All language subtitles for Ellen s05e18 Hospital

I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry.

Excuse me. Yeah, I'll be with you in
just a moment. If you could just sign

there.

Can you just tell me... I'll be right
with you.

Can you believe this guy?

Did I cut in front of you? Are you
waiting? I'm sorry. I just have to...

Can you tell me if Lori Manning is here?
Her sister called from Orange County

and said she was brought here. She was
in a car accident.

Lori Manning.

Yeah, she's in Trauma Room 1.

Trauma Room?

Trauma Room. That's a horrible name for
a room.

Did she need to be there, or did they
just run out of space in the Bastine and

Band -Aid area?

I just don't have any information yet.
Well, then go get some. Go!

I can't leave the desk.

Then I'll go, and I'll fill you in when
I get back. I can't let you back there.

Why don't you just go have a seat in the
waiting area? I'll have a much better

chance of getting some information if I
don't have to play Red Rover with you.

I'm sorry. You're right.

You're the professional. I'm sorry. I'll
just go get some coffee or something.

Okay.

You've got to push the button.

Waiting area.

Worrying area is what it is.

Quick question. Anybody else try to
crash through those doors?

Hey, don't worry. It's going to be all
right.

Excuse me?

Well, the doctors here are supposed to
be terrific. I'm sure everything will be

fine.

Thank you.

Would you mind repeating that every five
seconds?

Mom, I just need you to go to Holly's
school and pick her up. I've talked to

principal and they're expecting you.

And I don't want to worry about her
mother, so just treat her normally.

Not that normally.

No, Magic Mountain is not on the way to
the hospital.

I don't know anything more about Lori.

Yes, I've asked.

I'll see you soon.

Anything more on Lori Manning?

Sorry, nothing yet.

You know, eventually you're going to
have to go to the bathroom, and then

button, those doors, and everything on
the other side will be mine.

How long have you been studying?

I'm sorry. It's just that I'm about to
lose my mind.

And you wanted me to join you?

It's just that I've been waiting for
information about my friend for 20

and nobody around here wants to tell me
anything. So either it's serious or I'm

about to get a surprise party.

Well, morphine, paper gowns, bags of
plasma.

Woo! Party.

I'm sorry. You're probably in the same
situation I'm in. I'm just going to try

to relax.

Oh, good. I've been meaning to read
this.

Ten Most Intriguing People of 1979.

Hey, remember Leo Sayre?

You know, sometimes when I'm nervous or
upset, I have a little game I play.

Me too. It's called Digest Your Stomach
Lining.

I actually come up with a really huge
number, like, I don't know, like 4 ,552,

and then I divide it by 6, and then I
divide the answer by 6, and I just keep

going until the result is one or less.

Let me try that.

Yeah, it works.

And then this

person said that they had other plans at
the last minute, and then

I got mad, and then this person...

I'm sorry, I can't carry on a
conversation like this. It requires me

before I speak.

I'm gay. It's my girlfriend.

Oh, okay.

I should have just said so.

Well, hey, it's all about who you fall
in love with, right?

Yep, that's what they say.

So, um, have you been together long?

Almost five months.

Oh, well, hey, don't beat yourself up
over some silly little fight.

I mean, sometimes things like that have
a way of bringing people back together

when they're having problems.

Oh, no, we're not having problems. Well,
I don't mean problems like problems,

you know. It's just that, well, you said
you had a big fight, and the beginning

part of the relationship is supposed to
be the fun part.

This is the fun part. If she weren't in
the hospital, we'd be having a blast

right now.

Well, yeah, except for the fact that she
changed plans on you.

Oh, wow, I'm sorry.

God, you know, it's just like me to do
this. You know, I meet somebody, and

in the first five minutes, I'm telling
them what's wrong with their

relationship. It's so insensitive. I'm
sorry.

Well, there's nothing wrong with the
relationship.

I mean, maybe she canceled plans because
she wanted to surprise me and buy me a

present or something. You know, she's
always doing stuff like that.

Mostly dried fruit.

I don't know. It's really not my
business. It's just that I've never

a relationship screaming and yelling. I
usually save that for the big finish.

No, we don't scream and yell. There was
no screaming and yelling. I mean, her

dishwasher's noisy, so we talk loud
sometimes, but... So you don't yell.

You're the type that keeps it all
bottled up inside, huh?

Yeah, well, no.

No, I... Look, maybe our relationship
isn't perfect, but it's a good

relationship. I mean, I love her, and
maybe I don't know a lot about

relationships. It's my first big, you
know, thing. It's your first.

God, we should have talked.

You know...

First relationships are so special. It's
like there's a bond with a first love

that just never goes away.

Yeah, it's pretty great.

You're her first, too, right?

