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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:21,820 Thank you. 2 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:25,360 Now, we have a week's vacation. 3 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,980 One at a time, where should we go? 4 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:31,910 Let's go to New York and take in some theater. 5 00:00:32,729 --> 00:00:35,650 Forget New York, girl. I want to go lie on the beach. 6 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:40,790 You know, catch some rays, catch some bees, catch a man around his knees. 7 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:43,950 Let's go to Disney World. Good idea. 8 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:46,770 I think we should pay our respects to Elvis. 9 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:49,510 Let's boogie on down to Graceland. 10 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,950 Now, wait a minute. Let's be realistic. 11 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:56,440 I mean, we only have a week's vacation, and I don't want to spend half of it 12 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,740 cooped up in a car picking Cheetos off my lap. 13 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,280 Well, where do you want to go? 14 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:02,780 Lake Geneva. 15 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,560 Like in Switzerland? 16 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:05,780 No, like in Wisconsin. 17 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:10,440 I mean, we can rent a nice cabin, do a little fishing, a lot of relaxing. 18 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680 Hey, it's perfect. 19 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,460 You mean it's cheaper. 20 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,640 Well, that too. 21 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,320 So Lake Geneva it is, right? 22 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:18,960 Anyway... 23 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,960 Thank you. 24 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:29,200 Now, people, arguing is not the way to settle things in this family, right? 25 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:34,660 Right. So we're going to listen, be considerate, and agree on a place that 26 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,200 make everybody happy, right? 27 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:39,160 Right. Okay. So Lake Geneva it is. 28 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:58,300 It's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper 29 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:04,440 page. And love and tradition of the grand design, some people say, is even 30 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,680 harder to find. 31 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:12,680 Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. 32 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:20,790 Because all I see is a tower of dreams, real love bursting out of heaven. We'll 33 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:25,230 see you next 34 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:30,090 time. 35 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:12,890 Harvey Garvey to your party? 36 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,230 Yeah, why not? 37 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:16,350 Well, for one thing, he only has four teeth. 38 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:20,030 Yeah, but he doesn't eat much. 39 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:24,210 Hi, ladies. 40 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,390 So, how goes the party plan? Great. 41 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,310 Oh, good. Are you still having it up on your roof? Yeah. 42 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:31,670 How'd you talk your parents into having the party up there? 43 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:33,130 They just got new carpet. 44 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:34,990 They begged me to have it up there. 45 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:38,730 Maxine, sweetheart. 46 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,720 I'm really glad you asked me to cater your party, but if you don't give me 47 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,500 money, I'm going to have to use generic tips and water down the punch. 48 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:49,580 No problem. 49 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,220 Great. 50 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,880 I'll just take the profit from this job and buy a stamp. 51 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,740 fabulous i look hideous oh no you look fabulous i love your hair oh i love your 52 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:36,400 hair mine is hideous wait 53 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,680 a minute you have 54 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,500 There's Harvey Garvey. 55 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,380 Hello. 56 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Hi, guys. 57 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,540 What's so funny? 58 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:12,559 Uh, nothing. 59 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,060 Nothing? Does anybody want to dance? 60 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,280 Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. 61 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,400 Maybe later. 62 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,440 We're doing something. 63 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,680 Right, guys? 64 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,920 What we doing, Willie? 65 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:26,260 We're trying to decide what we want to drink. 66 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:27,760 You don't like punch? 67 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Sure. 68 00:05:29,549 --> 00:05:30,850 Especially when it's spiked. 69 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,050 Here, have some rum. 70 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:37,149 No way. 71 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:38,290 Waldo, where'd you get those? 72 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:39,610 My dad's a stewardess. 73 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:43,350 Drinking is polluted. 74 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:46,930 Oh, really? Hey, Waldo, say hello to St. Lawrence. 75 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:50,170 Laura Winslow. 76 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:04,130 Why don't you take your bottles and your behind out of here? Hey, if I leave, 77 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:07,250 I'll take the booze and the boys with me. Right, guys? 78 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:09,710 Yeah. Right, guys? Yeah. 79 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,510 Laura, if you don't want to drink, fine. 80 00:06:15,970 --> 00:06:18,910 But shut up about it. You're going to ruin my party. 81 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,250 Fine. 82 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,730 But I don't need a drink to have a good time. 83 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:40,599 Big deal. 84 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,300 Well, maybe you're right. Nothing terrible has happened. 85 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,700 It's Steve the Dweeb. 86 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,500 Not bad, Buckner. 87 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,540 I'll bet you were up all night putting that sentence together. 88 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,440 You must be exhausted. 89 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,300 Why don't you sit down, but not too hard. You don't want to crush your 90 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:40,240 Watch it, Urkel. The last guy who talked to me like that was Harvey Garvey. 91 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:43,860 Oh, you two guys put the hit in pathetic. 92 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:52,420 over there just waiting to be swept off their doctor's shoulders. So what do you 93 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:53,420 say, punsters? 94 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580 Let's dance. 95 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,560 Well, okay. 96 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,060 I'll break the ice. 97 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,700 Harp! Hang up the music. 98 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,840 It's time to do the Hercule. 