All language subtitles for Diffrent Strokes s03e14 Junk Food Junkie

Then along come two, they got nothing
but the gene, but they got different

strokes to make, different strokes to
make, different strokes to move the

Now the world don't move to

the beat of just one drum. What might be
right for you may not be right for

some. One man is born, he's a man of
means.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot,
so what?

Different strokes to move the world.
It's in the taste.

Different strokes to move the world.

Philip!

Sophie! What a surprise!

It's so good to see you again, Sophie.

Sophie?

Don't you know your own sister's name?

What are you talking about?

Your name has always been Sophie.

Not anymore.

It's Sophia.

Since when? Since I've been living in
Italy.

Well, now, the last I heard, you and
your husband were living in Houston.

How is Tex?

I'm afraid he's gone.

Oh, no.

He passed away.

No, he ran away.

But he left me a beautiful oil well.

Not to mention a southern accent.

Anyway, I forgot all about... when I met
Vittorio.

Who is Vittorio?

Philip, you're not paying attention.

Vittorio and I were married a year ago.

Oh, well, you're married again then.
Well, congratulations.

You're too late. I'm divorced.

Wonderful to see you again.

Sit down.

It's been two years.

What are you going to do in New York?

Well, I decided to come home.

I guess I got a little homesick.

Oh, is it all right if I stay here until
I find a place?

Matter of fact, our housekeeper's on
vacation. You can use her room. Well,

thanks. I'm a new woman, Philip. I'm
going to get a new start in life. You

I've always been sort of a health nut.
Well, now I'm even more so.

I've been to a clinic in Switzerland.
I've jogged in Yugoslavia. And I got

roughed in Romania.

Now you can get massaged in Manhattan.

Be careful what parlor you walk into.

Philip, I love your sense of humor.

Who cares whether it's funny or not?

Here's Kimberly.

I'm Sophie.

Oh, not Sophie, dear Sophia.

Oh, my,

let me look at you.

lovely young lady you've grown into.

These are my sons, Willis and Arnold.
This is my sister, your aunt, Sophia.

You're just like your father wrote me.

You're black.

I guess good eyesight runs in the
family.

And you're so handsome.

Thank you. What do you think of my
brother?

Come here and give your aunt a big hug.

Aunt Sophia's going to be staying with
us for a while, kids. Oh, great.

Are you all good students in school?

Yes, we are.

Arnold is running for president of his
class.

Not the whole class, just room 104.

It's between me and five of the guys,
and I don't think I have much of a

Well, if cuteness counts, you'll win by
a landslide.

Aunt Sophia, you look fantastic. You've
lost a lot of weight.

Well, you have to stay trim when you're
in your 30s.

You've also lost a lot of years.

Let me see your teeth.

Say what?

Dad, I just met her. Do I have to show
her my naked teeth?

Look, kids, your Aunt Sophia's a nut. A
health nut.

But you listen to her because she's an
authority on food.

Aunt Sophia, why do you want to see her
teeth?

Because if they're rotten, so is the
rest of you.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

Come on, kids. Open up.

Do you eat junk food?

Oh, not since they've been to the
dentist.

Right, kids?

Right. I've given up soft drinks. I
don't even chew gum anymore.

I gave up rhubarb pie.

You hate rhubarb pie.

Well, you gotta start somewhere.

Arnold, what have you given up?

I've given up answering these type of
questions.

Daddy, he's terrible. He's a junk food
junkie.

He's a human garbage disposal.

I'm shocked.

Arnold, don't you know you are what you
eat?

You mean I'm a 49 -pound Twinkie?

Philip, how could you let this go on?

Arnold, the dentist did warn you about
junk food.

What did you have for lunch today?

Well, a hot dog with sweet relish, sweet
pickle,

potato chips, cream soda, high alamo,
and for dessert, another hot

dog.

I think that's the mixture they use to
kill gophers.

Arnold, I am aghast. Arnold, come here.

You promised to cut down on sweets.

I can't do it, Dad.

Once I get started, I can't stop.

All right, then. If you can't cut down,
you're going to cut sweets out entirely.

What are you talking about, Dad?

No, I mean it.

It's for your own good, Arnold.

Yeah. You don't want to be the only kid
in fifth grade who's nothing but gums.

Arnold, I want you to promise me
something.

Stay out of candy stores and no more
junk food for a while. Then we'll talk

about it. But in the meantime, you are
going to quit.

Cold turkey.

Couldn't I quit sort of warm turkey?

I crave sweet.

I can't go without them. I'll get mean.

I'll get violent.

I feel it starting to happen already.

I think this is where he gets all hairy
and grows a tail.

Yeah, and he starts howling at the moon.

I sympathize with you.

But being hooked on sweets is just as
bad for you as being hooked on

I was hooked on them for years, but I
gave them up.

Okay, Deb.

I'll try.

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Dripper. What are we going to do? I'm
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there's nothing better than a piece of
caramel.

