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Uh -huh.

That's exactly what I said.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Absolutely, Richard. I agree.

They are in noncompliance and we will begin due recourse immediately.

Let's turn it up now.

Hey, Richard, I'm about to head into a meeting right now, but trust me, okay?

You are in great band.

All right?

Hi. What?

No lecture about being three minutes late? Not when I told you to be 20

early.

You are so type A plus D.

Yes, I am Miss Type B, my name.

Mm -hmm. Look.

The perfect inspiration for the fashion show benefit for catering next week.

Wow. I'm designing the cake to look like a pile of shoes.

Gorgeous. Designer. No one can afford them so let them be cake kind of shoes.

Nice.

Dee.

What? You think you can wave that in my face and I'm going to resist?

Here. Take it. No. The buttercream's dry.

Sorry, Dee. Professional opinion.

Stop looking at me.

I'm Learady.

You are so buttoned up. I'm a lawyer.

We're buttoned up by definition.

Wow, this is beautiful.

See, I always knew there was some latent fashion sense bird in there.

Oh, um, by the way, I did your taxes for you.

Did I ask you to do my taxes?

Well, if you're unhappy, I don't have to tell you how you can save another $5

,000.

I thought so. Let's go.

Boo, one sec.

You didn't. Well, I knew you'd swipe it because you always do so. So, I bought

two. You know I don't like the match magic win thing. Well, Deanna, if you

taking my stuff... Yeah, you did.

Come on, we'll be late for Grandma.

Dee, get your butt off the counter and help your mother chop -chop. I'm texting

Jazz about the Halpern brief. You made me leave work early. This is what you

get. Graham, don't.

Girls.

Dee, you're not helpful at all. Sorry, Graham. She goes into withdrawal without

it, and I can't stand seeing her all twitchy like that.

Mom, do you alphabetize the crudités?

I do.

Carrots, cauliflower, green peppers.

It's a pathology. I'm a professional organizer. People pay me a lot of money

organize their lives. Not the vegetables.

Leave the work at work.

You're one to talk.

I bet you can't turn that thing off until after dinner. Oh, sure I can. If

can deal with... You are so not my favorite

daughter right now.

Get help, Mom.

And right now, neither are you.

What's it?

Well, don't look at me.

Been there, done that. Not gonna do it again, ever.

Well, it's not us. Hey, you know it's not you.

How do you know it's not me?

Is it you?

No, but it could.

It's me.

I'm gonna be a June bride.

That's why I invited you to dinner.

Right, baby?

Well, that's a good one.

Posing for your 50th anniversary.

We got married at the pity hall because your great -grandfather just passed away

and we didn't think a big celebration was appropriate.

It's the one thing I've always regretted.

My dad would have hated me canceling our dream wedding.

So, church wedding, big party, swing band, big cake made by my granddaughter,

the pastry chef.

I'm thrilled.

This is great.

You could at least fake a little enthusiasm, Deanna. I'm sorry.

Look, I'm happy for you guys, really. It just seems kind of strange to be

planning a wedding and have it be yours and not mine.

Oh, okay. See, see, that look is a Deanna can't get a guy kind of look. No.

That's a Deanna won't find a guy to measure up to her already impossible to

measure up to standard.

Considering work always comes first on the list, look.

Unlike her sister who is more... More what?

Non -committal, more open to all sorts of... Well, you

meet guys.

Everywhere. Not everywhere.

Everywhere. Everywhere.

At the movies, the jury duty, the DMV, your gynecologist's office.

Isn't New York just full of potential?

Not for me. Well, it would be if you got your head out of your legal briefs for

once in a while.

Well, I am really thrilled for you two, and I cannot wait to see you walk down

the aisle with my incredibly sexy bridesmaid's dress and my insanely

date, of course.

Oh, no.

No strangers in our wedding pictures.

If he's special, then he's more than welcome.

Otherwise, no plus one for either of you. Are you serious?

It's my wedding.

I'll be a bridezilla if I want to be.

And while you're talking about my wedding, girls are learning to dance.

Who wants you?

Grandma?

Absolutely ridiculous. Daniel, you lead. I don't want to lead. No, I want to

lead. Come on now.

Okay. One,

two, three, four.

Oh, ain't that a cute couple?

All right, you win.

What? It's officially on my to -do list.

I will have a wedding photo -worthy boyfriend by June, and I'll even let Dee

dance with him if she's between photo -unworthy guys. Oh, don't you worry.

You'll get yours, sister.

I'll get my own. Huh.

Game on.

Game on.

You do it. No, you tell her. You're the boss. She's not allowed to retaliate.

Me? I'm her paralegal. She can torture me mercilessly. I'm trying to finish

contract, so if you need me to work next weekend, I'm fine with setting a new

billable hours record, but... I'll illuminate and you demonstrate.

Deanna? Yes?

We have solved your problem.

The Pope versus Monaco brief?

Great. Not that problem.

The other one.

You put my profile on a dating website?

You didn't.

Tell me you didn't. Hey, the denial really does come first.

You put my horrible work photo on there?

Oh, my God. Jazz?

Jazz, take it off.

Now. Anger.

Bargaining. You do not have time to find a legit wedding date while you're on

the partner track. So we input your parameters, lost the losers, and wedding

album, here you come.

Oh, God.

Depression. One date to go. Jack, what's all this annoying psychological stages

crap? Rachel studying to be a shrink.

I thought she was an aspiring fashion designer.

No, that was Katerina. Keep up.

Where do you find these?

Oh, my God.

Is where you're finding these women.

Jealous? Hardly. You know, everybody does it. No, everybody does not do it.

Because I'm not doing it. Anyway, we differed on the first choice, but of

I pulled rank. So tomorrow night you are having dinner at Letigano's with...

Chase Calgrove.

MBA. Owns his own business and a house in Fag Harbor.

I'd love to.

But my boss needs me to work.

Even I manage to find time to eat periodically.

Which reminds me, I am going to need you to work on the weekend.

