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Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of needs.

Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the

Different strokes to move the world.

Where are you going?

I want you to meet Ed Marshall and his daughter.

Well, Dad, I was just taking her to the park.

Yeah, I like to fight squirrels for their nuts.

Ed is one of my oldest friends.

And Kimberly went to grade school with his daughter, Ellen.

Yeah, I'm so excited. I haven't seen them since they moved to Akron.

You'll like Ed.

He's a big, friendly lug. He and I played football together in college.

I was right end, and he was the rest of the team.

machine. No.

He just doesn't know his own strength.

One of those bear hugs of his and your ribs come right through your coat.

He's not hugging me.

Me neither.

If I want to see ribs, I'll go down to Barbecue Delight.

That's probably them now.

Ed!

I'm still getting over your last hug. It was six years ago.

Send a fella to the hospital one time. He'll never let you forget it.

Hi, Angie. It's great to see you again. You too.

Ellen, what a lovely young lady you've grown to be. Thank you, Mr. Drummond.

Hey, fellas, come here.

Ed, Ellen, I want you to meet my two sons.

This is Willis and this is Arnold.

Hi, fellas. Shake Willis' hand first.

If nothing breaks, you can shake mine.

I like to live dangerously.

Oh, oh, Willis! Oh, not so hard!

Ed, you're too much. You haven't changed a bit. Well, neither have you.

Kimberly, I bet there's a great view from your balcony.

Oh, terrific. I'll show you. You know, on a clear day, you can see the taxis

chasing pedestrians up into the sidewalks.

Well, your dad told me that one of you fellas is a terrific athlete.

I'm the other one.

I knew it was something else.

How does it feel to be back in New York?

It's terrific.

Think you'd like to live here again?

Yeah.

It's very... It's really... Well, hey, New York isn't

that bad.

Hey, what's the matter?

I've been waiting to see you.

Since Mom died, there's no one I can really talk to, and... I just don't...

there, tell my father.

Ellen, what is it?

I think I'm pregnant.

Pregnant? Well, how did that happen?

Well, if you don't know, you're worse off than I am.

You know what I mean.

Kim, I'm sorry to unload on you like this. It's just that there's nobody I

confide in. Hey, it's all right, really.

What about your boyfriend?

until I know for sure, and I'm just too scared to go to an obstetrician back

home. Hey, don't worry. We'll find you one here tomorrow.

Thanks, Kim. I knew I could count on you.

You feel better now?

Much better.

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Hi, Arnold.

Hi, Willis.

Anybody home?

What do I look like, a footstool?

I'm in beside you.

I got it.

Hello?

Uh, no, Kimberly's not here.

Whose office is this?

The Obster what?

Who is it?

It's the Obsterpition.

Hello,

can I help you?

Sure, I'll give her the message.

Okay, bye.

Hey, that's weird.

Kimberly left her history book in the obstetrician's office.

What's one of those?

A doctor who delivers babies.

Babies?

Why would Kimberly be going to that kind of doctor?

You got me.

The only reason why you go to an obstetrician is if she's... Uh -oh.

If she's uh -oh?

If she's gonna have a baby.

What you talking about, Willis?

Nah, no way. There's got to be some explanation.

If it's the one you told me about the birds and bees, I hope there's another

explanation.

We're not going to say anything to her except the doctor's office call.

See, if it turns out she's pregnant, she might not know it yet.

Why wouldn't the doctor tell her? Is he waiting until she pays her bill?

Oh, hi, guys.

Uh, Kimberly, uh, there was some call for you.

The nurse said you left your history book at their office.

Nurse?

Uh, yeah.

The dentist's office. I had my teeth cleaned.

Oh, is that what it was?

Yeah, see?

Terrific. It looked like they shined your gums, too.

You hear that, Arnold?

Dentist. Yeah, the dentist that the tooth fairy goes to.

I got it.

Oh, hi, Ellen. Hi, Mr. Drummond. Come on in.

Hi, Kimberly.

Don't forget now. We're taking you and your father out to dinner tonight.

We're looking forward to it. Good.

I spoke to the doctor.

I'm pregnant for sure.

Oh, Ellen.

I don't know what to say.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

I want to have children someday, but I'm... Only 15.

I just don't know what to do.

Whether to have it or to have it, you know, abortion.

Well, at least you got a choice.

It's still legal.

Kim, I was so stupid.

I was even too dumb to go to a doctor and find out about protection.

Now wait, you don't take all the blame for yourself. Your boyfriend has some

responsibilities too.

Ellen, don't you think you ought to tell your father?

I just can't.

He can never handle a thing like this.

I mean, you should see the way he carried on when I got a B -minus.

It's certainly worse than a B -minus.

Oh, Ellen.

Oh, now I've got you doing it.

Look, I'll see you tonight, okay?

Oh, is Ellen home so soon?

Uh, yes, yes.

Kimberly, what's the matter?

Oh, nothing, Daddy.

Well, then why are you crying?

Well, Ellen and I were crying just because we're so happy to see each

Well, if you get any happier, we'll need flood insurance.

