All language subtitles for Family Matters s01e10 False Arrest

Steve Burke was coming over.

He's paying me to get him in shape.

Is there any reason you couldn't do this
in your bedroom?

Yeah. You told me never to let him
upstairs.

Good point.

Hi, Eddie.

Hey, Steve.

I appreciate your taking the time to
pump me up.

No sweat, bud.

Why don't we warm up? You ready?

Watch me.

One, two, two, one, two.

That's enough.

I don't want you to hurt yourself.

This is great, Eddie. I feel a punk
coming on.

Notice the difference?

Yeah, it's scary.

Why don't we just... Go straight to some
bench pressing.

Lie down.

The other way.

Okay. Now grip the bar and do three sets
of five.

Go.

Boy, this is easy.

I'll be right back.

We'll see. It's even harder to find.

The world possessed you boys to bring a
timber wolf into the house.

We got the idea from you, Dad, remember?

You told us how you once kidnapped your
rival school's mascot.

Yes, son, but that was in the 60s. I did
it for peace.

Hi, everybody.

Boy, what a day.

The most incredible thing happened to me
today.

Carl Hush, we're trying to watch the
Buddy Goodrich show.

The Buddy Goodrich show?

Mama, you'd rather watch TV than talk to
me?

Well, he's only on once a week. You hear
every day.

Well, I just thought you'd like to hear
about my day.

See? You made me miss a big joke.

So this is the top TV show.

A sitcom about a rich black man who
adopts two white orphans.

They're adopted?

Oh, now I get it.

Hi. Hi, honey.

How was your date?

Unbelievable. Really? Tell us about it.

Well, it's nice to see that not everyone
is in love with the Buddy Goodrich

show. Did that start already? Shoot.

Don't worry, honey.

I'll take you over Buddy Goodrich any
day.

watch this show for the laughs.

There's also a lesson every week.

And what was tonight's lesson?

Well, Buddy showed us that when kids
mess up, parents should think back and

how it's really their fault.

Like the time you threw the football for
the living room window. That was my

fault. Hey, who gave me the football?

kids might like me better if I dressed
more Ivy League like Buddy Goodrich.

Carl, you're not Ivy League. You're
Bowling League.

But don't worry. The kids know you're a
great father. We all do.

Thanks, Harriet.

Well, I believe I'll have me a shot of
mineral oil and then hit the sack.

I'll get it for you, Mother Winslow. By
the way, Carl, did you get good seats

for the Buddy Goodrich one -man show?

Uh, no, Mama.

How'd he get any tickets at all? I've
been too busy. With what?

Oh, nothing much. Just robberies, high
-speed chases, shootouts.

Well, what about your lunch hour, honey?

Okay, Mama.

I'll pick up the tickets tomorrow.

Hey, Carl, spring for some decent seats
this time.

Yeah, when you took us to see the Gladys
Knight show, we sat so far back, I

couldn't even see the...

Excuse me, um, I was on my way to the
box office and I noticed a black

convertible parked in a handicapped
spot.

Do you know whose car it is?

Yeah, that's Buddy Goodrich's car.

Really? That's his car? Mm -hmm.

Wow.

Listen, I'm pressed for time, so would
you mind telling him to move it?

I'm on a break.

Sorry.

That's his dressing room right over
there.

Thanks. Yep.

But Mr.

Goodrich's car is parked in a
handicapped spot. I'd appreciate

it. Of course. Let me just get the
queen.

Hey, Jack.

Wow.

Your buddy Goodrich.

My family watches you every week. They
think you're the greatest.

I know, I know, I know.

That's because on the show, I'm always
standing next to those little runt

orphans.

That is good.

I can't believe this. Listen, Mr.
Goodrich, after you move the car, can I

your autograph for my kids?

Nobody moves the car.

It stays where it is. You got that?

Officer Chubble?

Actually, that'd be Sergeant Chabot.

But seriously, Mr. Goodrich, the car has
to be moved. So this is the thanks I

get for doing a charity gig.

I don't need this.

You know, I'm a big star.

Well, fine.

Then have your assistant move the car.

Oh, you don't get it.

That handicapped space is right by the
state's door.

So, when I finish this... show, I can
get out of this dump as fast as

Capisce?

Listen, Mr. Goodrich, if you don't move
the car, I'm going to have to give you a

ticket and have you towed away.

You are going to do what? You heard me.

Look, you don't seem to understand.

I'm not moving the car, and you are not
giving me a ticket. Am I getting

through?

You know, Mr. Goodrich, you ought not
shove a police officer.

Oh, that was just tapping.

This is shoving. Now, you did that
again.

Yeah.

I kind of enjoyed it.

I'm not going to tell you anymore.

Oh, you didn't like that? No. Then
you're going to hate this.

Oh, Mr. Goodrich, you are under arrest
for assaulting a police officer.

You have the right to remain silent.

You know, that was really dumb.

You are one first -class idiot.

Oh, really?

Well, if I'm so dumb, how come you're
the one wearing the cuffs?

I'm now the Windy City's number one news
guy, the award -winning Bruno Alvarez.

Hi, everybody.

I'm glad you're all home. I got
something to tell you. Not now, Carl.

watching the news.

Did you hear? Some wacko cop arrested
Buddy Goodrich.

Well, I'd like to talk to you about
that. You see, what happened... Quiet,

No, no, I'm still performing tomorrow
night.

Of course, after the way I was roughed
up, the next time I come to town, I'll

remember to bring a stuntman.

He could still laugh at a time like
this.

Look, I know what happened to Buddy
Goodrich. Carl, please, we'd rather hear

from somebody who was there.

