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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,539 --> 00:00:05,480 You're gonna be late for your dinner date with your old college friend, 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,180 I can't believe it. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:08,720 What, that Ellen has a date? 4 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,000 No, that she went to college. 5 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:13,240 Looks like she's been in there forever. 6 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,219 Ellen, are you coming out or not? 7 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,800 Yeah, Ellen, quit jerking us around and come out already! 8 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,600 What? 9 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,920 What is the big deal? I've got a whole hour. 10 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:35,130 So that was two years ago. So then I did the weather in St. Paul. 11 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:39,110 And basically my job was to tell people how many seconds they could be outside 12 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:40,110 before their skin froze. 13 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:44,890 Okay. And how exactly did that qualify you to do the news in Pittsburgh? 14 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,370 Who said I was qualified? 15 00:00:48,730 --> 00:00:50,930 Look at you, TV reporter. 16 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:54,370 Look at me. Look at you, bookstore manager. 17 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:58,090 It's amazing. I mean, we're both doing what we always wanted to do. 18 00:00:58,430 --> 00:00:59,430 Well, except for me. 19 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,880 You know, Ellen, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be a reporter. That's right. 20 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,780 If it wasn't for me, you would be a senator. Remember I said lower your 21 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:11,060 It's so amazing. We're just sitting here talking to each other like it was 22 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,640 yesterday. I mean, how long has it been? 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,380 Well, yesterday when I picked you up from the airport. 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,580 But then before that, five years. 25 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,640 Wow. We look great. 26 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:22,920 Are you kidding? 27 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:23,940 We're adorable. 28 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,460 Oh, here comes somebody to adore us right now. 29 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:32,980 Hi, sorry to interrupt. Or, well, am I interrupting? It looks like you've 30 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:34,780 finished dinner, so I guess I'm not interrupting. 31 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,700 But, actually, we're still talking, so technically I am interrupting. 32 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:42,080 But now I'm talking so long that I should have just originally interrupted. 33 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,340 Nice sweater. 34 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:44,860 Thank you. 35 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:48,850 Oh, Ellen, this is Susan Richmond, my producer. 36 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:49,809 Hi, Ellen. 37 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,850 Yeah, oh, wow, Ellen, I've heard so much about you from Richard. He talks about 38 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:55,710 you all the time. Sometimes I have to say, stop, no one's paying you to talk 39 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:56,710 about Ellen Morgan. 40 00:01:56,770 --> 00:01:58,870 You said that, you're still getting the checks, right? Yeah. 41 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:02,710 So, Richard, I just want to tell you, tomorrow's interview's been pushed up an 42 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:05,390 hour. Does that mean it's an hour earlier or an hour later? 43 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:08,070 I guess that's why you're the producer and that's why you're the reporter. 44 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:10,889 I was joking. I know what pushed up means. 45 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:12,749 It's earlier, right? 46 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:13,750 Yeah. 47 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,440 Hey, you just can't compliment somebody and leave, sit down, have dessert. 48 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:20,120 Well, I haven't had dinner, so... Well, sure. 49 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:25,180 Well, just keep talking as you were before. Pretend I'm not here. Okay. 50 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:30,800 So, tell me about the bookstore. I mean, it sounds great. Well, it's amazing. My 51 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:35,300 parsley is just disappearing like just... That is the strangest thing. 52 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,100 I'm pretending like you're not here. 53 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,480 Who are you talking to? I'm not here. 54 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,760 I'm still here. 55 00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:49,790 Hey, you've got a little eyelash right here. You can make a wish. Okay. 56 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,130 Would you like some coffee? That was it. That's amazing. 57 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:54,450 Wow. 58 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,050 That was so fast. 59 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:58,310 You wasted a wish on coffee? 60 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:01,150 Hey, it's okay. I'm sure she can rustle up another one. Yeah, I'll get you some 61 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:02,089 creme brulee. Here. 62 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,170 Ow! That's not good. 63 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:08,530 Sorry. I love that part. But you know the movie I really loved was Sling 64 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,710 Right. 65 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:13,430 I recognize a pretty good movie. 66 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:17,700 I call it a sling blade. 67 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:22,020 Most people call it a kaiser blade. I call it a sling blade. 68 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,700 Shaped kind of like a banana. 69 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:25,900 I love how he said banana. 