Come on, Dee.

Get your head out of work and live a little.

What's the worst that can happen?

Stalking, winding up in a ditch, food poisoning from the tomato and mozzarella

salad.

You know what?

What's the big deal if I don't have a boyfriend by June? I'll just mambo with

sister. It's not the end of the world.

That's not how you really feel.

How do you know how I really feel?

You're petrified.

What if you meet a guy and he actually ends up liking you?

Or worse yet, what if you actually end up liking him? Get out of my head,

please.

Come on, Dee. I have a stake in this, too.

I mean, I get stuck hanging with a guy while you and Isabel or Andrea go off to

the bathroom in twos.

What happened with therapist Rachel?

Too analytical.

Come on.

Think about my needs. Give Chase a chance.

Hmm.

Well, he looks all right. There you go.

Acceptance.

Hello. Health code violation.

Not to change the subject, she said, while changing the subject. But, um,

your plan?

Well, remember the picture I took of these shoes?

I'm going to make rhinestones with a buckle. Not your short -term plan,

your long -term plan.

I'm getting to it.

Honey, are you just hoping that Junior's just going to stay inside and I won't

stay at home to be an uber -perfect mom?

No. I just figure I'll work for different new owners or some other

company. Yeah.

Well. You know what they say, when in doubt, pick C.

There's a C.

There's a C.

C is what you've wanted to do since I hired you.

Open your own exclusive cake bakery.

Oh, that's way down the line.

No, it's not.

Not if you got the call that I got this morning from Delectable TV.

They're televising the annual New York takeoff, and Maya Mao and Jess Fortain

both had to drop out. So, drumroll please.

They are...

Expecting your call.

Right now.

Don't hang up! No, Danielle, hit redial!

I can't be in the kickoff. You can't miss an opportunity to win $10 ,000 and

open your own bakery.

And order your favorite boss around who will assist you on national television.

Danielle, this is your dream falling into your lap.

You mean public humiliation falling into my lap. The cake -off chefs are the

best pastry chefs in the state.

Yes, they are.

And so are you. It's just nobody knows it yet.

It's kind of like, I don't know, like what we're doing with the baby thing

We don't feel ready to be parents. Are you kidding me? But we just have to

believe that when she pops out, we're going to step up.

I'll think about it. No, no, no. No thinking allowed. Just hit redial.

Thank you.

Thanks. See you then.

You are crazy, Amy.

Did you hear who I'd be competing against?

And you want to know the theme for the cake?

Romance. Oh, well, just because you're not romantic doesn't mean you can't make

a cake, that is. I'm romantic.

Please. Okay.

All right, well, we get a specific challenge the day of, but we get to

So we should bring flowers, hearts, cupids.

They qualify as romantic, right?

Oh, boy.

I wouldn't call it my business, exactly.

Mommy's in charge.

But when she kicks it, it's all mine.

Oh.

Thank you so much for the definite play.

I looked back after we left the table and... No.

No, he didn't. He did.

He pocketed the tip.

Definitely wedding photo worthy.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, and, uh, by the way, keep your porn out of the client's files and in your

friend Paul's garage where it belongs with your cars.

I have been looking for this.

By the way, my guy is next.

Tate the architect.

Your guy?

You're my paralegal, not my pimp jazz.

I'm done.

I'm too busy to date. I have this presentation to the partners.

At Deanna, the determination you show in finding a partner spilled over into

getting made partner.

Come on. I'm serious.

When did I get made partner?

The week after I forced Leo to propose.

I can see it now.

Deanna's view from the single table of Danielle at the couples table.

I give in.

Pimp away.

Not the brown boots, the black boots.

Stop backseat dressing me. There's nothing wrong with the brown boots.

Nothing. If you want to bring the guy back to your courtroom and not your

bedroom. Okay, fine. Well, then I'll wear the brown boots because there's no

I can bring a date back here. Ever.

Off limit. If your apartment is the reason you're not getting involved with

guys, I'm going to go over there and clean it myself.

Hey, keep mom out of my apartment.

So, where'd you meet this guy?

Did you actually leave the office?

Crap. That's my other line.

Liar. So, um, I'll call you right after, okay? Love you!

Every time I heard about a natural disaster where people lost their homes,

Katrina or the Oakland fires, I think there had to be a better way to help

people rebuild their lives.

So I started Renewability, which is a foundation that creates post

housing that can become permanent homes.

So all the modules I designed, they're easily moved in, they're set up, they're

partially solar -fueled. I even got a... Does it remind you of my chicken

Caesar?

Damn it.

What? I haven't let you get a word in edgewise since the advertisers.

All I know is lawyer and partner track.

And I'm the worst date ever.

No, I am, right?

Not the worst. You can say it. Believe me. I am. Say it.

All right, D. You know what?

I want to hear all about you. Is it all right if I call you D? Yeah, sure. My

whole family does.

So what do you love to do?

Well, I am so sorry. I thought I'd turn this off.

It's work.

Hi, Jess.

No, that was supposed to be completed by midnight tonight.

Okay. Okay, all right.

Bye.

Work emergency.

I am so sorry. Do you mind if we do a to -be -continued kind of thing?

Can I take this with me?

The tablecloth?

It's just that your ideas, they're very interesting and...

Maybe I can find a way to be helpful.

Sure.

I put myself through grad school waiting tables.

You want a doggy bag with this? Because I'm trying to get myself a tip.

Look, I'm sorry.

The clock is ticking.

My case will turn into a pumpkin.

I really have to go.

But thank you.

But next time I want to hear all about you.

Oh, oh, I don't have your number.

I'll email it to you.

You know, computers can't fight back.

All week, I've had the highest bid on the gas tank I need for the Jag.

Then, out of nowhere, this guy comes along and bids me up over $300 with two

minutes left.

So, where are the McIver files?

Oh, I cut those off hours ago.

Come on, hang out with me. We can go grab a drink. What?

Why did you call me?

In case you needed saving from another bad date.

