All language subtitles for Diffrent Strokes s03e16 The Older Man

Now the world don't move to the beat of
just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is
born. He's a man of means.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they
got different strokes and things,

different strokes and things, different
strokes to move the world.

It doesn't take different strokes to
move the world.

You're supposed to be her boyfriend in
this play. Where's your pipe?

Oh, right. Hold it, Kimberly.

Ew, smells like old gin sneakers.

What are you doing?

Do I look more like Rex Harrison or
Sherlock Holmes?

You put the right stuff in that pipe,
you can be anyone you want.

Answering the door. It's our counselor
from the Y.

No, it's not. Get lost.

I'm rehearsing the school play with
Kimberly.

Hello, Rodney.

Cynthia, my darling.

That's Kimberly under all that paint?

I created that makeup.

Right. I think I look mature and
sophisticated.

Not to mention weird.

Look at that dress.

Arnold, I'll have you know my school
spent a lot of money on this dress. Now,

you want to stay, sit down and be quiet.

Now, I've lost my concentration.

Well, take those phony eyelashes off so
you can look for it.

I've given my all for this production.

Gotta go, Kimberly.

Thanks a lot for your help, Blair.

Yeah, she looks beautiful and so
sophisticated.

Beauty is my middle name.

You're lucky. My middle name is Letitia.

See you later, guys. Bye, Blair. Bye
-bye. Thanks again, Blair.

Willow, have I told you lately that you
look beautiful?

Thank you, darling.

And would you believe I'm not wearing
any makeup?

All I've got on is a little eye shadow.

I love if you've done with your hair.

Let's start again.

Kimberly, why are you wearing all that
goop anyway?

It's not goop. I'm playing an older
woman.

She got the part on account of the way
she's built. You mean they felt sorry

you?

Arnold, how would you like a high heel
up your nose? Just kidding.

I mean, I'm not a kid anymore.

You're only 15.

But guys, I'm growing up.

How old is that guy you're playing,
Natalie?

I'm just playing Rodney for rehearsal.

Our teacher, Mr. Wilson, is doing the
part in the play.

How come?

Because he wrote it, and it's an all
-girls school, and we need a man for the

part. Let's start again, Natalie, okay?
I'll go outside. Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I had the drum
in residence.

Oh, Daddy, it's me.

I thought you looked familiar.

Are you surprised at how old I look?
We're rehearsing for the school play.

I'm more surprised at how old your look
makes me.

Well, anyway, I don't want to interrupt
your rehearsal.

Natalie, your pipe's out.

How about that, Natalie? My own father
almost didn't

recognize me.

Dad must have lost his contact lenses.

Daddy doesn't wear contact lenses.

Then he better get some.

Don't listen to them, Kimberly.

You could easily pass for older.

Maybe 18.

Or 20. Or even 21.

Or two.

You better stop before she's on
Medicare.

All right, I got it.

Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. How you doing,
man? Come on in. Hi, guys. How you

Pretty good.

Fine.

This is Mike Acosta from the Y.

That's Kimberly and Natalie.

Natalie. Hi. Kimberly.

Hi.

Kimberly's our older sister.

Oh, yeah, much older.

You never told me you had such an
attractive sister.

Hey, Kimberly, if you're interested in a
summer job, the Y is looking for women

20 to 25 to be camp counselors. I think
you'd be perfect.

Really? How about that, Natalie?

Yeah, how about that?

This guy needs contact lenses more than
Dad.

Definitely give that some thought, Mike.
Oh, uh, you have to be single for the

job, are you?

At the moment.

Yeah, at the moment.

Oh, great.

I'll put in a word for you.

Thank you.

Well, it was very nice meeting you.

Oh, nice meeting you, too.

Bye. Bye -bye. See you later.

Okay, guys, let's go shoot some hoops.
All right. See you guys later. Bye.

Hey, guys, please don't tell him the
truth about my age.

Okay, we won't say anything to make you
look dumb.

