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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:13,850 Judy said she wants our house to be the scariest in Chicago. 2 00:00:14,050 --> 00:00:17,210 True. Well, if Judy wants to scare people, all she has to do is show them 3 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:18,210 room. 4 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,250 I don't want to traumatize the kids. 5 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:29,510 I so wish I could be here tonight with you guys instead of on duty. 6 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:30,549 Me, too. 7 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:31,550 Get back here. 8 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,330 Now, Harriet, I hate working on Halloween. 9 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:38,430 I mean, my patrol car is nothing but a bullseye for half -crazed, egg -wielding 10 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,590 juvenile delinquents. 11 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:41,290 Eddie, we need more eggs. 12 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:49,110 Hi, Dad. 13 00:00:49,490 --> 00:00:50,490 Mother dear. 14 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,830 Just why do you two need AIDS? 15 00:00:56,110 --> 00:01:02,550 Oh, uh, I was just alerting your son to an impending shortage of farm food. 16 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:04,270 Right. 17 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:08,210 Look, Frankenstein, and you two, uh... Don King. 18 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:20,160 Or toilet paper in the house. Got it? 19 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:21,460 Got it. 20 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,720 Freeze. 21 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,060 Spread them. 22 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,640 One egg. 23 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,040 Two eggs. 24 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:34,700 Shaving cream. 25 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:02,530 Looks like you have a little egg on your face. 26 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:21,770 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 27 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:28,030 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 28 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,110 harder to find. 29 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:36,180 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 30 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:41,020 It's all I see is a tower of dreams. 31 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,020 Real love bursting out of everything. 32 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,560 Oh, look, here's my date. 33 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:13,820 Oh, Harriet, I am so sorry we took so long, but the costume store was mobbed. 34 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,220 Well, did we get good outfits? 35 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,480 Good outfits? Great outfits. 36 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,100 I'm going to be Rapunzel. I'm going to be Tina Turner. 37 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,880 And I'm going to be Betty Davis and whatever happened to Baby Jamie. 38 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:30,800 I guess I better go up and check on Richie. 39 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,700 Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. 40 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,720 Who am I gonna be? 41 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,580 The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 42 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:49,020 Well, Harriet, you're a popular size. It was either the Hunchback or 43 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,020 Leatherface. 44 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:53,700 Call me crazy, but I thought you'd jump for the hump. 45 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:13,180 Something to make the place really frightening. 46 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,320 Hi, guys. 47 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,580 Perfect. 48 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:25,860 Happy Halloween, guys and ghouls. 49 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:30,680 Peanut brittle, Carl? 50 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:32,520 Oh, gee, thanks, Steve. 51 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,840 with you in that silly outfit? 52 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,960 Everything okay, Lois? 53 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:26,180 For the last time, I'm not Lois Lane. I'm Tina Turner. 54 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:49,580 for the trick or treaters and get home. 55 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,080 in your savings account? 56 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:49,340 Not all of it. I want $9 in my savings account, $11 in my Hinch's Berry 57 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:53,220 account, $7 in my IR account, and $4 in my Christmas club. 58 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,160 You still have a dollar left, Steve. 59 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,180 I know. Where do you think I should put it? 60 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:49,970 Spending some time together. 61 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,410 Winslow? 62 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,390 Lieutenant Murtaugh, sir. 63 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:15,610 Who's in charge here? 64 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:16,790 You are, sir. 65 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,960 Good answer. Fill me in. 66 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,820 Well, it's a 211 in progress, sir. 67 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,420 Robbery suspect holed up in bank across the street. 68 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:27,900 Investors Bank of Chicago. 69 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,860 Currently paying the highest interest rates on a jumbo CD. 70 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,820 I wouldn't know, sir. 71 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:38,800 What the relance indicates, there is only one suspect. 72 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,560 He has hostage's number unknown. 73 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,720 Oh, this is a nasty situation, Winslow. 74 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,900 How would you handle it? 75 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,850 Rough sketch of the bank layout from the bank manager. 76 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,490 That's the manager? 77 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,130 I'm changing banks. 78 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,990 But the SWAT team is deployed and covering both exits. 79 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:10,230 Excellent. Well, let's get in there and turn this guy into a human sprinkler. 80 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:15,750 Sir, according to the book, we should try to make contact with the suspect and 81 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,270 attempt to determine the situation inside. 82 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,680 If we negotiate, we might be able to avoid unnecessary loss of life. 83 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 Oh. 84 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:27,580 Okay. 85 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:30,880 Stay cool. 86 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,120 And don't panic. 87 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,320 Everything's gonna be all right. 88 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,020 Thanks, Steve. 89 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:38,260 I was talking to me. 90 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,400 Shut up. 91 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:42,760 And that goes for you, too, Payla Bell. 92 00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:57,149 police department. 93 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,370 Who am I speaking to, please? 