70 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,120 Me too. 71 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,280 I take it somebody in the movie talks like this? 72 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,560 No. 73 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,300 It was so great meeting you. Hey, you too. I'm glad you stayed for dessert. 74 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:37,600 Yeah, me too. Thanks. 75 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,320 Bye. See you later. See you tomorrow. Bye. 76 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,860 Nice meeting you. Hey, you too. Yeah, really cool. Funny. 77 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,530 Oh, how about the guy you used to go out with? The guy who used to sit in trees 78 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:49,530 and cry? 79 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:51,670 Cliff was a poet. 80 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:54,130 What about Debbie? 81 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:59,130 She had that laugh that... She had asthma. 82 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,450 Oh. 83 00:04:05,950 --> 00:04:08,330 How about your boyfriend, Mr. Feel This? 84 00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:10,989 Fear this. 85 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:12,590 Fear this. 86 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:17,470 Well, it would have made sense if the guy worked out, but he weighed, what, 87 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:18,470 pounds? Yeah. 88 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:21,950 He loved me. How many people are going to run out in the rain and get me 89 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:22,950 pudding? I would. 90 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:24,790 Maybe. 91 00:04:25,210 --> 00:04:26,750 How much rain are we talking about? 92 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:29,490 See, if you have to ask, you've answered my question. 93 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:31,630 Boy, 94 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:32,910 Susan seems great. 95 00:04:33,010 --> 00:04:35,110 Yeah. Oh, I don't know what I'd do without her. 96 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:37,470 Find another producer, I guess. 97 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:42,670 Boy, I envy you guys. I mean, what a job. Every day it's something different, 98 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:46,410 you know? I mean, one day it's a whale getting washed up on the beach. The next 99 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:49,470 day it's cloning. The next day it's two whales getting washed up on the beach. 100 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,930 You can only save one. You don't know which one's the original. 101 00:04:58,010 --> 00:05:02,370 Oh, Ellen, I've forgotten how much fun you are. Yeah, me too. I am fun. 102 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:08,170 I've wasted so much time dating, you know, models and actresses. I probably 103 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,810 should have just been dating someone like you. 104 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:13,570 Thank you? 105 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,470 You know what I'm trying to say. 106 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:19,250 It's just you're smart, you're beautiful. 107 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:27,110 I don't know, I feel so comfortable with you. 108 00:05:28,690 --> 00:05:29,690 Yeah. 109 00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:32,750 Yeah, that's how I feel with you. If there's one thing I'm feeling right now, 110 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:33,810 it's comfortable. 111 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,540 So, you seen anybody right now? 112 00:05:41,180 --> 00:05:45,640 Me? No, not now. No, not for a couple of, uh... Not now. 113 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:56,980 Me neither. 114 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,720 How about that? 115 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,480 Oh, I've forgotten how great you smell. 116 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:06,620 You know, Richard... 117 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:10,950 It's been a while since we've seen each other, and we all know we're smelling 118 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:11,950 leads. 119 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:21,770 You know, I don't think that we should rush into anything. 120 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:23,830 Oh, God. 121 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:27,530 I'm an idiot. No, no, no. I feel like I've crossed a line. No, no, no. What 122 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:30,770 line? What's a line? You know, just the shortest distance between two points, 123 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:33,810 which is from here to the door, which is where I'm going to go. 124 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:36,790 You know, I'm gonna... It's okay. 125 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,550 Can I call you tomorrow? 126 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:41,870 Yeah, call me tomorrow. Why not? Yeah. I mean, good thing we're friends, because 127 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:42,910 it could be awkward. Yeah. 128 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:48,410 Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh... It's, uh... It's not, so... You know. 129 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:50,550 All right, then. Goodbye. 130 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:51,790 Bye. 131 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:53,870 Nope. Not awkward at all. 132 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:55,690 Who are you talking to? 133 00:06:58,830 --> 00:06:59,830 You? 134 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,170 Well, did we just finish up the conversation, or do you want to continue 135 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:05,789 my room? 136 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,450 I got ice. Oh, all right, then. 137 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:14,170 Do you want to split a $5 soda, my treat? 138 00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:17,830 No, actually, I just had an $8 bottle of pineapple juice with Richard. 139 00:07:18,550 --> 00:07:21,030 Your room is exactly like his. 140 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:22,330 Oh, 141 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,130 sorry. 