Yeah, unfortunately, you're doing a good
job all by yourself.

Hey, how about that, Natalie? He
actually thinks I'm in my 20s. I'm

Even with a pipe, I still look 14.

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Cynthia, I'm so happy you decided to
have me back.

Right. me, please.

One step at a time.

I'm just a simple country girl from
Nebraska.

Why do you move away from me when my
lips ache for you?

Oh, hi, Mr. Drummond.

Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt your
aching lips.

Hello?

Yes, just a minute, please.

Cynthia, it's for you.

Thank you, Daddy. Who is it? He didn't
say.

He?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, forgive me. I'm just a
simple country boy from Nebraska.

Hello?

Who?

Oh, wow!

Who is it?

Well, uh, yes, of course I remember you.
If you're the same Mike Tanna who

picked up my brothers half an hour ago.

Oh, wow!

Yeah, well, I'd have to think about
that, Mike.

He wants to take me to the movies.

I could die.

I'd really like to, but I don't think I
could tonight because, well, if my dad

thought I was... Well, no. No, what I
mean is... Well, hold on, please.

Daddy?

Daddy! Yes!

Were you calling, or were you just
emoting?

Oh, when's that charity dinner you're
going to?

Tomorrow night. Why?

Oh, well, then I can rehearse here,
then. Huh?

What time will you be leaving?

Uh, about 6 .30.

Oh, well, then you won't be having
dinner here.

No, they usually serve dinner at those
dinners.

Cold stuffed breast of rubber chicken.

But it's okay, all the waiters are
paramedics.

Hello, Mike?

Yeah, I can make it tomorrow night.

How about 7 o 'clock?

Great, I'll see you. Bye -bye.

Oh, Natalie, can you believe it? I'm
actually going out with an older man.

You'll be the envy of every girl in
school, even Blair.

Yeah, I better pinch myself. Why don't
you let your date do that for you?

Hey, guys.

Please don't tell Daddy about this. It's
really important to me.

Okay, if it means that much to you, he
won't say anything.

Right, Arnold?

Our lips are sealed.

Thanks.

Well, hi, Mike. Come on in. Hello.

Oh, hi, guys.

Hey, Mike.

You all set?

All set for what?

I told you I'm going to a movie.

I'm her date.

What are you talking about, Mike?

What do you mean?

Well, you see, Mike, about Kimberly.

Oh, what about Kimberly?

It's just that she's been going to the
movies an awful lot. Right, Arnold?

Right. Every night.

Oh, good.

Well, we won't be late. We're just going
down to Cinema 7 to see Lover's Lagoon.

Is that the one where everyone swims
naked?

Yeah, everybody but the old pirate.

Kimberly, you saw that picture.

No, I didn't.

Mike, why don't you go get the elevator?

Oh, okay.

Check you guys later.

Yeah, I'll be right with you.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Kimberly, are you out of your tree?

You're 15 and he's 25.

But he thinks I'm 20. Oh, you guys just
don't know what it's like to be a real

woman. No, and I hope I never find out.

What could happen with her going out
with a 25 -year -old man?

No. What could happen?

Oh, never mind.

But what she's doing is a crazy thing.

Oh.

I get it.

Yeah. That is a crazy thing.

She's going to see that dumb movie
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What do you think?

I'll take it. Huh? Huh?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

You're right.

I don't need it.

I don't think we should have gone along
with this, Arnold.

A 15 -year -old girl shooting me going
out with a 25 -year -old man who thinks

she's 20 and shaves?

I don't know Kimberly shaved.

I mean Mike.

You know what guys do when they go to
the movies?

They take a girl up to the balcony
and... You know what happens next.

Yeah, a slobber job.

And it's not worth it. You gotta walk
all the way back downstairs to get

Listen, Arnold, man, I think we should
do some... Hey, I got an idea. We're

going to Cinema 7.

Would you happen to know if they're at
least showing a cartoon?