94 00:11:58,970 --> 00:11:59,970 Margaret Thatcher. 95 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,690 Look, I got five people in here. 96 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:08,390 You want to stay healthy, you give me exactly what I want. 97 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:12,250 All right, just stay calm, tell me what you want, and I'll do my best to get it 98 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,149 for you. 99 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,150 Really? 100 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,010 Yeah, my only concern is that nobody gets hurt. 101 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:24,430 Get me a van, gas stop, and I want a plane waiting for me at the airport. 102 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:25,990 Okay. 103 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,170 Get on this, but it's going to take some time. 104 00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:29,510 I'm not a phone person. 105 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:30,990 I'm a gun person. 106 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:32,390 You got one hour. 107 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:34,189 All right. 108 00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:35,190 I'll do my best. 109 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:39,230 But if I'm going to make this happen, I need to speak to someone to make sure 110 00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:40,230 everybody in there is okay. 111 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,470 You. Paul Abdul. 112 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:46,810 Fine. 113 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,870 Here. One of Chicago's finest wants to know if you people are okay. 114 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,310 Sweetheart, what are you doing in there? 115 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,590 Well, well, well, isn't this interesting? 116 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,570 My look has changed. 117 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,750 I got me a cop's daughter here. 118 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:11,990 And if you want it back safe and sound, you... 119 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,540 three peanut butter cups in Carl's sock drawer. 120 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,280 Uh -huh. Good eating. 121 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,660 We're back. 122 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:50,300 Hey, look, Humphrey. It's Janet Jackson and Raphael. Did you kids have fun? 123 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,100 the kids are on a sugar high. See if you can get them to sell us their candy. 124 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,420 But I thought Laurence and Steve went out to get some. They never came back. 125 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,620 Probably out goofing around. 126 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,360 Well, it's Halloween. 127 00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,280 By the way, Harriet, I'm a little disappointed in you. 128 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,820 Why? Well, I thought you'd at least try on the hump. 129 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,300 Now, now, you listen to me. I 130 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:48,730 These hostages are history if you don't deliver in five minutes. 131 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:50,530 That's better. 132 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,830 Pizzas will be here in five minutes. 133 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,970 Hey, and in another ten minutes, we'll get them for free. 134 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,150 Shut up. 135 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,490 shoot you and you'll die. 136 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640 What are you doing? 137 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,640 Nothing. 138 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,240 Absolutely nothing. 139 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,000 Sit back down next to Chaka Khan. 140 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,500 Well, finally, the pizza's here. 141 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,900 All right, come on, let's go. 142 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:04,940 What took you so long? 143 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,199 Sorry, man. 144 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,600 I caught a... flat on me bike. 145 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,180 Hey, that's a real gun. 146 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,780 Yeah, and that better be real pizza. 147 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:18,220 Oh, it is, man. Best in town. Cheese fresh at $22, man. 148 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,960 The cops are paying. 149 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:23,060 Shoot, that mean no tip. 150 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,900 You open it. 151 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,200 See? Just grease. 152 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:54,470 You get some tomato soup. 153 00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:59,170 And you, pork and beans. 154 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:08,150 Mom, you will never believe what happened to us. Young lady, where have 155 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:11,070 been? You were supposed to be back here with more candy more than three hours 156 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,190 ago. We were. 157 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,970 forced to hand out canned goods and pork products. 158 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,710 Then I want to know where you were and what happened. 159 00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:22,370 Carl, can I talk to you for a minute? 160 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:23,810 What's on your mind, Steve? 161 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:29,830 Well, I... I just... Steve, what's wrong? 162 00:19:31,290 --> 00:19:32,470 I'm a coward. 163 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:34,970 What are you talking about? 164 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:41,190 Well, I picture myself overpowering that robber and saving the day. 165 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,160 I chickened out. 166 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:46,280 I just did everything he told me to do. 167 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,820 Well, Steve, that's exactly what you should have done. 168 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:53,140 No, no. Laura was in danger. I mean, I should have done something. 169 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,480 Steve, that man was armed. 170 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,800 I mean, if you had made a move, you might have gotten hurt. Laura might have 171 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,759 gotten hurt. 172 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,900 But you made a... 173 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,400 real hero, Carl. 174 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,120 Steve, can you keep a secret? 175 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,040 Sure. 176 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,700 I was real scared, too. 177 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,800 Really? You didn't show it? 178 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,420 Only because I've been trained for those situations. 179 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,160 But remember, I used your trick snakes. 180 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,720 Yeah, that's right. 181 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,040 You know, Steve, you stuck by my daughter. 182 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,330 You made sure that she was okay. 183 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,350 You did your very best to do that. 184 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,630 And in my book, that makes you a hero. 185 00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,210 Thanks, Mon. 12824