142 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:36,580 Oh, I love this song. Me too, John Lee Hooker. So, so cool. 143 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:43,320 I love him. I saw him in concert. He is a god. Yeah, yeah, me too. I mean, I'm 144 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,320 not a god. 145 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,140 I saw him actually in New Orleans at the Jazz Fest. 146 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:52,760 Oh my God, I love the Jazz Fest. I saw Crawfish at the Jazz Fest. Wait a 147 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,540 I bought Crawfish at the Jazz Fest. 148 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,400 Were you a 60 -year -old black man? That was me. 149 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,940 So weird. and we were so alike. I know. It's really strange. I've never met 150 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:07,680 anybody that I, like, it's like I'm looking at a mirror, you know? It's 151 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,240 mean, a funhouse mirror where I'm taller and thinner, but, like, you know. 152 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,580 Well, you seem more relaxed than out in the hall. Yeah. I don't want to talk 153 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,499 about that. 154 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,500 Okay. 155 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,560 So tell me... Richard came on to me when I was in his room. 156 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,520 Really? Yeah, really. 157 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,420 Ugh. How weird. 158 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,460 Huh? Yeah. I mean, I've known him for so long, and... 159 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:34,370 I mean, he's so great. He's so smart and funny and... Gorgeous. Gorgeous, yeah. 160 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,970 I mean, he's everything. He's perfect, you know? And I... I mean, why am I not 161 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:40,150 interested, you know? I can't imagine. Yeah. 162 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:48,910 Did you ever go out with him or... No, Ellen... Oh, yeah, office romance. Yeah, 163 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:49,950 that's a bad idea, I guess. 164 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,230 I don't date men. 165 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,110 Oh. 166 00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:06,790 Why? I'm gay. 167 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:09,990 You're gay? 168 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:11,510 Yeah. Oh. 169 00:09:11,630 --> 00:09:12,630 How about that? 170 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,250 Gay. Good. 171 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,930 Good. Gay. I didn't, I didn't, I... That's good for you. Of course. Why 172 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:21,930 you be gay? 173 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,750 Wow. I thought you knew. 174 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:26,270 No. Didn't know. Yeah. 175 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,890 In fact, I thought you were gay, too. 176 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,280 You thought I was gay? 177 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,920 Why would you think I was gay? 178 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:39,480 Oh, wow. 179 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:40,900 I'm sorry. 180 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,920 I just kind of got that vibe. 181 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,720 Vibe? Like a gay vibe? 182 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,340 What, 183 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:49,800 like I'm giving off some kind of gay vibration? 184 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,640 Gay! 185 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:57,320 That's funny. Yeah. No, I think what you're sensing is a very, very strong I 186 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:01,360 like men vibe. And it's throwing you a little bit. So, you know, you're 187 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,420 about that. Ellen. 188 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,400 Ellen. Yes. Ice. 189 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,560 Yes. I like ice. 190 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:08,900 Heterosexuals like ice. 191 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,720 Wow. Wow. I'm really sorry. 192 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,380 What? You know, it's funny because... 193 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:27,240 is, uh, you, uh, you know, it's not enough for you to be gay. You know, 194 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,660 got to recruit others, you know. 195 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,220 Hey, I'll have to call national headquarters and tell them I lost you. 196 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,980 Damn, just one more and I would have gotten that toaster oven. 197 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,480 What, what is that, gay humor? 198 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,300 Because I don't get it. 199 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,140 That's how un -gay I am. 200 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:04,320 uncomfortable no no okay you know you're wrong and that's all so you know you 201 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:09,660 can be wrong people are wrong yeah so i'm i'm gonna get going but uh no big 202 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:10,800 you know so 203 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,570 That's why I left for a minute. 204 00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:52,730 Morning. 205 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:55,050 Oh, how was dinner with Richard? 206 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,350 Oh, it was great. It was great. We had dinner at the restaurant in his hotel. 207 00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:01,110 Oh, how was that? You know, because I heard the rooms aren't that great there. 208 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,610 No, they're nice. They're big and they're really actually... Wait, what? 209 00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:06,609 I'm sorry. 210 00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:08,110 You went back up to his room? 211 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:09,990 Yeah. 212 00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:11,790 Details, please. 213 00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:16,020 Guys are not interested in girl talk. Am I right, Joe? Right on. 214 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,980 You girls just continue on with your little gap session without us. 215 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:27,200 So you had dinner with Richard and... Well, we went back to his room so we 216 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,800 continue talking. 