I don't care what they're showing.

We're going there to save our sister.

Come on, let's go.

Remember, Arnold, we're not here to
enjoy the movie.

Who can enjoy it?

Look at all that kissing.

No car chasers, no monsters, no
spaceships. Just lips.

We're here to save our sister.

I don't care what's up there. And I
don't care...

There they are.

Who?

Kimberly.

You know,

you are really great looking.

Thank you.

I'm surprised someone your age still
lives at home.

Ever think about getting your own place?

Oh, yeah.

All the time.

I just don't think I like being alone.

You wouldn't be alone.

Uh -oh. He's making his move.

Watch it with the popcorn, will you?

Hey, you.

You talking to me?

Yeah, you. We're getting a lot of
fallout here.

Okay.

The last time I'm telling you, stop
dumping popcorn on us.

Will you sit down?

Hey, knock it off. We'd like to see the
movie. Who's dumping popcorn on you?

You are.

And you better cut it out, or else... Or

else what?

I'd like to think about that.

You do that.

Mike, really, it's okay. Just sit down
and forget it.

Well, if you insist.

I mean, I wouldn't want you getting in a
fight just because of little old me.

Oh, what better reason?

There he goes again.

Come on.

Come on, you two.

Hey, what did I tell you about that
popcorn?

Will you just sit down and be quiet?

It wasn't me.

And you're starting to really bug me.

That's okay. Come on, let's just leave
and forget it.

It's a very good idea. Let's go have a
drink.

A drink?

You know, it's a good thing you stopped
me. There's no telling what I would have

done to that guy.

The movie was over an hour ago.

I wonder what they could be doing.

I hate to think.

I know you hate to think, Willis, but
this is for Kimberly, so take a stab at

it.

Well, hi, guys.

Dad.

Why aren't you two in bed? It's 10 o
'clock.

Oh, well, um, we're studying real hard
and time really flies when you're having

fun.

That sounds reasonable, I think.

Dad, what are you doing home so early?
You said around 12.

Well, this was an interesting change for
a charity dinner.

This time, the food was boring and the
speeches gave me indigestion.

Where's Kimberly?

She shouldn't be rehearsing.

Wasn't she rehearsing here?

Well, no, she's rehearsing somewhere
else.

Yeah, with a teacher.

Yeah, teacher.

Oh. Well, I better get myself a
bicarbonate.

Let me give you guys a bit of advice
that could save your life.

Never contribute to any organization
that serves cream chicken on toast.

That was good covering up, Woods. Maybe
we saved Kimberly's neck.

Yeah. Now all we gotta do is worry about
the rest of her.

Um,

we can sit right over here on the
counter.

So, where are Willis and Arnold?

Oh, they're probably asleep.

Good. On the other hand, they could be
awake.

You seem to be a little nervous there.

Nervous? Who?

All I want is Y -O -U.

Come here, you.

Why are you pulling away?

Well, I, um, I don't believe in rushing
things.

It's only a kiss.

Oh, Daddy!

Oh, I'm sorry. The boys told me you were
out. I guess you decided to do it here.

Oh,

Mike, Dad, this is Mike Tanner.

She's pretty good, isn't she?

I beg your pardon?

Well, Mike and I were just... I know, I
know, I know. Don't let me interrupt.

But look, you two have been at this all
evening. You ought to think I ought to

get into bed.

You know,

your father has really got it all
together.

They're back and they're out of the
game.

And here I am with no popcorn.

We've got to bust this up before Dad
busts him up.

Hey, what's happening?

How's it going, Mike?

Oh, hi, guys.

Hi, guys. Nice to see you.

Hey, how do you feel about Ray's new
cabinet, Mike?

Do you think you should put it in his
kitchen or his bathroom?

Shouldn't you guys be asleep?

They certainly should.

Upstairs, you two, leave your sister and
Mr. Tanner alone so they can finish.

Say what?

Upstairs, both of you. But, Dad! No
buts.

