All language subtitles for Family Matters s01e07 Body Damage

Steve, what are you doing here?

The water's off at our place, Carl. And
Estelle was nice enough to let me use

her bathtub.

Oops, I forgot my ducky.

Kid his age still using bath toys.

Come on, Mr. Quackers.

He loved Estelle's bubble bath.

It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper

page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even

harder to find.

Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.

It's all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.

Wonder how long they'd ground me if I
broke your arm.

Come on, Laura, test me. I got this car
repair stuff down cold.

I'm gonna ace this sucker.

What are the three steps in adjusting a
carburetor? Step one, you loosen the

lambda lock nut. Step two, you tighten
primary adjustment screws. Step three,

you... You... What is step three?

Step three is you get the greasy book
off the table so we can eat dinner.

needs a tuna, you're going to be glad
I'm taking this adult education class.

Hey, everybody.

I've got big news.

Your father is a policeman with the best
safety record in the entire city.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.

There's more.

Because of that, I'll be driving in the
Columbus Day Parade. Wait, wait, wait,

wait. Don't go crazy yet.

Not only will I be in the Columbus Day
Parade, but I'll be driving the lead

Okay, you can go crazy now. I'm kidding.

This baby has a V8 with a dual -throat
carburetor and 221 cubic inches of raw

power.

Where'd you get it, Carl? The
Policeman's Museum.

This car was actually driven by Elliot
Neff.

Did he have the best safety record last
year?

Look, I've been practicing my wave.

slowly.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

You gotta read as I write, girl.

Harriet, this car is an antique and it's
signed out to me.

That means it's out of bounds, off
limits. No one touches it but me.

I do. But you might want to simplify for
it.

My son, the safest driver on the police
force.

I'm so proud of him.

We don't want to wake Carla.

Don't worry, Mother Winslow.

Carla could sleep through World War III.

Come on, Harriet.

Let's go look at that car up close and
personal. Wait a minute. Carla said not

to touch that car. Come on. I just want
to look at it.

I don't know.

I promise I'll keep my hands off of it.

Well, I guess it'll be okay if you don't
touch the car. Great.

I just love these old cars. Each one has
its own personality and quirks.

Kind of like men.

That's true.

You know, some don't look like much, but
they can really move.

And then others are real flashy, but
there's nothing under the hood.

They don't make them like this anymore.

Oh, I just, I love the way the corner
sets off the contours of the hood.

Ooh, and look at this subtle flexing
curve in this fence.

You two want to be alone?

I love this car.

It is pretty.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Not if you're thinking about driving
that car.

I'm thinking.

Then you must be crazy. Carl would kill
us if he knew we were even looking at

him.

You'll never know. He's asleep.

Well, he could wake up any minute and we
can't take any chances. Oh, Harriet,

you are so cautious. So afraid to take a
risk.

Bonnie, you gotta live, Harriet. Live.

I don't mind the living. It's the dying
I'm trying to avoid.

Harriet, for once in your life, don't be
the sensible older sister.

You are such a dick in the mud. Hey,
loosen up. Let yourself go.

Go away.

Around the block. Just around the block,
please.

Oh, Harry, I'll never get another chance
to drive a classic car like this.

I don't know.

Oh, I'll be really, really careful, I
promise.

Once around the block.

Great!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

But I'll make the rules.

Right turns only, and keep it below 20
miles an hour. Yeah, yeah.

Use hands.

Harriet, would you relax?

Nothing is going to happen.

We'll just tell Carl it was an accident.

Carl will go crazy.

You know, he still hasn't forgiven me
for breaking his Flintstones coffee mug.

Harriet, we can't tell him.

Rachel, Carl has to drive this car to
the parade tomorrow. He's bound to

Not if I fix it first.

You couldn't even glue Fred and Bonnie
back together.

That was a cup.

This is a car.

I got Ann, Bonnie, and Finn to work. I
can fix this tonight.

Well, even if you could, which I
doubt...

I think I should tell Carl. No, no, no,
no. You can't tell Carl.

Harriet, I can undo the damage if you
just give me a chance.

Oh, please, don't turn your back on me
now.

You're all I got.

Rachel, don't give me that don't turn
your back on me speech again. I've heard

it.

on someone holding a blowtorch.

I'll try to remember that.

Yes? I just wanted to tell you that I
checked on the baby and he's still

Thank you.

Are you aiming to lose that finger?

this going to take?

What time does Colonel have to leave for
the parade?

Why? Is this going to take all night?

This is a delicate operation. You don't
just slap it back on with crazy glue.

But I have it ready in time. Now, excuse
me.

What's going on here?

Hey, I had nothing to do with this.

Rachel did it.

Your mother and I did it.

Why?

Edward, it's past one o 'clock. Why
aren't you in bed?

Mom, I have to be home at 11.

There's nothing in the rules about
sleeping.

