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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:14,440 It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper 2 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:20,560 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 3 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:21,900 harder to find. 4 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:28,900 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 5 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:36,060 Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real lovers in hell. 6 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:46,190 We'll see you next time. 7 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:10,120 It's the bigger love of the family. 8 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:26,020 Grandma. 9 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:27,780 Grandma. 10 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,880 Grandma. Anything for me? 11 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,520 Grandma. 12 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,240 looks important. Oh, that must be for me. 13 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Grandma. 14 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,900 This is from Barbara Bush. 15 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:47,640 You know Barbara Bush? Oh, sure, but I haven't heard from her since they moved. 16 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:50,940 Here's one for you, Dad. 17 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:52,780 Thank you. 18 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:53,999 Oh, terrific. 19 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 A water bill. 20 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,660 Here's one for our Rachel. Should I give it to her? No, let me give it to her. 21 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,960 Makes me feel important. 22 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,100 Here, Rachel. 23 00:02:08,139 --> 00:02:09,139 It's from Sci -Fi Magazine. 24 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:13,680 I sent them a great short story. I don't believe it. You haven't even read her 25 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,420 story. I don't mean her story. I mean the water bill. 26 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:19,440 Did we get a swimming pool and nobody told me? 27 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,160 Look at that. 28 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,000 It is a little high. 29 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,380 A little high? 30 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,700 They don't use this much water at SeaWorld. 31 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,640 This is terrible. 32 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,800 They rejected my story. 33 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,900 Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. 34 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,690 I guess this has been a tough day for both of us, huh? 35 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:43,670 Great news, Dad. 36 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:45,450 Mom finished washing the car. 37 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,150 You washed the car? 38 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:50,130 With water? 39 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,690 Boy, why did you do that? 40 00:02:55,290 --> 00:02:56,290 Because you told me to. 41 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:59,990 Edward, I told you two weeks ago when we could afford it. 42 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,040 Do something I told you to do. 43 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,400 I'm sorry they rejected your story. 44 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,580 It was a great idea. 45 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,900 It was about this trucker who has a whole lot of tattoos. 46 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:23,660 Then one day, he notices his tattoos are changing. 47 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:29,180 Finally, he realizes they're not tattoos at all, but aliens with really low self 48 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,180 -esteem. 49 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:40,779 going wrong. 50 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:43,240 Shouldn't be wasting your time writing about truckers and tattoos. 51 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,360 Gotta be writing about things you know about. 52 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:18,440 how we can save a lot more money nobody eats I'll put it right back on 53 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:46,650 I have a lot of ideas, but none of them amount to anything. 54 00:04:47,110 --> 00:04:48,190 I'm sort of blocked. 55 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:21,910 I'm blocked. 56 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:24,350 Well, who could it be? 57 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:26,610 Hi, everybody. 58 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,030 Edward. 59 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:32,790 Son. 60 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:35,910 Did you turn on the sprinkler today? 61 00:05:36,630 --> 00:05:38,950 Yeah, I did, Dad. I turned it on this morning. 62 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,110 And without even being asked. 63 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,910 But you forgot to turn it on. 64 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:49,810 I got you there, Dad. You didn't tell me that part. 65 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:57,040 If we come up short... 66 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:31,750 domestic violence. 67 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:35,110 I'm Rachel. 68 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:38,630 That's for dinner. 69 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:39,870 Sorry. 70 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:44,090 Harriet, this is from the magazine I sent my new short story to. Open it, 71 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:45,090 it. 72 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:48,910 Well, what did they say? What did they say? 73 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,330 I sold my story. 74 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:56,290 I sold it, I sold it, I sold it. You sold it, you sold it, you sold it. Now, 75 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,290 I going to get a chance to read it? 76 00:06:57,570 --> 00:07:00,500 Well, I didn't want you to see it until I knew it was good. But I'm going to go 77 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,840 out now and make copies for everyone. 78 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,380 Will you watch Little Richie for me? Oh, sure. No problem. 79 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,439 Oh, good. 80 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,380 Oh, by the way, he needs changing. 81 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:47,480 who moves in with her sister's family. The father's a cop, the mother works in 82 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,900 newspaper, and they live in a house with their three kids and a grandmother. 83 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:57,000 Okay, I know that sounds like this family, but I just used you as a jumping 84 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,900 point. I don't think you jumped far enough. 