217 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:32,300 Ellen, you didn't! Oh, didn't I? 218 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,000 No. Yeah. 219 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,380 Get out! 220 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,200 Anyway, so we go into his room and... 221 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:46,560 Oh, men, men, men, why do I love men so much? 222 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,720 You said that? 223 00:12:55,680 --> 00:13:00,260 Yeah, because I was just so turned on, you know, from him being a man and me 224 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,260 being one. 225 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,960 Show me the money, baby. 226 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,680 Show me the money? 227 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:15,760 I had seen Jerry Maguire the night before. Stop interrupting. Anyway, about 228 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,820 hours later, we're lying in bed and enjoying a well -earned smoke. 229 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,000 Ellen, you don't smoke. 230 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,840 All right, all right. We were chewing gum. 231 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:37,420 Oh, Ellen. 232 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,480 That was... 233 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,610 Incredible. 234 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,690 Your passion knows no bounds. 235 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,990 What's your secret? 236 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,950 I guess I'm just a sucker for man -woman sex. 237 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:56,670 I love you. Shh. 238 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,149 Don't speak. 239 00:13:58,150 --> 00:13:59,310 I want you again. 240 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,630 I want you in every room of this hotel. 241 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:05,090 There are over 1 ,400 rooms in this hotel. 242 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,430 Well, then I suggest less talking, more loving. 243 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,450 Unbelievable. Awesome. 244 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,610 Man -woman sex? 245 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:19,630 Yes. 246 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:24,330 So, Ellen, do you want to tell me what really happened between you and Richard 247 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,330 last night? 248 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:30,810 Okay. I was kissing him and pushing him toward the bed. 249 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:36,250 Men, men, men. Why do I love men so much? 250 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,630 This is great. 251 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,720 This is great, Eleanor. Maybe we should just take things a little slower. Why? 252 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,420 Why? I want you. You want me. 253 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:46,900 Let's get it on. 254 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,320 Show me the money. 255 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:55,620 Show me the... Show me the money? 256 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,960 Didn't anybody see Jerry Maguire? 257 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,120 Then what happened? 258 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,640 Well, okay, then cut to 15 minutes later. 259 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,880 I'm sorry, Richard. This has never happened to me before. 260 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,840 It's okay. It happens. 261 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,380 You're probably just tired. 262 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,480 So you didn't sleep with him? 263 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,380 Not even close. 264 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,180 But I lied to my friends and I told them I did. 265 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,460 So it's easier to tell your friends what they want to hear. 266 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,340 Finally, a therapist I can work with. 267 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,340 So that's basically it. You know, no major problems, nothing pressing. 268 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,380 What kind of vibe do you get from me? 269 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:00,620 I'm sensing a little tension. 270 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,920 That's right. Tension. I have tension. Yes, you can read vibes. 271 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,160 Yeah, good. 272 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,320 No wonder you have a degree on your... You do have a degree, don't you? 273 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,620 Oh, Yale. Couldn't get into Harvard, huh? 274 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,280 You made that same joke last session, Ellen. 275 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,860 Is there something you want to talk about? 276 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,060 Well, as a matter of fact, yes. 277 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,180 You know what I hate? 278 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,100 I'll tell you what I hate. I hate when people make assumptions about you, you 279 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100 know? 280 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,300 I mean, especially when that you is me. 281 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,040 It's not like I haven't had boyfriends, you know, just because I don't happen to 282 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,100 have a boyfriend right now. 283 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:38,320 You know, it's just I'm choosy. What's wrong with me? If I wasn't choosy, I'd 284 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,660 Mrs. Larry Gladstone, wife of my eighth -grade boyfriend. 285 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,770 There is nothing wrong with being choosy, Ellen. Right, exactly. 286 00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:48,890 And it's not like I'm looking for perfection, you know. I just want 287 00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:51,630 special, somebody, you know, that I click with. 288 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,930 And obviously you didn't click with Richard. 289 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,490 Has there ever been anyone you felt you clicked with? 290 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:01,970 And what was his name? 291 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,050 Susan. 292 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,849 Hey, you got a message from Richard on your machine. 