No, I don't know why this officer
attacked me.

But my assistant, Roger, will verify
that it was totally unprovoked.

And I just want you to know that I don't
blame the city or the police

department.

There's only one person that I hold
responsible.

One bad apple.

One... Rogue cop.

Officer Carl Winslow.

favorite dad?

How could you do this to me?

To you?

I know you wouldn't have arrested the
man unless you had a good reason.

I want to hear this.

Look, I politely asked the man to move
his car out of a handicapped spot, but

went crazy. He took a swing at me.

That's it?

That's plenty.

Look, just because the man is nice on TV
does not mean that he's nice in person.

I didn't expect the kids to understand,
but you understand me, Mama, don't you?

Oh, yeah, I understand.

You're in a tight spot, and you're
choked.

Okay, Mama.

We believe you, Carl, don't we, Rachel?

Of course we do.

Carl, I love you. You're my brother -in
-law. Why wouldn't I believe you?

Of course, you're not exactly Buddy
Goodrich's biggest fan, and maybe you

down there with a chip on your shoulder,
but basically, I believe you.

More or less.

picture of you, but then it wasn't a
real good reason to be in the paper. But

hey, front page.

Are we going to eat soon?

I'll get it.

Judy Winslow, and that's my mother -in
-law, Mrs. Winslow, and I think you know

my husband, Carl.

We've met.

You have a beautiful family, Carl.

Carl, how can you arrest a man who says
you've got a beautiful family?

I just came over to say how sorry I am
about what happened, and as a little

token of my feelings, I brought some
tickets to my show tonight.

I'm sorry, Mr. Goodrich.

He's your father.

Thank you, Mr. Goodrich.

Thank you. Well, I understand what
you're going through right now. And when

something like this gets into the press,
well, there's no telling how they'll

blow it up.

Hi, I'm Rachel.

It's nice to meet you.

Again.

You know, I can only imagine how proud
you must be of Carl. He has a very... He

has a very... difficult job, and he does
it so well.

Oh, well, that's very nice of you to
say, Mr. Goodrich. Thank you.

Now, I've always said that what
separates us from the animals is that we

the ability to settle our differences
peacefully.

Well, that and we know how to use
chopsticks.

He kills me.

So, uh, Carl, do you think we could, uh,
speak privately?

It'll just take a minute. Well, I...
Okay,

we can go talk in the kitchen.

Well, hey.

Is that good?

Thanks for speaking with me.

Well, I appreciate what you said in
front of my family.

It's all... Oh, true.

Oh. Look, I'd like to solve our little
problem before I leave town. Isn't there

something we can do?

Sure. You could tell the truth, plead
guilty, and pay your fine.

Yeah, that's an option.

It's not what I had in mind.

Well, it's the best I can do.

Don't be so hasty.

This will be a very tough case for you
to win. I know. I date one of the

actresses on L .A. Law.

Well, you may be right, Mr. Goodrich,
but I know what happened.

Carl, do you really want to take on
America's favorite dad in front of a

Mr. Goodrich, would you get to the
bottom line on this?

Okay.

I want you to come backstage after my
show for a press conference.

You change your story, I'll praise you
as a dedicated public servant, and we

both look good.

I can't do that, Mr. Goodrich.

You see, you assault a police officer.

That's not what my assistant is going to
say on the witness stand.

He'll say that he saw the whole thing
and you started it.

Oh, I see.

So what you're going to have him do is
lie, commit perjury.

Those are such ugly words, Carl.

They're true, but still, they're very
ugly.

Mr. Goodrich, I think it's time for you
to go. I'll see you in court.

Oh, Carl.

Don't be so short -sighted.

Look, I've got an idea.

Just pitching here, but, um... What if
we do an episode on my show about our

little incident, and I hired you as a
technical advisor for a fee of, uh... $2

,000?

How's that sound?

Sounds like you're offering me a bribe.
Ooh!

Bribe! Another ugly word.

I am trying to do you a favor.

What is your problem?

I'll tell you what my problem is, Mr.
Goodrich.

I can't shave with my eyes closed.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means that I have to look at myself
every day in the mirror.

Sure, I'd like to get this thing over
with.

But if I gave in to you, I couldn't face
myself.

I couldn't face my kids either.

You see, Mr. Goodrich, I've always tried
to teach them right from wrong.

I'm a good father.

And a good cop.

I don't back down when I know I'm right.

And I don't take bribes from the likes
of you.

Now get out of my house.

Okay.

$3 ,000.

Get out.

Now.

Okay, but you are making a big mistake.

I am going to bury you in court.

Hey!

Everybody!

Rachel, right?

Right.

Well, uh... Gotta run.

Excuse me.

It was very nice meeting everyone.

The pleasure was all yours.

That's good.

So, uh, well, really, I really do have
to run. Mr. Goodrich, uh, you forgot

something. You won't be needing these
tickets.

You know...

I sure hope this is the last day of that
Goodrich trial.

These last couple of weeks have been so
tough on Carl. Yeah.

I hate the way he looks in those
courtroom sketches.

Hi, everybody.

Hey. How did the Goodrich trial go?

It's over. They found him guilty.

Goodrich's assistant broke down on the
witness stand and told the truth.

No. Goodrich found him on the spot.

idiot punched out his lawyer.

Is he going to jail? No, Mama. He has to
pay a big fine and spend a hundred

hours picking up trash along the
interstate.

I don't like that picking up garbage,
honey. I love it.

Now, Rachel, that's not nice.

Mama's right, Rachel. You shouldn't take
pleasure in someone else's misery.

Anybody for a slow drive along the
interstate?