It was not a bad date.

It was actually an okay date for the first date.

Yeah, well, it couldn't have been that good, or you wouldn't have bailed on it

to come back here.

I bailed because you told me that there was something wrong with the McIver

deal, and I can't afford for that deal to go south.

Oh, my God.

You actually like this guy.

You may have met the one.

Well, I wouldn't know because you hijacked my date.

Jealous? Nah, I'm just thrilled to have another mess van to hang out with.

You picked my date so you could get a baseball buddy?

His profile said he had box seats.

You're such an ass.

Score!

You promised me you'd give it five dates.

Don't disappoint me.

Uh, I'm not...

Seven anymore, Kate. You're not the boss to me.

Don't delude yourself.

Hey, someone's got to be in charge.

Why else would I live in the upstairs unit?

Oh, you do? Because you're always down here.

Yeah, because you got the food and we don't.

And you cook.

And... Why don't you cook? Why don't you cook?

Call her.

Like, come on. Five dates. Five to figure it out.

Five.

You know, they have these things called stores where you can buy food and drink

of your very own.

Five dates.

Doctor's orders.

Late as usual, Danielle.

So, I told everybody at the office that you're going to be on TV.

This is a once -in -a -lifetime opportunity.

Embrace it. Competition is exciting.

Or nauseating, depending on what side of the camera you're on.

You're coming, right? Hmm?

December 17th is blacked out on Blackberry. Okay, good. Because I can't

going through this without you being there.

All right, so let's start the wedding to do this.

First, find the church.

Then, the place for the reception.

You already made the list.

I wanted you to wait.

Just say thank you for utilizing my obsessive compulsive disorder to your

advantage and go get a mani -pedi. You go get the mani and pedi. Oh, wait, no.

That's impossible because you can't work with wet nails.

You're going? I've got to get back to the office.

You're not going.

Just because you were late doesn't mean I want to be late. You want input, just

put in.

Oh, come on.

It'll be a shame to waste all that OCD on your dumbass sister who can't say

thank you.

Thank you.

And I love you, I love you, I love you.

You too.

Alright, I'll see you later, okay?

Have fun working on Sunday!

I didn't think I'd get this lucky this soon.

I was just thinking about you.

You were, were you? Mm -hmm.

But you weren't thinking about me?

No. I can't say that I was.

Oh.

It's obviously a situation that needs to be rectified.

Obviously.

So, I'm gonna...

Get some sweet to eat, and then we can hang.

Oh, no.

You go for the coffee here.

This meat stuff is awful.

Well, then take me where it's fantastic.

Really?

Why not?

If I turn out to be Take Kelly Axe Murderer, you can give the cops an

description.

All right.

Come on.

We've got some serious pastry shopping to do.

These are sweet waves.

When you said you were going to take me to something sweet, I didn't know you

were going to drag my ass all over Manhattan.

It's because I do this walk every Sunday.

It's research.

I figure I have to do something distinctive to set me apart and not

of myself, but my baking does that.

You bake on top of everything else?

It's more of everything else on top of baking.

Granted, it helps that I'm a major insomniac because there's no real end to

workday anymore.

My mom is always saying, T, slow down.

But I can't.

A lot of my enjoyment comes from what my clients get out of what I create.

I know, right? When I imagine them living in it. Living in what?

The houses I design.

You know what?

I'm banning 24 -7 work talk. From now on, you and me, passion talk only. All

right? Anyway, I need some sugar.

Come on.

Oh, wow.

Ben, you're all Pavlovian response.

Actually, you know what? There's something else I need first.

Seriously? After complaining I wasn't letting you eat, now you don't want to

eat? No, I want to eat, but I need your phone number first.

You just cut right to the chase, don't you?

When I saw you at the coffee house, I knew it was Faith.

Oh.

You mind?

Really?

No.

If I'm not home, it pours to myself.

Mm -hmm. Now I'm ready.

There must be something more exciting to do on a Sunday.

All work and no play makes you a very, very dull lawyer.

Come on, you're coming with me.

Did you know that this baby raced at Le Mans and Sebring?

Oh, you mean this thing will actually run on its own?

FYI, I will have you know this baby was the find of the year.

1960, wind -up window.

No power windows, that's plus.

Z, would you stop fingering the electronics?

Hey. Mia hasn't called yet. I'll beat him up.

Paul's in my court, since I was the one who bailed on him for your work

emergency. We didn't even get to exchange numbers.

But thankfully, there's email.

There.

Now, pizza, bad movie, or the jag, she's mine.

Latagano's. Hmm.

For tomorrow night.

Hmm.

I could have sworn she said she was more into, like, a hole -in -the -wall type

place, and then she suggests a four -star restaurant.

Maybe to her this is a hole -in -the -wall place?

Anyway, she says it's on her. I love this girl already.

What the hell are you doing?

Seizing your day.

So, Tate, I know this may be too early to say anything, but I work with

corporate clients, and they have a pro bono mission to provide low -cost

housing, and I thought maybe I can get you in a room with all of them.

Would you be interested?

Are you kidding? Yeah, that would be great. Yeah, sure.

Well, it's just my experience with creative people is that they need

-creative to implement their ideas.

So, hi.

Jot it down to that.

When did you find time to do all this?

Oh, that's right. You don't sleep.

As if I can function without nine hours a night.

So, are you okay with this?

You don't think I'm crazy, right?

Crazy in a great way.

Not in an overstepping insanity...

workaholic type, a way, because some creative people have mentioned that to

Well, I'll put it this way. Nobody can make a workaholic taste as sweet as you

can.

Oh, look, see, now we're doing it again. We, this is great, by the way. I mean,

this is, but we are very dangerously into talking about work only. So I'm

to switch it up a little. You have got to try this.

Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. I thought you might like scallops. I shouldn't have. I

don't like other people to feed me. Waiter, can I?

What?

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

Thank you.

Obviously, the waiter got a lot further tonight than I will.