Don't look at me like that.

My spirit's willing, but my mouth is
weak.

Hey, Arnold.

Hey, Arnold.

So did you top it through the day
without any junk food?

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

I knew he can do it. Give me five.

self -control, and I'm proud of you,
little brother.

Here you go, Kimberly.

Oh, thanks. I'll bring it back when I'm
back. Sure.

Hey, Arnold, aren't you proud of
yourself?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, because we're proud of you, too.
Mm -hmm.

You see, you'll have the best set of
choppers in town.

And I owe it all to self -control.

Listen, I gotta go do my homework with
Kimberly.

I didn't even do it. I'm proud of you,
Arnold.

Kimberly told us that you haven't had
one single piece of junk food today.

And we're proud as punch.

Which, incidentally, is very bad for
you.

Too hard.

Arnold, what is that white stuff around
your mouth?

Too close to the blackboard at school.

It's amazing.

That's the same chalk they put on
powdered donuts.

Eh?

Oh, you learn something new every day.

Why don't you fib to us?

You promised me that you were going to
try and avoid junk food and stay out of

candy stores.

Well, I kept half of it.

candy store. I bought it at the vending
machine at school.

What?

I thought they were supposed to have
taken all the vending machines out of

school. Well, why do they still have
some at your school?

I don't know. I guess we're just lucky.

I mean, maybe they didn't get around to
us yet. That is disgraceful.

Poisoning their little bodies with icky
food.

Arnold, I'm going to try and get those
junk food machines out of your school.

Wait a minute.

I won't get elected president of room
104.

Listen, Arnold, when your friends find
out that what you're doing is for their

own good, they will like you more than
ever.

But, Dad, you don't know some of these
guys.

Up until now, I was losing my teeth
slow.

If you take those machines out, I'm
going to lose them fast.

And if on Friday you elect me president
of room 104, I...

Oh, right, right.

I promise to have a longer lunch hour, a
longer recess, and I'm working

on no more homework.

No more homework, Arnold?

Just seeing if you're paying attention.

Okay, that's it for today, children. And
in spite of Arnold, do your homework.

What are you doing here?

Well, you and I are going to see the
principal. We want to talk to him about

getting those junk food machines out of
the school.

Here, and why does your father want to
get the machines out?

Maybe they're due for their thousand
-mile checkup.

You guys go ahead.

That's okay.

We'll wait.

Mr. Drummond, I'm afraid the principal
is at the community school board

Is there something I can do for you?

Yes, you can tell him to call me.

I'm very upset about those snack
machines.

They're ruining the kids' teeth. You
know, I happen to agree with you, Mr.

Drummond, but with the cuts in our
budget, the school relies on those

machines to help pay for extracurricular
activities.

Well, it's not right to raise revenue at
the expense of the children's health.

I'm determined to get those vending
machines out of this school.

Well, it's not my fault that my dad
doesn't want my teeth to be an

species.

Come on.

Yeah, who needs this nerve?

Let's go, Arnold. We're finished here.

You can say that again.

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Hi, honey. How was school today?

Rot.

Crummy.

Miserable.

Well, Cheer up. Maybe tomorrow will only
be rotten.

Since Dad was dead, they're calling him
a fink and me son of a fink.

When you know you're right, never bow to
group pressure.

I don't want to bow to it. I want to
join it.

Hi, everybody.

Has the school principal called me yet?

Not yet.

Boy, I hope he isn't ducking me.

Well, if he'd have called, I would have
known it because I was home all alone,

and I would have heard the phone because
I wasn't busy talking to anybody but

myself.

And if the phone had rung, I would have
answered it because I could wait till

later to hear what I had to say.

Dad, since you were there at school, I'm
in big trouble.

Can't you change your mind about those
vending machines?

Sorry, Arnold.

and I'd like to transfer.

How about busking me to a school in
Australia?

Hey, Dad. Hey, Arnold.

Hey, Arnold. Hey, Dad.

Hey, what are the boxes for?

Oh, Aunt Sophia's made converts out of
all of us, so we're helping her check

the labels and throw out all the junk
food in the house. Well, good.

What are you going to do with it? Well,
we can't give it to the poor. They got

enough troubles.

You know what we can do with this junk?
We can put it in a lead barrel and sink

it to the bottom of the Hudson River.

and send it to Iran.

Aunt Sophia, you ruined my eating at
home. Now you ruined my eating at

If all I eat is healthy food, you're
going to deprive me of my pimple period.

Arnold, eat that stuff and you won't get
pimples. You'll get rigor mortis.

Thanks to you, Sophia. I did a little
research on food myself today.

Wait until all of you hear what I
discovered.

Oh, it's a...

Calling what they do.

They put so much preservatives in food
that dead people last longer than people

who aren't dead.

Is that a way to live?

Hey, Arnold, you like this goop on your
dessert, huh?

The goopier, the better.

Well, here's a poop on your goop.

