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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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Steven?
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Oh, Ricky.
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Hi. How have you been?
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I'm good. How are you?
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Good. So good to see you.
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Um... Actually, maybe you can help me.
I've been running all over this campus,
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and it's so big, and it all looks the
same.
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Do you know where the dorms are?
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Yeah, totally.
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It'll be right down to the left, and
then if you just go down the stairs,
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be right in there.
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Okay. So what are you doing here?
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Oh, I was going to surprise Jason. I had
a meeting nearby, so I was going to
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take him out to lunch.
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Well, Jason's gone for the weekend.
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Yeah, he went camping with his
girlfriend.
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I knew I should have texted you.
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Well, I guess I'll just start the drive
back.
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You sure?
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Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing.
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No wonder I was getting so many weird
looks.
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I really hope it wasn't like that during
my business meeting.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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So, how are you like in college?
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Good. Just hanging in there, trying my
best.
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Classes are a little harder?
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Yeah, yeah.
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But I'm getting through it.
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Good. I mean, you're smart.
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You'll be fine.
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So, any girls in the picture? Any
girlfriends?
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Not yet.
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No, I've been trying.
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Really?
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I've really been too good with the
girls.
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I thought they'd be all over you.
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I'm trying, though. You know, get there.
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Well, I mean, it's so good to see you.
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Yeah, it's great to see you.
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I guess next time I'll definitely be
texting.
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No more surprise visits.
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Well, I better get going. It's a long
drive.
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Yeah, do you want to, like, rest or
anything?
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Come lay down in my dorm. It's a long
drive back.
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Oh, I'm sure you don't want a parent in
your dorm.
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No, I don't mind if you drove out all
this way.
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You don't have any, like, girls coming?
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No, not at all.
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That would be really nice, actually.
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Yeah, totally.
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Um, okay.
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Wow.
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I think really.
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Upgraded these things since I was in
college.
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I feel nice in here. I can't complain.
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So I guess this is what Jason's dorm
would be like if you're right next to
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Yeah, it's pretty much the same exact
layout.
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It's exactly the same.
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Being in the dorm really brings back
memories.
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What kind of memories?
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Well, you promised not to tell Jason.
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Yeah, why would I say anything?
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I... I used to be a little promiscuous
in college.
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Oh. I guess we'll say.
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Is that so?
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Yeah.
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What kind of stuff did you get into?
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Oh, I really shouldn't be telling you
that.
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Come on, you can tell me. You want to
say anything?
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess I was kind of a slut in
college.
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Really?
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Yeah, I mean. I never would have
thought.
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My roommate and I would go to all these
rat parties, and we'd have orgies, and
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my first gangbang there.
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That's pretty hot.
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And my first experience, you sure?
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I know you probably don't want to hear
about this when I come home.
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No idea where life is.
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We used to sneak the boys back here into
our dorm.
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Oh. And, ugh.
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I had my first experience with a girl.
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How was that?
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Oh, it was so good.
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But Jason doesn't know any of this. I'm
not going to tell him anything. He
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doesn't want to hear about that. I'm
surprised you do.
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Yeah, it's fucking hot.
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Really? Yeah.
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I mean... Sounds like you were quite the
catch back in college.
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Yeah, I guess I was.
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I mean...
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I had my fun.
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I mean, yeah, you're here now, you know?
Back in college, maybe you can, um,
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reminisce on old times.
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Reminisce? Yeah, you know?
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Maybe, um, maybe I can help you out with
this button that was undone earlier.
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But, um, I'm like, you don't want to be
with an
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older woman.
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I would love to be with an older woman.
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Really? Yeah, and it sounds to me like
you missed your old college days.
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I do.
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Is this why you haven't had many girls
in your dorm?
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These young college girls don't do it
for me.
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You really?
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We probably shouldn't be
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doing this.
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What? Fine. But it does bring back so
many memories.
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I love to have known you in college.
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This is amazing.
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You really think so?
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This feeling.
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It's so much fun.
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Whatever happens in this dorm stays in
this dorm.
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Eat some.
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I'm sure you made them all so happy.
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Did he fuck you in college?
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I did.
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I let them do everything.
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Fuck my ass.
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Costume party.
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Plus you don't remember what it's like
to be in college.
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This room.
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Need that in safety.
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Yes, please.
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of our shower.
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So I'm gonna maybe go in the shower and
do it again.
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Fuck yeah.
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Maybe bring one of your friends.
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Yeah, I got a friend or two.
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Nobody, nobody does it better.
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