Oh, so you saw me slipping him my number while he was patting me down?

Speaking of numbers, did you lose mine already? Because I called you at your

office, but you emailed me back.

I don't think I got your... I'm going to put it in here, add it to your vast

store of information.

I just like hearing your voice so much more than reading an email.

You do?

Yeah, I'm talking about something that could drive a guy crazy.

In a good way.

Really? Definitely.

So, how went the date with Tate?

Ah, good.

He's not going to compromise our hangout time, though, is he?

You're the one that set me up with him. You're not allowed to complain.

Besides, there's nothing to compromise if he doesn't call.

He'll call.

But don't you call him.

And that buttery, popcorn, dusty smell. I know, right? I hate watching movies

on DVD.

Movies should... should loom over you and...

Scratchy black and white.

Old theaters with broken seats.

All right.

I'm just finishing up my neighbor's disastrous attempt at a sweet big

and now I've got fondant all over me.

How are you going to get all of that off?

Cold shower, I think.

Ouch. I didn't mean it like that. It's just...

I have this history of not taking things slow.

And this time, I want to take it slow.

Slow how?

Discovering each other and not getting bored slow.

Mm -hmm.

We share the duplex we grew up in. And I love that, having her and Jim close by.

Our, uh...

Parents died in a car accident.

But Karen won't let me use that as an excuse for anything.

She and my sister should form a club.

My dad walked out before our English final and she aced it while I tanked.

She took care of everything and everyone while I... I was such a haze.

I don't even know what I did.

Hey, it's getting late. You want to go grab a bite? No, thank you. I'll order

tonight. I'm finally in the zone.

I'll buy.

No, I am determined to get it done.

Why don't you spend the evening with your true love and go fix the gasket or

something?

Thanks.

You can know all about your dad's limitations as a person.

Why he would just go and not look back, but feeling it, understanding it.

That's a whole other story.

You hung up, didn't you?

No.

I was just thinking what an idiot your dad was for choosing to miss out on you.

Thank you.

You know, we've been talking for hours.

I don't want to stop, but I know if I was a better man, I'd let you get to

get you nine hours in.

That's a laugh.

Besides... I'm already in bed.

Oh, yeah?

Good to hear.

You mean what you said before about taking a slump?

I do.

Looking at phones, please.

Phones, please.

We won't hang up.

I know cheesy, but... Good cheesy?

Sweet dreams.

You're going off, Liz.

This is highly unorthodox of you, Deanna. I know, but I heard about the

and came to see it, and I don't think you'd mind that I brought you here

This is it.

It's perfect, girls.

Henry, it's everything we imagined.

It is.

Trust me, this is everything that you said you wanted.

What made you think of this?

A little help from a friend.

What friend?

It was Black Boots Guy, wasn't it?

Black Boots Guy?

No, Brown Boots Guy.

Sorry, Dee. I think you may be dancing at the wedding by yourself.

Believe it or not, my new guys last three weeks and counting.

So when do we get to meet these guys?

You guys want to meet them before the wedding?

But of course before the wedding.

I just don't think you're ready to meet the grandparents' face yet.

Ditto. Well, if you want an and -yes on your invitation, you need the bride and

groom stamp approval.

What? I don't recall that clause.

Well, consider it written, signed, and notarized.

Well, I could use a bigger peanut gallery at the taping, so I'll invite my

wedding contender. I think, Big Boss, you invite yours.

He'll be there.

Okay.

Happy Bridezilla?

Real. I can't wait to meet the boyfriends.

Anything I've been meaning to ask you?

Uh -oh, that sounds ominous.

Hold on a sec, I'm getting a beep.

Hello?

Hey, it's me.

That's odd.

I'm odd?

Yeah, no, it's the phone. Hold on a sec.

Hello?

Still here with the ominous request.

Uh, yeah, all right, lay it on me. Okay, um...

How would you feel about being my cheering section and possibly meeting

many members of my family in front of a live studio audience on December 17th?

Uh, hold on.

Hello? Oh, hey.

Uh, I thought I lost you.

So, December 17th. I know it's long -noticed, but is your schedule clear?

Because I kind of said you'd come.

Oh,

yeah, you did, huh?

Well, look, you're going to have to be a little more persuasive if you want me

to ease yourself.

I mean, what's in it for me?

Free food?

Hey, hey, watch it, man. Watch it.

Sorry.

Kate?

Hello?

What happened?

Are you okay? You're all echoey. I can't... Oh, my phone.

Hello? It's on December 17th.

December 17th. Are you free?

Consider it a date.

Okay.

That's a little less toad -like and a little more rose -like. Now we just need

to work on your speed.

Deanna, can you please start the clock? Okay.

Stop the clock. Belly emergency.

Stop stopping the clock. I'm having some trouble here.

Okay, guys, this is becoming a little too painful to watch.

Well, it's going to be even worse on TV because this is going to be humiliating.

Stop worrying. You guys are just ironing out the kinks, okay? You'll be great.

Keep on working at it.

Oh, don't forget.

I'm leaving the CDs for the wedding band.

I've ranked out my favorites, but make sure you listen to them tonight before

the wrath of Grandma beats down on our heads.

Okay? Bye.

Waddling work hazard.

Tate. Nice to meet you. And you, you're five.

Ha. Oh, you work at the firm, too?

The firm?

Well, that's a fancy way of putting it.

I'll see you at the firm.

Good to meet you, Tate. Nice to meet you, too.

Bye.

We should go. We'll be late for the movie.

I am convinced that renewability will give Bowman Corporation the tax shelters

you so desperately need while helping create low -cost, quick, self

housing in devastated areas.

I mean, this is a partnership that will give you unprecedented...

Great PR, and in my opinion, is a win -win, win -win.

Before she goes, I'd just like to thank Ms. Warren for introducing us.

All right, I'll leave you guys to it.

All right, so.

But actually, it's a lot more profitable.

What's going on?

People could move in, and then there's a lot more accountability for the

community that's already there.