293 00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:20,109 Yeah. 294 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:24,490 Ellen, hi. It's Richard. We have to cancel tonight. I have to take an 8 o 295 00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:25,490 flight back to Pittsburgh. 296 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:26,730 A baby panda was born. 297 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:28,530 I'm assuming at the zoo. 298 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,750 Sorry I missed you. 299 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:31,970 Bye. 300 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:35,090 Why do all the good ones always live out of town? 301 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,810 Thanks. Here we go. 302 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,450 Let me run something by you. 303 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:42,310 Quickly, if you were me, and you, I mean me, were to say something to someone, 304 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:45,310 but you, I mean me... Ellen, we know how to play if you were me. 305 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:50,290 Okay, so, um, you want to say something to someone, but you're afraid. And then 306 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,750 you find out this person's getting on a plane, so you're never going to see the 307 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,590 person again. So it seems stupid, you know, not to bury your soul. So doing 308 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:57,510 something is almost like doing nothing. So what do you think? Should I do 309 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,510 nothing or should I do nothing? 310 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,790 Maybe I don't know how to play if you were me. 311 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,030 But you're me, right? 312 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,610 And, Ellen, go to the airport. 313 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,590 Yeah. 314 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:14,810 One more thing. If you were me, would you take La Cienega or the 405? 315 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:33,810 What are you doing here? You didn't have to come all the way down here just to 316 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,489 say goodbye. 317 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,530 Oh, yes, I did. Yeah. 318 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:41,750 Yeah, because otherwise I wouldn't be able to give you this. 319 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,050 Gum. 320 00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:47,050 You know, it's for, you know, on the flight, you know, the popping and 321 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,210 everything. You've got to have gum. So, you know, I should probably give some to 322 00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,210 Susan, too. Where's she? 323 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:53,670 She'll be right back. 324 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:57,910 Okay. You know, about last night. I'm sorry. It was me. I'm sorry. I, you 325 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:01,470 There's just so much I want to say. Well, you know what I do when I have a 326 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,330 to say? I just put it all down in a letter because, you know, the emotions 327 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,190 you know, it's better that way. And that's what I'm going to do. I'm going 328 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:09,510 write you a letter with everything. And, you know, besides, I'll always be the 329 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,250 girl that you didn't sleep with, which makes me special. 330 00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:17,630 So I guess, you know, we'll always not have that. Yeah. 331 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:22,269 Can I call you? 332 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,850 Yeah. Not if I call you first. 333 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:25,630 All right. 334 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,730 Bye. 335 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,570 Hi. Can I talk to you just quickly before you leave? 336 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:42,390 Yeah, listen. No, no, no. Please, please, please let me just talk. Just, 337 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:43,610 Okay. 338 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:48,870 You know how, you know, you said in the room, you know, that you thought maybe I 339 00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:54,270 was, you know, I said no, no, no, no, no. Well, I was thinking about it, you 340 00:19:54,270 --> 00:20:01,170 know, and I think that maybe I'm, I am, I guess what I'm trying to say is I 341 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:03,350 did get the joke about the toaster oven. 342 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,760 What are you saying what I think you're trying to say? 343 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,600 What do you think I'm trying to say? 344 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,240 Oh, I'm not going to say it again and be wrong. No, you're not wrong. You're 345 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,240 right. 346 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:28,600 This is so hard, but I think I've realized that 347 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,740 I am... I can't even say the word. 348 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:38,580 Why can't I say the word? I mean, why can't I just say... I mean, what is 349 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,780 Why do I have to be so ashamed? I mean, why can't I just... 350 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,180 Say the truth. I mean, be who I am. I'm 35 years old. 351 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:51,400 I'm so afraid to tell people. I mean, I just... Susan, I'm gay. 352 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,570 That felt great. 353 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:21,510 That felt so great. 354 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,150 And it felt so loud. 355 00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:30,990 Oh, well, um, I guess you have to get on a plane, don't you? 356 00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,530 No. 357 00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:36,310 What? 358 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:39,650 Oh, I'm not leaving for another three days. I got a lot of work to do here. 359 00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:47,170 So, you want to get some coffee or something? 360 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,820 Yeah, okay, I guess. Yeah, sure. 27180

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