99 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,360 Now, if I do the Steve Hercule dance, all you have to do is catch up. 100 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:19,180 Bend your knees and stick out your pelvis. I'm telling you, baby, it's 101 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:20,180 than that. 102 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,500 Do it. 103 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,440 Do it. 104 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:32,700 Everybody. 105 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:39,400 Now point your fingers up to the sky and talk through your nose way up high. 106 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:42,020 Spin and dip and jump and go forward and finish it. 107 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,110 gonna get Urkel. 108 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,430 Why you gonna do that, Willie? 109 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:09,850 Because he humiliated me. 110 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,870 But you humiliate me every day. 111 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,109 That's different. 112 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,110 You're my friend. 113 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:49,469 Mark for me. 114 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:52,350 I've learned I shouldn't mess with the Earthman. 115 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:55,530 Well, this is a pleasant turn of events. 116 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:59,450 To be quite honest, Buckner, I'd written you off as being incorrigible. 117 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:01,370 What did he say? 118 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:02,690 He called you a gerbil. 119 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,230 Come on, buddy. 120 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:10,110 How about we make a toast to our new friendship? 121 00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:14,570 William, I am truly moved by this gesture. 122 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,230 Word. 123 00:12:03,979 --> 00:12:08,140 What? I said he... Hey, you can't trick me. 124 00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,550 Okay, where'd you hide the booze? I don't know what you're talking about, 125 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:01,630 officer. 126 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,750 He probably means the booze that was in my coat with it. 127 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:10,810 Is Steve okay? 128 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:12,910 Yeah, Rachel's taking him home. 129 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,530 See, officer, everything's fine. 130 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,210 We were just having a little fun. 131 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,810 Fun? Steve could have been killed. 132 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,510 Hey, but he wasn't. You chill out. Okay? 133 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,870 You just don't get it, do you? 134 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,260 You think it's cool to come to a party with a minibar in your coat? 135 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,880 You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool? 136 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,120 Well, it's not cool. 137 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,220 It's not funny. It's dangerous. 138 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,280 It's also against the law. 139 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,920 What are we calling, Winnie? 140 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,100 GL, I guess. 141 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:49,640 You go in a juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Do we get a phone 142 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,640 call? One call. 143 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,200 It's confirmed. 144 00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,720 Six days and five nights at Lake Geneva. 145 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,200 Carl will be happy. 146 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,120 Yeah, I can't wait to see his face when we tell him the good news. 147 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,040 Hi, sweetie. Hi, Mom. 148 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,159 Hi, honey. 149 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,160 Oh, Carl. 150 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,860 We've decided where to go on our vacation. 151 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,880 Oh, you have. 152 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,640 Have you? 153 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:26,480 You know, I come home from a hard day of fighting crime. 154 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:30,970 And do I hear, hi, Carl, can I get you some trail mix? 155 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,710 No, I do not. 156 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,410 Well, I guess my boat doesn't count around here. 157 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:46,010 But may I remind you, too, that I bring home darn close to 50 % of 158 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:49,290 this family's bacon. And you eat darn close 90%. 159 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:54,650 Well, thank you for those kind words, Mother. 160 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:01,600 merely trying to point out that whenever vacation time rolls around, 161 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:08,339 my desires, my wishes are 162 00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:09,760 never even conceived. 163 00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:11,619 And why? 164 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:16,040 Because I don't matter, do I, Harriet? I don't matter. 165 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:23,220 Once, just once, can we go where I'd like to go? All I'm asking for is one 166 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,079 measly little week. 167 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,820 you already made a reservation. 168 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,420 Typical. Well, let's see what hole you're dragging me to this time. 169 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:48,980 Lake Geneva? 170 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:58,200 Yes. We all decided that it would be nice if for once we went where you 171 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,600 wanted to go. 172 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,120 Gee, thanks, guys. 173 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,620 That's swell. 174 00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:12,590 since you've always been so gracious about not giving your own way. 175 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,690 That's just the kind of guy I am. 176 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:26,390 I think I'll just go in the kitchen and make us all some trail mix. 177 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,890 And I think my tongue needs a shave. 178 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,970 Oh, fuck up, Steve. 179 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:04,050 I am fixing you a surefire hangover remedy. This will either cure you or 180 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,050 you. 181 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,120 Well, 182 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:34,260 the night that I graduated from the police academy, me and my buddies 183 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,260 tie one on. 184 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:40,760 Well, most of the night is a blur, but Dawn found me riding a cow down the Dan 185 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,760 Ryan Expressway. 186 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,140 Well, 187 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:02,860 good for you, Steve. 188 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,440 Here, chug this down. 189 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,140 Well, I don't know, Carl. It smells rancid. 190 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,500 Well, that means it's ready. 191 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,900 Go ahead. 192 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,960 Down the hatch. 193 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,590 That's it. 194 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,750 Go ahead. 195 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:30,330 All right. 196 00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:32,910 Now, what's the verdict? 197 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,630 Hey, not bad. 198 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:39,750 Rather tasty. 199 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,750 I think it is a trick. 13666