Is that Faith?

Yeah.

You may not be the only matchmaker around here.

Hey, Jazz, I'm not sure if I said thank you.

Thank you.

You're going to be a great mom someday.

I should know you. You've bossed me around enough.

I hope you're prepared to put that in writing.

In writing?

We're going to try to adopt.

Oh, my. That is fantastic.

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, you're going to have to write some letters of recommendation. You better

have something nicer to say than the fact that I'm just bossy or else.

I can't believe I'm finally going to get to be an uncle.

Hey, you're going to have your chance too, you know?

Hey, maybe deed that chance.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I love how driven she is. You know, parking track, bakery.

And we can talk. And we will talk for hours.

About anything.

Sometimes she can just be so tight and obsessive. It's like...

Oh, it just drives me crazy.

She baffles me and intoxicates me at the same time.

How do I know if she's the one?

I think you already do.

Okay, so Friday is the tasting.

Philippe will be there precisely at 3 p .m. So, Danielle, please, don't be late.

Who is Philippe?

I hired an assistant.

You can't hire an assistant to a tasting. Well, apparently on Craigslist

can. I can't leave the office in the middle of the day to taste food.

You just wish you thought of it first.

No, this is ridiculous.

It just defeats the whole idea of us helping make the wedding. I'm calling

Grandma. What? No!

Don't call Graham.

Don't put her into this, okay?

What, because she's going to tell you you're wrong?

Um, I found a church.

I found the hall for the reception.

What more am I supposed to do?

I'm sorry, sitting around sampling baby lamb chops is not a practical use of my

time. Why is your busy always better than my busy? Um, you don't bill $2 .25

hour. Your priorities are screwed up. No!

It's not about the food!

Excuse me?

My priorities are not screwed up.

I do everyone's taxes, the whole family's will, and I made a business

bakery that's collecting dust somewhere.

Did anyone ask you to do that?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say it.

Why is there a photo of Tate on here?

That's my boyfriend. Just give me that. What? No.

That's my boyfriend.

He can't be your... The black boots guy?

Brown boots guy.

He can't be the one you're bringing to the taping.

He's the one I'm bringing to the wedding.

I can't believe her. I can't believe her. I'm nothing like Deanna. Couldn't

see that? I met him first.

I finally meet someone amazing who thinks I'm amazing and he thinks half of

is her. How is that possible? I'm nothing like Deanna. I'm me. And she's

nightmare who is acting as if I deliberately went after her boyfriend.

If she gets him, it's not like he's getting who he thought he was getting at

all. What's the big deal? Aren't you the one who's always saying a man is like a

bus? There's always another one rolling along in a few minutes? Yeah, but if

it's that important to her, let Deanna have him.

Don't want to see him?

Every guy's fantasy today, twins.

But you don't actually do it. Yeah, but it's not as if Tate knows he's doing it.

He obviously thinks he's dating the same person.

Maybe I don't want to wait for the next bus.

Maybe I want to see it on this bus.

Hmm. Is that you speaking, or is that you being pissed at Deanna speaking?

Okay, maybe it is an honest mistake.

But how can you not tell you two apart?

You're singular. You're unique.

You know this hate -Danielle mix -up has nothing to do with you, right?

I mean, a guy would be crazy to not choose you over her.

Sorry, I'm blue.

Uh, I think this needs to be taken in, Grant.

What is she doing here?

It's a grandbush, a grandma ambush.

I'm surprised neither of you saw it coming.

You lost your edge.

You're wearing my dress. Take it off. Well, future looks better on me. You're

not going to steal this from me, too. Oh, yeah, Deanna, that's it. I posed as

you, stole Tate, and made him fall for me. He didn't fall for you. I had him

first. He fell for me first.

Oh, it's always about you being first.

Oh, cut it out. You're acting like you're five.

Men will come and go in your life, but you two are stuck with each other. We're

not conjoined. Thank God.

You like Tate that much?

He was everything on my list.

Oh, please. You think you would have made it past the two -month mark?

There's always a chance.

You wish.

All right, all right.

Now, when you were kids...

And you wouldn't share a toy. It went on a time out.

Graham, you can't put Tate on a time out.

Well, you're not doing the three -way.

Graham. I'm 71, not dead.

You've barely had time to get to know him.

So, stop it right now. He's off limits.

You don't see him or return his calls. You don't text him or email him goodbye.

Time out.

It's the only way.

This is about you, too. It's not about him.

Be a grandma and do it.

If she will, I will.

I know my running shoe is in here somewhere.

Sure it is.

See? This is why I never have people over here.

This place is a mess.

You have me over.

You don't count.

Ha!

Hey, you're back on the prowl, I see.

I don't know. I was thinking about ending my membership.

I think Kate was the only one good one.

Dee, there isn't just one good one. To find another good one, you're going to

have to be proactive and end your deeply committed, codependent relationship

with work.

Am I that bad?

Yeah, you're that bad.

You need a hobby, like what I have with cars. Yeah, but what you have with cars

is not just a hobby.

True, but finding something old and rusted and neglected and turning it into

something new and beautiful again is the best thing I can do with myself.

This is silly.

With Deanna in the mix or not, I know Kate and I really connected.

And you know how rare that is for me.

And I can't talk to him because my grandmother won't let me.

That's insane.

So keep seeing him then, if that's what you want.

No.

We agreed. And I really, I just don't want to hurt my sister.

Okay then. I don't know. Do what you do best. Forget about him. Move on.

Amy, I don't want to move on.

And I have this really, really, really weird feeling.

I'm off men.

Oh no, Tin Woman, it's so much worse than that.

You actually have a heart.

And it works.

So what about this guy? He is a lawyer who likes to read legal briefs. Next.

Uh, wait.

When are you going to start doing that full time?

Finding dates for lonely lawyers?

Restoring cars, dork.

This is what you're meant to do.

You can't possibly believe that a 9 -to -5 is the only way to go.

It's really difficult, Dee.