85 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:09,320 You make me seem pushy. I'm not pushy. Yes. I want you to take 86 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,320 me out of the story. 87 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:15,990 Not that part right. 88 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,760 Someone who knows it's fiction. 89 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,480 What's fiction? 90 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,060 You captured the real me. 91 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:05,020 The guy who was great with the babes. 92 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,000 That is the only part that is fiction. 93 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,360 Oh, yeah? 94 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:17,740 Don't be hitting nobody on the head. You're all crazy enough as it is. 95 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:24,080 Harriet, you haven't said a word. 96 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,100 You're a reasonable person. 97 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,800 What did you think of my story? 98 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,640 You want to know what I think about this story? 99 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:35,400 Maybe not. 100 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,020 Rachel, I think this story is about you and me. 101 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:44,320 How you see me as this overbearing big sister who's always pushing you around. 102 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,740 Well, it's nice to finally know how you really feel about me. 103 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,700 Harriet, it's just a little story. 104 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,840 Well, your words speak louder than your words. 105 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:19,750 See, Mother Winslow, that's the way we writers do it. Oh. 106 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:24,290 We take somebody we might know and use them as a model for our fictional 107 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,450 characters. Uh -huh. 108 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:28,690 Like Hemingway. He used his friends in his stories. 109 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,270 I met Hemingway in Cuba once. 110 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,430 All sizzle and no stink. 111 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:39,370 Rachel, well, I convinced Harriet to talk to you. Now you're going to have to 112 00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:40,370 the rest. 113 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:41,630 Thanks, Carl. 114 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:45,170 Excuse me, Mother Winslow. I'll be praying for you, honey. 115 00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,350 out this misunderstanding. 116 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,110 So now just go right ahead. 117 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:03,190 Straighten out the misunderstanding. 118 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,230 Right out. 119 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:18,070 Harriet, I'm really sorry this upset you, but I was just trying to do what 120 00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:19,310 told me right about. 121 00:11:28,699 --> 00:11:30,580 Did you mean all that stuff you wrote about me? 122 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:32,780 It's not you, Harriet. 123 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,220 Henrietta is a fictional character. 124 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,680 See? Come on, let's go get that ice cream. Come on. 125 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,140 So you don't think I try to control your life like that sister in the story? 126 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,200 Well, not all the time. 127 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,900 What do you mean, not all the time? 128 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,140 Well, sometimes you do try to control my life. 129 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,380 how to dress, how to do my makeup, and you even gave me a lecture on how to 130 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,800 my baby a teething round. 131 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,900 You know, that really made my hair stand on end. 132 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,720 Well, it would be a lot better than the way you're wearing it now. 133 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,400 You know, I don't think I put enough of you in my story. 134 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,460 I may have to do a novel. 135 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,940 How would you like to do it in traction? 136 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,240 I figured Linda's waiting for a real man to come along. 137 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,700 One who's not intimidated by her beauty. 138 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,140 And that's me. 139 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,340 Edward Studd. 140 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:47,830 eating lunch in my room. 141 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:51,750 Carl, would you please tell Rachel that if she's eating in her room, she better 142 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,290 call for pizza because my food is not leaving this kitchen. 143 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:57,730 Carl, would you tell Harriet that that is just fine with me? 144 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,210 Mom, 145 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:05,130 if Judy and I fight, can I have pizza in my room, too? 146 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,510 Just a thought. 147 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:15,190 Harriet, how can you still be upset at Rachel's story? 148 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,590 that's forgiven her? 149 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,650 Carl, she didn't do nothing on you. 150 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,050 You were just a tightwad and a blowhard. 151 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,390 She thinks I'm a terrible sister. 152 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:28,930 All these years, I thought I was helping her out. 153 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:32,270 But all the time, she's been seeing me as some tyrant who's been trying to 154 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,270 control her life. 155 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:34,470 You know what I think? 156 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:36,810 I think the two of you have let this thing 157 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:49,300 I know you're hurting right now, but you wouldn't be hurting if you didn't love 158 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,300 her so much. 159 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:54,920 I don't know how two people who love each other the way you and Rachel do can 160 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,460 let something like this come between you. 161 00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,140 And I know that neither one of you are going to be happy until you work it out. 162 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:01,940 Now, come on, honey. 