Second.

But, you know, right after firsts.

Well,

her first was probably nothing. I mean,
just an experimental little fling,

right? I mean, what did it last? A week?
A month? Eleven years.

But,

you know, Karen is completely out of the
picture now.

Oh.

So you've discussed her ex?

Yeah, she talks about her. I mean, not a
lot. I mean, she doesn't dwell on it.

Well, that's good.

Because most people just can't get over
the great love of their life.

Will you excuse me? I'm going to go get
some air.

There was an old woman by the elevator
who had a whole bottle full of it.

I want information on Laurie Manning,
and I am not leaving until I get it. And

know you people get some kind of bonus
for who can withhold the most

information, but if I don't get some
answers soon, I'm going to get very

and I don't like to make threats, but on
my way in here, I saw a box labeled

suggestions and comments.

I have some information for you.

Okay, then.

Your friend's going to be fine. She was
knocked out for a few minutes, but she's

coming around, and it looks real good.
We're moving her to a recovery room now.

That's good.

That's really good. Thanks.

Thank you. That's good news.

See? What can happen when you put your
faith in the power of crossing your

fingers?

Oh, uh, could you do me a favor and give
that other woman the same news?

What other woman?

The one you were talking to.

She rode over in the ambulance with your
friend, and I know she's concerned.

She rode in the ambulance with Laurie?

Yeah, I figured, um, Karen something.

She's the ex -girlfriend, I guess.

They even have a kid together.

You know Hollywood.

They're everywhere.

Yeah, they are.

Hey.

Any news about your girlfriend?

Yeah. Yeah, good news. She's going to be
okay.

Oh, God, what a relief.

Oh, that's great for you.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, you know, we never talked about who
you were waiting for.

Oh, my girlfriend.

Oh. I mean, my ex -girlfriend. Oh, so
you're gay.

Oh, I didn't mention that?

Let me think. I said I was gay, and
then... Nope, you didn't mention it.

Is she okay? Yeah.

What happened to her?

Um, traffic accident.

We were having lunch at Austin's and,
um, she drove off and bang.

But, um, like I said, she's gonna be
fine.

Good.

Austin's, that's a nice restaurant,
isn't it? That's, uh, that's romantic.

Yeah, it was always our little getaway
spot.

Whenever I'm in town, we go.

Oh, whenever you're in town.

Neat.

Little getaway at Austin's.

Do, do you and your girlfriend have a
place like that?

A getaway? Yeah. No, no, we don't need
one. We're not trying to get away from

anybody.

So, uh, how long are you in town?

Oh, uh, depends.

I'm kind of drifting right now.

Homeless? No.

Uh, I'm a freelance photographer.

Well, my, that's an impressive job.

Have I seen your work anywhere?

Oh, I don't know. I have a show opening
next week in New York City at the

Guggenheim Museum.

Have you ever been there?

New York? Yeah, I love it. I even have a
T -shirt.

Oh, God.

I'll never forget the first time I took
my ex there. We were staying at the

Plaza Hotel.

And I came in one night and she had the
whole room lit with candles.

And she said, all of these flames will
burn out eventually except the one in my

heart.

And then we did it.

You want to talk candles? Boy, one time
my girlfriend and I went to the county

fair, and then we had candles made in
the shape of our hands, and then we went

home, and she put them in our earthquake
kit box.

She's always looking out for me like
that.

Oh, I'm forgetting the best part. Later
that night, she blindfolded me, and she

drove me for two hours in our little
convertible, and then when we got there,

she took off my blindfold just in time
to see the spectacular sunrise over the

ocean. My girlfriend and I did that,
too, twice.

And one time we had Chinese food first.

Oh, my God. I'm forgetting. It started
to rain.

And we grabbed this bottle of wine and
started running and laughing and

over each other and laughing and
running.

And then we went under the boardwalk.
And we were just laughing and drinking

laughing and drinking, watching the
rain. And it was just, oh, God.

God, I love the rain.

Yeah, the rain. One time we were
actually, we were at the farmer's

it started to rain, and we both had to
get underneath her emergency rain

And there we are, both trying to get
under, you know, and her head's there,

we're just under the bonnet, and then we
bought an onion.

Wow.

She sounds terrific.

Yeah, yeah.

Yours, too.

Yeah. Terrific that you have such a good
relationship with your ex. Well, you

know, like I said, first relationships.

Usually, though, somebody, when you
break up, somebody falls in love and

everything, and then, you know, I guess
that didn't happen here. Oh, well, I'm

not going out with anybody else.

No, I meant her. Maybe she met somebody
that she really likes a lot.

Oh, huh.

No?

No, I mean...

She hasn't mentioned anybody special,
no. Well, maybe she doesn't want to hurt

your feelings.