Yes, but I mean, you're incredible at it.

I may know nothing about cars, and I can see that.

But I just wish that you can see your face when you're talking to me about

It's like you're in love.

If anyone can make it work, Jess.

It's you.

Well, I think we've tapped this thing out.

Let's call it quits.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, is Miss Warren here?

I'm sorry, she's in a meeting.

She's in a meeting?

Still?

Again. Uh, could you give her my message?

I always do.

I thought you said no smoking in your Bible.

Oh, no. I don't like it when women smoke.

It's ugly.

No, smoking is a manly art.

Maybe you could show me some.

Womenly art. Oh.

Oh.

I'll be right here.

Okay. Is that your hand on my knee?

Definitely not.

More wine?

Scotch? Double.

Done.

Okay, well, you're still alive.

I'm sorry, Tate.

I can't. And I really don't know how to explain it.

Well, you had plenty of opportunities.

You know, by phone, email, text, in person.

All right, well, I'll explain.

I'm furious with you.

And I hate being furious with you because I think about you all the time.

Look, I know without everything else you got going on, all the other dreams that

you're working on, but I can't help but think the dream of us, it can fit in

there. It can fit in there with all your other dreams if you just give us a

chance.

Tate! Tate, wait.

It's hard to face explaining everything to you when it's just going to make you

even angrier.

You don't have to explain. I know what it is.

I don't think you do. I know you're scared of letting anyone in.

I know you're scared that the guy's going to take off on you the way your

did.

I never said that. You don't have to say it.

Look.

I live all the time in the fear of losing anyone I love.

But I know now that if you don't give it a chance, it's a bigger loss than long.

Tate, it's really... You know what? I don't want you to tell me anything right

now.

We're going to get through this, right? We'll figure it out.

Right now, I think we need to have a great night.

Mm -hmm.

You want to come along with me?

I know this amazing comedy club, and it's open mic night.

Let's go inside, all right?

You've got to be freaking kidding me. We're going downtown.

Hop in.

What?

Oh, uh, you know what?

No open mic night for me. I, uh, I get horrible stage fright.

No, you don't have to perform.

You just have to laugh at my jokes.

Yeah, that scares me even more.

Hey,

I really need to talk to you.

I thought we were going slow.

Close and slow.

Okay,

you

go get the drinks and I'll meet you at the bar.

Oh, crap.

Like looking in the mirror, isn't it?

Hi.

Hi?

How could you do this to me?

You went behind my back.

I didn't. Oh, okay.

So you were going to tell me that you weren't here with Tate.

It was just a coincidence that you walked in with him holding his hand.

Hold on!

Dee, he came over.

He wanted to talk.

His tongue down your throat.

I'm pretty sure that made it difficult to talk.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Don't go there, okay, Dee?

Because we made a pact.

And you broke it.

I... I like him.

You like everyone for the first 15 minutes.

Will you... We'll be right out!

Hey, let us in!

This is different.

Rye. And... It surprises me as much as it surprises you. And I know, I know

he likes me.

What?

know that it's really you that he likes because you didn't even tell him

did you not yet okay

well then you don't know who it is that he's falling for i haven't had the

opportunity to tell him yeah because you don't have the guts to d if this makes

you happy i i will i will go out there and i will tell him right now you're my

sister d and i don't want to hurt you so fine yeah well i don't want to hurt you

either

of advice, use them in. It's nasty in here.

Kate! Kate! There you are. I almost started in on yours.

Uh, look, I really need to talk to you about something.

Dance now. Talk later.

Uh, no, but, uh, Kate, it... I love this song!

Um, look, I really need you to know... What?

Just a...

Think about marrying a lawyer.

This morning you wouldn't take my call. Now you're talking about getting

married? That's the wrong kind of crazy. No, no, I didn't mean it that way. I

meant to ask how you see your future.

All right.

Sorry. Hey!

for the rest of your life. The rest of my life?

Watch it!

What the hell?

Hey.

What's going on?

Look, let me explain, okay?

We're twins. Stop, stop, stop!

You're... Deanna.

And you're... Danielle.

But everybody calls me... Well, us.

I thought we, uh... You've been playing me this whole time?

Tate!

Tate, wait! Let me explain!

Tate!

Tate!

Tate, please! Look, we weren't playing you. It was an unfortunate situation.

We didn't know.

Then once we did know, I tried to stop it. You lied to me. It wasn't like that.

It was exactly like that.

Is this something you two do a lot? Hit on guys online, think it's funny to

stomp all over their hearts? Somehow everything got all screwed up, and we

didn't even know that we were dating. But you did know at some point. And

nowhere in there did you think about me and what I was going through. That's not

true. Didn't even occur to you that I deserved to know, did it?

Well, I... I'm dumped.

I'm heartbroken. I'm writing. I'm calling all the time. I'm thinking that

me, that I'd done something horribly wrong, and it was you.

Both of y 'all had done something horribly wrong, and you didn't think

You didn't think about me and what I was going through at all. I thought about

you. I couldn't stop thinking about you.

If you really had, you would have told me the truth.

I'm really sorry.

Hey, please.

I thought I found the one.

You can't bail on the cake off because of Tate. It's not because of Tate. You

can't bail, period.

You know, it doesn't matter if you don't win this thing. It doesn't even matter

if you don't get the guy.

What matters is that you put yourself out there for your career the same way

put yourself out there for Tate. So I can just get kicked in the heart again?

hurts too much.

I like it better just hiding behind everyone else.

I don't do that.

Danielle, you hid behind me until I sold this place.

And you hid behind Deanna with Tate. What is it that makes you think that you

always have to stay two steps behind her?

Tate came first.

You're both phenomenal in your own ways.

And Deanna has no problem shining.

Why do you...

I got a message from your sister saying that she wasn't going to be here for

Thanksgiving if you were going to be here.

And she gets Christmas.

I can't explain to you how disappointed I am that you two have let this thing go

on for this long.

But this thing... I've got the stuffing, and yes, I bought it.