You know, Eddie, as long as you're up, I
sure could use another pair of hands.

Okay. Can I use the torch? No.

I'll go and check and see if Carla's
still sleeping.

Okay, Aunt Rachel. What do you want me
to do?

Put these two in the toolbox for me.

Ah! Harriet!

I'm very disappointed.

I thought you were going to cut out the
midnight snacks.

Well, I wasn't snacking. I thought I
heard the bulb in the refrigerator go

Sounds like they're doing body and
fender work to me.

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's that new music,
heavy metal.

Very heavy metal.

Heavier than the old heavy metal.

What were you doing outside in your
robe?

Oh, I just went over to tell the
registrants to keep it down, but who

They may keep this up all night. Come
on, let's go.

Mom.

Dad.

What are you doing?

Are you just getting in?

Getting in?

Edward, do you know it's two hours? past
your curfew?

Well, Dad, you see, I was just... I was
just... You were just breaking your

curfew. Mom!

And after being grounded for a week,
Carl, what are we going to do with him?

Well... Never mind. I'll handle this.

Never mind. Consider yourself grounded
for another two weeks. What?

I don't want to hear a word. Just go to
bed.

Go to bed.

Period. Carl, I don't think we should
talk about this while we feel mad at

Eddie. Now let's just get a good night's
sleep and we'll discuss this in the

morning when you cool off.

Mom, will you please sign this?

What is it?

It's a confession.

It says you did everything and I did
nothing.

I told you I'd get you off the hook
after this thing settles down.

What if something happens to you before
then?

I need evidence that'll stand up in
court.

I want to make sure that I'm early.

Oh, you've got a loose button. Where?

There.

It was hanging by a thread.

You better get your mother and throw
that back on.

If your father comes back...

and I need your help.

What kind of crisis?

Aunt Rachel and I smash the police car
and Dad can't know.

Let me get this straight.

You and Aunt Rachel trash the car, Dad
doesn't know, and you want us to be a

part of the cover -up.

That's a general idea.

This is beautiful.

An opportunity like this comes along
once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

I want a bike. What do you want, Judy?

Only crisis.

We've all got to pull together.

I'll take a dirt bike.

Well, I'm leaving.

Nobody touch me.

Ben, you can't go without breakfast. You
look frail.

I don't have time for breakfast.

Why are you trying to stall me? We're
not trying to stall you. If we were

to stall you, then we'd be trying to
keep you here, which we're not, so just

You want some coffee? No.

Talents will serve. Oh, mine too.

Judy, you had your talents taken out
four years ago.

Oh, I'm in my feet.

All right, what is going on around here?
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

off your headlight.

I want everything to be picture perfect
for the parade.

Thank you, Rachel.

That's very thoughtful.

Yeah, thanks, Rachel.

See you all downtown.

told you we could pull it off. We are
sneaky good.

You know what, Rachel? You're setting a
real bad example for the kids.

And after all I've done for you, I would
think that you'd at least be able to do

this tiny little thing for me without
expecting something in return.

Well, Mom, you were wrong.

Harriet, we are not going to be
blackmailed. There is no evidence that

was ever wrong with that guy.

to the parade now.

And I suggest that you all get your
stories straight.

Not that it matters, because when I come
back, I plan to do a lot of yelling.

Well, it was a nice day for a parade. I
mean, at least it didn't rain.

I wish it had.

Maybe they would have called it off.

He looks so miserable.

Yeah, when he came by, I could hear him
grinding his teeth over the marching

band.

We are in big trouble.

Not me.

I've got written proof that none of this
is my fault.

Look, it's all my fault, okay? And I'm
going to take full responsibility for

everything. I'll just hold little Richie
when I tell Carl that.

should have driven the car, and after we
did it, we never should have tried to

repair it behind your back.

And we never should have dragged the
kids into it. We were totally wrong, and

can't tell you how sorry I am.

Oh, Harriet, I really wanted to yell.

Carl, I'm sorry, too.

I was driving the car.

I just hope you can find it in your
heart to forgive me.

I'm sorry, too, Dad.

Me, too.

Me, too.

What I can understand... It's why you
all didn't come to me when you were in

trouble. We thought you'd be upset.

Well, I would have exploded.

But then I would have cooled down and we
would have worked it out together.

But instead, you guys went behind my
back. Now, that's what really hurts.

Sorry, Carl. It'll never happen again.

Me too, Carl. I promise.

I promise.

I promise.

I promise.

Okay.

You guys are off the hook.

But, guys, remember, we're a family.

Your problems are my problems.

But I can't do anything about them
unless you let me know what they are.

Okay?

Right, baby.

From now on, this family sticks
together.

Yeah.

By the way, who fixed the fender?

Rachel did.

Think you could do it again?

Sure, why?

Well, after the parade, I accidentally
backed into the Sons of Italy float.

I'll get the torch.