Good night.

All right.

Good night.

Good night.

Listen, you two, when you get this thing
right, call me. I'd like to watch.

What?

That is, if you have no objection.

Daddy! What are you saying?

Well, you and Mr. Tanner have been
rehearsing this play that he wrote for a

time now.

Play? Daddy?

Mike isn't my teacher.

He's sort of my date.

Date?

Uh -oh, here's where the veins pop out
on Dad's forehead.

How old are you?

Who, me?

25. 25?

You are 25?

Poor Mike's never gonna make 26.

What are you doing with a 15 -year -old
girl?

Fifteen? Whose?

She's?

You told me you were 20.

No, not exactly. I just didn't tell you
I wasn't.

What do you mean by pretending to be a
20 -year -old?

Well, Daddy, you told me I looked 20.

Well, that was for your school play, not
for playing around.

Fifteen. Oh, boy.

This wasn't fair to you.

Oh, no, no. I was having a great time.

I mean, well, not great.

Good?

No, no, not good.

Harmless.

Well, I really should be getting out of
town.

Home.

Good night, sir.

Good night, Kimberly.

Good night. I'm sorry about this
misunderstanding.

Yeah, me too.

Fifteen?

I'm so embarrassed.

Well, you should be.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

It wasn't all her fault, Dad.

Only me told Mike that she was 20. We
didn't think he was dumb enough to

it. Yeah, I guess when you start getting
into your 20s, your mind starts to go.

Listen, sweetheart, don't rush getting
older.

It'll happen all too soon.

But what's wrong with running to meet
life?

Well, you could get tripped.

Look, if we're going to philosophize,
let's sit down and do it properly.

Yeah, with popcorn. I can philophilize
better with popcorn.

That's a good idea.

Speaking of popcorn, some nut in the
theater was tossing popcorn all over the

place.

Well, you never know who you'll meet in
a theater balcony these days.

Yeah.

Arnold, how did you know it was in the
balcony?

yes how did you know that Arnold I'll
make the popcorn and Willis will explain

They're just wondering what might be
right for you.

They might be right for some. But many
boys, he's a man of his.

Then along come two.

They have nothing but the genes. But
they got different strokes of dick.

Different strokes of dick.

Would that be a cancer charge?

Uh, neither.

Your sign says 30 minutes or free.

Oh, man, I only missed it by a minute.

Hey, that dent on your front fender's on
the house.

Ah, Pete.

I'll have to change this right here.

Yo, Eddie, I need help next door.

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I guess I'll have to find somebody else
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Come on. You in charge.

All right, Bones.

Isn't it quite funny, Bones?

They're just going to leave you alone
while you're sitting inside your home.

And those go behind the bar. It's hard
to believe I've only been in business

a day.

You know what I'm saying? Now, get ready
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Now, this says sports bar to me. I call
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With the emphasis on the boom.

Now, this look is your basic tour de
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Oh, la, la.

Now, here's my favorite.

Next.

I am not putting this on.

Now, I thought this was supposed to be a
sports bar.

Swimming's a sport.

Okay, well, then you guys put it on.

I got the bottle.

Hey, Malcolm, let me get the
cheerleader's phone number. Hey, Eddie,

minute. This is a business meeting. This
is not a dating service.

Does that mean that Saturday's off?

This is business. This is a business
thing.

business, the garage could use a loan
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air compressor.

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

Does that mean no, no, no?

We agree each business operates out of
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You're as broke as I am, aren't you?
Clean to the bone.

Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm.

What? Nothing.

I just want you to know what it feels
like.

Oh, hey, it's time.

All right, people.

your stations.

Get ready for the stampede.

We cut this ribbon and open the doors
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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What up, people?

What's going on, bro?

Hey,

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Now, that's so soon.

All right, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, knock it
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Man, it's only 11 .30.

You see, it's alcoholics don't get
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You know what we need? Some kind of
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Yeah, a big blowout grand reopening
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