Well, I don't care who made it. I'm just glad you're here. That's all.

I changed my mind. Well, it's the first good step, isn't it?

Well, I wasn't going to miss out on Thanksgiving because of her. Nah, you

couldn't stand the fact that I got the first turn.

You two, stop it. What the hell is that supposed to mean? It means you always

have to win.

And you don't care who you plow over to get there. Okay. You didn't even like

Tate the way I did. You just needed to be the one who got to him first. I did

get to him first. You had the first date, but who got the first kiss?

Not you.

There wasn't even chemistry until he met me. Not that that's a surprise.

Okay, stop this.

I've been hours on that.

Thanks.

Grand, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I am so done with the two of you.

Thanksgiving dinner is canceled. Please go. Go?

I'm not going.

Both of you go.

You've already ruined my wedding planning.

The most special thing about having waited so long was having my daughter

granddaughters walk me down the aisle. That made it worth the wait.

I need you to leave.

Grand.

Graham. Work it out, Deanna.

Graham, you don't understand.

She, she just, she can't see.

Work it out.

I cooked, you cleaned.

I really can't argue with that one.

But you know, if there's any leftovers, we have plenty of room in our fridge

upstairs.

Oh, you have a fridge?

I'm declaring a moratorium on relationships.

I retreat into the man cave. Always a good strategy.

Not a good strategy.

And you can't do that.

Yeah, I can't.

Honey, I know you're feeling sad right now.

But actually, I'm a little happy for you.

I mean, maybe the reason you couldn't tell them apart was because for the

time in a very long time, you were looking for the best of someone.

That's what you fell for. You fell for the best in both of them.

You opened yourself up, and you fell in love.

And you're going to need to leave yourself open to that happening again.

Because that's what we do.

Otherwise, what's going on?

Deanna.

Yeah?

You're late for your meeting in the conference room. Everybody's waiting.

Meeting? I don't have a meeting down upstairs.

My apologies.

I can't believe I somehow let this meeting slip by.

Well, nor can I.

Especially considering your work is crucial to this meeting.

Concerns the Todd and Cora account.

Oh, well, was there something missing in their files? Because I... Really,

Deanna, the only thing about your work on this project is that it needs to be

taken over by a partner.

You. Congratulations.

You're officially a partner.

I wanted to congratulate you, you know, without the rest of the firm mobbing

you.

Um, you know, the night I got this job, Danielle and my family, they came over

to ooh and all over the place and drink champagne and eat cake.

Shaped like a law journal, of course.

Well, at least there's champagne, right?

Still cold.

Sort of.

So what should we toast to?

You, obviously.

Oh, just what I was hoping you'd say.

Toast away.

To Deanna, the most insanely type A brilliant lawyer who just made partner

today.

You deserve it.

Why, thank you.

And to Deanna, the most insanely beautiful woman who gets me better than

else, and who I cannot wait to see every morning.

Jazz, I don't... Jazz,

I don't... I don't think that this is...

Is it, is it Tate?

Dee, you just made partner and you're sitting here all alone, not knowing what

to do with yourself.

You don't have anyone else to share it with.

I'm asking you to share it with me.

Jazz, we can't do this.

I want to be with you, Dee.

Don't tell me you don't feel the same.

Okay, then it's just me.

Me and you and work.

Jazz. No, I get it.

From now on, we'll keep our relationship strictly professional.

I had a gal who held me close when we

went dancing.

Must woke our green eyes deep and shining bright.

Like sunlight skipping on a shimmy pond.

Feeling a way.

Sure. I'll kiss it and make it better later. Wow, this is bonus.

Deanna!

Dee, you will always regret it if you let this guy come between you and your

sister. I'm talking from experience.

Oh, come on, Graham.

You and Grandpa have been together forever.

Yeah, but before forever, there was Wayne.

Wayne.

Aunt Cora and Uncle Wayne?

You and Uncle Wayne?

He took me to a basketball game, and he took Cora home.

And I wasn't her maid of honor at her wedding, and she wasn't with me at City

Hall. It was long after I met your grandfather that I realized...

that my sister had done me a favor because Wayne was not the right guy for

But the wrongest thing about it is how many things

my sister and I planned on doing that we missed out on.

Wayne wasn't worth that.

And neither is Tate.

I've missed... everything up with you, Danielle,

Jazz.

Graham, I am so sorry.

Oh, baby.

Welcome to the New York Takeoff!

The annual event where the state's elite pastry chefs compete in a grueling

Valentine's Day challenge.

And now, let me introduce you to our competitors, whose cake will be judged

appearance and taste.

Cupid's are creepy enough, but around Christmas time, it's not going to look

weird when they air it in February.

Cupid's are always weird.

For years.

Danielle Warren has been Amy Stanziano's pastry chef at Dish Cooking Studios,

the elite caterers every foodie in Manhattan has been raving about.

But tonight, Danielle's boss is assisting her in trying to win the $10

prize.

Sorry. Baby on board.

best known for her unique cakes that have graced the tables of too many

celebrities to mention.

Look, my family scored for our seats. I'm stunned they didn't bring the pom

-poms.

Now, we all know this challenge is about romance.

But we have yet to know the theme.

This is very exciting.

The theme is great couple.

And start the clock.

Cleopatra and Anthony. No, okay, I got it. Okay, okay.

And Angelina.

What, what, what?

You have a brilliant idea?

No.

My water just broke.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm gonna go get our things.

No, you're not going anywhere.

I'm your backup coach. Yeah, exactly.

Backup. My parents are here. My husband's here.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh.

Okay. I can see what a big help you'd be.

Danielle, you have to let go of my hand.

No, no, no. I can't do this myself. Yes, you can.

Sweetie, can you just give us a minute?

You can do this.

You see, I took a lease on a storefront.

I need your help.

Sweetie, you just proved to me that you don't.

So I'm going to go have my baby now, and you're going to stay here and win this

thing.

Love you. Love you, too.