What do you think Kimberly told Dad?

Well, if she didn't, he's not going to hear it from us.

I hope he doesn't hear it from the baby first.

Listen, Arnold.

As far as we're concerned, this is a secret. Like between the patient and the

doctor.

Hi, guys. Oh, hi, Dad.

Uh, listen.

Do either one of you have any idea what might be bothering Kimberly?

What makes you think something's bothering her?

Well, she was crying just now, and her eyes are all swollen.

Well, I wouldn't worry about her eyes being swollen.

What is that supposed to mean, Anna?

Oh, he was just saying the swelling will go down eventually.

Yeah. Yeah, in nine months.

Now, look, something is going on around here, and I want to know what it is.

Now, that's an order. What is it, and fast?

Your move, Doctor.

Okay. I guess we better tell him. Right. Tell me what? We got no choice. Right.

Tell me what? What do you know about Kimberly?

Well, let me put it this way.

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Hi. I've been trying to call you.

I had to go somewhere with my dad.

I have something for you.

What? This book.

You're single and you're pregnant.

It's probably on the bestseller list.

Well, I thought it might, you know, help.

Thanks.

Can I get you something? I just made this for myself.

I'm really not hungry. And besides, it's pretty close to dinner. Okay.

Do you have any sardines and graham crackers?

Sardines and graham crackers.

Sure.

Would you happen to have any pistachio ice cream?

You can have that strawberry.

Fine. And then I've got to tell you something. Okay, I'll be right back.

Hi, Ellen.

Is your father with you?

Um, Dad will be over a little later. I just wanted to visit with Kimberly.

Uh, where is Kimberly?

In the kitchen. She's fixing a snack.

Well, isn't that a little close to dinner?

Oh, Kimberly.

That is some snack.

Sardines, graham crackers, and ice cream.

Oh, well, I just had a sudden craving.

Would you excuse us, please? I have to speak to Kimberly alone.

Do you mind if I speak to her alone first?

It's really important.

Well, okay.

On second thought, what I have to say

to Kimberly is extremely important. Would you please excuse us?

Have you seen the view from the balcony?

Yes, I have.

It's better a second time.

I won't be long, Ellen.

Okay.

What is it, Dad? Sounds serious.

It is.

I am very disappointed that you felt you couldn't discuss it with me.

Discuss what?

Sardines, graham crackers, ice cream, and this book.

You're single and you're pregnant.

Oh, Dad.

Why didn't you come to me when it first happened?

I wasn't there when it happened.

Have you kids invented something new I don't know about?

What do you mean you weren't there?

Wait a minute. Do you think that book was for me?

Well, I certainly don't think it's for Arnold.

Daddy, I'm not pregnant.

You went to the obstetrician. Yes, I did, with a friend of mine. She's the

that's pregnant.

Do you expect me to believe that? Yes, I do.

You always said you trusted me.

I want to believe you, honey. Oh, Daddy, you can. I'm not pregnant. Honest. Not

even a little bit.

Oh, Kimberly.

I can't tell you what a relief that is. Oh.

But your poor friend's parents, they must be terribly upset.

Well, she's afraid to tell him. I mean...

You mean it's Ellen?

I can't tell you, Daddy.

Well, you don't have to. I can see it in your face.

Come to think of it, it's in her face, too.

Oh, I didn't mean to give it away.

I just can't believe it.

Quiet little Ellen.

Daddy, you don't have to make a lot of noise to get pregnant.

Poor Ellen, but she really should tell her father.

Well, I told you she's afraid to. He's not a very understanding person.

Maybe you could get her to change her mind.

Well, I'll give it a try.

Thanks, Dad. You better talk to her alone.

Ellen!

Can I talk to you now?

Alone?

Well, before you talk to me alone, my father wants to talk to you alone.

Well, sure, Mr. Drummond, but I have to talk to Kimberly alone first.

I think you better talk to me alone first.

Um, I really have to talk to Kimberly alone first.

All right.

I'll be in the den.

Alone.

Kimberly, I hope you won't be upset with me, but... Kimberly, can we talk to you

alone?

No, I have to talk to Ellen alone.

Okay, well, after that, can we talk to you alone?

No.

I have to wait for Dad to talk to Ellen alone.

And then I have to talk to Dad alone. And then I can talk to you alone.

Wallace, can I talk to you alone?

What about?

Nothing. I just don't want to be left out.

Remember when we left the doctor's office, the nurse gave me one of his

Mm -hmm.

Well, my father found it.

Oh, no. What?

when you told him that you were pregnant.

I didn't.

I told him you were pregnant.

Oh, no!

Dad!

Dad, you better talk to Ellen alone now.

Good. And then, boys, I want to talk to you alone.

We're waiting to talk to Kimberly alone.

Well, maybe we can work you in.

You do that.

Hey, guys, I know what you must be thinking.

And there's been a little mistake.

We know.

No, no, no. You guys don't understand.

I'm not pregnant.

You're not?

But I made three dozen diapers.

I'm sorry, Mr. Drummond.