No, she's too honest. She wouldn't hide
it then. Maybe she did this time. I

doubt it.

It's possible. I don't think so.

Who's here to see Lori Manning?

I am.

She's fine.

Mild concussion. She's awake and alert,
and her CT is normal.

Oh, good. Can I see her? What is your
relationship with her? Are you family?

Yes, she's my girlfriend.

Oh, I'm sorry, but it would be immediate
family only.

Well, that's ridiculous. I'm her
girlfriend.

Darn those hospital policies.

I'm Leah. I'm Lori's sister.

Dr. Bell, I'll take you back to see her.

It's really busy, so just for a little
while.

You know, I just, I just, you know, why
didn't I say it? I'm her sister, too.

Yeah, I'm Amy, her sister Amy.

Lori's the oldest, and then there's Leah
and myself, and then we have also

another sister in between. That's Sally,
and she...

She lives in Montreal. She's studying
zoology.

You just said you were her girlfriend.
That's how close our family is. Somebody

says, you know, who's your girlfriend?
I'm going to say it's my sister Lori or

my sister Leah or Sally, who, of course,
lives in Montreal and is studying

zoology. Ellen.

Oh, God. How is she? She's good. She's
okay.

Yeah.

What are you doing here?

Do not let this woman anywhere near
Lori.

And who is this?

I'm Lori's sister, Leah.

Oh, my God, you're alive.

Oh, no.

Do our parents know? Our parents who
renamed her Leah in memory of you?

Okay, okay, here's the thing.

We aren't the sisters.

She's a sister. She is, honest.

I just remembered.

I'm her sister, too.

Sort it out, ladies.

I'll be back.

I'm going to call my family, let them
know that Lori is okay.

Why don't you do what you're best at,
Karen?

Disappear.

So, Karen, tell me, when did you first
realize who I was? About 30 seconds

you walked in. I just looked for the
woman who looked most like a substitute

me.

So you knew all along that I was
Laurie's girlfriend, and you sat there

me feel miserable about our
relationship?

How dare you?

How dare you make me feel bad when I'm
my most vulnerable?

You know, you sit here and you act all
interested and supportive, offering me

your corn chip middles.

Oh, God.

Come on.

I mean, you were playing games with me,
too, you know.

Lori and I haven't... Lori and I, Lori
and I. There is no Lori and you. It's

Lori and me. Oh, really? A minute ago,
you were ready to bag the whole

relationship over some silly little
fight. I never said that. I never once

that. Lori and I are very committed to
each other.

Not how she tells it.

Really?

She talks about me to you? Yeah, a lot.

Oh.

Did she tell you that I want to become
legal guardian to Holly?

Yeah, she mentioned it.

She did? Yeah, I told her I thought it
was a bad idea.

Really?

Here's the funny thing, Karen. I never
said I wanted to become legal guardian

Holly.

I just lied to you, like you've been
lying to me all along.

Like there's really a Guggenheim Museum.

Hey, maybe she didn't mention it. I
can't remember everything we talked

Oh, so I guess being full of crap
affects your short -term memory.

You know, Karen...

I gotta tell you something. You were a
whole lot more impressive when you were

just something in my mind.

You were the ex. The amazing 50 -foot
lesbian I always wondered if I could

live up to.

The name I was afraid that she would
shout out in a moment that I didn't want

hear anybody's name but mine being
shouted out.

You know, like, oh, God, Karen, you make
great biscuits.

You were a lot scarier in my head, but
you blew it. You showed up.

And in person, you are not nearly as
impressive.

You know, it's like the time I met Evil
Knievel, and instead of being some great

American daredevil, he was just this
gimpy guy in a jumpsuit who looked down

mom's blouse.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

You know, I... I came into town and I
saw Lori.

She looked so beautiful, so happy.

I guess in the 11 years that we were
together, we never had what you two seem

have right now, and it...

Made me jealous.

I'm sorry.

God, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
I'm gonna, um... Get out of here now

that I know she's okay.

I mean, come on. Wait and see her, at
least.

Nah.

Los Angeles is boring.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.

Well, but... Wait a minute. Here's
Holly.

Okay, don't worry. I'm not gonna, uh...

I'm not going to say anything about
what...

Goodbye,

Karen.

Oh, Ellen.

How's Mom? She's fine.

She's just fine. She's okay.

Are you Ellen?

I am. Are you sure?

Of course she's sure.

I'm her mother, I ought to know.

And this is... Must be Lori's daughter,
Holly.

You know, even with a concussion, Lori
is much clearer about who's who than any

of you people.

Holly, Ellen, this way.

Ready?

Okay.

You know what?

I got out of a math test to come here.

See what a good mom you have.