So, such drama, and we're only just beginning. All right, we're going to

the clock, and all of our teams...

And our one solo competitor, Danielle, will begin again.

Wait.

Okay, this is getting more bizarre by the minute.

Wait.

What are you doing here?

I made partner.

Okay.

Congratulations, Dee, but I'm really kind of busy here. No, I made partner,

it was awful.

It was great, but...

It was terrible because the first person I wanted to talk to was you.

And the fact that we aren't talking got in the way of that.

None of this high -achieving type A stuff is worth it if you're not cheering

on.

So, I came to cheer you on.

And I guess now to tell you to tell me what you need me to do.

Hmm.

I've waited forever for you to tell me that.

Don't get too used to it.

All right.

We are going to restart the clock now.

Okay. Um, we've got to figure out how to show the theme, Great Couples in a

Cake. Oh, I know exactly what to do.

You know that me being in charge thing, I knew that wasn't going to last.

Okay, go get the turkey cake.

Now tell us about your cake.

Well, our grandparents, Maddie and Henry, are celebrating their 50th

with the church wedding they never had. But they taught us that it doesn't

matter how big the wedding is, but it matters how you celebrate each day.

So this is an homage to them.

It's made of intertwined layers of Dark Devil's food cake, red velvet cake, and

vanilla cake.

Because just like great couples, they're...

wonderful on their own, but somehow even better together.

Ladies and gentlemen, third prize of $1 ,000 goes

to Jennifer Rush and her apprentice pastry chef, Beth of Brooklyn, for their

creation, Apollo and Aphrodite.

And second prize, Go to New York, Danielle and Deanna Warren for $5

,000 for their creation golden wedding anniversary.

Half of $5 ,000.

I could start to leave.

Half? Oh, no.

This is all yours.

Dee, you don't have to do that. Consider me your partner, then.

Your silent partner.

Is that even possible?

Um, probably not.

But I'll try really, really hard.

And our first prize goes to John and Sue Oliverio of La Plus Belle Patisserie

for their cake Antony and Cleopatra.

The past few days I've been thinking about

how I never would have gotten through Dad walking out on us if I didn't know I

always had you.

I always thought I didn't have faith in love being long -term.

You and me, we're the longest term there is.

And if we can make this work, then maybe someday we can each make it work with

someone else.

Um,

Flutie, about Tate. Yeah.

Who would have believed me falling in love?

Thing is, Dee, I would never let a guy come in between you and me.

So if you think you and Tate are meant to be, that's it.

You and Tate are meant to be.

Danielle, no.

Seriously, Dee.

If you think he's the one for you.

I think I'm gonna have to catch you later at the party.

There's something I have to clear up at the office.

Of course you do.

Deanna, right?

What are you doing here?

Look, Tate, I need to talk to you.

Well, I don't need to talk to you.

Ben, just listen.

Please, Tate.

Oh, baby, I am so happy for the both of you.

Thank you.

You know, Grandma and Grandpa, nothing says I'm sorry like 150 pounds of cake.

Daniel, that was beautiful what you said on stage, honey. Thank you.

Look at us.

We look good, Steve. You look good always.

Can't wait for the wedding.

Can't wait for the honeymoon.

Me too.

Come on, Grandpa.

You and me.

On the dance floor.

Don't hurt yourself now.

Hey.

You came.

Oh, you're very persuasive.

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

You're worth every penny.

Danielle.

I'm sorry, honey.

Danielle?

Danielle. Danielle, stop.

I need to talk to you.

I'm really, I'm really happy for you. No, you're not.

No, I'm not.

Yet.

But I will be.

You don't have to be. Of course I do.

Do you have any idea how amazing and insightful your sister can be? Yes, but

this really isn't...

Look, I was hurt, right? I was angry.

And Deanna comes around to my house, and she helped me understand that I

wouldn't be so hurt if I didn't care about you.

You're the one, Danielle.

You're my one.

Right.

Was that cheesy?

Yeah.

but good cheesy can we try again yeah yeah of course we can

there's not a chip that i need to worry about somewhere is there no i promise

there's only two hold that thought

I owe you big time.

Only for the rest of our lives.

Seriously.

Hi. Hey.

Um, I wanted to give you this.

Oh, great. Just throw it on my desk. I'll take a look at it later.

You're not going to open it now?

The thrill of a legal brief. I think I can hold off.

Guys, can I have a moment with Jazz, please?

Well, you've been incredibly helpful in all this stuff, Jazz.

We're really going to miss you around here.

Thanks.

You're going somewhere?

I handed in my resignation today.

Oh.

I mean, don't worry. I'm going to be here until the beginning of the new

I'll find my own replacement. I'll do everything to make sure it's a smooth

transition.

Open it.

Yeah. Jazz, you still work for me for the next two weeks. Open it.

What is this?

Just some thoughts.

Just some thoughts?

23 pages of thoughts?

It's your proposal for how you can start your own vintage car restoration

business.

So you want me to leave?

I guess we're all on the same page here.

For you.

I want you to leave for you.

This is what you want.

I know starting your own business sounds crazy, but I also have a feeling

somewhere inside you, it also feels really, really right.

Thank you.

I got it.

Jazz, you know you're the only guy who has ever seen me inside of my apartment.

You are the only guy who has ever seen what a mess it really is.

Lucky me.

And I think it's because you're the only guy who I feel okay with seeing every

part of me.

Somehow I don't mind you seeing what I am too embarrassed to show anyone else.

What about Tate?

He never even made it to the front door.

Anyway, I thought I should tell you that.

About my place.

I think I want to actually go there now.

Get drunk and make a complete fool of myself with my broken heart.

Broken heart?

What do you think?

I think... Maybe as my former work friend.

Want to come for a ride with me?

Oh. The Jag's my showpiece for my new vintage car restoration business.

For which this will definitely come in handy.

So maybe we can take the jag out for a spin.

Park somewhere.

I could fix that broken heart.

very very much worth the wait.