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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Steven?

Oh, Ricky.

Hi. How have you been?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. So good to see you.

Um... Actually, maybe you can help me. I've been running all over this campus,

and it's so big, and it all looks the same.

Do you know where the dorms are?

Yeah, totally.

It'll be right down to the left, and then if you just go down the stairs,

be right in there.

Okay. So what are you doing here?

Oh, I was going to surprise Jason. I had a meeting nearby, so I was going to

take him out to lunch.

Well, Jason's gone for the weekend.

Yeah, he went camping with his girlfriend.

I knew I should have texted you.

Well, I guess I'll just start the drive back.

You sure?

Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing.

No wonder I was getting so many weird looks.

I really hope it wasn't like that during my business meeting.

Thanks for letting me know.

So, how are you like in college?

Good. Just hanging in there, trying my best.

Classes are a little harder?

Yeah, yeah.

But I'm getting through it.

Good. I mean, you're smart.

You'll be fine.

So, any girls in the picture? Any girlfriends?

Not yet.

No, I've been trying.

Really?

I've really been too good with the girls.

I thought they'd be all over you.

I'm trying, though. You know, get there.

Well, I mean, it's so good to see you.

Yeah, it's great to see you.

I guess next time I'll definitely be texting.

No more surprise visits.

Well, I better get going. It's a long drive.

Yeah, do you want to, like, rest or anything?

Come lay down in my dorm. It's a long drive back.

Oh, I'm sure you don't want a parent in your dorm.

No, I don't mind if you drove out all this way.

You don't have any, like, girls coming?

No, not at all.

That would be really nice, actually.

Yeah, totally.

Um, okay.

Wow.

I think really.

Upgraded these things since I was in college.

I feel nice in here. I can't complain.

So I guess this is what Jason's dorm would be like if you're right next to

Yeah, it's pretty much the same exact layout.

It's exactly the same.

Being in the dorm really brings back memories.

What kind of memories?

Well, you promised not to tell Jason.

Yeah, why would I say anything?

I... I used to be a little promiscuous in college.

Oh. I guess we'll say.

Is that so?

Yeah.

What kind of stuff did you get into?

Oh, I really shouldn't be telling you that.

Come on, you can tell me. You want to say anything?

You sure?

Yeah.

Well, I guess I was kind of a slut in college.

Really?

Yeah, I mean. I never would have thought.

My roommate and I would go to all these rat parties, and we'd have orgies, and

my first gangbang there.

That's pretty hot.

And my first experience, you sure?

I know you probably don't want to hear about this when I come home.

No idea where life is.

We used to sneak the boys back here into our dorm.

Oh. And, ugh.

I had my first experience with a girl.

How was that?

Oh, it was so good.

But Jason doesn't know any of this. I'm not going to tell him anything. He

doesn't want to hear about that. I'm surprised you do.

Yeah, it's fucking hot.

Really? Yeah.

I mean... Sounds like you were quite the catch back in college.

Yeah, I guess I was.

I mean...

I had my fun.

I mean, yeah, you're here now, you know? Back in college, maybe you can, um,

reminisce on old times.

Reminisce? Yeah, you know?

Maybe, um, maybe I can help you out with this button that was undone earlier.

But, um, I'm like, you don't want to be with an

older woman.

I would love to be with an older woman.

Really? Yeah, and it sounds to me like you missed your old college days.

I do.

Is this why you haven't had many girls in your dorm?

These young college girls don't do it for me.

You really?

We probably shouldn't be

doing this.

What? Fine. But it does bring back so many memories.

I love to have known you in college.

This is amazing.

You really think so?

This feeling.

It's so much fun.

Whatever happens in this dorm stays in this dorm.

Eat some.

I'm sure you made them all so happy.

Did he fuck you in college?

I did.

I let them do everything.

Fuck my ass.

Costume party.

Plus you don't remember what it's like to be in college.

This room.

Need that in safety.

Yes, please.

of our shower.

So I'm gonna maybe go in the shower and do it again.

Fuck yeah.

Maybe bring one of your friends.

Yeah, I got a friend or two.

Nobody, nobody does it better.