if that doesn't work, I've got a few more sticks up my purple sleeve. 105 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:16,470 Uh, Murdoch, you're a sweet girl, but have you ever thought that, 106 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:20,510 well, maybe Eddie, uh, well, maybe you're not his type. 107 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,700 I'm going to take that boy like Grant took Richmond. 108 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:47,000 Oh, Edward Dumplin', I'm in curlers. You should have knocked. 109 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,760 I live here. 110 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:57,260 Harriet, I think Myrtle would like to be alone with her... Dumplin'. Mom, I have 111 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,480 homework. Oh, I'll do it for you. 112 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,520 Mm -hmm. 113 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,840 like you. 114 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,740 And I think that deep down, Eddie really likes you, too. 115 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,420 I knew it. I absolutely knew it. 116 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,840 But he's real shy. You gotta be more aggressive. 117 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,040 Well, what more can I do? 118 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,440 I've absolutely emptied my ammo clip of seduction. 119 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,940 Well, Eddie once told me about this dream he had. 120 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,540 Oh, spill it to me, sister. 121 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:32,940 beautiful woman steals into his room in the middle of the night and awakens him 122 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:39,180 with a kiss i'll do it tonight i shall steal into my beloved's room 123 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:43,360 i can't wait to see the expression on that boy's face 124 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,520 Unfortunately, not much. 125 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,040 Keep her away from me. She's crazy. 126 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,800 Crazy about you, you big hunk of harmony. 127 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:15,180 But to continue chasing after you would be human. 128 00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:49,970 did you two. 129 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,550 Laura, did you encourage Myrtle to come up here? 130 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:58,570 Well, yes, but only to get even. Eddie told Steve to serenade me. I don't care 131 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,570 what Edward did. 132 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,770 Your behavior is inexcusable. Yeah. 133 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,170 You started all of this? 134 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:05,630 Yeah. 135 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,270 Now, look, you two. 136 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:10,490 It's bad enough that you're playing these mean tricks on each other, but now 137 00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:12,570 you're bringing Steve and Myrtle into this. That's right. 138 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:16,330 You used them and you hurt their feelings. Now, tomorrow when Steve gets 139 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,070 here, I want you to apologize to him. 140 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:18,779 And Myrtle. 141 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,780 Understood? 142 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,960 Yes, ma 'am. 143 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,360 I'm ashamed of you two. 144 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,880 Eric. 145 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,580 Yeah? But at least we're not grounded. 146 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,160 By the way, you two are grounded. 147 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,180 I'm really sorry, Myrtle. I never meant to hurt your feelings. 148 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:43,900 Oh, please. 149 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,680 And thief, I'm sorry too. 150 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,860 Cousin Steve and I need to chew on that one for a spell. 151 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,820 Chew away. 152 00:19:58,180 --> 00:19:59,300 We'll be in the living room. 153 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,660 Well, what do you think? 154 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,620 Well, what do you think? 155 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,000 It's obvious that Eddie and Laura used us. 156 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,780 And abused us. 157 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,760 You know what that means, don't you? 158 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,100 I most certainly do. 159 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,980 But... 160 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,420 in the kitchen. 161 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,360 Yeah, but at least mine's going home soon. 162 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:44,140 Maura, Eddie, we talked it over and we decided that we 163 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:45,760 forgive you. 164 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,600 And there's more good news. Tell them, Myrtle. 165 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,260 Well, I'm trying to talk Big Daddy into... 166 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:55,840 So we can move up here. 12013