I didn't know what else to tell Dad except that it was Kimberly who was

pregnant.

I understand your panic, Ellen.

But you really have to tell your father the truth.

But he has an uncontrollable temper.

He'll kill me.

I'll tell you what.

I'll talk to him first.

Then he'll kill you.

If he does, I'll never speak to him again.

You're very kind.

And understanding.

And brave.

Hi, Kimberly. How are you, honey? Are you feeling all right? Oh, yes. I'm

feeling fine. Good. Now, where's your father?

He's not on the balcony. Good, because I've got to talk to him alone.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hi, Ed. Ellen, would you excuse us for a moment, honey? I have to talk to

Phil. Sure, Daddy.

As a matter of fact, Ed, there's something that I have to say to you.

it wait, Phil?

Now, this is really important, and it isn't going to be easy to say, but I

got to get it out, so please don't interrupt.

Okay.

Now, Phil,

Things change.

Values change.

And people have to change, too.

Yes, they do, Ed. And, Phil, parents are people, too.

I was aware of that.

Parents especially have to move with the times.

You know, I try very hard to keep up. That's good. Did you know that I was

knocked down at an Elton John concert?

The point is, Phil, that if you want to understand your kids, you have to

change. You dig?

I dig.

I hear you. I know where you're coming from.

Oh, yes.

Well, the point is, Phil, that kids make mistakes.

So we have to give them all the love and understanding that we can.

I certainly agree with that. Phil, I don't quite know how to put this. So let

put it this way. Phil, your daughter's pregnant.

Phil, if you want to yell and scream, go ahead.

If this happened to Ellen, how would you react?

Just the way I'm asking you to.

I would give her all of the love and sympathy that I could muster.

I'm glad to hear that.

Because Ed... Kimberly isn't the one

that's pregnant.

It's Ellen.

You're so competitive.

It's the truth, Ed.

Ellen is the one who's pregnant.

That's impossible.

I'm afraid it isn't. A killer!

Ed, where is all that love and sympathy you were just talking about?

Well, that's when it was your daughter.

Now, you said it yourself.

Kids make mistakes, but it's not the end of the world.

The kids need understanding and help. Your daughter needs you now more than

before.

She's contained her whole life, your father and mother to her, Ed. How you

handle this is very important.

If there's anything I can do to help you with the baby, Ellen, just name it.

And I'll help, too, if it's twins.

Ellen?

Ellen?

It's going to be all right, sweetheart.

I love you very much.

And we're going to work this thing out together.

Phil?

If you don't mind, I think I'd like to have dinner with my daughter alone

tonight. Of course.

Ed, we understand.

Yeah, we understand.

I'll be in touch, Phil.

And thanks.

Sure, Ed.

Thanks, Kim, for everything.

You take care of yourself and everything's going to be all right,

decide.

Bye, guys. Bye, Ellen.

Did Mr. Marshall make a big fuss when he told him about Ellen?

No. He made orange juice.

Nothing but the genes that they got.

Different strokes of things.

Different strokes of things.

Different strokes to move the world. It doesn't take.

Different strokes to move the world.

Hey,

look. Look.

Somebody left their purse.

I wonder if it was that hot Reddit who couldn't keep her eyes off my butt all

night. I don't think so.

Since she left me her phone number.

Thanks.

Doug, nobody's phone number is 123 -456 -7.

Excuse me, guys. I'll take the purse and put it in the lost and found.

Hey, check and see if there's any ID.

Oh, hey, that's a good idea.

No wallet, but hey,

look at this.

She clips coupons.

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Frankenberries.

Hot links.

Cajun potato chips.

Man, this woman's got Eddie Sherman written all over her.

I don't think so.

Look at that.

Ah, smell that. It's passion.

My old girlfriend wore this.

Oh, that's my favorite perfume, man.

Ah, Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison.

It's my favorite book.

Your favorite book is the TV Guide.

Come on, Eddie, you've never read Invisible Man.

Man, come on. I know it frontwards and backwards, man. First a dude injects

himself with a serum, then he disappears.

No, no, that's The Invisible Man. That's a science fiction novel.

Ellison's Invisible Man is about the black man's struggle in America.

I don't need to read that. I'm living it.

I'm happy to take the purse because this woman is clearly made for Mr.

McGee. I don't know, Malcolm. I believe that we're soulmates.

Hey, why don't you guys just wait until she comes back for the purse?

Oh, I will.

And when she does, it's on.

I'll hold on to the purse.

When she comes back to get it, If she's cute, she's mine. Oh, no. If she's sexy,

she's mine.

If she's ugly, she's yours. Oh, no. If she's not sexy, she's definitely for me.

Excuse me. What are y 'all doing in my purse?

Go on, get down, bro.

Isn't it pretty funny, bro?

They're just going to leave you alone while you're sitting inside your home.

deposits ready yet? Almost.

Has there ever been a more beautiful sight?

Yes.

4 ,000.

That would be four.

Business has increased by another 30%. We now have a cash reserve of

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Oh, and it's only getting better.

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