163 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,680 Work it out. 164 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,000 I don't want to work it out. 165 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,080 Hi, baby. 166 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,680 Want some? 167 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:32,140 No, thanks. 168 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,960 I guess you and Mom still aren't talking, huh? 169 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,120 You know, this is just about our worst fight ever. 170 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:42,760 Hey, don't let it get you down. I know what it's like to be a sister. 171 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,620 Judy and I fight all the time. 172 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,320 Yeah? 173 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,660 Do you say really awful things to her? 174 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,620 Sure. Big and middle child has to... 175 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,160 I never tell her this, but I love the kid. 176 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,920 Anyone see my bratty Kathy doll? 177 00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:04,500 Beat it, you little rug rat. 178 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,420 See? 179 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,760 I wasn't really trying to hit her, but she has to learn to knock before she 180 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,760 enters. 181 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,000 I think you should go apologize right now. 182 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,400 Oh, I will. What do you think, I want to ruin our relationship? 183 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,740 See, that's the important thing. 184 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,500 No matter what happens between sisters, You don't let it ruin the relationship. 185 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:43,380 Well, I think she got the message. How did I do? You were great. Your timing 186 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,380 perfect. 187 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,640 I don't know how Mom and Aunt Rachel ever got through life without us. 188 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,660 You've got to talk. 189 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,839 I'm listening. 190 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,079 I am so sorry I wrote that story. 191 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,200 I never meant to hurt you. 192 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,780 It's not about the story anymore. 193 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,520 All right, I'm sorry for everything else I said, too. 194 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:37,060 So you don't think I push you around and try to control your life? 195 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,760 Okay, I don't feel that way. 196 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,000 You do, too. 197 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,980 Okay, I do feel that way. 198 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,600 I don't know what you want me to say. 199 00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:49,710 I want you to tell me the truth. 200 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,030 Fine. 201 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,370 Sometimes I feel like you push me around. 202 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,690 No, I don't. 203 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,070 I just give you advice. 204 00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:04,890 Harriet, you may mean it as advice, but it comes across like giving orders. 205 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:09,130 It's like you don't respect me or like you think I'm not capable of thinking 206 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,830 myself. That is not true. 207 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,030 Yes, it is. 208 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:15,330 Ever since we were little girls, you've always talked to me that way. 209 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,570 But I have nothing but respect for you, Rachel. 210 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:22,330 The type of person you are, your values, your ability as a writer, those are the 211 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:23,810 things I always admired about you. 212 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:25,910 Really? 213 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:31,250 Yeah, and if I boss you around sometimes, it's only because I care 214 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,690 want only the best for you. 215 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:39,270 Well, you always have been strong and dependable. 216 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:40,930 Just like a second mom. 217 00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:44,410 Only younger. 218 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,280 Well, I can see you don't need me as a mother. 219 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,860 You need me as a sister. 220 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,780 Oh, that would be fun. 221 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:59,120 Well, from now on, when we're having a problem, I want you to tell me about it 222 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,120 face to face instead of putting it in a national magazine. 223 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,180 Fair enough. 224 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,540 And I want you to let me know if I'm getting pushy. 225 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:09,760 Okay, I will. 226 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,960 No, I mean it now. Whenever I'm getting pushy, it's your job to say, listen, 227 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,100 Harriet, you're being pushy. 228 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,350 Oh, it sneaks up on you, doesn't it? 229 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,290 So are we friends now? 230 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:26,130 Sure. Oh, I missed you so much. 231 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,550 Oh, I knew you guys would work it out. 232 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,910 Oh, boy, I'm glad that's over. 233 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:37,070 All I can say is I'm glad that story didn't cause any more trouble than it 234 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,660 I went over to Linda Fontana's house to ask her out. 235 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,780 And she beat you up? 236 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,500 Gee, whatever happened to girls just saying no? 237 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 It wasn't her. 238 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,220 It was her boyfriend. 239 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:12,180 Bubba. 240 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,180 Oh, Rachel, next time you write a story, leave me out of it, please. 241 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,420 Son, come on. 242 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,080 I think it's time you and I had a little talk about women. 243 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,700 and guys named Bubba. 244 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,340 Wow. What did you do? 245 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,820 Take a bath in cologne? 17736