Just add a little water to it, and you
can use it to wax our limousine.

Yeah, it's also good for removing nail
polish.

Hey, just listen to this.

Some candies are loaded with chemicals,
including a shellac to give them a

glaze.

Arnold, I'll make a deal with you. If
you give up junk food, I'll give up

caviar. What do you say, son?

Okay,

I'm giving up junk food, and I mean it.
All right.

I don't care if my best friends don't
talk to me anymore.

I don't care if they don't elect me
president tomorrow.

I'm going to school for an education.

I don't have to be happy, too.

Okay.

Hello?

Yes, this is he.

Good. Put him on.

School principal.

Yes, hello.

Yeah.

Well, I thank Miss Rawls for explaining
my feelings, but what are you going to

do about the...

Vending machines.

Well, I'd be sorry to hear that the
school was losing money, but I am not

to stand by and let anybody endanger the
health of children just to make a

profit. I love the way his eyes flash
when he's angry.

Well, your hands may be tied, sir, but
mine are not.

So you just tell me the name of the
company that owns those vending

and I'll take it from there.

What?

You sure?

Thanks.

What's the matter?

Those vending machines are owned by a
subsidiary of my own company.

Daddy, your own company is selling all
that junk in school?

We shall lack... For

shame,

Philip. If Papa were alive, he'd roll
over in his grave.

Children, before we begin today, Arnold
Jackson has asked permission to address

you about the vending machines.

Arnold?

That's enough.

Go ahead, Arnold.

Well, last night I found out that my
dad's company owns all the junk food

machines.

school to lose any money so he's not
taking the machines out.

Thanks, but there's not going to be any
junk food in those machines.

Quiet. Go on, Arnold.

Well, my dad's going to put in new
refrigerated machines that'll have

things in them like apples and oranges
so you don't lose your teeth and look

like this.

off talking like an old geezer, even
though you're only a young geezer.

Well, that's all I have to say.

I don't care if you elect me president
of room 104 today.

There's some things more important than
power.

Son, the important thing is that you
believed in something and you stuck to

guns.

A lot of good that did.

I was defeated in the election 34 to 1.

My friends didn't vote for me.

For a minute there, I wasn't sure I was
going to vote for me.

Honey, you'll feel much better after you
eat.

Yeah, what is for dinner?

Oh, I've made a delicious, healthy meal.
Fish and salad, organic goose liver

pate, and acidopolis soup.

What's for dessert?

figs with sprouted wheat balls.

Oh, you devil.

You were pulling my funny bone.

Wherever that is.

You know, come here, Sophia.

You're a real nice lady.

Thank you, Arnold.

I like a boy who tells the truth.

acidopolis soup now. It's really good.

May not be right song, but man is born.

He's a man of being. Then along come
two.

They got nothing but the gene.

But they got different strokes.

They different strokes.

piece of junk.

I'd rather have my truck any day.

Hey, have you seen my keys, man? You
know, I thought I left them in my jacket

yesterday. Oh, you're exactly right.
That's where I found them.

How many times have I told you to keep
your greasy fingers out of my room?

Calm down, McGruff.

I needed your keys so that I could
install this new alarm I got off this

tell you. The car was stripped butt
naked.

But it had this top -of -the -line alarm
system in it. Yeah, well, that's one

effective alarm.

Try it out.

It's got a police siren, and it speaks
in six different languages.

Well, how do I know it's not going to
blow up?

Try it out.

No, Eddie, I'm not going to try it. You
try it.

You put it in

I drained your battery.

See, if you're trying to upset me, give
it up. I'm in too good a mood, baby.

Well, since you're immune to anger, I
accidentally busted your water pump

the alarm out.

Nope, that won't do it either.

You see, Eddie, you were looking at a
man who got his first on -air gig.

All right, then. What's he, the play -by
-play man?

Which team, Royals, Chiefs?

I'm not the play -by -play man.

You're the locker room guy.

I'm Marcus Allen. I ran three
touchdowns.

Come on, biggie thing, hit me, hit me.
No, no, no, Eddie, I'm a DJ.

See, but I got the midnight to six
shift.

I mean, that's cool, that's cool.

At least you don't have to do those
menial jobs they had you doing.

Well, actually, I'll still be doing the
menial jobs. See, the DJ gig is only

temporary. Well, I mean, you know I
meant menial in the best way, right?

See, but the good news is the guy who
does play -by -play for Houston started

out the same way.

Boy, you're going to be busy.

I will be busy counting money, yes.

See, between the on -air gig and the
overtime, I'll be making three times the

money. You the man.

Damn straight.

What you need, though, is a radio name.

Thank you, Edward, but I have a radio
name.

Malcolm McGee.

No, no, no, it don't pop.

You need something flashy like Dr.

Love.

Or how about The Groove Merchant. Better
than that, Doc.

Those are really good, Eddie.

In fact, why don't you just sit here
real quietly and make out a

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All right, I got a list for you.

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